Blood oath,to swear or not to!

My brother "s very beautiful wife is a nija politician.she came home the other day and confided in me that her party leader wants to field her for a lucrative post in the bureaucracy,but with conditions attached.she would follow them to a shrine where she will take a blood oath,stark naked!afterwards,they will pay her one million naira and give her the position where she stands fat chances of making cool money.right now,my brother is facing hard times in his business and so could not pick the bills at home as before.his wife is too scared to tell him the proposition of her party leader.i am also afraid that if her photo is taken at the oath venue,thats the end of her marriage.she wishes me to advise if she should go ahead and take the oath,but i am on religious grounds not inclined to say yes.or should i say yes,should i say no?HELP ME FELLOW VILLAGERS!

area boy · Jul 1, 2009 , 02:01 PM

agensheku, what exactly is the problem?. Tell her to disrobe kia kia!. I wan see better picture of fine babe not some useless pot-bellied, do-anything-for-money mumu who cries foul after dining with the devil.

Shey na fine babe?, enh enh, tell her to take picture make we see better ting to discuss jo.

Mikky jaga · Jul 1, 2009 , 02:18 PM

Oath swearing is not a strange thing among Nigerian politicians. It is normal to put troublesome ones in check in case they know too much.

Tell her to inform her husband of the proposal. Who knows, he may succeed more than you can ever do to persuade her to drop the evil thought. But in the unlikely event that both husband and wife decide to go ahead with the plan, let her know your reservations and the reasons for it.

Anything gained from such evil association will not last, only the regrets will never finish.

lizmoses · Jul 1, 2009 , 02:21 PM

Agensheku,

I certainly cannot advise you on this one...you are on your own o

(oro na so si'ni l'enu, o bu'yo si ...whareva dat means)

However, I'm on the look out for dis thread...will be a real funny one...please post photos if you can

Ph3y · Jul 1, 2009 , 03:31 PM

The love of money.....is the root of ALL evil!

Bunch17 · Jul 1, 2009 , 04:25 PM

Swear a blood oath for a pie in the sky? You cannot be serious.
Blood oath for a billion dollars? Where do I sign up?

BTW: Agensheku, make you post the pic after im don disrobe.

Beam · Jul 1, 2009 , 04:50 PM

Agensheku

Please humour me, by answering this question it may sound ignorant however why does the party leader not want his own wife to have the million naira so see her naked at least he will be rich as he sees it everyday anyhow
just asking?

Ph3y has said it all the love of power,money is the root of ALL Evil

Bunch17 · Jul 1, 2009 , 05:32 PM

My brother "s very beautiful wife......

Vade Mecum · Jul 1, 2009 , 07:24 PM

My brother "s very beautiful wife is a nija politician.she came home the other day and confided in me that her party leader wants to field her for a lucrative post in the bureaucracy,but with conditions attached.she would follow them to a shrine where she will take a blood oath,stark naked!afterwards,they will pay her one million naira and give her the position where she stands fat chances of making cool money.right now,my brother is facing hard times in his business and so could not pick the bills at home as before.his wife is too scared to tell him the proposition of her party leader.i am also afraid that if her photo is taken at the oath venue,thats the end of her marriage.she wishes me to advise if she should go ahead and take the oath,but i am on religious grounds not inclined to say yes.or should i say yes,should i say no?HELP ME FELLOW VILLAGERS!

Dear Agensheku,

There are very many questions begging for answers in your palaver

You wrote: her party leader wants to field her for a lucrative post in the bureaucracy,but with condition(s) attached

Notice you wrote CONDITION(S): Please apart from the request to take an oath; what are the other conditions ?

Why exactly are the party godfathers requesting your brother's wife to take an oath ?

Through the oath, they would be asking your brother's wife to keep her mouth shut about what ?

Through the oath, they would be asking brother's wife to play along why they do what ?

What would be the exact nature of her day to day responsibilities and duties in her prospective political appointment ?

Why are they offering to pay her N1,000.000.00 up front ?

You wrote: she wishes me to advise if she should go ahead and take the oath,

Why do you have the final say, regarding whether your brother's wife should accept the diabolical offer or not; when your brother, the husband is still alive, available and well ?

Why are you keeping your brother out of this very extremely delicate and dangerous decision; especially, when his better half is about to be sacrificed on the alter of political expediency ?

