The Newest Igbo Man in the village

[Namdy]

Hello every body.My name is Namdy.I am an Igbo man. I live in Skopje the capital of Macedonia.I am still unmarried in my late 30s.
Does any one knows if a relationship had existed here that metamorphosed into marriage? If yes, amongst my ambitions, is to get hooked and wed the most compatible.:rose: Thank you all.:shake:

[lateesha]

Chineke Nna !!

My brother welcome.
A couple just wedded this past valentines day and I understand they met here.
Her name is Mulan,I don forget the man name.
I hope you find yourself a good wife,hopefully you sef be good man kwa.
Because only good man suppose marry good woman
no be so?
where are all those single girls them

[peterosa]

My brother you are very welcome to NVS but for you to be here for the purpose of getting a bride for your self HMMMMMM i think you are in the wrong place the single we have here always play tough i will sugest you try www.afro introduction.com i think you could be lucky.

[Auspicious]

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Namdy..

Welcome aboard.

Nna I like dis ya style o..

Abi nor be Nnamdi come-come-become Namdy?

Be like dat my friend wey talk say eim name na "Sean".

Wen di two-bot-of-us dey Naija, na Seun eim Mama dey call am o.

Come reach for dis Obodo Oyibo talk say "Yeeh, I am Sean by name"

Nor mind me, I jus' dey mess with yu. Hope yu find a wife soonest.

Just don't go near my wife Dewdrops. And Rose. And SmartOmoge.

And Lateesha. And Overload. And Heart-Thief. And Iya-Ijo. And..and..and..

Mehk I go find the list come ferst; I dey come..

This is Auspicious.

[Namdy]

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Namdy..

Welcome aboard.

Nna I like dis ya style o..

Abi nor be Nnamdi come-come-become Namdy?

Be like dat my friend wey talk say eim name na "Sean".

Wen di two-bot-of-us dey Naija, na Seun eim Mama dey call am o.

Come reach for dis Obodo Oyibo talk say "Yeeh, I am Sean by name"

Nor mind me, I jus' dey mess with yu. Hope yu find a wife soonest.

Just don't go near my wife Dewdrops. And Rose. And SmartOmoge.

And Lateesha. And Overload. And Heart-Thief. And Iya-Ijo. And..and..and..

Mehk I go find the list come ferst; I dey come..

This is Auspicious.


How many wives you get for this village? Na you just get all the women?I beg leave heart thief for me ooo!!!

[peterosa]

Aspicious why not leave him alone he is here to get a wife and wife he will get but just beware of the married ones EG.dziree who just gave birth to a baby boy.I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST.

[Auspicious]

Aspicious why not leave him alone he is here to get a wife and wife he will get but just beware of the married ones EG.dziree who just gave birth to a baby boy.I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST.

Peterosa..

Yu wey dey always yarn like Motor wen nor get brake, comma or full-stop. Biko wetin consign Dziree for inside dis wan wen we dey yarn hieh? Eim tell yu say eim dey find Mama Bomboy to mareh?

Plus, yu see me hol' di guy? I jus' tell am say make eim nor waka nieh my wifeys - das all. To be fore-warned, na to be fore-army. Namdy, my frend, nor mind dat Guy, eim tink say na It-A-ly eim dey.

So Nna carey time!

Auspi.

[peterosa]

Ooooooo nor ves oooo na advice i de ooooo for the new man wa de look for wife for net

aspicious make you taka am easy hope nor be quorell,mnamdi all the best to you.
ARRIVADIECE CAIOOOOOOOO.

[Auspicious]

Ooooooo nor ves oooo na advice i de ooooo for the new man wa de look for wife for net

aspicious make you taka am easy hope nor be quorell,mnamdi all the best to you.
ARRIVADIECE CAIOOOOOOOO.

Ahn-ahn..

Ves say wetin?

Sebi yu sef know as 'e dey be if I wan ves.

Wey be say Thunder and Lightening go dey struck like say world wan end.

Heehehehhehe! Na wa! Oya stand at-ease o'jare, wai yu dey do like Shikin.

Auspicious.

[E_Pluribus_Unum]

hop u find wat u r looking for

beieve NVS has some of the greatest Nigeria Women........

deep intellectuall fun and of course beautiful, body, soul, spirit.

[calist]

Namdy,

You are welcome to TTC of NVS, Thanks for starting your intro thread.


Hello every body.My name is Namdy.I am an Igbo man. I live in Skopje the capital of Macedonia.I am still unmarried in my late 30s.

How is Skopje the capital of Macedonia doing?
Hope you are having a wonderful time there?
Are the people hospitable?


Does any one knows if a relationship had existed here that metamorphosed into marriage?

Concerning your question above, i will answer in affirmative YES:biggrin:


If yes, amongst my ambitions, is to get hooked and wed the most compatible.:rose: Thank you all.:shake:

:clap::clap::clap:Namdy make sure you keep your words on these and ensure to keep the elders informed when you find her and the time is ripe. As per eligible spinsters, i can assure you are numerous; so hurry up with your interview, obtain your visa and begin to mingle :shake:

Before then, here are your interview questions

a) What do you do for a living?
b) What are you hobbies?
c) How did you get to know of NVS?
d) Which section(s) of the forum appeals to you most?
e) Love is blind True or False
f) Provide five reasons for (e)

Namdy, i know you can give these questions your best shot.:D

All the best

Calist
Chief of Staff

[Namdy]

Namdy,

You are welcome to TTC of NVS, Thanks for starting your intro thread.



How is Skopje the capital of Macedonia doing?
Hope you are having a wonderful time there?
Are the people hospitable?



Concerning your question above, i will answer in affirmative YES:biggrin:



:clap::clap::clap:Namdy make sure you keep your words on these and ensure to keep the elders informed when you find her and the time is ripe. As per eligible spinsters, i can assure you are numerous; so hurry up with your interview, obtain your visa and begin to mingle :shake:

Before then, here are your interview questions

a) What do you do for a living?
b) What are you hobbies?
c) How did you get to know of NVS?
d) Which section(s) of the forum appeals to you most?
e) Love is blind True or False
f) Provide five reasons for (e)

Namdy, i know you can give these questions your best shot.:D

All the best

Calist
Chief of Staff


Chief of Staff, I should be able to answer some of your questions on monday.I am travelling by road to Munich in an hour from now.I specialised in traumatology.That could be all for now.Bye

[Albany]

How many wives you get for this village? Na you just get all the women?I beg leave heart thief for me ooo!!!

Nnamdi, sorry Namdy, welcome to NVS. You must be a good businessman - no time for frivolities. Straight to business !
I can see that you are already eye-ing a potential wife - Heart Thief. But, my brother, you must have an Obiagu (lion's heart) to venture anywhere near her, the fact that you specialise in trauma-whatever notwithstanding. Her name says it all.
All the best shaaa !!!

[Rose]

How many wives you get for this village? Na you just get all the women?I beg leave heart thief for me ooo!!!
Namdy, get you one wife and leave it at that. Auspy tries to keep us all isolated on his ranch in Ekiti, but we at least have separate rooms and sneak outta here from time to time. Welcome. :rose:

[ikechiji]

Namdy,

Welcome aboard. E be like say Auspicious was recently caught with two of his wives living in the same apartment complex. I guess his midnight trips to the grocery store was to buy candy!



Kansas Man Allegedly Had 2 Wives in Same Apartment Complex (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,509917,00.html)

OVERLAND PARK, Kan. — A Kansas man faces a bigamy charge after allegedly being married to two women who lived in the same apartment complex.

Auspicious, of Overland Park is charged with bigamy and other felonies, according to authorities.

Officials say police were called to the complex in November when the second wife went to first wife's apartment to confront Auspicious and found out he was married to someone else.

Auspicious was arrested this week and made his first court appearance Wednesday.

Erickson says Auspicious married his first wife 22 years ago. Court records say the second marriage occurred in January 2006. Both women are in their 50s. (Hmmm)

Auspicious is also charged with using his father's Social Security card to lease one of the apartments and with stealing jewelry and money from his second wife.

