I am new on here guys....what's going on?

[Elpee247]

Hey Peops, I'm Elpee..... what's cracking up in here ? Thought I'd introduce my self.

[anwulika]

Hey Peops, I'm Elpee..... what's cracking up in here ? Thought I'd introduce my self.

Wussup Elpee! You are welcome to this hot joint right here. This is where it's at! Everything major goes on in this place. For shizzle! Tell us more about yourself. You know, just general sturvs.

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[Beam]

Hello,
Elpee247 :lol: welcome to the village please kindly tell us a bit more about your kind self? I am sure the welcome team will be with you very soon if they have not gone on winter holidays with Countessa Mi.:D

[emj]

Hey Peops, I'm Elpee..... what's cracking up in here ? Thought I'd introduce my self.

Whatsapp, oops, wats up with the one liner and just one post?

Pls tell us more about yourself....
Thanks and cheerios for now.

EMJ
Chairperson BOT JJCAMB

[emj]

Hello,
Elpee247 :lol: welcome to the village please kindly tell us a bit more about your kind self? I am sure the welcome team will be with you very soon if they have not gone on winter holidays with Countessa Mi.:D


Eherm Erelu Beam.......Thanks for the above, the team is at Whistlers for a short seminar......:biggrin:

[Lalakokofefe]

ElPee47,

Welcome ooo. How ya side? Bodi dey for clot? How dis new year go be now?

LKF

[Abraxas]

The Village High Commission

3762

500th Floor, Village Twin Towers Complex, The Square, NV1SQ, Cyberspace.


Reference: VTTC/VHC/JJCAMB/S&I/120201L/4Q

Hi, Elpee247!

SHREDDING & INCINERATION OPERATIONS:

Sequel to the express directives of the Commander-in-Chief of all Progressive Forces in Cyberspace, His Excellency, Oga Big-K, through our amiable CEO & Chairperson of the Board of Trustees of the JJCAdmission Matters Bureau, and by the powers conferred on me by the entire Village Elders' Forum (Bar, Casino & Discotheque), I hereby annul this application for a GENUINE temporary transit visainto the sweeter nooks and juicier crannies of our very beloved Village of origin (of no regret), WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, based on the simple fact that the application is certified STALE!


3760VISA APPLICATION FILE SHREDDED & INCINERATED. 3761

Muchas gracias.

3762
Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
a.k.a. His Serene Eminence, Sheikh Sadiqq D'Fuqkk (GCVS)
The Grand Khalif of Sakkwato Khalifate, Sultan of Darfur & Emir of Dubai
Ambassador Plenipotentiary
Village High Commissioner Emeritus;
Life President, Village Elders' Forum (Bar, Casino & Discotheque);
Director of Propaganda & Enlightenment (D.O.P.E.), Aso Rock Villa Annex.
Director of Operations, Logistics, Tactics & Strategy, Presidential Intensive Care Air Ambulance Squadron.



cc: His Excellency, Commander-in-Chief & Oga Pata-pata Big-K (The Penthouse, 555th Floor, VTT)
cc: Chairperson, Board of Trustees & CEO JJCAMB - Rt. Hon. Countess (Ms.) Iyalode EMJ ; (GCOV)
cc: Senior Executive Adviser to the CEO, JJCAMB Lolo-Igwe-in-Council HRM (Ms.) High Queen Dimaanu (GCOV)
cc: Chief of Staff to the CEO - Senior Babe (Ms.) Sisi Eko
cc: Special Assistant (on Visa Interrogation & Review Matters) to the SExA - High Priestess (Ms.) Iye
cc: Village Security Adviser & Director, Homeland Security - Otunba Mikky Jaga (67th Floor, VTT)