Ach! Doggone Lakers!
by, Jun 15, 2009 at 04:30 AM (564 Views)
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Kobe Bryant drove toward the basket — and his fourth title — in Game 5 of the N.B.A.
Finals on Sunday night.
SOURCE: The New York Times
There I was hoping the Magic of Orlando might pull a surprise.
Even though I never really forgave them for beating the Celtics from Beantown.
Before then, I had hoped bad boi LeBron and his Boys would hold Magic back.
But neh, LeBron needed more than Cincinatti to shine better than Kobe.
This, for me, is one of those boring NBA years - I'm tired of the same old team winning.
But I bet you the craziest Lakers fan in the whole of the West Coast doesn't think so.
I speak of none other than Jack Nicholson - or "Jackson", as he is now refered to on ESPN.
Derek Fisher, possibly the oldest man on the Lakers team, must be happy too. He's been with them for like..forever.
And that Kobe Bryant of a fellow, he is something else. The guy must have some African Juju.
I mean, he hardly looks at the basket before he makes those deadly shots.
Without Kobe, Lakers might as well be dead, but then again, every team has its champions.
Some say it was KG's (Kevin Garnett) absence from the team (due to injury) that killed the Celtics.
Wishes. Horses. Beggars. A-Riding.
All that now is history. Lakers have clinched it for the 15th time. THE 15TH TIME??? What tha?!?
So how many rings does Kobe have now? 4? 5?
And poor Dwight Howard, Magics' own Beyonce-singing-on-Court Superman.
The ever-smiling dude, I wonder if he smiled all the way home tonight.
Well, it's over. The Magics played their heart out.
And then again, so did the others who lost before them on the way to the Championships.
Including the Bulls next door..hehehehehe! I don't know why, but I don't find that team "attractive".
Oh well congratulations, Lakers.
And yeah, Kobe, better behave yourself this time.
Now that you're MVP (again?), don't be fooling around with no walking female traps.
Cause no diamond size in this world will free you this time if you fall again.
Yeah, so I mentioned it. And?