[peterosa]

Nnamdi i would have like to advice you to quit from searching for your bride here in this village because all the woman in this village that lives in the UK AND AMERICA are racist and they look down on people from other european country not to talk of you that stays in comunist block.{OOO BOY JUST FORGET OOOO}

[peterosa]

Nnamdi i am on my knees praying to GOD for you not to fall in love with a woman like valteena{lioness of NVS}this one is a double trouble woman {any way i pitty her husband}

[lateesha]

Nnamdi i am on my knees praying to GOD for you not to fall in love with a woman like valteena{lioness of NVS}this one is a double trouble woman {any way i pitty her husband}

Peterosa can you allow us hear "sumtin"
Namdy don't mind this Italiano Nigerian
He's confusing Nigerian girls with those man-like,broadchested hairy Italian women.

[Akpu-Nku]

Namdy
Come kiss my arse.
You think this here is a dating site?
Aren't there enough stout women with hairs on their legs in Skopje?
Fact is, at your age you really must mind how you gloat about this things.
Your mates in the village have seven children running around the place, you hear.
And here you are thinking that Skopje can do it for you!!!

[Ph3y]

Hello every body.My name is Namdy.I am an Igbo man. I live in Skopje the capital of Macedonia.I am still unmarried in my late 30s.
Does any one knows if a relationship had existed here that metamorphosed into marriage? If yes, amongst my ambitions, is to get hooked and wed the most compatible.

Namdy....Welcome to this village.........As per your highlighted statement above, You'll need to file your papers with the Village Ministry for Marital Affairs.......

After you conclude your screening here, you may proceed there with the following...

1. Your primary school certificate
2. Copies of your report cards in primary school [These 2 are to check your conduct in case you were a bully or not in primary school]
3. A blank check duly signed by you [This is to finance our running around as we scout for a compatible lady in your own words; for you]
4. 3 Jeeps i.e SUVs to enhance our mobility.......[We usually ask for a gulf stream but since one of our daddies just got one, we will rent from him. ]
5. Your WAEC certificate [To ensure you're brilliant, our ladies deserve nothing but the best brains hence you must have made all your papers in one sitting please]
6. As a trauma***** have you written any papers? in journals, conferences etc.....If you have let's see them and if you haven't, you have to write at least 20 before the end of May.......This will be used to shoot a short documentary about you and we will use it as part of our marketing strategy in the 'ultimate search'....BTW that's the job code for your project.

Well let's start with the above for now......When we need more details from you, we will contact you.........Have a great stay

BTW our e-mail is iwanmarry@NVS.go (http://iwanmarry@NVS.go)

[elgaxton]

Bia Akpu-Nku!

i cant remember u introducing yasef to the elders o so go pay due respect and free person wey wan do im own u hia?

Namdy {JJC}

we dey wait for you o!

Welcome By the way

Elgaxton

Director Village Homeland Security

[Namdy]

Namdy
Come kiss my arse.
You think this here is a dating site?
Aren't there enough stout women with hairs on their legs in Skopje?
Fact is, at your age you really must mind how you gloat about this things.
Your mates in the village have seven children running around the place, you hear.
And here you are thinking that Skopje can do it for you!!!

Your foul language stinks to high heaven.Peterosa actually said you guys in England and the US tend to underate others from other parts of the World.
My friend you lie!!.Even though I am a jjc, I can hardly take this from you.I think you need to be resocialised to be able to cope with others.

[Abraxas]

Your foul language stinks to high heaven.Peterosa actually said you guys in England and the US tend to underate others from other parts of the World.
My friend you lie!!.Even though I am a jjc, I can hardly take this from you.I think you need to be resocialised to be able to cope with others.

Hi, my pikin, Mazi Namdy (JJC)!

Please note very well that your biometric profile, which, by the way, we have already obtained unobtrusively while you were proceeding to the office of the Director, Village Homeland Security, including the psycho-dynamics of your interpersonal behaviourisms while undergoing routine visa review and interrogation protocols with the Chief of Staff, Due Process Office, and your interactions with other visiting bona fide Villagers in attendance at the Village High Commission, will be used for appraising your suitability (or otherwise) for the issuance of our much coveted GENUINE temporary transit visa into the juicy nooks and funky crannies of this our very beloved village of no regret. Shey o gbo? {Yoo hear?}

:sick:Psst... Pssst! The ego is a terrible thing to massage!

