Glad To Be Here!

[Siena]

Hi ladies and gents!

Just thought I'd introduce myself.

I've been a member for about a year, but have not really been active :redface: till now. My name's Siena.

I'm a Nigerian, born and raised in the UK, and currently residing in Suffolk.
I'm an engineer by trade, and I run an Audi / Volkswagen online genuine parts supply service. I also do car conversions - all my clients have to do is supply their chosen car, feed me ideas on what they want, performance - visual aspect - handling etc, or all the above, and I get to work, to make it happen!

I'm an avid motorsport fan, and have built cars that have been pretty competitive in the past, and am proud to say, one of the few Nigerians here that has had project cars featured in various performance car magazines.

It's been a roller-coaster ride to success, and I'm priviledged to be dating a lovely Nigerian lady, and have the best of both worlds. She's also an entrepreneur (spelled wrong?) and has been the most supportive partner anyone could wish for. :kiss: She's also a great mother to our young son too. :cool:

Hopefully, my time on here will be great fun, and I'll learn new things from the "other side", so to speak. :wink: Regardless of how much we know, (or how much we think we do) we can always learn something new from the most unexpected of sources.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to be part of this board. :)

[DaBishop]

You are welcome here...

Glad to hear you have a thriving biz and are not a 419 or yahoo boy (I don't know the difference, can someone tell me, please?)

I love (old) muscle cars too...saw one on the link you provided...
Besides curiosity, why do you choose to join the NVS and what can you contribute?

[Siena]

Thanks for your warm welcome, Ula-Lisa.

It's not just what I can contribute to NVS, but what I can gain too.

[Dewdrops]

Happy Thanksgiving Siena.

I think you are going to like it here...especially with the proliferation of "UK" peeps on this website....arrrrghhhhhhh!

Glad you are here......A Nigerian babe? Wonderful............you were too British anyway.....welcome home.(Abeg explain to that ya Nigerian babe say "nothing dey happen ooooooooooooh") :biggrin: I have enough problems with Nigerian babes here please.

He he he he he he


"You are an engineer by trade"? Who taught you to write like that? You have been hanging around too many "Alaba traders" I see.

Not to worry......you are loved even more......nothing like a tinge of local flavor aiiiiight?



Lots to do around here.....and you bet I will be following you around.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey....somethings never change you know.


Just ignore me as usual.

:smile:

Welcome officially to NVS and hope we do not scare you away with our rofo-rofo fights.


See you around hon'......I always got your back....even where do you not ask me for such a favor.

How can I resist?:wink: You are toooooooooooo dannnnnnnn cute!

[Siena]

Lol, AJ. Thanks for your very kind words - I feel really welcome now!

[Tola Odejayi]

Welcome, Siena.

Looks like you and AJ... erm, Dewdrops know each other from somewhere else, then. :wink:

S.

[emj]

Hi ladies and gents!

Just thought I'd introduce myself.

I've been a member for about a year, but have not really been active :redface: till now. My name's Siena.

I'm a Nigerian, born and raised in the UK, and currently residing in Suffolk.
I'm an engineer by trade, and I run an Audi / Volkswagen online genuine parts supply service. I also do car conversions - all my clients have to do is supply their chosen car, feed me ideas on what they want, performance - visual aspect - handling etc, or all the above, and I get to work, to make it happen!

I'm an avid motorsport fan, and have built cars that have been pretty competitive in the past, and am proud to say, one of the few Nigerians here that has had project cars featured in various performance car magazines.

It's been a roller-coaster ride to success, and I'm priviledged to be dating a lovely Nigerian lady, and have the best of both worlds. She's also an entrepreneur (spelled wrong?) and has been the most supportive partner anyone could wish for. :kiss: She's also a great mother to our young son too. :cool:

Hopefully, my time on here will be great fun, and I'll learn new things from the "other side", so to speak. :wink: Regardless of how much we know, (or how much we think we do) we can always learn something new from the most unexpected of sources.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to be part of this board. :)

Hmmm...Siena, welcome to our village of No Regret...can see that you already know your way around....have fun.:eek::p

EMJ
Chairperson Board of Trustees JJcamb

[Isho]

Who is AJ abeg?.........u are welcome Siena.

[Siena]

Thank you guys.

Yes, Dewdrops is a very dear friend of mine.

[emj]

Who is AJ abeg?.........u are welcome Siena.

Eherm, Asko...Ibere o..Question mark:twisted:;)

[Dewdrops]

O-M-G!!!!!! J-I-Z-O-S!

Siena...quick.....check your Hotmail for an urgent message......Not NVS PM please..........save those for "trivialities".

This would interest you.

[Siena]

Dewy, will do, no worries.

[Siena]

Nothing in Hotmail...or you mean the message in "Btinternet"?

[Dewdrops]

Nothing in Hotmail...or you mean the message in "Btinternet"?


Not instant mail Siena. I mean code name "Six Feet Under" or "Breakfast At Tiffany's"! :wink:

Yes I mean (SFU/BAT) dot yeah-yeah!

