Mental Colonialism

Mental Colonialism by Adenike Akinsemolu

I am not out to speak good English or follow a writing style. I am here to speak my mind like I am talking to you one on one. Therefore, I won't apologize for the way I write. My dear friend, there is something I have been thinking about for too long, It is called Mental Colonialism. That word! Yea, lets talk about it.

I remember meeting up with Omotolani last summer in Nigeria. We arranged that she come to see in me in my hometown, Ondo. She affirmed that there is nothing really to do in Ondo town, "Ondo is for small girls". Keep it in mind that Omotolani was born and raised in Ondo until she went for university in Lagos. I quickly reminded her of the great asun (goat barbeque), the beautiful scenery, the breath of fresh air and the peaceful nature of Ondo town. I remember she even told me not to call her Omotolani again, that her name is now Sandra. I smiled. I thought to myself, major "ngunbeeness"!

I picked up Sandra at the motor park, and we headed home. She asked why I still talked "Nigerian". I smiled. I must have forgotten that I am Nigerian by birth; I think she must be reminding me. Am I missing something here? I noticed in our conversations, Sandra seems to use more men, shit, fuck and American slangs in her sentences than most Americans I know. That is another story.

She started asking me about music, movies etc. She asked if I have seen this video and that video. She asked if I know of this new clothing line by this famous designer. I am sure I wasn't really paying attention. She has seen all the episodes of OC, Gossip Girls, and Summerland. I noticed she had a tattoo, she even told me that she smokes now. It is bigz girlz runz. Sandra was telling me that if you attend Unilag and you don't wear at least a gold chain on your neck, you ain't got swagga. In fact, she was even telling me about how girls while in school, get pregnant to tie a man down. I open my mouth. "Ehen is it new? In America, there are lotta teen pregnancy, so why is your mouth wide open?" she said.

We started watching a Nigerian movie on tv. Why is it that everyone looks flashy? Why is it that a man must wear all those earrings, designers, sun-glasses (at night), and blings on his neck to show his wealth? Why do they always show big houses? Why do those actresses remind me of Beyonce (except a crappy version)? Why do I notice an accent that sounds British? No, it sounded like American-Irish accent. On a second thought, I thought it sounded Sudanese mixed with Brazilian and Spanish. Ok I need to stop. I switched channels now. This time it was a music channel. Is it me or do I notice more foreign women in Nigerian videos? When have you seen a Chioma in Linkin Park video? Chei! Even Sandra said foreign girls are really beautiful. Then I said, "You must be ugly then". She was like "haba, I be fine girl, as in, you know now". Hmm, ok!

As if that wasn't enough for one night. I saw a lot of dance moves that resemble that of Usher. Don't get me wrong, its not bad to have that in videos o. I just don't know why they have to dress like Usher. What is wrong with a man having bits and pieces of African culture in his music video? Well I think it is sexy. I am sure if Usher wore an African outfit in one of his dance videos, a lot of Nigerian musicians will adopt that. Having said that, few artistes are doing their best by showcasing the richness of Nigerian culture in their music videos or movies. I will like to say thank you and keep it coming. Nigerian needs more people like you. Ok, I digressed. 

Anyhoo, Sandra and I went shopping. I saw some London wax, and Ankara that I really loved. I bought a lot of them, took them to the tailor for sewing. I also bought some high quality t-shirts and customized my name on them with different designs and slogans. Then I saw a label called Dudu Phassion. I love their design work, so I immediately picked one up. Sandra was like "which one is dudu again? God forbid! Please lets visit Sachs, I have been dying to get that Louis Vuitton bag I told you about." I smiled. Major "Ngubee-ness"!

Later that night, we headed to the club. I need my inhaler on this one. Okay! I think am exaggerating now. One thing I appreciated about the club was that they were playing Nigerian music. That was a relief! I noticed a girl was wearing a top that looks almost like a bra with a short and a "long leather boot". I didn't know it was winter! I judged her, I am sorry. There was this guy with some grillz, hair plaited, pant sagging, and tattooed arms. Mehn I can see the lightening in those girls' eyes. Its like you can read what they are saying, in their minds "he's got swagga". Even Sandra thinks he is sexy. One of my childhood friends, Olakunle, came to my table. Wow! I hadn't seen him in like 5 years. "Olakunle, meet my friend Omotolani, we went to primary school together", I said. "Hmm, pls call me Sandra, nice meeting you". Olakunle asked us to visit a restaurant to catch up on old times. It was really a nice restaurant. They have both home and foreign cuisines. Everyone ordered food. Sandra decided to eat Pizza. I could tell she wasn't enjoying it because she said she wanted to take it home. Again I smiled. Major "Ngunbee-ness"!

