Sign of the times

[Mikky jaga]

MOTHER: That Fish & Meat Don Boil
Oh???

SON: Yes Milee

MOTHER: Abeg Implicate Salt &
Maggi, Attach Oil, Pepper &
Sentence The Crayfish, Then
Involve The Leaves After Ten
Minutes Make U Discharge The Pot
From Fire. U Dey Hear Me So???

SON: Yes Milee, Dis Food Go Good
To Download With Starch Or Eba
Oh!!!

MOTHER: No Worry OCHUKO, I Don
Detain Some Fufu For Cooler.
When Time Reach We Go Give Dem
Amnesty.....

Greetings To You All From 360 Nigeria

[agensheku]

Did you hear the one about the dirty, old teacher who went to do "Naughty Mathematics" with a Millionaire s daughter?

He told her:

"To enjoy Maths, stand up, subtract your clothing, add a bed, divide your legs and let s multiply!"

Within three months, the teacher passed in flying colours and ended in the Police station.