Oh BTW,


I hope you love this song........I thought you might like it.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxZ6tdXVhtk



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QENHGKxKDk&feature=related




Just been mischievous as usual........don't think anything about it ok? :kiss:

The dude reminds me of you in many kinda, sorta ways.....


Have a blessed weekend. Glad you are here.:rose:

[Siena]

Dewy, cool songs!

Hmm, the good old days, huh...

[Dimaanu]

.

Chief Ms. Dewdrops,

Well done o!:hail:
E be laik say na you give Siena Mapquest to dis Village. That is why you are the only Akanchawa nee fee fee 1 of NVS.:biggrin:

But, erhem! I gat news for you: You are delaying his Visa Interview process. Yes, ke!

All dis parapoism, a.k.a, Woman Know Man, no gree di bobo hia say we don dey call im number tey tey.

Abegy o, Monday na busy day for dis Embassy. So, diafore, go wait for am for Lounge.
If/when oga gi'am Visa, the jollification go shele.

Besides, other JJCs don dey jelos Siena. That is not allowed.:no:


Dimaanu
(Calling Siena's number, again)

[Dewdrops]

Dewy, cool songs!

Hmm, the good old days, huh...

Bye Bye ooooooooooooooooh!....We go jam for "Warri" abeg:D

That is one of the many 1000 moderators we have in this small village.....Gestapo style...watch out!:wink:



.

Chief Ms. Dewdrops,

Well done o!:hail:
E be laik say na you give Siena Mapquest to dis Village. That is why you are the only Akanchawa nee fee fee 1 of NVS.:biggrin:

But, erhem! I gat news for you: You are delaying his Visa Interview process. Yes, ke!

All dis parapoism, a.k.a, Woman Know Man, no gree di bobo hia say we don dey call im number tey tey.

Abegy o, Monday na busy day for dis Embassy. So, diafore, go wait for am for Lounge.
If/when oga gi'am Visa, the jollification go shele.

Besides, other JJCs don dey jelos Siena. That is not allowed.:no:


Dimaanu
(Calling Siena's number, again)

Sorry oooooooooooooooooooh!

Please I am going.....no vess abeg!:lol:


Bye Siena!:shake: Nice to meet you again.



Pesin no go fit relassssssss for this village again?Gosh!:biggrin:

[Dimaanu]

Hi ladies and gents!

Just thought I'd introduce myself.

I've been a member for about a year, but have not really been active :redface: till now. My name's Siena.

I'm a Nigerian, born and raised in the UK, and currently residing in Suffolk.
I'm an engineer by trade, and I run an Audi / Volkswagen online genuine parts supply service. I also do car conversions - all my clients have to do is supply their chosen car, feed me ideas on what they want, performance - visual aspect - handling etc, or all the above, and I get to work, to make it happen!

I'm an avid motorsport fan, and have built cars that have been pretty competitive in the past, and am proud to say, one of the few Nigerians here that has had project cars featured in various performance car magazines.

It's been a roller-coaster ride to success, and I'm priviledged to be dating a lovely Nigerian lady, and have the best of both worlds. She's also an entrepreneur (spelled wrong?) and has been the most supportive partner anyone could wish for. :kiss: She's also a great mother to our young son too. :cool:

Hopefully, my time on here will be great fun, and I'll learn new things from the "other side", so to speak. :wink: Regardless of how much we know, (or how much we think we do) we can always learn something new from the most unexpected of sources.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to be part of this board. :)



Hi, Siena!

You are most welcome to NVS!:D
Great intro! Quite detailed. Shows that you did your homework very well.

BTW, Did Dewdrops tell you that she is a titled chief in this village?:p

For the past one year that you have sat on the Village fence as an observer, what would you say is the most outstanding and, probably, endearing thing that helped you decide to register as a member?

As a born-and-bred-in-the-UK Nigerian, what do you think of the situation of things back home in Nigeria?
What do you think is the major problem and is there a way forward? ( I am assuming that you have been to Nigeria. Yes?)

It looks like you are so much into cars. That's great!
In what ways do you unwind, i.e, hobbies etc?

BTW, all the best to you and your sweetheart. Please let us know when Junior gets a sister/brother. We like enjoyment in this village, you'll see.:lol:

Please relax and have fun in the Square.


Dimaanu
SAG to CEO (JJCAMB)

[Isho]

Eherm, Asko...Ibere o..Question mark:twisted:;)

@emj ........tomode re ....ta gba re...:p

[Dimaanu]

........tomode re ....ta gba re...:p


Isho,

Did you just abuse the Chairperson?
That is unacceptable!:no:

Please carry your nails to the Carpenter's shop and stop derailing Siena's interview.

Thank you.:D

Dimaanu

[Isho]

Isho,

Did you just abuse the Chairperson?
That is unacceptable!:no:

Please carry your nails to the Carpenter's shop and stop derailing Siena's interview.

Thank you.:D

Dimaanu


No:no: ma..... she started it..i was only asking simple question. abi:icon_ques...

Sorry..i've carried my nails ooo..mi no wan trubul again abeg.:hug:

[emj]

No:no: ma..... she started it..i was only asking simple question. abi:icon_ques...