We got home that night and I kept Sandra's pizza in the fridge. An hour later, she told me she was hungry. I reminded her of the pizza. She was like "omo men, the pizza wasn't flowing o. I just wanted to be tush ‘cos ‘Kunle was there". I smiled while thinking she is so Ngunbee in my mind. Sandra asked why I have been smiling. She thought I was acting strange. She even asked if I'm really schooling in the U.S. She said my behavior is like that of an Ondo girl. "Kei kei kei, ngunbee o! Am I not an Ondo girl?", I asked. , "You are but I figured you should be acting American by now, your behavior is just ….." , she replied. I smiled "Sandra my dear, listen:

Americans don't really care about us. Western people don't wear our clothes, they don't eat our food, and neither do they sing our songs. Don't be taken over by mental colonialism. Traveling or schooling in a foreign country is not a justification to forget one's culture but to learn about new stuff, meet new people, try new things and become a global citizen. There is nothing bad in adopting a new culture but when you see nothing good in your own culture and thinks the other culture is the norm, then something is wrong. I call it slavery of the mind. You can have all the degrees in this world and still be ignorant. Why don't we patronize quality Made In Nigeria products? Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with wearing Louis Vuitton but the mentality that any designer made in Nigeria is not of high quality is bad. I am not saying we shouldn't listen to foreign music or watch their movies. The only thing I speak against is excess. Nigerians can abuse things. We use more American slangs than Americans. We  know more songs than the Americans. We tend to even know the American culture more than the Americans. If you don't know, men that dress with their pants sagged to their knees like those ones seen in music videos are considered irresponsible. Yet, "some" people thinks it is the swag in Nigeria. I don't know when smoking became a fashion statement or a bigz girlz run. Have you ever thought about the cold weather in some countries? Maybe that is why people tend to smoke a lot in those countries? Why do we use American bad habits as our own "swag"? What is wrong with having a shirt with Funke Akindele or Fela Kuti written on it? In fact, if you can't wear that, how about a shirt with your own name on it? What is wrong with beautiful names like Adenike (kei kei kei), Omotolani, Aisha, Olakunle, Chika, Eniola, Agbani, Ilebaye, Musa etc? Please I'm not saying if you have an English name, something is wrong with it. Something is wrong when you change your native name to an English name just to fit in or because you think it sounds good. And then you will see wannabe model exposing their body and people will comment, "this is sexy". You can be sexy without showing all your nakedness. Not everyone wants to see it. 9ice in his song "Photocopy" said, "Photocopy ko easy, You could never be like me, this is my identity". You can't be an American even with fake accents. Your identity is your identity. It is what makes you special. Don't be trapped by Mental Colonialism. 

Young people have choice. Nigeria youths are very creative and enterprising. However, the embrace of this so-called American culture is disheartening. Perhaps, times have changed but it is still not an excuse to adopt another culture to a fault. I will like to see more men in their sexy African attire. I will like to see more people speaking proper English and not "we ain't talk to no police, we ain't make no peace bond, we ain't trustin in no judicial system, we shoot guns we rely on the streets, we do battle in the hood. We Gangsta" WHAT??? Can someone tell me when Nigeria started having "hood"? And no am not talking about AJegunle. I will like you to see the beauty of the Nigerian Culture. The radiance of the Nigerian woman, the fresh taste of our food, the unpolluted breath of air, the scenery of midnight tales, the orgasmic sound of our drums, the powerful effects of our proverbs, the courage of our people, the class in our fashion and the sophistication in our language. Hmm by the way, "Ngunbeeness" is an exclamation. It can be anything you want it to be. (Keikeikei, I formed it)

Above all, let us remember, that we are good people and a great nation.

Sandra thinks to herself, "Adenike you sabi talk o, all these because I pretended I like pissshaaaaa?"



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Re: Mental Colonialism
Anioma777 posted on 04-22-2009, 11:59:42 AM
INFERIORITY COMPLEX WORST DISEASE KNOWN TO MAN.

Let these fools keep deceiving themselves. Infact the writer is even a polite and patient person. Normally my anger already reaches boiling when ever I meet people like Sandra and they are made to feel my disgust and are publicly humiliated for their stupidity.

