Mrs Umblella Is Wrong And ...

Dame Umblella is wrong and wrong and a very bad comic !

‘She was pained by the criticism, particularly because, according to her, wives of presidents in other parts of the world hold sensitive positions, including ministerial ones.’

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Dame Umblela: please tell me where !!!

What ‘sensitive positions’ do hold:

Mrs. Hollande, sorry Mrs. Trierweiler, Mrs. Monti, Mrs. Obama -

Mrs. Merkel’s husband is a professor of medicine

The list of wives NOT ‘holding’ anything could be prolonged - endlessly

And that ad libitum, since normally the ‘Dames’ are banned from holding ... such !

‘She expressed disappointment that the 1999 Constitution does not recognise the office of the First Lady and assigns her no role.’

In almost all democratic countries there is no such ‘office’

as that of a First Lady !

“She asked that this be corrected in the constitution review, so that when a president’s wife leaves office, she, like her husband, can enjoy retirement benefits.”

What ???

“She said for Nigeria to develop, it is imperative that first ladies are assigned constitutional responsibilities.’

... Double-what?

(such reasoning is ... ir-responsible ...)

‘She appeared particularly shocked by a statement credited to Governor Babatunde Fashola of Lagos recently after her convoy caused a massive traffic chaos in Lagos during a visit.”

In most ... democratic countries ‘First Ladies’ are NOT entitled to ‘convoy’

...

Her words: “We the wives of political office holders, if our names are not in the constitution and our husbands retire with benefits, the constitution amendment should also look into the issue of wives of political appointees.”

Re: WHAT ???

“We should be included in the constitution so that we too can retire with benefits. With that, we can enjoy our career.

... Nigerian-style it must read: “with FULL benefits’ !

“Mrs. Jonathan, who expressed dismay over the uproar her appointment as Permanent Secretary has generated in the last few weeks, cited several countries, including South Africa and America, where wives of presidents have held ministerial and other sensitive positions in government.”

Mrs. Zuma – for one – has been divorced from Mr. Zuma !

As far as I know even Mrs. Mugabe has no ministerial portfolio

And what portfolio did Turai hold ?

Who is dat woman in America?

Mrs. Clinton’s husband left office many years ago !

Does the Dame want to become an Imelda Marcos ???

Seems she DOES!

And now back to her job of teaching Umblellalism ... and kia-kia so!

NO: I take that back!

Her job as the Chief Clown at ASO is fine with me: it is !

Over to you: praise-singer Dr. Reuben !!!



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Re: Mrs Umblella Is Wrong And ...
First-lady posted on 07-22-2012, 13:55:50 PM
That picture annoys Me no be small
The woman seems to be mocking us
Imagine
Re: Mrs Umblella Is Wrong And ...
Anwulika posted on 07-22-2012, 14:34:28 PM
Chei Gerd Meuer aka Prof Penkelemess

Before clicking, I was thinking that unlike your comments; you probably write articles in English for not-so-advanced learners.

I was wrong...

Well, at least you are consistently you.

Re: Mrs Umblella Is Wrong And ...
Katampe posted on 07-22-2012, 16:26:23 PM
Gerd,

Abeg help tell dame ..tell am well well ....I no say you be the only correct journalist out there. Abati PHD na Alawada keri keri.

Dem no know say you dey battle tested ...you are only retired but not tired ...dem no know say you don dey fight for justice for naija since the days wey you dey go serve Kongi Indonesian spread for jail.

Na you be the only korrect journalist out there ...tell dem say na Katampe talk am!
Re: Mrs Umblella Is Wrong And ...
Yum posted on 07-22-2012, 16:41:25 PM
Re: Mrs Umblella Is Wrong And ...
Prof penkelemess posted on 07-22-2012, 17:29:36 PM
You all dey...

1. I want to re-marry FIRST-Lady

2. Anwulika_

I try like i no try ...

3. Katampe:

who tell you about dat Indonesian food ???

for dat Ibadan police cell ...

dont even DENKer about it ...

you all:

my problem these days is...

that my frienn since 1962

Pa Segun

is no longer with us but has run away to the ancestors :

I dey weep-o !!!!

Prof-of-out-of -words

would like to post some pikshurs

but do NOT know how do so ...
Re: Mrs Umblella Is Wrong And ...
Prof penkelemess posted on 07-22-2012, 17:47:23 PM
Yum.

what's my dog got to do with this ???

my dog - after watching the reading -

- only applauds

and KONGI did NOT object:

can you imagine:

I am sure: you Can !!!

My dog did so here in the

BLACK foress also,

if this is permitted ...

Taban Lo Liyong did also not object

the world,

when it is not

Boko Haramesque is a rather

complicated, complex place

whereas in Odogbolu (near Okenne!)

it was no less comlex but very OPEN ...

Tai Solarin obliging ...
Re: Mrs Umblella Is Wrong And ...
Katampe posted on 07-23-2012, 00:18:29 AM
Mama Sheila must have been a good host for you to have fond memories.

No be Okenne o! na Ikenne , Germani man

Did you ever visit us, yes visit us during Mayfi day, I mean Mayflower day ?

Plenti Masquerade, plenti bull whips for persin wey miss road and no pay obeisance

E no matter say you be Oyinbo man o!

Masquerade no dey know Oyinbo o!

QUOTE:
Yum.

what's my dog got to do with this ???

my dog - after watching the reading -

- only applauds

and KONGI did NOT object:

can you imagine:

I am sure: you Can !!!

My dog did so here in the

BLACK foress also,

if this is permitted ...

Taban Lo Liyong did also not object

the world,

when it is not

Boko Haramesque is a rather

complicated, complex place

whereas in Odogbolu (near Okenne!)

it was no less comlex but very OPEN ...

Tai Solarin obliging ...
Re: Mrs Umblella Is Wrong And ...
Agensheku posted on 07-23-2012, 01:54:18 AM
QUOTE:
That picture annoys Me no be small
The woman seems to be mocking us
Imagine
The body language of the picture says: "In ya faces!"

Worigida says but this person can not be the woman we see on telly every night and I asked her:

"Ever heard about photoshop?!" They use computer to do liposuction for you and all excess fat and pimples run away!
Re: Mrs Umblella Is Wrong And ...
Prof penkelemess posted on 07-23-2012, 04:38:25 AM
Katampe,

ju are right!

Okenne was a typo !

I no miss road for Ikenne

after turnin right at Shagamu:

korrek ?

Prof-penkele-Oyinbo
Re: Mrs Umblella Is Wrong And ...
Olamide posted on 07-23-2012, 05:07:05 AM
Dem 'photoshopped' her teeth too?. They are too 'white' to be true. Even the models used to advertize Maclean's, Pepsodent and Crest and Colgate don't have teeth that white. na wa o. Omo aijoberi to nja epo saya (The child who never licks sweet soup before will always end up spilling some on the dress)
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