New Villager

[Jucihart]

Hello all, its nice joining the village square after such long delay.
Obianuju is my name.

[elgaxton]

jucihart@yahoo.com!

You are welcome to our village!

werin u carry come for us

So tell me, Ur name is Obianuju and Ur Handle = jucihart@yahoo.com

Why?

abi u be Yahooze?

Welcome!

Elgaxton
Vilage Homeland Security

[calist]

Hello all, its nice joining the village square after such long delay.
Obianuju is my name.

Hello Obianuju,

You are most welcome to NVS :biggrin:

How are you? I love your name. So tell us what type of "Uju” did you meet in your family?

Take time out to window shop round the village square as a member of the Interrogation office would be with you shortly. Do not forget to respond to the questions as truthfully as possible.

Do have a pleasant stay.

Calist
Chief Visa Review Officer
NVS

[calist]

I hope you enjoyed your visit round the village? Here are your visa interview questions. Do give it your very best. :biggrin:

a) What type of work do you do, if student what course are you studing?
b) What are your hobbies?
c) In your opinion, why do people hug one another?
d) How do you intend to contribute to the betterment of we village?
e) Rate your level of awa working/official language pidgin?
f) The day an elder dies is better than the day he is shamed? True or false
g) Provide 5 reasons for (f)

Also expect questions from other villager, as your prompt response will facilitate the immediate procurement of your visa in this village.

Finally no forget to remember provide with the best of your ability, all the required items for your welcoming in ceremony. Dat one dey highly necessary oh! :biggrin:

I look forward to reading your responses and meeting you more on the square.

Good luck

Calist
Chief Visa Review Officer

[Eye_Catcher]

Una no well, Una wicked no be small.

[calist]

Una no well, Una wicked no be small.

What manner of arrant nonsense beholds my sight this morning? :eek:

Where are the interrogatory staffs of VTT? Sandylomo, Gentle Angle, Fishinportwatersidepikin. Does it mean that non of you have seen nor have an idea that a jjc now turned villager have not only in saluted the authorities of this complex but have also poured sand sand in the garri of the jjc who started this thread? :surprised:mad:

Eye-catcher/ Oloju araba :razz: (respect emj) what do you mean by “Una no well Una wicked no be small”? You are expected to provide 10 reasons for the above as well as publish a two pages apology in any national dailies of awa choice. You may wish to seek clarifications from Lizmoses. :wink:

After which you will obtain the list of items required to appease the elders and honorable member of the VTT complex from the AG. Dimaanu. Until then, you are here by ordered to the O/C village security for immediate medullar oblongata, reasoning and comprehension quarantine. :p:D

Calist
CVRO

[Eye_Catcher]

What manner of arrant nonsense beholds my sight this morning? :eek:

Where are the interrogatory staffs of VTT? Sandylomo, Gentle Angle, Fishinportwatersidepikin. Does it mean that non of you have seen nor have an idea that a jjc now turned villager have not only in saluted the authorities of this complex but have also poured sand sand in the garri of the jjc who started this thread? :surprised:mad:

Eye-catcher/ Oloju araba :razz: (respect emj) what do you mean by “Una no well Una wicked no be small”? You are expected to provide 10 reasons for the above as well as publish a two pages apology in any national dailies of awa choice. You may wish to seek clarifications from Lizmoses. :wink:

After which you will obtain the list of items required to appease the elders and honorable member of the VTT complex from the AG. Dimaanu. Until then, you are here by ordered to the O/C village security for immediate medullar oblongata, reasoning and comprehension quarantine. :p:D

Calist
CVRO


Ewoo!!! Am I in trouble now or what? I think my fingers just sent a message to the wrong thread. This surely makes me wanna pee "Hot Pee".

Abeg, My Elders and Eldresses, my knees are on the ground and my hands are raised up "a la apologetic mode" ! How shall I atone my deeds before it becomes an issue of perseveration.

[calist]

Ewoo!!! Am I in trouble now or what? I think my fingers just sent a message to the wrong thread. This surely makes me wanna pee "Hot Pee".

Abeg, My Elders and Eldresses, my knees are on the ground and my hands are raised up "a la apologetic mode" ! How shall I atone my deeds before it becomes an issue of perseveration.