I believe one should dress for the occassion, but as Big-K said when you see someone wearing a USA state penitentiary uniform you really know Nigeria is at an all time low.

The problem with most Nigerians young an old and unfortunately they are unaware of it, is that are very impressionable with many of subhuman type reasoning and zero mental application, I sometimes wonder if Charles Darwin and the average Nigerian would have made good bed fellows.

I wonder if I should set up a Lab for testing using these "Mental Colonialism" infected Nigerians instead of more intelligent Lab rats.

Contrary to popular belief the "average" Nigerian ( educated or not ) is DUMB.
Passing ( cramming ) exams and getting numerous BSc,MSc,PhD...etc does not insulate a person from their inferior gene. Some of the worst cases of mental colonialism in my experience are the most educated. Imagine a grown man of 70+ years a former Ajaokuta Steel Complex Director lamenting the fact that moving back to his village will be difficult because of not so easy access to Corn Flakes and noodles.......My response was " Uncle with all due respect, before you tasted Efoli Ndi Ocha aru e dim ma ( white people's food your body was ok )". My uncle was obviously not amused so too my dad, but who cared. Nzuzu ( stupidity)!!

We need more people like the writer to uphold our culture and still be proud of what makes us a unique people.
Re: Mental Colonialism
EezeeBee posted on 04-22-2009, 12:25:37 PM
I'll say it to anyone who'll listen (and even a few who won't); the reason I CANNOT listen to radio in Nigeria is because of all the DISGUSTING wannabee 'American' accents I am assailed with.

In fact the latest and greatest phenomenon being enjoyed widely in Lagos now is a station called Wazobia which features strictly Naija/African music and pidgin english.

It cuts across all genres of people in Lagos and I believe it was a long overdue idea.

Great article; I laughed out loud while reading it.
Re: Mental Colonialism
Yankari posted on 04-22-2009, 12:34:31 PM
[QUOTE=EezeeBee;349079]I'll say it to anyone who'll listen (and even a few who won't); the reason I CANNOT listen to radio in Nigeria is because of all the DISGUSTING wannabee 'American' accents I am assailed with.

So true! Got off a plane in PH the other day, i have no words to describe what the chap was speaking. The accent was absurd, wasn't free flowing, never mind the grammar or pronunciation! Like churchill said 'a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
Re: Mental Colonialism
ChinenyeN posted on 04-22-2009, 12:41:41 PM
QUOTE:
INFERIORITY COMPLEX WORST DISEASE KNOWN TO MAN.

Let these fools keep deceiving themselves. Infact the writer is even a polite and patient person. Normally my anger already reaches boiling when ever I meet people like Sandra and they are made to feel my disgust and are publicly humiliated for their stupidity.

My thoughts exactly. Had it been me though, writing what the writer wrote, I would have used a more aggressive tone. Things such as what the writer described really agitate me.

Aside from that, I enjoyed reading the article.
Re: Mental Colonialism
Bamaguje posted on 04-22-2009, 13:04:18 PM
We mostly bear White names (European, Arab), and apply chemicals to our unique Negro curls to imitate the superior White race.
Those with fair skin and narrow pointed noses are more beautiful than those of us ugly nigggers with dark skin and broad flat nose.

We prefer an alien language as our lingua franca, and derisively deride our local languages as "vernacular".

Here in the North the in-thing is to imitate Arabs. On Fridays, Muslims up here wear filthy rags on their head like Arabs.

Unlike in the South where local and foreign names are given at child naming ceremonies, Northern Muslims do not conside African names to be real names, and only give their children Arab names.

Speaking Arabic is a status symbol.
All Jumaat mosque sermons are in Arabic (then translated to Hausa) even though 99% of the populace have no knowledge of Arabic beyond mindless recitation of Quranic verses they were brainwashed with in Islamiyya school.

Most importantly we suscribe to bogus alien dogmas (Christianity, Islam) that demonize our ancestral spiritual heritage as "heathen", "devilish". Consequently, we do not just lack genuine pride in our rich African heritage but hate it with such vehemence as to deliberately and sytematically destroy it.

Some of us even want to be Jews and Arabs, and have accordingly distorted our history to identify with Yahweh or Allah's chosen people (Arabs & Jews). Hence Igbos are Jews; Bayajidda (founder of Hausa nation) was an Arab prince from Baghdad; Oduduwa was from Mecca.

