The Governor, The President, And The First Lady

The Governor, the President, and the First Lady

SABELLA OGBOBODE ABIDDE

I am not, and no one I know, is sure of what to make of the recent announcement and appointment of Mrs. Patience Jonathan, Nigeria’s First Lady, as a Permanent Secretary in the Bayelsa State civil service. Hours earlier, I had received a call informing of the imminent announcement. Frankly, I dismissed it, not as a cruel joke, but as something that was so silly and so far out and so improbably that not even the nastiest of the most malevolent and sadistic politician anywhere in Nigeria would do, or attempt to do. And even for a cloak-and-dagger state like Bayelsa, stupidity and psychosis must surely have its limits. Or so I thought.alt

I was sure, so very sure of such an unlikely announcement that I quickly dismissed my caller. Not long thereafter, the second and third call came in. Minutes later, it was all over the Nigerian media and social network. The news and its immediate and future repercussions assaulted my senses and sensibility. As an indigene of the state -- and as someone who has written extensively about the going-on in Bayelsa and Ijaw politics -- I knew that many Ijaw politicians were capable of many reprehensible lows and stupidities. But this? This is something else: the vile and degenerate imagination, and the unguarded and runaway impulse of Governor Henry Seriake Dickson.

As we say in vernacular/broken English in my old neighborhood at Oseni Street Lawanson, “this man carry first…he carry first for stupidity and yeyerity.” Even Alamieyeseigha -- that wasteful and pompous and semi-literate former governor -- didn’t descend this low. And not even the most recent governor, Timpre Sylva, dreamed up and implemented such foolishness. It took the combined thinking and effort of Dickson and Jonathan and his wife, to come up with such a sordid and vile exercise. Really, why would you (even if you could), make such an appointment -- an appointment that is fraught with many unanswerable questions and knotty scenarios.

From publicly available records, Mrs. Jonathan’s combined years of service in both the Rivers and Bayelsa states civil services are not enough to elevate her to the position of a Permanent Secretary. Generally speaking, the ministries are staffed by career civil servants; and each ministry is headed by a Permanent Secretary, who reports directly to the governor. Other than coordinating the activity of their respective ministry, Permanent secretaries are responsible for implementing government policy. Mrs. Jonathan was a low-level civil servant. We also know that since her days as the wife of the Deputy Governor, she has basically been a truant who collected her monthly salary for many, many years.

A few questions: Now that she has been appointed a Permanent Secretary, to whom would she be answerable? Henry Dickson? Who will have the balls or the audacity to reprimand her in the event of maladministration, infringements, or incompetence? Henry Dickson? What administrative skills does she have to function as a PermSec? What oral and written communication skills does she have to effectively perform her duties? And I mean all the aforelisted questions in practical terms. I guess she can always pay somebody to do her job when she and her husband are mindlessly globetrotting.

As the First Lady, she is no longer “an ordinary Nigerian.” As a result her presence is likely to distract from the daily reality of everyday civil servants in the state. This is a woman who travels with a dozen or more official and non-official personnel in her entourage and a motorcade that habitually contains a dozen or more cars and motorcycles -- with sirens blazing. When she is in the air, the airspace is usually closed or restricted. For her personal safety and security, a dozen or so members of the security and intelligence community trail and watch over her. Now, how are Bayelsans, and her colleagues in whatever ministry she is assigned, going to cope with such personal-crowd, commotion and dislocation?

Considering the personality of Patience Jonathan, and considering also her sense of self, she is likely to dominate, and then have the government under her armpit. We saw a glimpse of her true color when her husband was the deputy governor. We saw her true color when her husband was the governor. As the First Lady, she has shown the nation and the world the stuff she is made of. And the stuff she is made of is not pretty. Not at all! Now, if Mr. Henry Dickson thinks he is a match for Mrs. Patience, well, he is mistaken. Virtually every Bayelsan knows this: they know who is truly in control of the state’s political appointments and its treasury. They know who control who and what? They know where the power lies.

While it is true that the problem between Governor Sylva and Mr. Goodluck Jonathan is complicated, it was this control -- control of the treasury and the political space -- that was at the heart of the several years of overt and covert fighting and animosity between both men. With Sylva out of the equation, Bayelsa State is being assaulted and taken over by the Goodluck Jonathan camp and from two fronts: On the one side is Jonathan’s henchman, Chief Amalate Johnny Turner. On the other end is Mrs. Jonathan, the one wearing the pant and the hat. Lady Macbeth! As the First Lady of Bayelsa state, she was said to have her own shadow cabinet with her own budgetary allocation. Today, as the First Lady of Nigeria, she is said to run a vetting agency that determines who gets what and when. Her raw ambition is boundless.

As Kaanayo Nwachukwu said, “Even the wives of Idi Amin, Eyadema, Omar Bongo, Mugabe, Charles Taylor, Jammeh, Mbasogo, Kerekou, Gbagbo, Ben-Ali, Mubarak, Ghaddafi, Olusegun Obasanjo, Abacha, Babangida, Rawlings, Dos Santos, Idris Deby, Paul Biya, Zenawi, Afewarki, Mobutu, Kabila, Bokassa and the rest of them who have ruled and ruined and continue to rule and ruin Africa are not half as ambitious as Patience Goodluck Jonathan.”

And President Goodluck Jonathan? Politically, he is what he is; and what he is, is an accretion of traits that many men and many leaders despise. This is a man who was better off in a zoology or hydrobiology laboratory in his hometown or in Port Harcourt. Frankly, he was not cut out for the series of political positions he has found himself in. In this instance, he should have known that allowing his wife to be appointed Permanent Secretary was a bad and lousy idea. He couldn’t tell, and he couldn’t sense it. A leader with a pouch of political sagacity and acumen would have known that this move, like many other moves that are associated with him and or his wife, was going to be controversial and dumb. But what did this President do or say? Nothing! And now, another mess! Oh what a mess!

Sabella Abidde can be reached at: Sabidde@yahoo.com



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Re: The Governor, The President, And The First Lady
Agensheku posted on 07-13-2012, 00:56:21 AM
Fantastic piece! Most of what s written there had been imagined all along but we never thought the Dame has that kind of vice-like grip on GEJ. What a pity. But this Perm Sec kite gamble will not fly.Its as fraudulent as its shameful.

Where are the human rights lawyers to drag the woman to court and expose all the shenanigans that led to this vile and vainglorious promotion? Yeye dey boom!
Re: The Governor, The President, And The First Lady
Enyi posted on 07-13-2012, 02:02:05 AM
How does a permanent secretary function in absencia? Does this not indicate that the staff in question is redundant? Is their a provision for "work on pro bono basis" in the Bayelsa Civil Service Rules and Regulations (formerly known as GO)? Let the joke continue!
Re: The Governor, The President, And The First Lady
Agensheku posted on 07-13-2012, 02:45:29 AM
QUOTE:
How does a permanent secretary function in absencia? Does this not indicate that the staff in question is redundant? Is their a provision for \"work on pro bono basis\" in the Bayelsa Civil Service Rules and Regulations (formerly known as GO)? Let the joke continue!
Dont mind the couple. They first commit an illegality and then begin to fumble and wobble; finding an easy way out.

Do they have any NLC in Bayelsa? Or Senior staff association? Either of the two bodies could sue the governor and the Dame and expose their naivety for the world to see.

That dame sure got nerves! In a nation where thousands of graduates are unemployed, she sits atop a N1Bn per annum food budget in Aso Villa and still wants to be Permanent Secretary!
Re: The Governor, The President, And The First Lady
Bode Eluyera posted on 07-13-2012, 09:35:17 AM
Alhaji Abidde. Where have you been all these years?

Personally, I am no more surprised by Jonathan's decisions and actions. Even Mallam Balarabe Musa in a recent interview said that jonathan badluck is a confused man. I think that says it all.
Re: The Governor, The President, And The First Lady
Sisi Eko posted on 07-13-2012, 10:37:40 AM
On point as usual, good piece. So we can safely say the Dame is a ghost worker.

