Ready to commit...

[snowflake]

Dear Villagers, i greet una o..

I've been prowling this site for a while now, and decided to jump in today. I found you all via good ol' google while looking for some Naija news last year.

It has taken some time to get over my 'online-forums commitment phobia' and i'm now ready to 'settle down' in this village. I hope you will receive me with open arms. I am very impatient and cannot wait to shed the JJC tag...

Snowflake..

[emj]

Dear Villagers, i greet una o..

I've been prowling this site for a while now, and decided to jump in today. I found you all via good ol' google while looking for some Naija news last year.

It has taken some time to get over my 'online-forums commitment phobia' and i'm now ready to 'settle down' in this village. I hope you will receive me with open arms. I am very impatient and cannot wait to shed the JJC tag...

Snowflake..

Ahem, se u dey shure say u wan commit?

Oya tell us about yourself. Then maybe, and just maybe we go fit show u road:eek:

EMJ
Chairperson BOT JJCamb

[netotse]

wey dis person wey bin dey form impatient? abegi....

[snowflake]

Netotse...you called?

[mistaGROOVE]

Snowflake, welcome to our fine village.

You say you wan commit but you never commit to answer Iyalode emj. Haba wetin happen? Abeg make you check ya sef before you wreck ya sef o. No take Iyalode joke at all unless you no wan visa.

[Higuain]

Hello there villagers . . . !!!
I am new to the forum,just joined and this actually is my fisrt post.
See you guys around in the forum.

[Abraxas]

The Village High Commission

3762

500th Floor, Village Twin Towers Complex, The Square, NV1SQ, Cyberspace.


Reference: VTTC/VHC/JJCAMB/S&I/120201K/4Q

Hi, Snowflake (JJC)!
SHREDDING & INCINERATIONOPERATIONS:

Sequel to the express directives of the Commander-in-Chief of all Progressive Forces in Cyberspace, His Excellency, Oga Big-K, through our amiable CEO & Chairperson of the Board of Trustees of the JJC Admission Matters Bureau, and by the powers conferred on me by the entire Village Elders' Forum (Bar, Casino & Discotheque), I hereby annul this application for a GENUINE temporary transit visa into the sweeter nooks and juicier crannies of our very beloved Village of origin (of no regret), WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, based on the simple fact that the application is certified STALE!


3760VISA APPLICATION FILE SHREDDED & INCINERATED. 3761

Muchas gracias.

3762
Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
a.k.a. His Serene Eminence, Sheikh Sadiqq D'Fuqkk (GCVS)
The Grand Khalif of Sakkwato Khalifate, Sultan of Darfur & Emir of Dubai
Ambassador Plenipotentiary
Village High Commissioner Emeritus;
Life President, Village Elders' Forum (Bar, Casino & Discotheque);
Director of Propaganda & Enlightenment (D.O.P.E.), Aso Rock Villa Annex.
Director of Operations, Logistics, Tactics & Strategy, Presidential Intensive Care Air Ambulance Squadron.



cc: His Excellency, Commander-in-Chief & Oga Pata-pata Big-K (The Penthouse, 555th Floor, VTT)
cc: Chairperson, Board of Trustees & CEO JJCAMB - Rt. Hon. Countess (Ms.) Iyalode EMJ ; (GCOV)
cc: Senior Executive Adviser to the CEO, JJCAMB Lolo-Igwe-in-Council HRM (Ms.) High Queen Dimaanu (GCOV)
cc: Chief of Staff to the CEO - Senior Babe (Ms.) Sisi Eko
cc: Special Assistant (on Visa Interrogation & Review Matters) to the SExA - High Priestess (Ms.) Iye
cc: Village Security Adviser & Director, Homeland Security - Otunba Mikky Jaga (67th Floor, VTT)

[Tola Odejayi]

Abraxas,

E be like say dis ya eye don red... :)

[Abraxas]

Hi, Tola Odejayi!


Abraxas,

E be like say dis ya eye don red... :)

... No be small t'ing-o, my buroda.


Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)