We should therefore not be at all surprised that the "Sandra's" of this country have taken our inferiority complex to the next level !!
Re: Mental Colonialism
Valteena posted on 04-22-2009, 13:42:39 PM
Nice piece and absolutely spot on on all you've said. Infact the Naija movies I enjoy and watch most are those traditional or cultural one with all the cultural settings and acts. Very rich they are.

I just get put off those western wannabe movies that just regurgitate western life style and act. Like you said if I want to watch Beyonce or sex in the city, I 'll like to watch the real one and not a very poor imitation of it.

I like the way you teased one with the term "Ngunbeeness" until you eventually explained its meaning at the end . All the while I was reading your piece before getting to the end, I kept wondering in my head what does that mean. Nice
Re: Mental Colonialism
Anioma777 posted on 04-22-2009, 16:12:06 PM
@Bamaguje

Well written my brother. Its very strange a couple of months ago I was talking to a Sudanese woman who was saying the same thing about attitudes in Sudan.

I also still cringe at how anytime I go to my mother's or father's village they are somehow bewildered that I can still understand the culture/dialect and speak a little. Even more heart wrenching is many people in the big cities, Lagos being the most notorious have "NEVER" taking their children to visit their home town or village if they are non-Lagos indigenes. Many also cannot comprehend why you will still have attachment to our local foods,customs and a sense of belonging despite being away from Nigeria for years,decades etc......bizarrre!!!!!

I have heard untterances like " Nke e di kwa sure olugo Asaba/Benin/Lagos, e na si o bi na abodo London. Ne ke efe!!!" ( This person are you sure he has ever been to Asaba/Benin/Lagios, your saying he lives in London. Look at his clothes!!). All because I choose to wear jeans and a t-shirt and not play up to the gallery

Then maybe later on that day or sunday service at church they see me driving or a little bit more dressed up, then they do a 360 degrees back track.

"Ewo Ndi London, unu bata go, Ewo Nno o, Daluu nu o" ( Heyyy London people, have you arrived,heyyy welcome thankyou...).

Normally at this point I feel like to tell them to F**k Off but I just display a wry smile more in disgust and pity for these bufoons. I suppose despite their irritating ways they are a great source of amusement.

@Valteena

I too was thinking what does "Ngunbeeness" mean. The Nollywood set in old times I absolutely enjoy.
Just finished watching Sitanda and Oduduwa a few days ago. The article was very funny but also disturbing.
Re: Mental Colonialism
Tola Odejayi posted on 04-22-2009, 16:24:29 PM
A more interesting question to ask is why 'Mental Colonialism' as described in the article is so widespread. I don't think the answer is as simple as saying that people who adopt those names and practices need education... if it is, how would you go about educating them?

In fact, I even question whether the adoption of the alien culture is as wholesale as it is portrayed in the article...
Re: Mental Colonialism
Oh Boy!! posted on 04-22-2009, 16:47:45 PM
Great Article. This is the main problem with Nigeria mental colonialism not just Nigeria, the whole Africa continent. And it is directly tied to the reason why we cannot move forward.

Because if you do not value your culture, where you come from, love that you have black skin, love the people of your country like your brothers. Then there is no reason for you to fight for it, there is no reason for you to stay there and make a difference. There is no reason to have hope. All you want to do is get the hell out of Nigeria as fast as you can.

I will even attempt to excuse the people back home because they have not traveled and have not been exposed to what Nigerians Abroad have seen.

But how do you excuse the people who have traveled extensively and act absolutely deplorable towards their culture. They wonder why you are still eating Nigerian food
(they call it crap). Or the Nigerians that still bleach their skin. How do I start explaining to someone all the things wrong with bleaching your skin?


The Asian culture learn all the crafts of the west and when they go back home they learn to make it even better. Which is why I make it a point to tell Nigerians that wants to act more American than Americans themselves- how stupid and dumb they look. And I suggest we all do - because it is no longer funny or cute.
Re: Mental Colonialism
Valteena posted on 04-22-2009, 16:59:52 PM
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@Valteena

I too was thinking what does \"Ngunbeeness\" mean. The Nollywood set in old times I absolutely enjoy.
Just finished watching Sitanda and Oduduwa a few days ago. The article was very funny but also disturbing.


Yep absolutely enjoyed those movies too. I can't count how many time I have watched Sango, Obatala, Things fall apart and many of such movie. The acting is so real and natural in such movies.

I guess because it's their real everyday life and historical experience that they can relate with, that's why they act it so perfectly and convincingly unlike the fakeness that can be so glaring in those other wannabe movies.
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