THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE...Happy Reading!!!
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be
Oh what a sight.....the Maritime Region hosting the Tallships from 16th July last week ..........they were a beauty to behold...most have a lot of history....it was a very interesting and enjoyable occasion for all.
Updated Dec 3, 2009 at 02:22 AM by big-k
A woman was at home when she heard a knock. Opening the door, she was embarrassed as a man she met there pointedly asked, "Do you have a vagina?" She slammed the door in his face, being a respectable married woman.
The same man repeated the previous day embarrassing question the following morning, asking, as she opened the door in response to another knock on the door, "Do you have a vagina?" She furiously shut the door this time around.
It was an angry wife who reported
Isaiah 45:3b: “…that you may know that it is I, the Lord, the God of Israel, Who calls you by your name.”
Yes, God knows your name....do u know him...or want to know him?
8 "But you, O Israel, my servant,
Jacob, whom I have chosen,
you descendants of Abraham my friend,
9 I took you from the ends of the earth,
from its farthest corners I called you.
I said, 'You are my servant';
So we went to see this movie today and I laughed my head off, it was hilarious or I tot so. They used so many rude words and you know how funny something is when you're not expecting it? Yeah, like that.
The actors were talented and engaging. Nice to see Izzie from Grey's Anatomy on the big screen and Gerard Butler has always been a favourite eye candy. Their chemistry worked very well and so we could feel their emotions. I also like that there was no nudity or excessive sex