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Village High Commissioner & Life President, Village Elders' Forum (Bar & Discotheque)

[Namdy]

[QUOTE=Abraxas;339927]Hi, my pikin, Mazi Namdy (JJC)!

Please note very well that your biometric profile, which, by the way, we have already obtained unobtrusively while you were proceeding to the office of the Director, Village Homeland Security, including the psycho-dynamics of your interpersonal behaviourisms while undergoing routine visa review and interrogation protocols with the Chief of Staff, Due Process Office, and your interactions with other visiting bona fide Villagers in attendance at the Village High Commission, will be used for appraising your suitability (or otherwise) for the issuance of our much coveted GENUINE temporary transit visa into the juicy nooks and funky crannies of this our very beloved village of no regret. Shey o gbo? {Yoo hear?}

:sick:Psst... Pssst! The ego is a terrible thing to massage!

Muchas gracias.
Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Village High Commissioner & Life President, Village Elders' Forum (Bar & Discotheque)[/QUO




Oga, your grammar, which is a mixture of classic greek and latin is difficult to understand and reminiscent of medieval style of writing.If every one comes here with different titles and arrogate none-existing position to themselves, I will have no alternative than to quit.

[emj]

Eherm Chief of Homeland Security approach quick/fast.
Se you see that JJc....throwey in file for inside Incinerator...make hin yanga for stop...he just failed the process.

Let him continue to roam the Village laik Free-Range Chicken(with the shopping Visa in his Possession)....Cheerios


EMJ
Chairperson Board of Trustee JJCamb


PS>>...The Ego is indeed a terrible thingy to Massage.

[Abraxas]

Oga, your grammar, which is a mixture of classic greek and latin is difficult to understand and reminiscent of medieval style of writing.If every one comes here with different titles and arrogate none-existing position to themselves, I will have no alternative than to quit.
:D:D:D:D:D:rolleyes::eek::yawn:

[lateesha]

The man is looking for a wife
why are all these men protesting?
Nnamdi don't mind them
You'll soon find out that most of them mean no harm.

[Namdy]

The man is looking for a wife
why are all these men protesting?
Nnamdi don't mind them
You'll soon find out that most of them mean no harm.

Madam, whether they mean harm or not, they should not think we are still in secondary school where form 1 students are subjected to all forms of humiliation.At least for now, no babe is forthcoming.They are just rushing me like bees. No wayooo

[Ph3y]

Who said no babes are forthcoming? I have given you a list of requirements to fulfill before we allow you go through our 'marital catalogue'.......you are the one delaying everything o.....

[Akpu-Nku]

Madam, whether they mean harm or not, they should not think we are still in secondary school where form 1 students are subjected to all forms of humiliation.At least for now, no babe is forthcoming.They are just rushing me like bees. No wayooo

Namdy

Aaaahahahahahahahaha.:p Flattery won't get you anywhere boyo. You mustn't get in the habit of getting one over your silhouette. Be careful what you wish for, old boy, it may well come true in many ways you did not expect. Touche.

NOTE: You reeeeeeaaaaaaally don't want me to 'sit on you'. I have a massive arse. Be careful bludd. You get me.

[peterosa]

Madam, whether they mean harm or not, they should not think we are still in secondary school where form 1 students are subjected to all forms of humiliation.At least for now, no babe is forthcoming.They are just rushing me like bees. No wayooo



NAMDY you are wellcome to NVS as the senior prefect of this house i say you are wellcome on behalf of the menber of the NVS.

[Namdy]

NAMDY you are wellcome to NVS as the senior prefect of this house i say you are wellcome on behalf of the menber of the NVS.

Thank you Mr. Senior Prefect. Dont mind those who say their a** is large and who cares about that.
The babe I had my eyes on, is busy writing on other threads and did not write a word on mine.I go go naija go look for babe self.All this obodo oyinbo women too open eye.

