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The earlier we start to teach our children to imbibe the right moral values the better for them as they grow.
Right from when they are just toddlers...we owe it as a duty as Parents to show good example...and teach/raise our children properly....i was watching Desperate Housewives last Sunday and Gabrielle Solis's Daughter insisted on wearing makeup to a function with her parents, and it was a real tug of war...the dad had to insist that his wife shld not wear makeup in other to
He who fights and runs away.... Na fear catch am.
Pikin wey no sabi im mama boyfriend... dey call am brother.
A rolling stone no just dey roll... Na person push am.
He who lives in a glass house……. Na im pepe rest.
A stitch in time........ dey prevent further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather....na the same mama born dem.
One good turn......... na correct power steering be that.
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of
An angel appeared and said,'Why are you
spending so much time on this one?'
And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,have over 200 movable parts, all
replaceableand able to run on diet coke and leftovers,have a lap that can hold four children at one time,have a kiss that can
It hurts when it's close...i lost a very dear friend within the last 96hrs...i was numbed with Shock when i received word that one of my friends and Confidant had passed on Thursday Morning in Nigeria...our other older friend had broken the news to me, and i could hear the pain in her voice...we could feel each other's pain...i was dumbfounded and told my colleagues who immediately shut down all my calls and rescheduled my appointments...i thought i could just stay in my office and distract myself
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole