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Ach! Doggone Lakers!

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, Jun 15, 2009 at 04:30 AM (564 Views)
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Kobe Bryant drove toward the basket — and his fourth title — in Game 5 of the N.B.A.
Finals on Sunday night.

SOURCE: The New York Times

There I was hoping the Magic of Orlando might pull a surprise.

Even though I never really forgave them for beating the Celtics from Beantown.

Before then, I had hoped bad boi LeBron and his Boys would hold Magic back.

But neh, LeBron needed more than Cincinatti to shine better than Kobe.

This, for me, is one of those boring NBA years - I'm tired of the same old team winning.

But I bet you the craziest Lakers fan in the whole of the West Coast doesn't think so.

I speak of none other than Jack Nicholson - or "Jackson", as he is now refered to on ESPN.

Derek Fisher, possibly the oldest man on the Lakers team, must be happy too. He's been with them for like..forever.

And that Kobe Bryant of a fellow, he is something else. The guy must have some African Juju.

I mean, he hardly looks at the basket before he makes those deadly shots.

Without Kobe, Lakers might as well be dead, but then again, every team has its champions.

Some say it was KG's (Kevin Garnett) absence from the team (due to injury) that killed the Celtics.

Wishes. Horses. Beggars. A-Riding.

All that now is history. Lakers have clinched it for the 15th time. THE 15TH TIME??? What tha?!?

So how many rings does Kobe have now? 4? 5?

And poor Dwight Howard, Magics' own Beyonce-singing-on-Court Superman.

The ever-smiling dude, I wonder if he smiled all the way home tonight.

Well, it's over. The Magics played their heart out.

And then again, so did the others who lost before them on the way to the Championships.

Including the Bulls next door..hehehehehe! I don't know why, but I don't find that team "attractive".

Oh well congratulations, Lakers.

And yeah, Kobe, better behave yourself this time.

Now that you're MVP (again?), don't be fooling around with no walking female traps.

Cause no diamond size in this world will free you this time if you fall again.

Yeah, so I mentioned it. And?

END.

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  1. omaks's Avatar
    Uhm, i like the Lakers, from the time Olajuwon used to play for them. To see them win an NBA title after so a while is heart - warming. I like basketball a tard, but my real love is footie. Hopefully my Hotspurs will one day (and very soon) emerge from their under - achieving state and win the English Premier League. Dreams........, uhm, dreams.
  2. Auspicious's Avatar
    Ah, Omaks!

    Stop that break-dance!

    Olajuwon NEVER played for Lakers.

    Where'd you get your sports history from?

    Oh I gerrit; this ain't Soccer...I mean, Football.

    If na dat wan, ah, na dem we go see ya Einstein side.

    Olajuwon's active life was centred around Ednut's H-Town.

    From the University of Houston, to the Houston Rockets.

    Below is his Jersey, hanging permanently @ U-Houston.

  3. omaks's Avatar
    Wetin Small pickins like me know sef. You see, that's exactly my point. No matter hau hard i try, i no go sabi American sports lailai. Anyway sa, i know that Hakeem Played Basketball (10 Points), I know sai im play for America (another 10 points) and i know say Shaquile O'Neil sef play dia (abi? or maybe not.) All in all, I get 2/3 of the possible answer, abi?

    No shakin' I still like am as Lakers win. At least it's not Chicago BULLS.
  4. Myne Whitman's Avatar
    Omaks, wetin the Bulls do you? And you Auspee, the Lakers won ehen? LOL...Go LAKERS!
  5. 's Avatar
    Hmmmm, say what say wat....twelve two third....dang.
    Wia's my lakers jersey.....ATTW....any team that wins...i always win in dis house.....no kidding
  6. Auspicious's Avatar
    Omaks kan bayii, American sports na eim eazy pass.

    First, 'e nor dey too tey. Na every 3 minutes dem dey get timeout, dey breathe hele-hele like tired puppies.. "3 mins to go" fit turn to etehniti after time-outs and "technical fouls".

    It's an American thing; someone's gotta make money from Advertisement Revenues that sustains it all. Welcome to the Zenith of Capitalism.

    That is why a 60 second advert during Superbowl is bigger than Ekiti States Budget.

    Besides, Americans have natural A-D-D, hence the need for frequent time-outs. (I didn't say so O!, that was Suspy!) 90 minutes of uninterrupted game is like...punishment!

    That is why soccer nor gree shine for Ameh. Na di same reseen why Beckam nor gree Bend Am for there too.

    Ok, okay, Okaaaaay, END OF LEKSHORE! Tell the lady in mini to come an see me in my office with umidate uffet and alakriti!

    Ha, EMJ (The 'Baddest' Lady in the whole of NVS!)

    I trust you o'jare. You know how it iz, fa!

    Ona kan o w'oja rara at all! (Many roads leadeth to the Marketplace!)

    --

    MMMmmmmmmmmMULAN!

    Ti n ba MmmmmU e, peren! (If I cash u, eh?)..

    Wa mo 'ipe oke la n yun'ra si (Yu go know say na "Up" pesin dey scratch bodi)

    Okay, Okay, Ooookaaaay, AH! Go Lakers! Sho tan? (E finito?)

    This.....is Auspicious, Signing Out.
  7. Ph3y's Avatar
    Auspy...All this your deep yoruba proverbs are vewi scary o.......Were you born in 1902???
  8. Auspicious's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Ph3y
    Auspy...All this your deep yoruba proverbs are vewi scary o.......Were you born in 1902???
    Hiya, Ph3y!

    NnnnnYES!

    Auspicious.
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