Sorry..i've carried my nails ooo..mi no wan trubul again abeg.:hug:

Hmm...Isho, go and face that Wall and raise up your two hands...no Supper for you today..cheerios, and eherm, you are forgiven and eherm eherm, i dey go come(children of nowadaz):eek:


PS>......i wuz juess messing with him...anywaz, nothing spoil, but my Snuff-Box is missing:neutral:

[VOR]

Welcome Siena, glad to have you here too!

Seat back and relax, there are quite a number of ipata (mischevious) villagers here:source, I see you've come across some of them on this thread - this is what the village is about, sit back and enjoy!


Who go come tell am about the things wey hin go supply for we helders for hia? All these oyinbo naija now, hin fit go call police for we talk say we dey do corruption for hia:eek:.

Meanwhile my store don dry since Sandylomo abscound from duty post. Keresimesi dey come o, I need to stock up. Oga mi, e bi like say we go call conference again o, discuss am well well how we go take dey ask these naija oyinbo for partykolas, ewon o da fun omo luabi o! (jail no good for persin wey dey born well o):confused: persin no suppose take old age begin new/bad thing, abi?:D:D:D

[Abraxas]

Welcome Siena, glad to have you here too!

Seat back and relax, there are quite a number of ipata (mischevious) villagers here:source, I see you've come across some of them on this thread - this is what the village is about, sit back and enjoy!


Who go come tell am about the things wey hin go supply for we helders for hia? All these oyinbo naija now, hin fit go call police for we talk say we dey do corruption for hia:eek:.

Meanwhile my store don dry since Sandylomo abscound from duty post. Keresimesi dey come o, I need to stock up. Oga mi, e bi like say we go call conference again o, discuss am well well how we go take dey ask these naija oyinbo for partykolas, ewon o da fun omo luabi o! (jail no good for persin wey dey born well o):confused: persin no suppose take old age begin new/bad thing, abi?:D:D:D

Hi, Olori VOR!

How yoo dey? Shey not'ing dey! How, now? Family, nko? How mush tolotolo done dey cost for ya side now, as keresimesi done dey come small-small? Inflation, nko? ... How about de global warming, ati economic melt-down, pelu dividends of demo? We t'ank God~o, no be small! I am telling yoo....

De qwuexzhion wey yoo axe important: Who go come tell de oyinbo naija about de t'ings wey inhm go supply for we heldas for hia?

Make I refer yoo to de Due Process Manual:

STEP #1: De visa applicant go go for de ground floor lobby, pick tally from one wooman wey look like sey 'inhm be one kind ogbologbo Senior Babe of 9jeriya wey dey do receptionist work for VTT, (but true-true, de babe na de O/c Espinage for awa Village High Commission wey dey operate fine-fine under cover!)

STEP #2: After de applicant done pick 'inhm tally, 'e go go enter de high-speed lifts for de south wing of the Village Twin Towers Complex, press button sey 'inhm dey go 250th Floor to go meet de pipul for Homeland Security.

As de applicant dey go, like that, {enhen?}, for inside de lift, we go extract all 'inhm biometric data, without 'inhm know sey we dey scan and digitize 'inhm biometric and other identity authentication particulars jejely, as 'e dey for de lift so.

STEP #3: After due security clearance, the applicant will be free to VOLUNTARILY partake in an open-ended, no-holds-bared interactive session with both the staff of the Village High Commission, and all bona fide Villagers (No JJCs, please!), so as to enable Villagers know the applicant BETTER.

STEP #4: At the discretion of the Senior Executive Adviser to the CEO (SExA-COE), the applicant is prompted to pay the appropriate and statutory processing and administrative fees, known officially as PARTYKOLAS, for the issuance of a GENUINE temporary transit visa to enable unrestricted access into the nooks and crannies of this our Village of origin, with goods and services (i.e. strictly NO CASH!), credited directly to the account of the Village Elders' Forum (Bar & Discotheque)

STEP #5: On full submission of the obligatory partykolas, the SExA-CEO shall recommend the candidate to the Chairperson B.o.T. JJCAMB, for consideration for issuance of a valid visa, commensurate with the performance of the applicant in the interactive interrogation sessions.

Note Very Well: Under no circumstances should partykolas be obtained from applicant who performed below VTT standards, or absconded, or aborted their interview appointment for whatever reason.

STEP # 6: On approval for issuance of visa, the Village High Commissioner shall issue accordingly as directed.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

[naijanubian]

Hi ladies and gents!

Just thought I'd introduce myself.

I've been a member for about a year, but have not really been active :redface: till now. My name's Siena.

@ Siena

My broda how now? Welcome you hia, but ehn, dis JJC wey you be so you never tire? :(

Even the promise wey you come promise elders say you go do work for dis village, de work sef you no do am:rolleyes: Ya face don red pass red tomato be dat :eek:

Oya come back here come ansa ya elders dem and show dem say you be ya papa pikin :o

I de come.

[elgaxton]

Hi Sienna, (The King of Stingy UK :))

Howz Uk and Darfur?

Welcome to NVS o

Meanwhile just answer the questions wey dem ask u sincererly o.

I dey go come.