Why did you not rebuke your brother's wife, for hesitating to reveal the offer to your brother ?

Why did you find it necessary to add that your brother's wife is very beautiful ?

You wrote: i am also afraid that if her photo is taken at the oath venue,thats the end of her marriage

Why are you more concerned about the political godfathers photographing your brother's wife during the oath taking event and less worried about the oath itself ?

You wrote: right now,my brother is facing hard times in his business and so could not pick the bills at home as before

Are you suggesting that as a result of the temporary financial downtime, your brother is going through; you are quietly but positively disposed to your brother's wife accepting the offer from the political over lords ?

You wrote: but i am on religious grounds not inclined to say yes.or should i say yes,should i say no

Your statement is a demonstration of an inherent struggle of your mind, between good, virtue, morality, which are constant and will ultimately triumph and immorality, human weakness and greed, which will eventually bring shame, self destruction, disgrace, failure and disaster. Check out: James 1:8 "A double minded man is unstable in all his ways." The Holy Bible made clear in it clear in 1Peter 5:8 - "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour."

You do not need to be a religious person nor a spiritual guru, Woli, Alpha, Imam nor Catechist to decode and deduce the right decision and the right path of action in this political game. The Holy Bible again made clear in Matthew 7:13 - 14 "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat":14 - "Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

Jeremiah 6: 16 "Thus saith the LORD, Stand ye in the ways, and see, and ask for the old paths, where is the good way, and walk therein, and ye shall find rest for your souls. But they said, We will not walk therein."

Genesis 3
The Fall of Man

1 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the LORD God had made. He said to the woman, "Did God really say, 'You must not eat from any tree in the garden'?"
2 The woman said to the serpent, "We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, 3 but God did say, 'You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.' "

4 "You will not surely die," the serpent said to the woman. 5 "For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil."

6 When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it. 7 Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.

Please encourage your brother's wife to spill everything to your brother. You must realize that, when oil soils one finger, that same oil will eventually soil the rest four fingers. Meaning, the consequences of the oath, photograph etc etc, will eventually spill on your brother, their children, yourself, your family etc etc. It takes only an individual to eat dog meat in a village, for the whole village to be known as the village that eats dogs. If she will not tell your brother, then you must realize that you owe your self, your brother and your whole family a duty to reveal this danger to your whole family. As they say, "the stone wey dem see say ee dey come; ee nor dey hit person for eye".

Psalms 14: 2 "The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God."

enitan · Jul 1, 2009 , 10:30 PM

Anyone else think this 'palava' is phony other than moi??

emj · Jul 1, 2009 , 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by enitan

Anyone else think this 'palava' is phony other than moi??

Agensheku can do better than this ke

....Enitan you're so sharp ojare...Agens shld just 101.3fm bounce........witch cry yesterday and neighbor's pikin die 2day....drat

Vade Mecum · Jul 1, 2009 , 11:50 PM

Dear Admin.,

This thread offers a platform for villagers to advise, debate and or share their views on this raging topic of ritual oath administration by Nigerian politicians; without necessarily debating and or venting their anger or spleens on politicians, well known public figures and or tribes.

Whether this palaver is real, fictional or mixed facts and fiction is not the relevant issue here and ought not to be the deciding factor, whether this thread should be deleted or allowed to exist. Only Agensheku can answer the question, regarding the credibility of his palaver

It is my honest and humble suggestion, that this thread should be allowed to exist here in the PALAVER HUT, if Agensheku defends the credibility of his palaver. On the other hand, if Agensheku, says the palaver is hypothetical, the thread could be relocated to the LOUNGE.

The topic of RITUAL OATH ADMINISTRATION BY NIGERIAN POLITICIANS, is ripe for matured debate and profound exhortation, by villagers, who are interested. This thread should not be deleted. The relevance of this thread trumps any shenanigans, real or imaginary

Finally, I want to thank Agensheku for giving villagers a proper, public figure-free and tribe-neutral platform to examine, debate and or exhort on this crucial topic of RITUAL OATH ADMINISTRATION BY NIGERIAN POLITICIANS.

emj · Jul 1, 2009 , 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by Vade Mecum

Dear Admin.,

This thread offers a platform for villagers to advise, debate and or share their views on this raging topic of ritual oath administration by Nigerian politicians; without necessarily debating and or venting their anger or spleens on politicians, well known public figures and or tribes.