[heart-thief]

Hi Namdy, welcome! :shake:

[Namdy]

Hi Namdy, welcome! :shake:

Thanks a lot. I have been waiting for this for sme days now.How are you?:shake:

[heart-thief]

Am cool and you?
Hope you enjoying our village. :)

[Namdy]

Am cool and you?
Hope you enjoying our village. :)



Even if I were in an oven, with the contact with you now the temperature is cool.

[Myne Whitman]

Now Namdy's mind has come down, thanks to Heart-thief. Keep doing your thing gurll. Namdy you're welcome to the village, keep your cool and we'll drink at your intro jolly. Take care...

[heart-thief]

Haa Namdy, nice sense of humour.

[Namdy]

Haa Namdy, nice sense of humour.

Which country are you located?

[peterosa]

Which country are you located?

NAMDY don"t tell me is heart thief you have your eyes on,because she is some how too tough for my liking though she is beautiful.

Any way that does not mean you should not try your luck.[NO HARM IN TRYER]

[lateesha]

Hi Namdy, welcome! :shake:

Thank God you showed up.
This is how it starts o
no do no do junior will be on your laps:D
:clap::clap::clap:

[heart-thief]

Lateeeeesha!!:lol:
You always make me laugh.:D:D:D

[Akpu-Nku]

Thank you Mr. Senior Prefect. Dont mind those who say their a** is large and who cares about that.
The babe I had my eyes on, is busy writing on other threads and did not write a word on mine.I go go naija go look for babe self.All this obodo oyinbo women too open eye.

Boyoyo Namdy

Isn't it incredible that you came here pouting like a randy virgin to seek "blind women" lead on a short end of a stick when you can do better than that in Skopje?

In your opinion then the Pacific is wilder than the Atlantic Ocean. Well, good luck there then Boyoyo until you snag a shark in this 'imirimious' ocean.

Perhaps you are deceived by the name of our village, but I can tell you however that this "here" village is incredibly sophisticated and "open eye".

Cast your net in a proper village of "mgbeke na Mgborie" but you will be hugely disappointed if you think such a village exist anymore in Igboland or it may well be that you haven't been home lately. Ndo O.

[lateesha]

Boyoyo Namdy

Isn't it incredible that you came here pouting like a randy virgin to seek "blind women" lead on a short end of a stick when you can do better than that in Skopje?

In your opinion then the Pacific is wilder than the Atlantic Ocean. Well, good luck there then Boyoyo until you snag a shark in this 'imirimious' ocean.

Perhaps you are deceived by the name of our village, but I can tell you however that this "here" village is incredibly sophisticated and "open eye".

Cast your net in a proper village of "mgbeke na Mgborie" but you will be hugely disappointed if you think such a village exist anymore in Igboland or it may well be that you haven't been home lately. Ndo O.

Chei
which Mgbafor dissapointed this man:D
My dear take am easy
Just because you cast your net into the ocean and caught a baracuda, doesn't mean there are no trouts and Salmon therein.

[lateesha]

Lateeeeesha!!:lol:
You always make me laugh.:D:D:D


My sister what else is left to do?
If we don't add laughter to all the worldly stress we go through won't somebody comot their cloth and enter market:lol::lol::lol:

[Albany]

NAMDY don"t tell me is heart thief you have your eyes on,because she is some how too tough for my liking though she is beautiful.

Any way that does not mean you should not try your luck.[NO HARM IN TRYER]


Wait until you see a tough woman in love............

[AISAGBON OMOGIADE]

Boyoyo Namdy

Isn't it incredible that you came here pouting like a randy virgin to seek "blind women" lead on a short end of a stick when you can do better than that in Skopje?

In your opinion then the Pacific is wilder than the Atlantic Ocean. Well, good luck there then Boyoyo until you snag a shark in this 'imirimious' ocean.

Perhaps you are deceived by the name of our village, but I can tell you however that this "here" village is incredibly sophisticated and "open eye".

