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Anonymous Villager
Jul 22, 2008, 12:08 AM
How do I cure my NVS addiction? It has gotten so bad that I ignore work. Infact I didn't even pass one exam like that all because of NVS.

BigK see what you have caused!

Is it only me or are there other addicts out there?

Pls lets form an AA (Anonymous Addicts of NVS AAN) to give each other moral support and ultimate cure. Or is there no cure? Am I doomed for life?

Pls share your stories.

:confused1

skindeep
Jul 22, 2008, 12:45 AM
This AV no get work. You probably posted 'I am in like with him". Maybe if you stop posting nonsensical threads you would be able to devote more time to your work. Your problem is deeper than NVS addiction, so I would not waste both our time.


P.S, no one can change anyone, the person has to want to change and want it bad enough.

emj
Jul 22, 2008, 01:01 AM
Pls lets form an AA (Anonymous Addicts of NVS AAN) to give each other moral support and ultimate cure. Or is there no cure? Am I doomed for life?

Hic, hic, hic, hiccups, walahi there is no cure, and if there's any, be rest assured that Big-K has cornered it....dat man self na....hmmm, make i no talk.
I dey with u ojare....someone has to save us from ourself(skindeep dey too serious, she no wan helpy us)...me self bin flunk one important exam laik dat...but sha i bin tell dem da truth say na one person laik dat, even self some people like dat,,...BigK, Shoko, ON(Okey Ndibe), Wayoguy,Abraxas, dose/those BA boycott people...etc etc etc ati bee bee lo bin cast spell on me o....ehen...:twisted::lol::lol::p

Austin
Jul 22, 2008, 01:05 AM
How do I cure my NVS addiction? It has gotten so bad that I ignore work. Infact I didn't even pass one exam like that all because of NVS.

BigK see what you have caused!

Is it only me or are there other addicts out there?

Pls lets form an AA (Anonymous Addicts of NVS AAN) to give each other moral support and ultimate cure. Or is there no cure? Am I doomed for life?

Pls share your stories.

:confused1


Me too. Whenever I turn my PC on, no matter what I have to do, I have to check NVS first. I have to first check/consult with NVS. No mater what I am doing, I have to have an NVS window open. Before I go to bed, I have to quickly check NVS, when I wake up, I think about NVS. Infact,
NVS na wa for you o!:D:D:D:D

skindeep
Jul 22, 2008, 01:07 AM
Houston! I think we have a problem.

Anonymous Villager
Jul 22, 2008, 01:15 AM
What is this one yarning? Abi you are PMsing? Stop going around making accusations without proof!

If anyone has a problem it is YOU! As you can see I am not alone in this predicament and if you had a problem with the thread then why write anything?

You just want to get noticed sha! OK we have seen and heard you move on :arrow:




This AV no get work. You probably posted 'I am in like with him". Maybe if you stop posting nonsensical threads you would be able to devote more time to your work. Your problem is deeper than NVS addiction, so I would not waste both our time.


P.S, no one can change anyone, the person has to want to change and want it bad enough.

VOR
Jul 22, 2008, 01:18 AM
AV1 & Austin

Welcome to the club! When did you people join NVS again?

Take it from old timers like myself and Countess Emj - THERE IS NO CURE!! he he he he :evil: ha ha ha ha :mad: :evil:

skindeep
Jul 22, 2008, 01:19 AM
AV: thanks for catching on to my real issue 'PMsing'. Being noticed though, is far from the truth, but i will take heed to what u said,

moving ooooooooooooooon.

love ya!

Kenn
Jul 22, 2008, 02:47 AM
No, you're not addicted yet..mbanu! See, the way to identify true NVS Addict na when you no dey remember wear your brown bag for head before you jump in here. When you begin to forget brown bag, we go know say you be addict. Right now, you still be NVS Jambite...:lol: So, abeg, go do your resit make you pass; no be NVS make you fail...:wink:

Writer Girl
Jul 22, 2008, 11:16 AM
HAH HAH HAAAAH! Hweke yo! (Waxing Naija Delta)

I am pleased to announced to all addicts of NVS dat there is a cure! I am almost falling off my chair as I post dis cos I almost became a junkie myself! Someone said here that you gatta want out real bad before you can have it, and I agree. So this deliverance is only for such people.

Here's what I did:

(1) I recovered from the near-madness :D to decide that I had to determine my aim of joining NVS. Was it to socialise, to look for business, to stay abreast with happenings back home, or what was it? So, decide now what your aim is.