Whether this palaver is real, fictional, semi-hypothetical and semi real is not the relevant issue here and ought not to be the deciding factor, whether this thread should be deleted or allowed to exist. Only Agensheku can answer the question, regarding the credibility of his palaver

It is my honest and humble suggestion, that this thread should be allowed to exist here in the PALAVER HUT, if Agensheku defends the credibility of his palaver. On the other hand, if Agensheku, says the palaver is hypothetical, the thread could be relocated to the LOUNGE.

The topic of RITUAL OATH ADMINISTRATION BY NIGERIAN POLITICIANS, is ripe for matured debate and profound exhortation, by villagers, who are interested. This thread should not be deleted. The relevance of this thread trumps any shenanigans, real or imaginary

Finally, I want to thank Agensheku for giving villagers a proper platform to examine this issue.

Arrrrgggghhhhh, dis long grammar just becos we're sharp enough to notice a fake palaver...chei.
The poster should not have tried to do a bobbit in the 1st instance

Vade Mecum · Jul 2, 2009 , 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by emj

Arrrrgggghhhhh, dis long grammar just becos we're sharp enough to notice a fake palaver...chei.
The poster should not have tried to do a bobbit in the 1st instance

I noticed the somehow mischievous 'wink' Agensheku added to the palaver, before, I posted by contribution.

However, what persuaded my better judgment, was the relevance and the inherent substratum of the subject matter and the thematic scope.

Moreover, we must all learn, to always give people, the benefit of the doubt. Nobody can determine the thoughts on a man's mind, by a mere reading of facial expression. Only Agensheku can tell if his palaver is real, hypothetical or mixed facts and fiction

Cheers

emj · Jul 2, 2009 , 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by Vade Mecum

I noticed the somehow mischievous 'wink' Agensheku added to the palaver, before, I posted by contribution.

However, what persuaded my better judgment, was the relevance and the inherent substratum of the subject matter and the thematic scope.

Moreover, one cannot determine the thoughts on a man's mind, by his facial expression.

Only Agensheku can tell if his palaver is real or hypothetical

Cheers

...do we need an encyclopedia

Abegy make i go watch Fireworks come back ojare...O Canada i stand on guard gidigba for u

Vade Mecum · Jul 2, 2009 , 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by emj

...do we need an encyclopedia

Abegy make i go watch Fireworks come back ojare...O Canada i stand on guard gidigba for u

Countess,

As you dey struggle to discredit Agensheku and his palaver ( without giving him, the benefit of da doubt)

I only hope say Agensheku nor go cash you, for where dem dey shoot fire work for Toronto, abee na Montreal.

Efeen self, I been hear say, Agensheku, na one of the people wey dey follow launch laser guided fire work, for the place. Rumour talk say, him go send the one, wey go fly near you.

Make you nor fear, dear Countess.

I hear say, the giant banger wey Agensheku go send come ya side, go only tear ya new dress,

plus put small hole for ya new shoe

and finally, scar ya bangles plus ankle lace small

Efeen self, Agensheku talk say: Him dey hope say, after weteen him wan do; you go come learn to dey gee good and innocent people like am, the benefit of da doubt

No worry, dear Countess

After-all, nothing wey dem nefer see b/4

With agape love from ya dear brother

renike · Jul 2, 2009 , 09:07 AM

this is certainly dinning with the devil. period.

agensheku · Jul 2, 2009 , 10:21 AM

Ph3y,you should know better than to ask why party leader cannot field his wife for the position.she is busy in her husband s house,counting their own millions ke!

elgaxton · Jul 2, 2009 , 10:39 AM

Hi Poster

Please tell her not to do it, swearing an oath before a shrine

is more like getting into a covenant that can only be broken by death.

Abeg no gree o!

agensheku · Jul 2, 2009 , 10:39 AM

Area boy,thats typical of area boys.the poor woman never accept to strip,and swear,you arealready salivating and committing remote control lookery!even if the party leader has no idea in his mind to take her photo,you have planted it in his mind now.the woman beautiful well,well!ym prayer is that she will not accept the proposition.sheis for my brother s eyes only.area boys see enough in garages,abi!