Elgaxton

Director Village Homeland Security

[Beam]

Hi Siena


Welcome to the village, this your introduction has two sides, one you are letting the young ladies know you are already spoken for:clap: the other you dey use style advertise biznezz for ureself, well done:D:D

Hope to see u around the village, :smile:

[Abraxas]

Hi, Siena (JJC)!


I'm a Nigerian, born and raised in the UK, and currently residing in Suffolk.
I'm an engineer by trade, and I run an Audi/Volkswagen online genuine parts supply service. I also do car conversions - all my clients have to do is supply their chosen car, feed me ideas on what they want, performance - visual aspect - handling etc, or all the above, and I get to work, to make it happen!

How, now? I hope sey yoo dey kampe! How body? How work? ... and ya ogbonge 9ja gege, nko? Merry Eid el Kabir, and a funky Christmas in advance. To God be de glory, jo! Amem, ojare!

Enhen ... dis ya on-line GENUINE spare parts business sef, 'e get as 'e be, I no go tell yoo lie: I'm telling yoo!

How wey pesin go fit know GENUINE spare parts for INTERNET (unless na winch wey 'e be)? Abi na Yahoo-Yahoo spare parts wey yoo dey organize for yonder, dey make better pounds starlin, wey dey attract all doze ogbonge 9ja babes to yoo???! I jos dey axe-o... make yoo no rake, I beg.

I t'ink yoo say sey dem been born yoo for So****, for Queensland. Yoo dey hear Brokin so? Furthermore, yoo talk sey yoo be injiniya (engineer) by trade. Make yoo no vex~o, make I axe yoo anoda qwexzhion small: Abi, na sey, yoo be injiniya wey dey do trading (buying and selling) of spare parts either as ya hobby, or becos sey yoo no get any order work to do as proper injiniya consign, jos as dem dey do for Alaba International for Eko (Ile Ogbon), or sey yoo be injiniya of spare parts traders, jos like Alhaji Tajudeen Alao na de dokita of all Japanese vehicle traders for sub-Sahara Africa?

I beg~i, explanate, jo!

Make I axe yoo sef: Yoo been go yuniversity, study engineering at all? If so, na for whish yuniversity, and na for whish bransh of injiniyaring (engineering) wey yoo been speshialize: Civil? Mechanical? Robotics? Electrical? Automobile? Nuclear?

...Or, abi, sef, na sey yoo be "PRACTICAL" inginiya wey no go bookooroo, wey done make money pass all doze "T'EORITICAL" injiniyas, sake of sey yoo be better mechanic wey even fit to dey operate for internet?

Bros, I dey wait for ya repy~o!

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Village High Commissioner (Emeritus).

[elgaxton]

Oya Siena,

Ansa the kweshions wey Oga Abraxas ask u o...

No lie on top o ehen! :)

[Siena]

@ Elgaxton: All's well here in Stingy UK, more members than ever are joining the cause! Darfur has been "promoted", he now has "Stingy Wiltshire" under his command too. :biggrin:

@ Naijanubian: Thanks for your warm welcome. :smile:

@ Abraxas: I didn't get what you posted, sorry! :o

[Abraxas]

Hi, Siena (JJC)!


I'm a Nigerian, born and raised in the UK, and currently residing in Suffolk.
I'm an engineer by trade, and I run an Audi/Volkswagen online genuine parts supply service. I also do car conversions - all my clients have to do is supply their chosen car, feed me ideas on what they want, performance - visual aspect - handling etc, or all the above, and I get to work, to make it happen!

How are you doing? I hope you are OK! How is your health? How about your busisiness? ... and how about that your very beloved Nigerian girlfriend? Merry Eid el Kabir (Moslem festival), and a funky Christmas (Christian festive season) in advance. To God be the glory! Amen!

Aheeeeeeeeeeeem ... this your so-called on-line GENUINE spare parts business: it feels somehow to me; I won't tell you lies, honest!

How can one know GENUINE spare parts on the INTERNET (unless the person is a witch or a wizard )? Or is it a scam spare parts business that you run, making cool pounds stirling that attract all those butilicious Nigerian babes to you???! I am only asking, please... do not be angry with me, I beg you.

I think you said that you were born in Suffolk, in the UK. By the way, do you speak Brokin at all? Furthermore, you said that you are an engineer by trade. Please do not be upset, let me ask you one more question: Is it that you are an engineer that trades (buying and selling) in vehicle spare parts, either as your hobby, or is it because you do not have another work to do as a qualified engineer, just like some folks do at Alaba International in Lagos (Center of High Sense), or is it that you are an "engineer" of spare parts traders, just like one Alhaji Tajudeen Alao (a stark illiterate) is known as the "doctor" of all Japanese vehicle traders in sub-Sahara Africa?

Please explain!

Let me ask you: Did to go to any university to study engineering at all? If so, in which university, and in which branch of engineering did you specialize: Civil? Mechanical? Robotics? Electrical? Automobile? Nuclear?

...Or, is it that you are a "PRACTICAL" enineer that did not go to school, that has made more money than all those "THEORETICAL" engineers, in view of the fact that you are a very good mechanic that even operates in cyberspace?

My brother, I am waiting for your reply!

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Village High Commissioner (Emeritus).