What a shame!
Re: The Governor, The President, And The First Lady
Emj posted on 07-13-2012, 11:00:04 AM
Hehehehe ........so it's true ......I thought it was a figment of my warped imagination o......not minding the length and strength of backs and forth at every turn
..Sabella pikin of Abidde ...
Re: The Governor, The President, And The First Lady
Auspicious posted on 07-13-2012, 11:51:12 AM
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Hehehehe ........so it's true ......I thought it was a figment of my warped imagination o..


Abi?

I thought she would come out to say "Aaaah, se e r'aye? (You see life?) Awon Alasonilenu, won fe ba wa je l'oju araye! (Bloody Namewreckers, they want to ruin our good rep!)". But uhn-uhn, Patience and her mumu husband will go on to pain themselves with red oil and dance right next to the campfire.

As PapaDonkee would say, Muppets!

Why am I laughing, sef? It's not even funny. I was incensed at the effrontery of those two, couple of bush people who happened to find themselves in the position of authority. They make Olusegun Obasanjo (who is no mugu anyway) look like a Professor Emeritus of Critical Thinking. Bloody razzoids.

As for the big oaf who carried out the appointment in Bayelsa, and I mean that mumu-looking guy with lips big enough to supply [I]pomo[/I] to a family for an entire week (Seriake Dickson, or whatever his name is) his own will soon come to bite him in the butt. Treating governance like a private family affair.

Ara Oko Alainitiju Gbogbo..
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Re: The Governor, The President, And The First Lady
Emj posted on 07-13-2012, 12:33:05 PM
QUOTE:
Abi?

I thought she would come out to say \"Aaaah, se e r'aye? (You see life?) Awon Alasonilenu, won fe ba wa je l'oju araye! (Bloody Namewreckers, they want to ruin our good rep!)\". But uhn-uhn, Patience and her mumu husband will go on to pain themselves with red oil and dance right next to the campfire.

As PapaDonkee would say, Muppets!

Why am I laughing, sef? It's not even funny. I was incensed at the effrontery of those two, couple of bush people who happened to find themselves in the position of authority. They make Olusegun Obasanjo (who is no mugu anyway) look like a Professor Emeritus of Critical Thinking. Bloody razzoids.

As for the big oaf who carried out the appointment in Bayelsa, and I mean that mumu-looking guy with lips big enough to supply [I]pomo[/I] to a family for an entire week (Seriake Dickson, or whatever his name is) his own will soon come to bite him in the butt. Treating governance like a private family affair.

Ara Oko Alainitiju Gbogbo..
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Hehehehe....lols at the last line...double lols, awon ara oko...bush people dede..gabadaya

Btw, Do not say i told u..but GWAN did take out an advert that reads thus:

Congratulations Our Dear Dame Patience Goodluck Jonathan ...from GWAN..Ghost Workers Association of Nigeria
Re: The Governor, The President, And The First Lady
Agensheku posted on 07-13-2012, 12:45:00 PM
QUOTE:
On point as usual, good piece. So we can safely say the Dame is a ghost worker.

What a shame!
Ghost worker with a difference. Knowing how sycophants work, the Dame would have been swamped in thousands of designer Congratulatory Cards since yesterday, including one from GEJ. I would be surprised if a Thanksgiving service is not held in the Aso chapel on sunday to wash this "outstanding" (call it outlandish) achievement.

The author of this write up is a South-southerner and has been objective enough to say it precisely as it is. GEJ apologists may find better causes to support, not this stinking scandal.

ps: I am inclined to think this appointment was made to enhance the Dame s estacode during the tourism jamborees with her hubby. Hitherto, they may be afraid to allocate funds to her saying she is neither the president nor a public servant. Now, she may be paid a Perm Sec s estacode, without sweats!
Re: The Governor, The President, And The First Lady
Oyewalesuraj posted on 07-13-2012, 15:06:03 PM
I am short for words. This is beyond me pls.
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