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It hurts when it's close...i lost a very dear friend within the last 96hrs...i was numbed with Shock when i received word that one of my friends and Confidant had passed on Thursday Morning in Nigeria...our other older friend had broken the news to me, and i could hear the pain in her voice...we could feel each other's pain...i was dumbfounded and told my colleagues who immediately shut down all my calls and rescheduled my appointments...i thought i could just stay in my office and distract myself
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole
Hmmm......where do i start from....u see NVS has the Cure.....no matter The Ailment...NVS will cure it...Just Log Onto NVS first thing in the Morning, or right from when you first notice that you aint feeling well or if it's just depression or you're downcast....within few minutes of logging on..u will find a cure in the Lounge Area, and even in The Main Square....little wonder that some of us cannot do without some Dose of Pepto-Nvs.
Okay if you doubt me, just take a tour of the
Updated Jun 6, 2013 at 12:48 AM by emj
Hmmm, to be quite honest with you am very allergic to Doctors, Surgery, Needles, Drips etc etc ati bee bee lo.
The most i could really do is Alternative Tummy-Tuck..i.e fasting for 3days without food nor water...or a month on just fruits only...and we also have the 0-1-1 or 0-1-0 Formula...but never anything drastic as going under the Knife
I've just been through one of the most drastic Alternative method of Tummy Tuck on NVS.....hmmm... it came as no Surprise when i noticed
Hmmm....i will keep updating this Blog for as long as i can.
As Starters...here goes nothing.
Your Konkobility Re.
Obey The Wind.
I look you sotey, i no even know wetin dey.
If i hear u say something again, this ground go tall pass you.
Do you know who i Yam/Am?
Na who be your mate?
You're all so full of Horse-S.h.i.t.
And dis from Tons....
KEEP OFF! - My MOPOL ANGELS ON PATROL........