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Haka Ike...Walahi

Posted Today at 12:29 AM by emj (Sharaffing)

I decided to blog this...make una laugh small abegy...

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Apparently, this is a true story! Sit back and enjoy the dialogue that ensued between a Nigerian man and an American telemarketer.


Ring.....Ring...Ring

Mr. Okoro: Hello?

Telemarketer: Hi, this is Raheema calling from Hollywood Hereafter Resources. I just wanted to let you know that your phone number was randomly selected in a drawing and we have reserved a free burial space
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The Hand Of God

Posted Nov 14, 2009 at 10:55 PM by emj (Sharaffing)



Covenant Keeping God....hope this blesses you more than it has me, relax and flow with it.


http://www.getacd.org/listen_LyV4lcX...nigerian_song_


..have a lovely weekend
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Canadian Immigrant

Posted Nov 6, 2009 at 06:03 PM by emj (Sharaffing)

http://www.canadianimmigrant.ca/blog/article/5603

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Focus on soft skills
Naeem “Nick” Noorani


I was invited last month to speak at the University of Ottawa on the topic of leveraging immigrant talent. There I met Dr. Linda Manning, who has done an incredible job in creating a free, interactive, computer-based training program for small and medium-sized enterprises called Leveraging Immigrant Talent to Strengthen Canadian Business.
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The Flame Went Off So Soon

Posted Nov 2, 2009 at 11:23 PM by emj (Sharaffing)

We listened, and looked but u're not there.
We were expectant and waited to see
We watched and prayed, some even fasted
We had all planned and cajoled
We all had looked forward to celebrating
All was well and running smoothly

And then the news came
It was so unexpected, never expected
The flame went out so quick
It was swift and brutal
We waited and waited for closure
No one till now could tell us why
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Eherm, U Crushing On Me?

Posted Oct 22, 2009 at 02:53 AM by emj (Sharaffing)

Okay now, i wasn't looking for trouble. I wasn't sniffing for trouble, I wasn't even yangaing....are u crushing on me?

I turn left, u're there, i make a right turn, u're there....Quo Vadis? U crushing on me?

Okay, okay, let's be fair, are u crushing on me or am i being paranoid? I wented and u were gone...i cameth and u were come...what does that look like?


Kai, sai banza magana,...
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