Try hugging someone wearing one
I have described it like hugging an immovable Iroko tree
A woman in Naija came to church one day wearing one
She had just returned from a trip to obodo oyibo and she looked amazing in her gown first Sunday back
Everyone complimented her
Little did the congregation know that she was about to pass out
she struggled to sit through the service but after the second hour,she could not bear it any longer
As soon as the collections was over she followed the female usher carrying the offering plate into the church vestry,she locked the door behind them and before the usher could ask what was happening the woman unzipped her dress and dropped it revealing the straight jacket underneath and pleaded with the usher to unhook her immediately.
The usher dropped the offering plate and began unfastening the hooks down to her crotch and the sister took a deep breath and let out a heavy sigh.
She put her dress back on,sat and rested a while then went back in to continue with the service.
That is a true story