Cast your net in a proper village of "mgbeke na Mgborie" but you will be hugely disappointed if you think such a village exist anymore in Igboland or it may well be that you haven't been home lately. Ndo O.

You should leave this young man alone to try his luck. I am in doubt if there are nigerian women in that part of the world.Except may be, those stranded trying to cross into Greece or Bulgaria.Macedonia was a part of the former Yugoslavia.Nigerians were very many in that country for studies from the early 80s till sometime in the mid 90s.
The profession of Namdy as he told us, is very common in the former Yugoslavia. Good luck my brother I hope you will not get discouraged by the japanese wrestler.

[calist]

Hi Namdy,

Welcome to the final stage of your Visa Interview process. I hope you wallet is fully loaded and that you are equal to the task?

Please find below, the "Partikolas" that you must present to the Village elders before your Visa will be approved.
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The List:

(1) One basket of GENUINE Igboid kola nuts (oji Igbo)

(2) One basket of Arewaesque kola nuts (goro/gworo).

(3) One tiny teaspoon (5ml. max) of superbly chilled, pasteurized kunu (without this, you file remains open)

(4) 10 x 50 litres jerry-cans of palmie (pasteurized palm wine powerless).

(5) Isi ewu (with 2 eyes, 1 tongue, and 2 ears per goat head)

(6) Unlimited suyarized and tenderized beef and pork barbeque (for all Villagers and JJCs).

(7) Roasted cocoyam to serve 50 seasoned elders (maximum).

(8) Nigerian omelet (for 50 seasoned elders only.)

(9) 2 crates of Hennessey XO champagne brandy, for His Excellency, Oga Big-K.

(10) 13 crates of Dom Perignon (for 13 very seasoned, kunu-allergic elders).

(11) 100 strings of Jigida beads for the women

(12) 50 tins of Saturday Night powder

(13) 20 wraps of eko (for the toothless elders)

(14) Spicy goatmeat peppersoup

(15) 30 crates of Crush & Mirinda Orange

(16) 50 cartons of Guiness Odeku

(17) 30 cartons of Malta Guiness

(18) 15 bowls of freshly ground Lahli (African tatoo)---reserved for Chairperson, Board of Trustees (JJCAMB)

(19) 150 miniature jars of Tiro (African eyeliner)---reserved for the Chairperson, Board of Trustees(JJCAMB)

(20) 2 drums x 250 litres of high octane triple-distilled GENUINE 100 degrees proof ogogoro.

(21) Highly pepperized fresh fish pepper soup to serve all Villagers, JJCs, and their guests, including gatecrashers present.

(22) 50 plates of Salade Du Nigeriana (i.e. Ugba + okporoko, garnished with uziza/uda puree) for placating the hard-liners and hawks of the Elders' Forum.

(23) Unlimited supply of bitter kola, alligator pepper, and garden egg.

(24) 50 Coolers of Steaming hot Ajinomotoless jollof rice.

(25) 10 x 100 litres jerry-cans of superbly chilled, pasteurized kunu.

(26) 12 coolers of plantain pottage

(27) 25 foil pans of pepperized snail (exclusively reserved for the women)

(28) One dozen, full sheet, Birthday cakes (fondant icing)

(29) 500 Goodie bags

(30) 1 sackload of killishi

(31) 1 sackload of kulinkuli

(32) 10 Tins of Ijebu garri

Simply make sure that the above list is included in your next post, thereafter, I will forward a final reccomendation to the Welcomer-In-Chief to approve your Visa request.

Remmember: Dont keep the elders waiting o! :)

Calist
Chief of Staff

[emj]

Eherm Calist, please make sure..and be absolutely sure that this JJC now turned villager has apologized to The Welcomer In Chief and had also Minimized his Ego b4 presenting his file o..ehen:p

The Ego is indeed a Terrible Thingy to Massage:arrow:

EMJ
Chairperson Board of Trustees JJCamb.


PS>>>..Application for GENUINE temporary transit visa is hereby suspended till further Notice/Review.

[calist]

All correct Madam,

Bia Namdy, oya begin to do the needful to this your thread, with immediate alacrity.