[Siena]

Abraxas, I'm pretty good, business, health and personal life wise.

As for comparing me to Nigerians that use the 'net to defraud others, forget it.
I have too much respect for myself, my business is fully registered with the Inland Revenue, as well as Companies House, England, as a Limited company.

Regd. in the UK 6693945

I pay my taxes, and my clients, both local and international, have no problems contacting me - I don't trade solely with an "unregistered" pay-as-you-talk cellphone like your guys do, I have a fixed landline on my site. I also use dedicated email addresses, not "free" Yahoo! ones.

Do you know what genuine means? Either way, I'll explain to you.

I'm an independent Audi / Volkswagen specialist, and besides custom conversions and regular repairs, I also supply OEM parts, both local and global.

The Audi / VW community is very close knit, and believe me, you can't fob these guys off with "fake" or non-genuine items. You won't last very long in the community if you even attempt to pass off aftermarket parts as OEM.

"OEM" = Original Equipment Manufacturer.

As for my credentials - my work speaks for itself.
As I stated before, I'm proud as a Nigerian to have accomplished all I have done, and to have had my work magazine featured.

I am well know in the competition scene, and have the respect of folk, both black and white.

In the modified and competition car scene, Siena needs no introduction.

When you get a chance, take a look at this:

www.deltavag.com/forum

That's my forum, if you look under the "Projects" category, you'll see my latest creation.

And just in case you think my write-up is biased, because it's my forum, please look here too, just look under members, and type in my name - Siena, and check threads started by me, or posts by me.

You'll find I'm very respected, from responses from others.

www.audi-sport.net/vb - A UK Audi forum
www.audizine.com/forum - A US-based Audi forum
www.audiforums.com/forum - A US-based Audi forum


I don't have the time or patience for "Smart Alecs" that are out to relieve decent folk of their hard-earned cash.

I don't have the time or patience to explain to them where they're going wrong.

So Abraxas, you do some research into Siena, then get back to me, huh?

[Abraxas]

Hi, Siena (JJC)!

It appears like you forgot to remember to VOLUNTARILY answer some crucial questions required for knowing you better. I am therefore constrained to ask you, once more: Did to go to any university to study engineering at all? If so, in which university, and in which branch of engineering did you specialize: Civil? Mechanical? Robotics? Electrical? Automobile? Nuclear?

...Or, is it that you are a "PRACTICAL" engineer that did not go to school, that has made more money than all those "THEORETICAL" engineers, in view of the fact that you are a very good mechanic that even operates in cyberspace?

My brother, I am still waiting for your reply!

Please tell me: What were the circumstances that led to your not being fluent in, or even familiar with colloquial Brokin grammar, given that you claim to be a Nigerian? I am sure you are aware that the lingua franca of this our Village (of origin of no regret whatsoever, called the Nigerian Village Square) is BROKIN.

I hope that you are also aware that the Village High Commission can arrange for you to take some refresher/booster courses in classical Brokin Literature, Colloquial Brokin, Business Brokin, Brokin Neurolinguistics (Programming, Semantics, Syntax and Semiology), and the History of Brokin from the Ile-Ogbon University of Hard Knocks, located in Igbo-Eleri Metropolis, just by the Square (in fact, on the 100th floor of the Village Twin Towers Complex), that is, if you are interested. Are you interested?

And by the way, does your very beloved Nigerian girlfriend understand or speak BROKIN at all?

I am waiting for your replies, please!

Muchas gracias, mi amigo.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Village High Commissioner (Emeritus).

[Siena]

Am I going to get deported from the Village if I don't supply satisfactory answers?

[Beam]

Oga Siena, plz do not take yourself so serious, :D
As you are in the UK, I am sure you are used to the term he is pulling you leg, or taking the pi.s.s. zz. Na joke;)

Haba, in the village you need not take yourself too serious or you will burst a blood vessel and our resident doctor's Dr Bunch and Dr Bebi hardly visit the towers to revivie you:biggrin:

Therefore it will be the Don who will have to give you mouth to mouth, if you insult him do you think he will:wink::lol::lol:

Chill, I beg my broda, Again I welcome you, just take it easy

[naijanubian]

Am I going to get deported from the Village if I don't supply satisfactory answers?

@Siena

My broda why you want to spoil all de work wey people don do to lay foundation for you for dis village, ehn? :rolleyes:

You sef you know say you like am for hia no be so? And some of de elders sef don begin vote for you say dem like dis pikin well, well. Oya answer de question dem wey Oga aks you, you hia?:D

Wait, I de come.

[Abraxas]

Hi, Siena (JJC)!


Am I going to get deported from the Village if I don't supply satisfactory answers?

Yes, metaphorically speaking, in line with global diplomatic best practices, and in strict conformity with due process, as per the constitutional imperatives of our very beloved Village of origin (of no regret).

Chikena! Fa te! O zu go kwa nu! O pari! Finito!

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Village High Commissioner (Emeritus)

[elgaxton]

Aaaah! Siena!

