Where is my NVS Ego?

[Robot]

I am sitting here in Owerri. Today, we have received an unusually-steady supply of electricity. Thank God. I quickly went to my computer to see what is going on at the NigeriaVillageSquare. Immediatel...Read the full article.

[DeepThought]

Wayo take time O!

So you think this is just a case of Ego going awry?

Make we no pursue you O. What about those of us who are just pure psychos?

Yeye man.....even sef...what about those of us who just delight in pure and simple mischief making just for the sake of it?

Take time wellu wellu

[emj]

Can you help a brother find his NVS ego? Please.

Hmmm...sure thing, at a price se u get...NVS Ego get am for different different levels and sizes...na which size u want?


BTW>>>..PHCN must have made a serious mistake giving u fower to type this article...it's not the turn of ur area to have fower se u hia...so must take am back.

You did not remember to include da other types of NVS ego...eherm...hmm..da other pinch and dive ego...and those wey dey take eggovin b4 dem comot from dem Hut come flex muscle hia etc etc ati bee bee lo

[tonsoyo]

WayoGuy,

I just advertized my own internet ego for sale, I beg you go buy? I am tired of the thing jare See Below:


FOR SALE

A gigantic Internet Ego for sale to the higgest Bidder. The Ego is power-packed. It combined Mohammed Ali's Danger-Danger with Mike Tyson Go-to-Hell. First come, first serve please.

No reasonable offer would be refused.

[Agidimolaja]

Wayo Guy,

Here I come to your rescue. Don't worry,I will help you out and you shall be back in the Village's arena that you've missed so much but you will have to serve my purpose first.You know say in this mean world, "nothing go for nothing".
So you stays in Owerri? That na my old place too.It intrests me so much to hear that your den is in Owerri.What a great place.
I lived in Owerri for well over three years and know everywhere around there then. But that was too long ago.The likes of loud mouth Amen was not even born then.
Owerri was not a State capital that time.They tell me say the town don big finish now.Truely,I no go sabi my way around no more. Therefore I will need a resident waka-about like you to take me out to different places.
I never come visit Owerri again since my last visit in 1975.
But I'm coming to Owerri very soon and shall bring along with me your ego that you needed so much provided you agreed to be my Tour Guide.Will you?
That is the only way I can hand over to you a package of ego I'm bringing from Texas here. I beg make you no let this one pass you o otherwise you no go fit face all those great fighters you planned to deal with.You surely needded this brand of ego,Texas made.
While at Owerri,I need you follow me to Egbu so that I can go and look for my old girlfriend{or girl-enemy} who stole my fifty pounds{N100} and two stock-fish in 1971. Not that I'm broke o,but I still need my money back.
After Egbu, you need take me go down to Tetlow Road to look for an old friend,the one legged man Akujobi. He used to sell stuffs for a living and I was a regular client but he owed me two pounds and ten shillings{N5}. That na big money then and don't ask me wetin him they sell.Na you go sabi the rest.
I also need go look for my friend Tony who stayed along Royce Road.He was like my pimp. Good Tony! He was fully in charge of women affairs.
He supplied me and other guys with the best women that Owerri has to offer then, but one of them, Chinyere also ran off with my wrist watch and a role of stuff.Market value,about eight pounds ten shillings{N17}.
But pls Wayo Guy,make I tell you this o;I no need no woman o! I no dey do that kind thing no more.You know say I don old finish.What I used to do all night before,now it takes me all night to do it.
I'm I asking you to do so much for me?But you need your ego and I get it for you but I won't give it out when I come to Owerri if you won't assist me on my various tours around the place.
I need go to Ikeduru.That is where Gloria stayed then, maybe she is still there.She left me because she cannot compete with other women running around my neck.She fought with one of them. Both of them showed up at my place inside Gov't Sec.Sch.,along Okigwe Road where we were Quartered while I was gone.
Na real big katakata o. RSM had to bring RP to break them up. She came back one more time and told me she get belly.I gave her ten pounds{N20} but she never come back again,I never set eyes on her since then maybe she just come blow me lie lie to get money.
Biko,I need go to Obinze also.I paid for a goat there for two pounds and ten shillings{N5} but was unable to go and pick it up before I was suddenly transfered to Onitsha. I need my goat o jare.I know say the goat still dey alive and don big finish.
As for those big fighters you wanted to confront,I beg make you eat bellyful o before you collide with them,you know say they are rough fighters and that they have been around for a while. Maybe you needed to consult the oracle first or go and see one of the local Prophets there in Owerri.
While you lost your ego,them people don big reach o.But if you take me around,I shall join up in the fight and fight on your side.Trust me, with your new brand of Texas made ego, and with me as your back-up fighter,things go better! You know say old soldier no dey die,they just fade away!

[pachoox]

Wayo nnem!
Chineke, So you dey Owerri ee kwa!
Great. Lets meet at Nda-Letti by 8am Thursday Morning..
After the mama-put breakfast, you shall get your e-ego back!
Talking about combat, I have a conspiracy theory. Lets blow it up and see what goes:
Remember the Rumble-in-the-jungle between Ali and Foreman?
Where Foreman threw all the punches and lost to a cowering Ali?
I watched it again last night. This time carefully.
Godamn it that fight was fixed!
Ali must have had links with the Mob!
Where are the conspiracy theorists??? I need them now.
That fight was surely fixed...

[denker]

WayoGuy aka Djister...make you no think you fit fool me, the great denker of NVS...anywaz, take a nwanna's advice, leave dat nvs ego wherever dat ding dey, cuz finding it gonna cause you a great deal of badly physical, soulish and metabolistic damage...in short, there's no need looking for it...

PS: btw, i love your alter-ego, Djister....

[Chidi Anyaeche]

Wayo Guy

"You can wayo a lot of the people some of the time but you cannot wayo them all the time."

You went to Aba and photographed the wayo section of the town and then went to Owerri and did not photograph the wayo part of the town. There are damn good areas in Aba as well as very horrible parts of Owerri. So stop wayo-ing us.

I hope Ochinanwata is not using my Nda's pension to 'spoil you rotten' this one you have refused to depart from Owerri.

Cheers

Odenigbo

[Albany]

WayoGuy, it is a good thing you are at Owerri at the moment, if that is not part of your WayoGame. Actually i am an internet-based psychologist, psychiatrist and dietitian, all in one. I recommend the following......

Go to any 'Mama put' around Owerri and order pounded yam with okra soup for breakfast, fufu with egusi soup for lunch and eba with ogbono soup for dinner. Repeat the cycle the next 6 days and i bet you, even Akpu Nku will disappear from the village square when you are done or he will risk being beaten to a pulp by a transformed WayoGuy.

Good Luck !!!

[ula-lisa]

Originally Posted by Chidi Anyaeche

Wayo Guy

"You can wayo a lot of the people some of the time but you cannot wayo them all the time."
.....

I hope Ochinanwata is not using my Nda's pension to 'spoil you rotten' this one you have refused to depart from Owerri.

Cheers

Odenigbo

No, WayoGuy is in a fix...

E wan build im mansion first
But im feofle give am ultimatum...

You don dey old,
you must marry give us wayo shildren this year...

So e come go home to complete house and Marry.

NVS babes too dey blow grammar of wimin Rights
Bush man go Bush to go marry wife wey go obey am
callam
Mi Lord WayoGuy

Yes ke,
Na Me talk am.