(2) Dis aim of yours, can't it be accomplished in, say 1 hour a day, or every other day, or choose a realistic time limit.

(3) Decide to keep to this time limit. Make yourself accountable. Ask a trusted loved one (not de kind wey want make you end up for psycha ward o!), to help you keep to this time limit. Try even setting an alarm clock near you. You could take your allowed time all at once, or pieces it small-small.

(4) As you begin to record progress, try even going a day without NVS-ing. Say, Saturday or Sunday, 'cos you want to spend more time with family, or in church, or on some hobby, sh'o get?! If e hard you, stay out all day!

(5) Remind yourself that you are a responsible adult (hopefully!) who has bills to pay, a spouse/kids/family to spend time with, and one's life must be whole, not just spent in a virtual village with people who probably don't really exist! :D

(6) Also remind yourself that too much sitting at the pc/laptop etc could lead to weight gain. I now take a 30 min walk in de evening to shed the NVS-gained weight! You could also do that whenever the itch comes up outside allowed hours.

(7) Decide whether other forums you belong to are worth it too. Cos it's one thing to be addicted to NVS. It's another to be addicted to all the others as well! For me, whenever people invite me to social networks or forums, I treat them as if the devil has asked for my hand in marriage! I wan commot for one madness, dem dey invite me for anoda?! A beg o!

(8) No be evey post you get to reply o! You can ignore some, especially the trouble-making ones. Unsubscribe from threads you have posted to before you sign out, so they don't come looking for trouble in your email inbox. And stay subscribed to only those you could really profit from or be a blessing in. Then decide not to answer any PMs or subscribed intruders until allowed time. And you don't need to contribute every where in the village! But if you must, then draw up a time table eg. Monday: Palava Hut; Tuesday: W2W. Sebi you get?!

(9) You can also join the deliverance queue at VGC! Our prayers worked for me, they can work for you!

Wishing you lasting deliverance,

W.G.

elgaxton
Jul 22, 2008, 02:31 PM
Writer Girl,

All those ones na theory.... I don try am well well e no work.

Wetin me dey always pray na make computer with internet no

dey around me, only cure be that. any other one na temporal as

in once u touch computer come check ur email come see thread

wey pesin reply aaaaaah my sister e no go work o unless ur boss

dey for ya back dey watch u.:)

ISL
Jul 22, 2008, 03:05 PM
Dr ISL sez


Take 2 tablets of "Geturassbacktowork" and call me in the morning

Auspicious
Jul 22, 2008, 03:24 PM
Take it from old timers like myself and Countess Emj - THERE IS NO CURE!! he he he he :evil: ha ha ha ha :mad: :evil:

Gone were those days..

Wey we dey gada unda Baobab Tree

Begin yab all-man (and woman) for Village

Nna wey dat thread sef dey? I wan resusticate am..:D

I know say Emijay go know where 'e dey -

EMIJAY! EMIJAAAY! Abeg come help us find am.

Husseini Omo Auspicious

emj
Jul 22, 2008, 03:35 PM
Gone were those days..

Wey we dey gada unda Baobab Tree

Begin yab all-man (and woman) for Village

Nna wey dat thread sef dey? I wan resusticate am..:D

I know say Emijay go know where 'e dey -

EMIJAY! EMIJAAAY! Abeg come help us find am.

Husseini Omo Auspicious

Wich ones.....hmm... http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/board/jokes-odds/32139-how-gwobe-tear-trouser.html

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/board/jokes-odds/21649-alan-poser.html

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/board/jokes-odds/32172-ki-lon-shele.html

Auspy u owe me 1 Red Goat o...ehen:)

VOR
Jul 22, 2008, 07:34 PM
Hmmm Auspy........those were the days:lol::lol::lol:

Kai, Auspy you and Emj want to "resusticate" wahala. Too many angry serious people on NVS these days jare! Who was it Ebe used to argue with those days kpakpa that oyinbo will be flying everywhere? Emj and myself will take cover at the Yabis section:D



Gone were those days..

Wey we dey gada unda Baobab Tree

Begin yab all-man (and woman) for Village

Nna wey dat thread sef dey? I wan resusticate am..:D

I know say Emijay go know where 'e dey -

EMIJAY! EMIJAAAY! Abeg come help us find am.

