I dey greet una o!

[TeeBaby]

Okay o elders, I am here to introduce myself.....finally. I discovered this village in 2007 and i have been sneaking in and out since then under the cover of anonymity. That is proper aseju, but i know you will all forgive me as kpe i dey for ikunle.

I LOVE this square! I freely confess that i lived vicariously through Soul Sista for a while till she put her column (abi whether na blog) to rest. Soul Sista, you did me wrong o, bad, bad - but i respect you sha for giving it up for your family's sake.

Back to the introduction: Nigeria flows in my veins but me i am a citizen of the world - born in Kenya, live in America; childhood in the UK, India and best of all Naija. I am many things to many people - mother, sister, daughter, doctor, and friend. Born a free woman, voluntarily (but unwittingly) taken into slavery when i said "I do" a decade ago. Now liberated and thanking Baba God per second per second because cliche or not, where there is life there is hope. (Methinks that if more of our XY chromosome Naija people can be more like Auspicious dem, life would be better for all concerned).

Now sha, i want to be a bonafide villager and i await your welcome.:biggrin:

[Anioma777]

Welcome to NVS TeeBaby.

It is a sunday and I am awaiting your newcomers dish, some kegs of palmwine ( no make than whisky asit is cold in London ) and some snuff. Have a nice day. NVS is awesome!!!!!

[valteena]

Citizen of the world ke!!. Does it mean say you be another mulatto like NLT our resident mulatto? Umm!!! hope you no go dey full of mischief like him?:) This one wey you no be proper citizen of Naija(ummm!! that madam rebrand forbidden word again)like my brother Anioma777 does that mean say you no go love Naija pass our one and only villager ILN.

Anywayz I welcome you to this wonderful village of ours. You can count on me when you begin to receive any fireworks. Hope you get the liver for it? If not I suggest you get yours.:p Obugi has his. And so do the rest of us villagers:);).

[Iye]

I am many things to many people - mother, sister, daughter, doctor, and friend. Born a free woman, voluntarily (but unwittingly) taken into slavery when i said "I do" a decade ago. Now liberated and thanking Baba God per second per second because cliche or not, where there is life there is hope. (Methinks that if more of our XY chromosome Naija people can be more like Auspicious dem, life would be better for all concerned).

Now sha, i want to be a bonafide villager and i await your welcome.:biggrin:


Me like this your introduction o, reminds me of a good friend M.Akosa….I’m sure you don jam her for village market…

I like that likita side too, you see I hate hospital so try to dey carry your prescription sheet follow body come village from time to time.

You are very welcome to we village:2love:

[Abraxas]

Hi, my fyne-fyne pikin, Ms. TeeBaby (JJC)!


Okay o elders, Blah, blah, blah .....finally. I discovered this village in 2007 ... blah , blah ....under the cover of anonymity. Blah., blah, blah! .......

I LOVE this square! I freely confess ...blah, blah, blah .... Soul Sista ... blah, blah, blah ..... but i respect you sha for giving it up for your family's sake.

Blah, blah, blah ... Nigeria flows in my veins but me i am a citizen of the world ... blah, blah, blah ... Kenya.. blah, blah, blah ... in America; .. blah, blah, blah ... in the UK.. blah, blah, blah ... India .. blah, blah, blah ... Naija. ..Blah, blah, blah ... mother, sister, daughter, doctor, and friend. Born a free woman, voluntarily..... blah, blah, blah ... slavery .. blah, blah, blah ... a decade ago. .. blah, blah, blah ... thanking Baba God per second per second.... blah, blah, blah ... (Methinks that if more of our XY chromosome Naija people can be more like Auspicious dem, life would be better for all concerned).

Now sha, i want to be a bonafide villager and i await your welcome.:biggrin:

On behalf of the Platinum Card-carrying members of the Village Elders' Forum (Dom Perignon Chapter) worldwide, and by the powers conferred on me, in my hard-earned capacity as the Life President of the Village Elders' Forum, I thank you very much (from the bottom of my heart, and from the very bottom of Mama Marie-Jay's soft heart) for the copious accolades that you so generously showered on our Auspy Baba (a.k.a. Auspicious), a Senior Fellow of the Village Elders' Forum, whose exemplary life constitutes a worthy baseline of reference for 150 million Nigerians to emulate!

Thank you very much for the acknowledgement. We appreciate your kind thoughts for our Auspy, who, incidentally, is, right now, relasxking well-well with his angelically bootilicious "spring chicken" in the "Cool Room" of the Penthouse, our preferred watering hole, befittingly located at the very top of the 555-floors high Village Twin Towers Complex.

Please be on the standby for either the Chief of Staff to the Chairperson (Board of Trustees, JJCAMB), or the Chief Visa Review & Interrogation Officer. In the interim, your visa application is undergoing pre-biometrics analysis and evaluation, to enable further necessary forensic actions to be taken.