How bodi? how ur shildrens and the present conditionality of ya health! (God bless yoo o)

(Ehen!) make I talk yoo! if u know wetin good for u make u just answer the questions

wey dem ask you and not to dey tell us about ya business... BTW u don answer business

qweshions finish so answer educational qweshions na at least so that we go fit interact

wit u properly (shey u get)...

As u see the Village High Commissioner so for up dia, if u no answer him qweshions for

here properly u are on ya own o (OYO) . so no do Naija style of cutting corners or rather

no do like Nnaa Boy wey wan advertise him Ngbuka shop for NVS :lol:

So as I dey see u so, go write the educational part of ya CV wey u put for up dia plus ya

language too(as per brokin).

I dey go come o, no look for trouble you hia, I know sey u stingy but just let this one go u hia :)

I dey come

Elgaxton

Director Village Homeland Security

[sandybaby]

It's good to see the nigerians in the UK re stingy koko master on NVS....Brace yourself bro!!!!! you never see anything....We re bunch of crazy people here..."intelligently crazy"....you go answer question plenty!!!! enjoy!!!!..

please elders bombard am with correct questions!!!:biggrin:

[Abraxas]

Hi, Siena (JJC)!

I have just received your biometric profile (extracted unobtrusively while you were under interrogation by the Director of Homeland Security). Please cooperate, in the interest of progress.

Aheeeeeeeeeeeem ... Once more, let me ask you:

(1) Did you graduate from any university at all? If so, which university?

(2) If you graduated from a university, did you study engineering? If so, in which branch of engineering did you specialize: Aeronautical? Aerospace? Biomedical? Biochemical? Civil? Chemical? Electronics? Geothermal? Marine? Mining? Petroleum? Natural Gas? Mechanical? Cybernetics? Robotics? Electrical? Automobile? Nuclear?

If you graduated from a university, then, what grade did you make? First Class? Second Class (Upper)? Second Class (Lower)? Third Class? Ordinary degree? Please be specific.

I am still waiting (patiently) for your prompt response to this very crucial question, please!

Muchas gracias, mi amigo.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Village High Commissioner (Emeritus) & Life President, Village Elders' Forum (Bar & Discotheque).

[Siena]

Ha! No answers are forthcoming, so let the deportation begin!

**That's if you can shift me, of course**

[Tola Odejayi]

Siena,

No-one is going to 'deport' you.

If you read Abraxas' post earlier on, you'll have seen that he made references to the answers being given voluntarily. So if you feel you're done here, move on and join in the threads elsewhere on the Square.

[Abraxas]

The Village High Commission


500th Floor, Village Twin Towers Complex, The Square, NV1SQ, Cyberspace.

Reference: VTTC/VHC/JJCAMB/S&I/90021092Q

SHREDDING & INCINERATION OPERATIONS:

Sequel to the directives of the Board of Trustees of the JJC Admission Matters Bureau, and by the powers conferred upon me by the entire Village Elders' Forum (Bar & Discotheque), I hereby annul this application for a GENUINE temporary transit visa into the sweeter nooks and delicious cranies of our very beloved Village of origin (of no regret), with immediate effect, based on the simple fact that the application is stale!

VISA APPLICATION FILE SHREDDED & INCINERATED.

Muchas gracias.
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh294/Komsykomsa/SealofthePresidentofNigeria.jpg
Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
(a.k.a. His Eminence, HRM Sheikh Sadiqq d’Fuqkk of Sakkwato Khalifate, Darfur & Dubai Emirates)

Village High Commissioner Emeritus;
Life President, Village Elders’ Forum (Bar & Discotheque);
CEO, Global Alliance Against Neo-Racism in British Airways;
Director of Propaganda & Enlightenment (D.O.P.E.), Special Task Force for the Demystification of OBJ, IBB, Murtala Mohammed, Mohammadu Buhari, Abdulsalami Abubakar, David Mark, et al;
Director of Operations, Logistics, Tactics & Strategy, Special Task Force for the Efficient Evacuation of OBJ from Aso Rock Villa, Abuja, to Ibogun (in the middle of Nowhere);
Secretary General, Global Coalition for the Demilitarization of Nigerian Politics, post-OBJ.

cc: Chairperson, Board of Trustees & CEO JJCAMB (Countess (Iyalode) EMJ)
cc: Special Executive Adviser to the CEO, JJCAMB (Lolo Igwe (HRH) Dimaanu)
cc: Chief of Staff to the CEO (Olori (Madam) VOR)

[Chintua]

In love the looks of these visas....priceless. Even more priceless than the

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/Super_Bowl_29_Vince_Lombardi_trophy_at_49ers_Famil y_Day_2009.JPG/448px-Super_Bowl_29_Vince_Lombardi_trophy_at_49ers_Famil y_Day_2009.JPG

"Vince Lombardi" trophy...:cool:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Lombardi_Trophy


What mastersheeeeeeeetts!

In love the NFL!!!!


Oh boy Siena.....wey ya visa? :lol:

[Chintua]

The Village High Commission


500th Floor, Village Twin Towers Complex, The Square, NV1SQ, Cyberspace.