Husseini Omo Auspicious

Austin
Jul 22, 2008, 07:49 PM
See me see trouble o, NVS cause problem, NVS church wan cure am,
Na which time man go come free from this NVS sef?
_________________________
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HAH HAH HAAAAH! Hweke yo! (Waxing Naija Delta)

I am pleased to announced to all addicts of NVS dat there is a cure! I am almost falling off my chair as I post dis cos I almost became a junkie myself! Someone said here that you gatta want out real bad before you can have it, and I agree. So this deliverance is only for such people.

Here's what I did:

(1) I recovered from the near-madness :D to decide that I had to determine my aim of joining NVS. Was it to socialise, to look for business, to stay abreast with happenings back home, or what was it? So, decide now what your aim is.

(2) Dis aim of yours, can't it be accomplished in, say 1 hour a day, or every other day, or choose a realistic time limit.

(3) Decide to keep to this time limit. Make yourself accountable. Ask a trusted loved one (not de kind wey want make you end up for psycha ward o!), to help you keep to this time limit. Try even setting an alarm clock near you. You could take your allowed time all at once, or pieces it small-small.

(4) As you begin to record progress, try even going a day without NVS-ing. Say, Saturday or Sunday, 'cos you want to spend more time with family, or in church, or on some hobby, sh'o get?! If e hard you, stay out all day!

(5) Remind yourself that you are a responsible adult (hopefully!) who has bills to pay, a spouse/kids/family to spend time with, and one's life must be whole, not just spent in a virtual village with people who probably don't really exist! :D

(6) Also remind yourself that too much sitting at the pc/laptop etc could lead to weight gain. I now take a 30 min walk in de evening to shed the NVS-gained weight! You could also do that whenever the itch comes up outside allowed hours.

(7) Decide whether other forums you belong to are worth it too. Cos it's one thing to be addicted to NVS. It's another to be addicted to all the others as well! For me, whenever people invite me to social networks or forums, I treat them as if the devil has asked for my hand in marriage! I wan commot for one madness, dem dey invite me for anoda?! A beg o!

(8) No be evey post you get to reply o! You can ignore some, especially the trouble-making ones. Unsubscribe from threads you have posted to before you sign out, so they don't come looking for trouble in your email inbox. And stay subscribed to only those you could really profit from or be a blessing in. Then decide not to answer any PMs or subscribed intruders until allowed time. And you don't need to contribute every where in the village! But if you must, then draw up a time table eg. Monday: Palava Hut; Tuesday: W2W. Sebi you get?!

(9) You can also join the deliverance queue at VGC! Our prayers worked for me, they can work for you!

Wishing you lasting deliverance,

W.G.

Soul Sista
Jul 22, 2008, 08:18 PM
It is called keeping it in the family, Austin.


See me see trouble o, NVS cause problem, NVS church wan cure am,
Na which time man go come free from this NVS sef?
_________________________
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Pooky
Jul 22, 2008, 09:02 PM
I am a recovering addict. I restrict the amount of time I spend. I visit the board daily, but I limit my time on it. I don't get involved too much in the threads. My only real weakness is the "Book Thread". I am a book addict. I guess there could be worse things.

This is the only non African American site I visit on the regular. I have been around since the NigeriaWorld.com. I have not visited that site in ages. It rarely enters my mind.

Miliki Way
Jul 22, 2008, 09:58 PM
Ahem! My name is Miliki Way and I am a NVS addict. My addiction started from waaayyyyy back, way before many of you here were born. Way before Radicat became Shoko or Risi became Arizindo. Way before Jibsy could barely utter nary a sound without telling us how busy he is. I was an addict when Auspy first started scribbling with bold italicized fonts and watched him graduate magna cum laude in web trolling. Yes, way before DW started chasing every skirt in sight or before Soul Sista was 'reluctantly' yanked out of her shells to commit to a diary, or even before Uncle Sam started sucking boobs. Yes o, even way before Nobiorah initially turned into a panther (a black one for that matter) only to finally emerge as the king of the jungle, thereby causing enough commotion to scare PopGee into oblivion.

Anyway, I am still working at my addiction day by day and the first important thing that I've found to work for me is staying away from topics that involves complaining about anything to do with Nigeria. Na proper miliki na im I dey now, so no shaking. I hope it works for you too.

Auspicious
Jul 22, 2008, 10:26 PM
watched him graduate magna cum laude in web trolling..

Awww, Miliki took us on a journey Way back..

Back when Auspicious, on a journey through the Forest a Thousand Demons called the Internet, stumbled over one of the scattered roots of a Baobacious Tree called Google and fell head-first into a deep, carvenous Gorge called The Nigeria Village Square - and on, and on and on, he fell, until he landed with a hard bump at the very bottom to discover there was a party Deep Under!

Back when he ran back and forth the Village like a Kid let loose at the local Amusement Park, getting giddy with the excitement of Soul Sista Diaries and other stuff like some Gwobentashious Grammer. Back in the Era of the Ipheys, Ogadimas and Tatsies' of the Anonimous Family, when all was Sunny in the Ogbonge Village of No Regrets. (Well, it still is sunny in the Village!)

Back when poor Auspy used to get pummelled sick by some Villagers, eh, and he used to whine like a "Love-Sick"(:rolleyes:) Puppy under vicious threat and abuse, until n'gbati won wa ko l'oro (until when the bullying made him something else), and he learnt to defend himself in the harsh jungle that NVS can often be..

Awww..how time flies! Well this is one addiction I am KPA-KPA-STILL-YET-LOVING!

AWAY WITH THE CURE! :p

Husseini Omo Locquacious Omo Auspicious.

Tola Odejayi
Jul 22, 2008, 11:01 PM
Ahem! My name is Miliki Way and I am a NVS addict. My addiction started from waaayyyyy back, way before many of you here were born. Way before Radicat became Shoko or Risi became Arizindo. Way before Jibsy could barely utter nary a sound without telling us how busy he is. I was an addict when Auspy first started scribbling with bold italicized fonts and watched him graduate magna cum laude in web trolling. Yes, way before DW started chasing every skirt in sight or before Soul Sista was 'reluctantly' yanked out of her shells to commit to a diary, or even before Uncle Sam started sucking boobs. Yes o, even way before Nobiorah initially turned into a panther (a black one for that matter) only to finally emerge as the king of the jungle, thereby causing enough commotion to scare PopGee into oblivion.

Anyway, I am still working at my addiction day by day and the first important thing that I've found to work for me is staying away from topics that involves complaining about anything to do with Nigeria. Na proper miliki na im I dey now, so no shaking. I hope it works for you too.

Good grief!!!

If you can remember those names, you really must hold the record for lurking on NVS... :eek: :eek: :eek:

emj
Jul 22, 2008, 11:04 PM
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:..
1. I'm the head of the family, so call me the president..
2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. ..
3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People...
4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working class...
5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. "Now think about that and see if it makes sense."



So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So, the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.



The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad I think I understand the concept of politics now:



The father says "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about. "


The little boy replies, "The president is screwing the working class, while the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the Future is in deep ".

And dat's the end of my story for today.........i rise.......courrrrttttttt:)

PS>>>>>The only way out is to be addicted to sumething...and dat's...........NVS...VQAS:cool:

Wey my snuff..na who palm my snuff...chei.....

Soul Sista
Jul 22, 2008, 11:05 PM
So how were you able to indulge for so long without the bulge? Do tell!



Ahem! My name is Miliki Way and I am a NVS addict. My addiction started from waaayyyyy back, way before many of you here were born. Way before Radicat became Shoko or Risi became Arizindo. Way before Jibsy could barely utter nary a sound without telling us how busy he is. I was an addict when Auspy first started scribbling with bold italicized fonts and watched him graduate magna cum laude in web trolling. Yes, way before DW started chasing every skirt in sight or before Soul Sista was 'reluctantly' yanked out of her shells to commit to a diary, or even before Uncle Sam started sucking boobs. Yes o, even way before Nobiorah initially turned into a panther (a black one for that matter) only to finally emerge as the king of the jungle, thereby causing enough commotion to scare PopGee into oblivion.

Anyway, I am still working at my addiction day by day and the first important thing that I've found to work for me is staying away from topics that involves complaining about anything to do with Nigeria. Na proper miliki na im I dey now, so no shaking. I hope it works for you too.

depirate
Jul 22, 2008, 11:32 PM
me sef raise my hand talk say i follow, i bin don dey jark una tey tey before me sef talk say a go follow dey yarn my own and na so a no fit enter explorer may a no begin type www.nigeriavillagesquare.com even if na research i come do (i go just minimise NVS dey look am from time to time), i wish say i fit talk say na NVS make me fail my exam but no be today wey man pickin begin do resit.

make una wey wan cure una sefs dey continue make we wey happy continue dey live for awa denial.

Peace to you all out there

Miliki Way
Jul 22, 2008, 11:36 PM
So how were you able to indulge for so long without the bulge? Do tell!

Na God's grace o, my sister.
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_________________________

me sef raise my hand talk say i follow, i bin don dey jark una tey tey before me sef talk say a go follow dey yarn my own and na a n o fit enter explorer may a no begin type www.nigeriavillagesquare.com even if na research i come do (i go just minimise NVS dey look am from time to time), i wish say i fit talk say na NVS make me fail my exam but no be today wey man pickin begin do resit.

make una wey wan cure una sefs dey continue make we wey happy continue dey live for awa denial.

Peace to you all out there

Bros mi, ya pidgin no done at all. You sure say you no go resit the pidgin test so.

Austin
Jul 22, 2008, 11:47 PM
And dat's the end of my story for today.........i rise.......courrrrttttttt:)

PS>>>>>The only way out is to be addicted to sumething...and dat's...........NVS...VQAS:cool:

Wey my snuff..na who palm my snuff...chei.....

Emj No disapoint me o, abeg, you must finish your story. Rise for where!
So, "the people is in deeep...." (what?):rolleyes:

emj
Jul 23, 2008, 12:02 AM
Emj No disapoint me o, abeg, you must finish your story. Rise for where!
So, "the people is in deeep...." (what?):rolleyes:

No way out you are in Deep..S.H.I.T...deep end of da pool se u gat/get:lol:


PS>>.....but then wan guru wey dey for...hmmm said that he has da cure:_
1. Get Big k....some strands of his hair, from any part of his body b4 the New Moon.
2. Shoko's Pony-Tail......u need the secret behind why he keeps it.
3. This one hard small...there's a certain secret ingredient that can only be gotten from NEOP.....locate him and i will tell you.
4.....gather all the above, and we will tell u wat to do with them.

VOR
Jul 23, 2008, 12:29 AM
Back when poor Auspy used to get pummelled sick by some Villagers


I remember Myhotbrain! ha ha ha, oh my lawdy! where is he now kpa kpa?


Countess - you are bad :D

emj
Jul 23, 2008, 12:39 AM
I remember Myhotbrain! ha ha ha, oh my lawdy! where is he now kpa kpa?


Countess - you are bad :D


MyHotBrain is in our midst o...he has turned to paramole....Chame.....:twisted::p


PS>>>..remember that after the Kite of TT nose-dived..DOA...dem legs begin shake....and they had no choice but to chill...hmm those wia sume/da days:arrow:

VOR
Jul 23, 2008, 01:06 AM
PS>>>..remember that after the Kite of TT nose-dived..DOA...dem legs begin shake....and they had no choice but to chill...hmm those wia sume/da days

Niger05, ILN, Jonaten oh my goodness, its all coming back! :D.

depirate
Jul 23, 2008, 01:20 AM
Bros mi, ya pidgin no done at all. You sure say you no go resit the pidgin test so.

ol boy e don tey wey man don rite broken, but that resit go hard - na wafi, PH, lagos or middle belt pidgin them go set? me i don live for wafi (Effurun) before o!

Auspicious
Jul 23, 2008, 03:35 AM
I remember Myhotbrain! ha ha ha, oh my lawdy! where is he now kpa kpa?

He's gotten a government appointment in Abuja, maybe..

Hussein L. Auspicious.
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Wich ones.....hmm... http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/board/jokes-odds/32139-how-gwobe-tear-trouser.html

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/board/jokes-odds/21649-alan-poser.html

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/board/jokes-odds/32172-ki-lon-shele.html

Auspy u owe me 1 Red Goat o...ehen:)

Wow - WOOOOOOOW!

Behold the Fraudulent Yoruba Translator:

Gone were those days - Ibon l'aye ojo wonyen! --He said(!)--> GUN were those days...

When during the Colonial Era - L'aye Igba ogun Ekolo and Eera --He said(!)--> During the War of the Ekolo (Earthworm) and the Eera (Ants)..

The People used to be selfish to the Government - Awon Oniyan maa n ta Eja fun Ijoba pupo --He said(!)--> The people used to sell fish to the government a lot..

But shortly after the Colonial Era - Sugbon kete le'hin Ogun Ekolo ati Eera --He said(!)--> Shortly after the War of the Earthworms and the Ants..

