All Protocols Observed

[Kurunmi]

All protocols observed! Please forgive my sweaty face and dirty feet, I came by foot from The Villa where I went to apply for a job. I got there at 4.06pm and I was told to return on Monday as Musa was already sleeping.Greetings!!!

[Bode_Boluz]

Haa haa!!! Welcome there Mate. Have a Great time here with Happy Spirited Community Folks. I and others look forward to your continued fellowship here.

[calist]

Kurunmi, you are welcome to NVS our village of origin. :biggrin:

Sorry about your ordeal in the other village. From all indications you must have noticed there is a great difference between our village and that other you were coming from.

Since you are here now, the under listed below, are your visa interview questions, so that the elders and fellow villagers will get to know you better. Endeavour to respond to them as truthfully and promptly as possible.

a) Explain your moniker “Kurunmi”?
b) What do you do for a living?
c) What are your hobbies?
d) How did you get to know for NVS?
e) In one word how would you describe yourself?
f) The death of and elder is like a burning library true or false?
g) Provide 5 reasons for (f)

All the best in your responses as I urge you to provide with the very best of your ability the elders’ partikolas in the second phase of your interview process. :biggrin:

Remember to be patience and tolerant in your discuss.

Calist
Chief Visa Review Officer

[Dimaanu]

All protocols observed! Please forgive my sweaty face and dirty feet, I came by foot from The Villa where I went to apply for a job. I got there at 4.06pm and I was told to return on Monday as Musa was already sleeping.Greetings!!!


Kurumi,

Today is Monday, abi?.... have you decided to stay here or go back to the Villa?

Oya, answer Ms. Calist Visa Interview questions.

Welcome to NVS!:)


Dimaanu
AG

[Myne Whitman]

Kurumi,

You mean Musa was already sleeping by 4.06pm? Well, one can only guess what goes on at the villa nawadays. The old misguided go getter goes and we get a young unguided sleeper..hmmm

Anyway you are welcome to the village square. Here, we operate round the clock...24 hour shift service..see you around...

[Ranter]

Oga kurumi,

Are you a prince from Kuru Via jos?

Welcome to the village square, the only true Nigeria Democratic forum.

[Kurunmi]

E be like say the Female elders here get temper but I will tell dem dat I am yet to see a female warrior amongs them.

a, My name is Kurunmi not Moniker. Kurunmi was a great warrior and leader of the Ijaye who defeated the Oyo people repeatedly at war before he died in 1861.
b, I am a businessman by profession.
c, Reading,playing chess,squash and cricket and gaping at beautiful women
d, Stumbled on it online during one of my treks
e, Wonderful!
f, True.
g, 1,My father died just as we were starting to be close but before he told me his"runs". Those runs were many and could have filled a library!
2, If OBJ die today we no need to burn am to know say the library wen Gito dey build na OBJ library no be Presedential wen get am.
3, I neva reach elder so if I die today no library burn.
4, Elders get word for mouth and wisdom for head.
5, Elder dey live long.

Moniker no do, you call me Patience join?

My name is Kurunmi.



Kurunmi, you are welcome to NVS our village of origin. :biggrin:

Sorry about your ordeal in the other village. From all indications you must have noticed there is a great difference between our village and that other you were coming from.

Since you are here now, the under listed below, are your visa interview questions, so that the elders and fellow villagers will get to know you better. Endeavour to respond to them as truthfully and promptly as possible.

a) Explain your moniker “Kurunmi”?
b) What do you do for a living?
c) What are your hobbies?
d) How did you get to know for NVS?
e) In one word how would you describe yourself?
f) The death of and elder is like a burning library true or false?
g) Provide 5 reasons for (f)

All the best in your responses as I urge you to provide with the very best of your ability the elders’ partikolas in the second phase of your interview process. :biggrin:

Remember to be patience and tolerant in your discuss.

Calist
Chief Visa Review Officer

[Kurunmi]

My sister!

Dem say doctors 4 obodo oyibo say make im take am easy. U fit hear im snore 4 gate from about 4.15 pm. Dat na why Senate don dey investigate power contracts, if dem live am for the man , d man no go declare the "power emergency" as e promise. How far wen e don dey sleep by the time we go need to put on light sef.

Thank u for the hailings oh jare! I greet u and your household!


Kurumi,

You mean Musa was already sleeping by 4.06pm? Well, one can only guess what goes on at the villa nawadays. The old misguided go getter goes and we get a young unguided sleeper..hmmm

Anyway you are welcome to the village square. Here, we operate round the clock...24 hour shift service..see you around...

[Kurunmi]

Y shd I go back wen it would already be 5 pm by the time I get to the Villa.

But Y you dey face me with your back as u dey ask me question?

Abi na so women dey behave here?



Kurumi,

Today is Monday, abi?.... have you decided to stay here or go back to the Villa?

Oya, answer Ms. Calist Visa Interview questions.

Welcome to NVS!:)


Dimaanu
AG

[Abraxas]

Hi, Kurumi!

EXTENDED SHOPPING VISA APPROVED.



Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Welcomer-in-Chief & Village High Commissioner.

[Kurunmi]

Many thanks!

Long Live NVS!!!!




Hi, Kurumi!

EXTENDED SHOPPING VISA APPROVED.



Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Welcomer-in-Chief & Village High Commissioner.