A woman was at home when she heard a knock. Opening the door, she was embarrassed as a man she met there pointedly asked, "Do you have a vagina?" She slammed the door in his face, being a respectable married woman.
The same man repeated the previous day embarrassing question the following morning, asking, as she opened the door in response to another knock on the door, "Do you have a vagina?" She furiously shut the door this time around.
It was an angry wife who reported
Isaiah 45:3b: “…that you may know that it is I, the Lord, the God of Israel, Who calls you by your name.”
Yes, God knows your name....do u know him...or want to know him?
8 "But you, O Israel, my servant,
Jacob, whom I have chosen,
you descendants of Abraham my friend,
9 I took you from the ends of the earth,
from its farthest corners I called you.
I said, 'You are my servant';
So we went to see this movie today and I laughed my head off, it was hilarious or I tot so. They used so many rude words and you know how funny something is when you're not expecting it? Yeah, like that.
The actors were talented and engaging. Nice to see Izzie from Grey's Anatomy on the big screen and Gerard Butler has always been a favourite eye candy. Their chemistry worked very well and so we could feel their emotions. I also like that there was no nudity or excessive sex
Hm-mm, Okay o!
I was off work the other day o and decided to go snag this beautiful pair of heels that I'd seen during my last window shopping at mall. Well, on the way I stopped by a store to get some laundry detergent and when I got out of the car, I realized I was parked in front of a cosmetology school. The window had an "Open to the Public" sign so I went in to take a look. The pleasant lady at the front desk asked me if I had an appointment and when I said no she asked what
Got this today and found it edifying;
UNHAPPY WITH YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES?
A LITTLE GIRL WAS WALKING IN A GARDEN WHEN SHE NOTICED A PARTICULARLY BEAUTIFUL FLOWER. THE CHILD ADMIRED ITS BEAUTY AND ENJOYED ITS FRAGRANCE. "HOW LOVELY!" SHE EXCLAIMED. AS SHE GAZED ON IT, HER EYES FOLLOWED THE STEM DOWN TO THE SOIL IN WHICH IT GREW. "WHAT A SHAME," SHE CRIED. "THIS FLOWER IS TOO PRETTY TO BE PLANTED IN SUCH DIRT!" SO SHE PULLED UP THE PLANT
Updated Sep 19, 2009 at 12:18 AM by Oluwato