The people were no more selfish to the government - Awon Oniyan o si ta Eja fun Ijoba mo - He said(!)--> The people didn't sell fish to the Government anymore.

Henceforth - Adiye Ja --He said--> Chickens/Hen Fought..

There was peace in the Land - Irele wa j'oba ni Ilu --He said--> There was Peace in the Land.

(Yeah, he got that one right)--

But for real, GONE WERE THOSE DAYS!

Zenk You, EMJ, for the memory upgrade! :)

L. Hussein Auspicious.

Austin
Jul 23, 2008, 08:37 AM
No way out you are in Deep..S.H.I.T...deep end of da pool se u gat/get:lol:


PS>>.....but then wan guru wey dey for...hmmm said that he has da cure:_
1. Get Big k....some strands of his hair, from any part of his body b4 the New Moon.
2. Shoko's Pony-Tail......u need the secret behind why he keeps it.
3. This one hard small...there's a certain secret ingredient that can only be gotten from NEOP.....locate him and i will tell you.
4.....gather all the above, and we will tell u wat to do with them.

My able mamalawo,
I no mean to offend you o,
But me no think say ya offer go work o
See,
I don fast!
I don pray - even together with some ogbonge prayer warriors!!
I don send word to the polygamous babalawo wey dey my neighbourhood for naija make him helep me perform etutu (ritual)
I don even try Hypnotism, Yoga, acupuncture et cetera.
All na lie.
Even sef, I don try perform ablution, before I turn on my computer. I think say a go fit wash away the past addiction so that my fingers will then be born again,
But no way, nothing no work for this NVS palava o.

Anyway, b4 I try you, wetin you wan take do collateral for in case you fail?
You get insurance?:biggrin:

emj
Jul 23, 2008, 05:52 PM
But no way, nothing no work for this NVS palava o.

Anyway, b4 I try you, wetin you wan take do collateral for in case you fail?
You get insurance?:biggrin:

Ki baati, never fails walahi......insurance...hmm, african Insurance:twisted::p

Anonymous Villager
Jul 23, 2008, 09:17 PM
I Successfully cured my addiction. You too can. Konzult me on steps to cure yours !

sandylomo
Jul 23, 2008, 11:22 PM
Yeah right!....... and you are still here writing away with that ridiculous bag on your head. Cure Koo, eradicate nii

VOR
Jul 23, 2008, 11:46 PM
He's gotten a government appointment in Abuja, maybe..

Really? But Duke did not win now and Obj lost his third term bid.

AV. How do we konsult you when you have a bag on your head? :confused:

Writer Girl
Jul 24, 2008, 12:45 AM
The only time wey your addiction no get cure na when you no want cure! Going NVS cold-turkey no dey pain for body. Get someone twice your size to slap you real good, eveytime you look in the direction of your computer! And don't step into a cyber cafe either, or browse on your mobile fone. In fact, go and stay in a very rural village till the cold turkey is over.

If all else fails, accept the fact that you love being an NVS junkie. Get ready to fail more exams, get sacked from more jobs, have your family walk out the door while you tap away in frenzied mode at people WHO DON'T REALLY EXIST!

And remember, all NVS junkies have their part in the ETERNAL DUMPSTER!

---------------------------
Hope that scared you back to your senses!

Eye_Catcher
Jul 24, 2008, 11:41 PM
Seriously, I am cured of my addiction. "Konzult" me. No brown bags this time.

Writer Girl
Jul 26, 2008, 08:51 PM
Seriously, I am cured of my addiction. "Konzult" me. No brown bags this time.

Glad to hear of one recovery. I knew it was possible! :D

Eye_Catcher
Jul 28, 2008, 04:18 AM
Glad to hear of one recovery. I knew it was possible! :D

And now you're seriously being mischievious. Are you really thinking what I'm thinking ?

Abraxas
Jul 28, 2008, 07:12 AM
Glad to hear of one recovery. I knew it was possible! :D

Hi, Writer Girl!

I beg yoo, jo, helep us axe Eye_Catcher how wey 'e manage take recover.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

lizmoses
Jul 28, 2008, 11:07 AM
How do I cure my NVS addiction? It has gotten so bad that I ignore work. Infact I didn't even pass one exam like that all because of NVS.

AV,

I feel you o!

All I can say for now is be careful for nothing. You may not understand dis much for now but I hope I'll have the time to shed more light on it.

I pray for grace for you.

Liz