Reference: VTTC/VHC/JJCAMB/S&I/90021092Q

SHREDDING & INCINERATION OPERATIONS:

Sequel to the directives of the Board of Trustees of the JJC Admission Matters Bureau, and by the powers conferred upon me by the entire Village Elders' Forum (Bar & Discotheque), I hereby annul this application for a GENUINE temporary transit visa into the sweeter nooks and delicious cranies of our very beloved Village of origin (of no regret), with immediate effect, based on the simple fact that the application is stale!

VISA APPLICATION FILE SHREDDED & INCINERATED.

Muchas gracias.
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh294/Komsykomsa/SealofthePresidentofNigeria.jpg
Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
(a.k.a. His Eminence, HRM Sheikh Sadiqq d’Fuqkk of Sakkwato Khalifate, Darfur & Dubai Emirates)

Village High Commissioner Emeritus;
Life President, Village Elders’ Forum (Bar & Discotheque);
CEO, Global Alliance Against Neo-Racism in British Airways;
Director of Propaganda & Enlightenment (D.O.P.E.), Special Task Force for the Demystification of OBJ, IBB, Murtala Mohammed, Mohammadu Buhari, Abdulsalami Abubakar, David Mark, et al;
Director of Operations, Logistics, Tactics & Strategy, Special Task Force for the Efficient Evacuation of OBJ from Aso Rock Villa, Abuja, to Ibogun (in the middle of Nowhere);
Secretary General, Global Coalition for the Demilitarization of Nigerian Politics, post-OBJ.

cc: Chairperson, Board of Trustees & CEO JJCAMB (Countess (Iyalode) EMJ)
cc: Special Executive Adviser to the CEO, JJCAMB (Lolo Igwe (HRH) Dimaanu)
cc: Chief of Staff to the CEO (Olori (Madam) VOR)



Na here your application reach?
Not to worry.....your reward is in me...:D

Oh boy, I miss ya last phone call O!
Re-dail abeg!:kiss:
I don wake...
My ears are itching to here more good news. :rose:

[Dewdrops]

Cherio baby!
I see ya handiwork O!
Carry On!
he he he

You must learn that "pidgin" Yinglish by force.

Mr..."Geee"....greet Mrs. "E-Geeeee" for me O!:kiss:

Una too fine I swear........

[Dewdrops]

So glad to talk to you and Mrs....today. Expect my suitcase!
I am moving in with your guys....no kidding!
Thanks love.

This is for you guys.....:rose:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMx7o_vmV30&feature=related


Mo like eeeeeeeh!!!!!:cool:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoGtP7BOexM&feature=related


Happy Sunday.....again. :rose:

[Dewdrops]

Oh baby boy.
How far now.....???

Count down to touch down......:lol:
How do you feel? Nervous huh?

Not to worry.....I will be your coach......:wink:


My prayers are with you all.....you guys are gonna do just fine.......I trust you,:kiss:


YouTube- We're Having a Baby! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpxVmHjiiB4)


Thinkin' of you guys today and forever....all the best sweeeethearts.
Warmest regards to 'Essy"....:hus:



YouTube- Diaper Cake Photo Gallery (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtPP8BfZj34&feature=related)

[Dewdrops]

Like I told you guys over the phone last week, take my advice. It works all the time.
I see what you got cooking O!
Na he le le!!!!! :lol:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ3xDxcr2rk

[Dewdrops]

Congratulations darling.....Gooooooooooooooooood job!!!
Baby Sienna is here. :hail:
See you guys sooooooooooooooooon!!!

You guys will be so sick of pink.
Even my suitcase is pink
The pictures are lovely......:2love:
One of my sons MUST marry that precious cargo of yours I swear!
Nice talking to you guys today. I am overjoyed!!!
Thank God.....:pray:


I see una handwork for hia O!

Good job.....bad belle and jolosi go plenty I swear....tee hee hee hee hee


http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-478591.0.html



Siena (m) Mr & Mrs Siena's Baby Is Born Today - We're Proud As Punch!
« on: July 13, 2010, 08:22 PM »

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Today, Tuesday 13th July 2010, at 16:14, our baby girl came into this world, albeit 13 days late!

Nairalanders, please wherever you are, give thanks and praises to God, for the safe delivery. I was present all through, and can say it was the most nerve-racking experience ever, but well worth it.

She weighed 7lbs / 13.5 oz, was 49 cm. We have named her Sienna Oghenerukevwe Gbudje. My babies are doing just fine, still in hospital though for routine observation, will both be home on Thursday.

Me waiting, and trying not to look too nervous:



Us 10 minutes after delivery:





Mummy holding Sienna for the first time:





Time to bond with baby! :





Awww! :



Seee correct dude!!! :hail: If you garrrrrrrrrrittt......Flaunt it darling.

Love you guys always babieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!
See ya on Nairaland as usual.......Wey that your iyawo sef? Make I yab am smell.... :rose:

[First-lady]

OMG
The baby don land to complete the equation
I knew my brother Siena was well able
God bless the Delta prince and his princess
wallahi that man is the best catch any woman can get on cyberspace
The coolest man for internet.
I was so impressed by his love story.
I think he was born and bred in England and at some point lived in Nigeria and had a childhood sweetheart that he never forgot
Nairaland babes were falling all over the guy but when it came to marriage what did he do?
The cool dude returned home to marry his one true love
His childhood sweetheart.
I was so emotional.
Love them both to pieces.
If there was ever any cyber friends I wanted to meet face to face ,it would be them.

