Naijas – Wado oo; Coyo oo; Egbate oo; Uno oo; E-kaasan oo… Wazobia oo

[Hazard]

I hail all Naijas and ogbonge people of NVS. I duff my cap for all the Princess, babas mamas, headmasters and chiefs them for the village.

I de pass my own jejeje for yahoo, na hin I come see the village. Man be think say na kegites them de step down and de communicado.

To my greatest surprise, it turned to be a network of intellects and proven naijas in the country and in Diaspora. Since then, I have become addicted to NVS.

I belle full for the following raps: Mum denies Dad sex, Where is Palamedes, Pidgin English Dictionary, 5 surprising symptoms of infidelity. The yarnings too many.

For sake of this, I give 5 gboza… aaaa …………………………………………
Ø Make una continue to yab them,
Ø Make una expose all the yeye Government Magic.
Ø Make una expose all the wayo wayo Oyinbo people them
Ø Make una expose all those Catholic more than the Pope them
Ø Make una kpokpo all the (419ers) Yahooze people them

Once again una doh ooooooo

[emj]

Hazard, bia na wia u dey now.....anywaz, welcome to the square...sorry there was no one around to welcome u....did u sneak into the village under the cover of the night abi, how did u evade detection...se no be say lagbaja don borrow u the egbe...teleporter wey hin dey use once a while.


Anywaz, enjoy ya stay in the square....do not forget to remember not to forget to navigate through the village without any unusual incident.......govern yourself properly o...ehen:eek::p

[Dimaanu]

***Make I wear face mask first.:idea::eek:

Ehen! Mr. Hazard, welcome to the square.:)
Please cooperate fully with our guys in the Hazardous Materials Regulation arm of the Village Homeland Security Department.

Your Visa interview will commence thereafter.

Relax and enjoy yourself.


Dimaanu

[No Smoking]

Na real sneak in Hazard been do. Welcome O. 'E nearly reach two long months wey yu show face. No vex, na awa good weather, plus all da picnics, wey make we no see yu.

But sef, who go see Hazard for road, go greet am... :rolleyes:

[elgaxton]

Hazard Bobo!

How dey?

Welcome to NVS :)

Sorry we dint attend to u immediately u posted this trade....members of VTTwere on well deserved compulsory leave.

So the body dey now? abeg make u come out come finish ur intro so that u go collect ya visa fiam fiam...

Hoping to see you soon

elgaxton
Director, Village Homeland security

[calist]

Hazard

Villager without visa lol

Its all good, now that we are here, below are your interview questions

a) What do you do for a living?
b) What part of Africa are you based
c) What are your hobbies
d) As a villager hope you will partake of the exposing, kpokpoing etc

Do respond truthfully

All the best

Calist
In coming Chief of Staff

[Hazard]

***Make I wear face mask first.:idea::eek:

Ehen! Mr. Hazard, welcome to the square.:)
Please cooperate fully with our guys in the Hazardous Materials Regulation arm of the Village Homeland Security Department.

Your Visa interview will commence thereafter.

Relax and enjoy yourself.


Dimaanu

Eh eee, de Sist,
You de that department, Ok, I go supply unu all the AK 47 wey unu go take face Aso Rock and give unu safety gadget like helmet, lifejacket, akpolla etc
You sabi say to face guve-ment and all the bad bad people dem, no bi power O!.
Take a cue from Adams Oshiomole's struggle to Power

[Hazard]

Na real sneak in Hazard been do. Welcome O. 'E nearly reach two long months wey yu show face. No vex, na awa good weather, plus all da picnics, wey make we no see yu.

But sef, who go see Hazard for road, go greet am... :rolleyes:

Bros No Smoking,
We have something in common O! u go know soon.
Anyway, wey I enter the lunge, I come see emj, elgaxton, Dimaanu and emmm wey im name own Oooo, Double Wahala. Body come phone me say make I arrange myself.

For 2months na im I clear go evening school

You can see now that my grammar is academically and sycholo-socially arranged

[emj]

Bros No Smoking,
We have something in common O! u go know soon.
Anyway, wey I enter the lunge, I come see emj, elgaxton, Dimaanu and emmm wey im name own Oooo, Double Wahala. Body come phone me say make I arrange myself.

For 2months na im I clear go evening school

You can see now that my grammar is academically and sycholo-socially arranged

Haa...dis is very harzardous to our health o....dis wan wey u don go evening school come back...se u no go come add Prof, MBA Cantab for ya name so?:twisted::lol:

PS>>>...U are yet to answer/respond to the questions posed...see Calist's post namber 6..thanks:)

[Hazard]

Hazard

Villager without visa lol

Its all good, now that we are here, below are your interview questions

a) What do you do for a living?
b) What part of Africa are you based
c) What are your hobbies
d) As a villager hope you will partake of the exposing, kpokpoing etc

Do respond truthfully

All the best

Calist
In coming Chief of Staff
Sissy Calist, I hail O!

I for no yarn for dis ya question O!. Bicos I for fit arrange de visa I use am williwilli pass de gate. But NVS; No, I de loyal sharp sharp.

I will answer the questions as truthful as I can

1. An Engineer by profession, an Industrial Farmer by PP (if Power Holding agrees), a Justice and Equity Fighter by calling and by prophesy – a liberator of Mankind from the Filthy Lucre of Churchianity.

2. Iam from Igbukurusu – the land that flows with milk and horney

3. Very good in indoor games especially Chess and Scrabble including steady eating of Tarpioca and dry fish

4. Haba, that is why I seek to join NVS – network of egg-heads replete with all the spheres of life