By de way: yoo sabi speak awa language? Yoo fit knack Brokin?

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Village High Commissioner

[TeeBaby]

Anioma777: I know how to grease the palms of my elders ke. No worry......all the above mentioned items are on my shopping list including the very important kola-nut (how could you forget kola-nuts?).

Valteena: Thank you too mush for your welcome my sister. May you live long. Mulatto ke? Well.......maybe.....my brain might be mulatto! But as i said, Nigeria flows in my veins (literally.......Kogi blood, Ondo blood, Lagos blood, Osun blood). No need to mention other blood lines but i assure you no one can love Nigeria like me!

Iye: another one of my good sisters wey i sherish. Ehn.......see me for the back of the village health center, on the left, next to the iroko tree by the footpath leading to the stream, before the banana grove.......then we can discuss this your prescription matter.

Dom Duque Principe Juan Carlos: you no lie..........mo fyne ti o da, ti o da! And yes o, i re-state my admiration for Auspy Baba DEM (dem includes ppl like WaleAkin, Netotse, Igwe, Anioma777, Ikhide, Okorodudu4eva etc, etc). And again i say if these kind guys full Naija, we would be politically, psychologically even psychically light years ahead of where we are now. Nothing do any Nigerian woman -we are all perfect as we are :wink: including plus Auspy's Spring Chicken, your very own Mama Marie-Jay, my welcoming Valteena and Iye, First Lady, emj, .bebi, Beam, Sisi Eko, Oluwato, Soul Sista, Dimaanu (long time no hear), etc, etc.

General question: when do i get my irrevocable citizenship because this JJC status does not sit well with me? I am not interested in work permit, temporary permanent residency or any type of Alien Visa. I am going quick, quick to fulfill my 10-post requirement wherever i can in this square but i hope there are no other reqiurements o!

[Lalakokofefe]

Kai!, Na wen dis madam TeeBaby enter awa fillage? Why una no tell me?

TeeBaby, welcome o jare.

LKF

[emj]

Anioma777: I know how to grease the palms of my elders ke. No worry......all the above mentioned items are on my shopping list including the very important kola-nut (how could you forget kola-nuts?).

Valteena: Thank you too mush for your welcome my sister. May you live long. Mulatto ke? Well.......maybe.....my brain might be mulatto! But as i said, Nigeria flows in my veins (literally.......Kogi blood, Ondo blood, Lagos blood, Osun blood). No need to mention other blood lines but i assure you no one can love Nigeria like me!

Iye: another one of my good sisters wey i sherish. Ehn.......see me for the back of the village health center, on the left, next to the iroko tree by the footpath leading to the stream, before the banana grove.......then we can discuss this your prescription matter.

Dom Duque Principe Juan Carlos: you no lie..........mo fyne ti o da, ti o da! And yes o, i re-state my admiration for Auspy Baba DEM (dem includes ppl like WaleAkin, Netotse, Igwe, Anioma777, Ikhide, Okorodudu4eva etc, etc). And again i say if these kind guys full Naija, we would be politically, psychologically even psychically light years ahead of where we are now. Nothing do any Nigerian woman -we are all perfect as we are :wink: including plus Auspy's Spring Chicken, your very own Mama Marie-Jay, my welcoming Valteena and Iye, First Lady, emj, .bebi, Beam, Sisi Eko, Oluwato, Soul Sista, Dimaanu (long time no hear), etc, etc.

General question: when do i get my irrevocable citizenship because this JJC status does not sit well with me? I am not interested in work permit, temporary permanent residency or any type of Alien Visa. I am going quick, quick to fulfill my 10-post requirement wherever i can in this square but i hope there are no other reqiurements o!

Ahemmmmm, Securityyyyyyyyyyy......Code Purple...se una see dis JJc since nineteen gbogboro? She come dey waka come enter VTT..come axe for Irrevocable citizenship hiya laik dat...chei. Se una dey see sometin, even kukuma she come dey mention as she been dey peck and go SS hin story story without dropping roger...kai...offence namber two:p

Oya Ajuwaya TeeBaby....before we go even fit allow u siddon for the tim-tim wey dey for reception...u must to sing two songs..one for the elders and the other for the young maidens to dance to for dis our fillage of no regrets.....hic:)

Eherm no delay o..delay is very unwise......just b4 it become b5, and da main interrogatium and interview begins.:eek:

EMJ
Chairperson BOT JJamb

[Dimaanu]

Hello Tee-Baby!

I like dis your name, no be small.
I see say na since early mor-mor 2007 you land for dis awa beloved village of origin.
Where you been dey? Is your middle name Yetunde? I ask bicos we dey find Auspy....eherm!

Anyway, make you take style sing the two songs wey Madam Chaiperson ask you.

See you after later for your Visa interview proper.

Welcome to the Square, dear.:rose:

Dimaanu
SExA