[First-lady]

At 19:06 hours, my wife and Sienna arrived home. I picked them up from hospital after work today. It was a great feeling to carry my daughter into our home for the first time, and be able to feed her too.

As my wife had CS, I'll be doing most of the things she's accustomed to doing herself, this means cooking, housework etc. She's still keen to do her usual chores, but i'm putting my foot down on this one - she's on holiday for the next few weeks, till I feel she's strong enough to take-over once more. Smiley

Mummy and Baby Sienna are doing fine, in the meantime, with Sienna the centre of attention, and loving it. I'll be taking more pictures as time goes by. Smiley

Thanks for all your well wishes.
http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-478591.0.html

This guy Siena is definitely a keeper.
Even I am falling in love with the dude

[Dewdrops]

In my years of meeting people in THIS WORLD......I have NEVER seen a dude/person like this Siena o! If only you would meet him in person. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!
Come see where disi dude dey live O! (Anywy....na dem get Delta State ke!)Chai!!!

Those Naiaraland babes go don quench taya....!!!:lol:

Glad to have met him.
This boy is sound. Talk about principles? You cannot mess with his mind....he is so honest to a fault.
His yes is his yes and his no is his no....very definite.
Come see im older brodas for that Delta State Nigeria oooooooooooooh....Chineke!!! Some serious hunks!!!Thanks to Nairaland and me of course.......he started dating black women/Nigerian women!!! :lol:

May God continue to bless you SIena...and that your Iyawo is a joy to talk to always so full of life and joy. Una fit each other well-well. Good choice. Very humble and respectful. What a sweetheart!!!


This boy is a keeper!!! :2love:
You have a friend for LIFE in this man......Everything that comes out of his mouth is the truth.
One woman man.....no messing around!!!
Boy he is sooooooooooooo funny.......he he he
This boy sabi gist.
Pidgin English be like Chinese for im mouth......he he he

Una see am???? Wey those old cargo men for this NVS???
See una mate don marry correct Naija babe and now has a PURE Delta queen by his side???

This na man wey don only smell Nigeria like 3 times for im life ooooooh.
I can't even call him a Nigerian....he does not act like Nigerian at all......serious aje butter.
Hard working......Come see im auto shop eh kwah!!!!

This is one person I am soooooooooooooo thrilled to have met in my life.
No regrets at all. :2love:

This to my baby and his brand new family.....To a friend for life!!!!


More babies coming your way Siena! :rose:

[Dewdrops]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLD7HEMsh4k

You babies have come home darling!!!!:rose:

[Dewdrops]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLV4c-QRKn0


Congratulations again and again and again!!! :2love:

[Dewdrops]

Now let me send you guys back home to Warri Delta State with this.....

Abo!
Abo!
Abo!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_81mddxNgg

Urhobo waa do! Yeeeeh!
Eeeeeee? Iyeeeeeeeee!!!

:rose:

OBARO!!!


:hail:

[Dewdrops]

Tee hee hee hee hee

Una still dey for 'injury time'.....

Momma looking goood but can't touch huh.....

Welcome to 'sleepless' nights.....for the next 18 years or more....he he he

You ain't gonna win any argument in that your house anytime soon....with all those "Waffi-Sapele" genes....:lol:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRRkJ95RxIo

Hellooooooooooooo Daddy!!! :lol:

I see "omoge" wan eat all the food wey dey for una house plus im momma bodi finish huh??? The best is yet to come honey. Wait till the Jamaican dudes start throwing stones all over your house and windows in the middle of the night....tee hee hee hee hee

Make you go buy gun ooooooh!!! Judgement day is at hand.....you go learn how to 'platt' hair by force....he he he


LWKMD>>>>>>DEAD!!!

Always goood to talk to you guys I swear!!!:kiss:

Una wan killi me with laff nor be small.....!!!

Like momma like daughter huh?????


Oh boy, Sorry darling......:2love:

[Dewdrops]

he he he he he he...
Dati una pickin sabi shout ooooooh....:lol:

Make una nor dey baff am abeg!!!

he he he....see shout kai!!!!

O lordy! Lordy!

Just keeping your home warm here on NVS.....

Checking up on all ma peeps in dis area...:kiss:

TTYL...:rose:

[Dewdrops]

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-478591.160.html

Chai! Sienna don big ooooh! Chineke!!!



Mwaaaaaaaaaaaah.......!!!!
See as mama belle jussu go down fiam.
Looking gooooooooooood babes!!!! :hail:

Siena baby.....you cannot deny that child.
Thank God una nor born "Nmachi-di-Ebere" Transport ooooooh!

No DNA necessary sweeeries!

Thank God you nor marry one used and abused old cargo.....he he he

:lol:

[Dewdrops]

Abeg make I welcome berra people jare.
Come o!
I see you for down dia o.
You be 'voyeuristic' ex "Looker" or 'Winnie Da Pooh-Pooh" too?

:lol:

How bodi?
Mwaaaaaah:2love: