"my wife went to party and returned home wearing no pant!!!!!"

[anwulika]

Anwuli,i still haven't found those edible condom o! even for Christy's adult toy store but dem no get am. e be laik say u gas mail d tin 2me fa.

Chei! You see how you fail exam CB? Flavored condom not edible condom.




Durex Select Flavours has four fun fruit flavours including banana, strawberry, orange and apple! Great for a tasty night in.

You are welcome!

[Auspicious]

Hehe! Ashawo!!

Happily So!
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[Auspicious]

What is Ghetto about it!?!

I guess it's the bling.

Whoever heard of bling on underwear?

And by the way, come to think of it: the pussy is the bling!!!
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[Auspicious]

Of course she does. Especially those edible ones

Meeeehn.

I tell you folks; these ladies who appear gentle on this forum

(And of course, including Our Daddies like Daddy Agens) are the baddest.

Plix don't spoil me for my mummy o! She told me to avoid folks like these.
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[Auspicious]

has anyone ever heard of a pant fettish? me thinks i get am o!
for some weird reason, me likes to wear my womans panties on my neck while doing the do. I like to think of it as a beautiful necklace,
or sometimes on my head like a bandana. any partners in crime here?

Haaaaaaa!

Ashawo Burukuuuuuu!

Anwuli you see this one, fashi am begin call me ashawo?

Dis one pass my own ashawo o; how man go dey wear im woman pant for head?

Not that I haven't done it before while at it, but..dayemn!, this is terrible. Shame on you cowbell!!!
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[First-lady]

Chei! You see how you fail exam CB? Flavored condom not edible condom.



http://www.durex.com/SiteCollectionI...rs-12-pack.jpg
Durex Select Flavours has four fun fruit flavours including banana, strawberry, orange and apple! Great for a tasty night in.

You are welcome!

This thing is gimmick
Unless they have perfected it now
You are better off with whipped cream

[Auspicious]

You are better off with whipped cream

E tu Lady?

Oh blood of Jesu!
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[anwulika]

Haaaaaaa!

Ashawo Burukuuuuuu!

Anwuli you see this one, fashi am begin call me ashawo?

Dis one pass my own ashawo o; how man go dey wear im woman pant for head?

Not that I haven't done it before while at it, but..dayemn!, this is terrible. Shame on you cowbell!!!
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My apologies, seriously. This Cowbell na REAL ashawoo! Chei. I can't stop laughing. It is bad to have a vivid imagination o...

CB, do you wear it like cap or just let it balance on your head?

Enquiring minds wanna know...

[First-lady]

E tu Lady?

Oh blood of Jesu!
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I am just reporting what they said
This is a market of ideas ain't it

[First-lady]

My apologies, seriously. This Cowbell na REAL ashawoo! Chei. I can't stop laughing. It is bad to have a vivid imagination o...

CB, do you wear it like cap or just let it balance on your head?

Enquiring minds wanna know...

That his post no gree me
If I open mouth and ask my Okonkwo to wear my underwear on his head,the man may think that frank madness has set in
If I said I read it somewhere and they said it's an aphrodisiac,let us try it and see,the man may bring out oracles and ask me to swear to all of them

[First-lady]

I thought G-string eliminates that problem?

G strings ke?
Panti no n'iro?
Pant wey dey outside
So that I will sit down at a restaurant and those behind will be seeing a catapult plastered up my bakassi
Those things should not be worn outside the bedroomIMHO

[anwulika]

G strings ke?
Panti no n'iro?

Yes now...you don't like G-String? Why?

[Alexa]

Rotflh!! You lot are funny. Tehehehehehe...


But Anwuli, that thing looks like a necklace o

[Auspicious]

Yes now...you don't like G-String? Why?

No Comment.


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[Alexa]

No Comment.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...dkLAWBH22R6gNA
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No be G-string cause this one, the behu just dey scratch her wetin-call...

[agensheku]

Did you hear the one about the Lagos housewife who failed to return home from the market for 24 hours after a heavy downpour?

Husband: Where have you been since yesterday? (Lifting up her wrapper) You no even wear "pata"?!

Wife: You better thank God! Na flood carry me go come commot my pant, self!

Na God save me, when one kind man found me this morning carry me come home!

Husband: Flood carry you go...and mud no stain your dress?! Na wah o!

[Auspicious]

No be G-string cause this one, the behu just dey scratch her wetin-call...

LOL @ Behu.

Alexa, what is behu? Oya start talking o!
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[Ajibs]

Your comment is based on the assumption that she left the house wearing pants. What if he did not? The husband has not volunteered the information. BTW, how did the husband know that she returned without pants?

Enyi,
You are funny sha, a married man will not know if he wife is wearing pant or not... LOL You don marry? Even though In Nigeria, master and madams bedroom is popular that notwithstanding. Also remember the hubby said she was drunk... how are you sure he did not have to carry her to there was some sort of confrontation...

Anyways...

Agens,
Oga laik you sef, whia you dey read did kin 'tory sef! This made me laff...

"only to be caught red-handed inside a vehicle, romancing and kissing a man who had earlier gassed him."

A man who earlier gassed him... gassed as in...?

[Enyi]

Enyi,
You are funny sha, a married man will not know if he wife is wearing pant or not... LOL You don marry? Even though In Nigeria, master and madams bedroom is popular that notwithstanding. Also remember the hubby said she was drunk... how are you sure he did not have to carry her to there was some sort of confrontation...

Anyways...

Agens,
Oga laik you sef, whia you dey read did kin 'tory sef! This made me laff...



A man who earlier gassed him... gassed as in...?

Do you believe the guy? Ignore the inscription on the bus and enter the bus!

[Sisi Eko]

Do you believe the guy? Ignore the inscription on the bus and enter the bus!

Enyi

Are you telling Ajibs to enter the place ?

[cowbell]

My apologies, seriously. This Cowbell na REAL ashawoo! Chei. I can't stop laughing. It is bad to have a vivid imagination o...

CB, do you wear it like cap or just let it balance on your head?

Enquiring minds wanna know...

lol... Anwuli, even Alexa agrees that it looks like necklace. i prefer to wear it on my neck. However, whenever i wear it on my head, i wear it with the triangle-shaped part in front and the tiny string at the back, just like a mask. My woman calls me Zoro

@FL,
you underestimate Tiger and his fantasies. I think he will be more open to it than you assume. The trick is when you do it, don't "suggest" it, rather demand it. Never say "darling can we ....?", rather , while he's hammering you, grab his potometer and demand in a sexy voice in between gasps-"Baby, put my panties on your neck!"....he might look at you funny but squeeze his melons and i guarantee you, he'll be scared stiff and aroused at the same time. If you're gonna introduce something freaky, then your partner better see that you're confident about it otherwise it will flop. It must be done in the heat of passion though.

Auspy,
you wey try am, abi you no like am?

[Ajibs]

This is a typical "waste-no-time" pant! I will be too happy to "drive in" with the minimal obstruction!

You people keep trying to drag me back "into the world", and I don become truly born again o! lol

Baba Agens,
After 38 years of being outta the world, You no fit jare!!! You no fit enta again!!!

[Auspicious]

Auspy,
you wey try am, abi you no like am?

I don't know if I liked it but she sure did.

She thought I was 'crazy'; I guess she likes crazy.
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PS: Yes, yes, Dieziani is maaad sexy. They said Jonathan is boning her. That slow guy? Na lie!

[agensheku]

Baba Agens,
After 38 years of being outta the world, You no fit jare!!! You no fit enta again!!!

Jesus was implored by the devil to jump down from the mountain...not that He would break any limbs if He did, He declined.

No, thanks, Ajib. Shalom! lol

[Mikky jaga]

When you are looking for crazy people on NVS just check this thread. Rather than laff at the folly of adults washing their dirty linen in public, they turned the thread to lecture on what panties can do. This is more than serious.

[Lalakokofefe]

Jezuz Christ of Nazareth!

LKF

[HolyPagan]

has anyone ever heard of a pant fettish? me thinks i get am o!
for some weird reason, me likes to wear my womans panties on my neck while doing the do. I like to think of it as a beautiful necklace,
or sometimes on my head like a bandana. any partners in crime here?

We need to instill some sanity back into this thread.
You heard right.

[valteena]

http://i1145.photobucket.com/albums/...era/1_full.jpg
We need to instill some sanity back into this thread.
You heard right.

You mean no more thong thong thong thong HP

[HolyPagan]

You mean no more thong thong thong thong HP

Thanks a bunch....I love love love Sisqo, mehn this song cracks me up.

[anwulika]

lol... Anwuli, even Alexa agrees that it looks like necklace. i prefer to wear it on my neck. However, whenever i wear it on my head, i wear it with the triangle-shaped part in front and the tiny string at the back, just like a mask. My woman calls me Zoro

ROFLMAO!!!!

I am usually never speechless...

CB, I will send you the hospital bill after tearing something from laughing so hard

Cowbell, this must be you:

[tit]

... what panties can do. This is more than serious.

You have a sublime understanding of Mr. SA's problem. He got pissed at not having any thongs to use as necklace!!!

[Alexa]

LOL @ Behu.

Alexa, what is behu? Oya start talking o!
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Na 'English' name for Mgbeke...

[Auspicious]

When you are looking for crazy people on NVS just check this thread. Rather than laff at the folly of adults washing their dirty linen in public, they turned the thread to lecture on what panties can do. This is more than serious.

Hey Mikky you should try wearing your wife's panties on your head when next you're at 'it'.

You'd be shocked about the efficacy of the steroid effect it has on your mojo, I tell ya! SERIOUS!
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[Auspicious]

Jezuz Christ of Nazareth!

LKF

Wetin?

Abeg jere!
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