Jan 23, 2009, 01:19 AM
I salute o!
Eherm...wia are u? Welcome to the square. Care to tell us more about yourself?
Chairperson Board of Trustees JJCamb
Jan 28, 2009, 07:17 PM
The Village High Commission
500th Floor, Village Twin Towers Complex, The Square, NV1SQ, Cyberspace.
SHREDDING & INCINERATION OPERATIONS:
Sequel to the directives of the Board of Trustees of the JJC Admission Matters Bureau, and by the powers conferred upon me by the entire Village Elders' Forum (Bar & Discotheque), I hereby annul this application for a GENUINE temporary transit visa into the sweeter nooks and delicious cranies of our very beloved Village of origin (of no regret), with immediate effect, based on the simple fact that the application is stale!
VISA APPLICATION FILE SHREDDED & INCINERATED.
Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
(a.k.a. His Eminence, HRM Sheikh Sadiqq d’Fuqkk of Sakkwato Khalifate, Darfur & Dubai Emirates)
Village High Commissioner Emeritus;
Life President, Village Elders’ Forum (Bar & Discotheque);
CEO, Global Alliance Against Neo-Racism in British Airways;
Director of Propaganda & Enlightenment (D.O.P.E.), Special Task Force for the Demystification of OBJ, IBB, Murtala Mohammed, Mohammadu Buhari, Abdulsalami Abubakar, David Mark, et al;
Director of Operations, Logistics, Tactics & Strategy, Special Task Force for the Efficient Evacuation of OBJ from Aso Rock Villa, Abuja, to Ibogun (in the middle of Nowhere);
Secretary General, Global Coalition for the Demilitarization of Nigerian Politics, post-OBJ.
cc: Chairperson, Board of Trustees & CEO JJCAMB (Countess (Iyalode) EMJ)
cc: Special Executive Adviser to the CEO, JJCAMB (Lolo Igwe (HRH) Dimaanu)
cc: Chief of Staff to the CEO (Olori (Madam) VOR)
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