Simply follow the instructions in my post #6 and ensure to seek the advice of the person(s) indicated.

May be after these exercise, your fingers will apply caution. :D

Calist
CVRO

[Eye_Catcher]

Simply follow the instructions in my post #6 and ensure to seek the advice of the person(s) indicated.

May be after these exercise, your fingers will apply caution. :D

Calist
CVRO

Able CVRO, Lizmoses has gone missing. I guess I have to wait for the tide of the Valentine season to be over to receive further instructions from her. Until then, may I be allowed to show face on a temporary basis.:D:D:D:D

[Abraxas]

You are expected to provide 10 reasons for the above as well as publish a two pages apology in any national dailies of awa choice. You may wish to seek clarifications from Lizmoses.

After which you will obtain the list of items required to appease the elders and honorable member of the VTT complex from the AG. Dimaanu. Until then, you are here by ordered to the O/C village security for immediate medullar oblongata, reasoning and comprehension quarantine.


Able CVRO, Lizmoses has gone missing. I guess I have to wait for the tide of the Valentine season to be over to receive further instructions from her. Until then, may I be allowed to show face on a temporary basis.:D:D:D:D


Hi, Eye_Catcher (JJC)!

Truly, truly, yoo really sabi attract attention to yaself, no be small. Simple instructshon wey dem give yoo, yoo make am comkpliquated, just like dat.

Make I tell yoo, {enhe-e-e-n?}: If to sey yoo do de way wey yoo do for Village Twin Towers, for Eleke Cressent wey dey for Vee High, {enhen?}, dat is to say, yoo talk to a WHOLE Chief Visa Review Officer de way yoo been do for our embassy, {enhen?}, dem for tell MOPOL make 'e bulala yoo well-well, take red biro write for capital letter for ya passport: VISA DENIED. After dat, dem for shred ya application form, ban yoo from seeing dem for de next ten (10) years!

So, dia4, make I sorry yoo give yoo de expo:

Ms. Calist (CVRO) been say sey, JJC Admission Matters Bureau talk say, Village High Commission say, make yoo:

(1) Give ten (10) good reasons why yoo been dey talk the kind arrant nonsense wey yoo been talk.

(2) Publish a 2-page apology in any national dailies of awa choice.

(3) Axe Lizmoses make 'e tell yoo how 'ihm been write 'ihm own apology, so dat yoo go fit copy 'ihm style and ideas, without Villagers seeing you begging for forgiveness and assistance. Although, me, I no t'ink sey 'e necessary to axe Lizmoses, sha-o.

(4) After yoo finish with de 10 good reasons, plus tender de apology, {enhen}, make yoo apply to de Adviser General (JJCAMB), Ms. Dimaanu, make 'e give yoo de authentic list of extraordinary partykolas, required by due process, for effective damage control, and related exigencies of our diplomatic duties, obligations, and protocol.

Meanwhile the embassy security services provider, the Village Homeland Security Department, has been instructed by the Village High Commission (through its Chief Visa Review Officer, Ms. Calist), to place YOU on effective reasoning and comprehension quarantine, including general brain laundering, until YOU comply.

Please comply.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

[Eye_Catcher]

Hi, Eye_Catcher (JJC)!

Truly, truly, yoo really sabi attract attention to yaself, no be small. Simple instructshon wey dem give yoo, yoo make am comkpliquated, just like dat.

Make I tell yoo, {enhe-e-e-n?}: If to sey yoo do de way wey yoo do for Village Twin Towers, for Eleke Cressent wey dey for Vee High, {enhen?}, dat is to say, yoo talk to a WHOLE Chief Visa Review Officer de way yoo been do for our embassy, {enhen?}, dem for tell MOPOL make 'e bulala yoo well-well, take red biro write for capital letter for ya passport: VISA DENIED. After dat, dem for shred ya application form, ban yoo from seeing dem for de next ten (10) years!

So, dia4, make I sorry yoo give yoo de expo:

Ms. Calist (CVRO) been say sey, JJC Admission Matters Bureau talk say, Village High Commission say, make yoo:

(1) Give ten (10) good reasons why yoo been dey talk the kind arrant nonsense wey yoo been talk.

(2) Publish a 2-page apology in any national dailies of awa choice.

(3) Axe Lizmoses make 'e tell yoo how 'ihm been write 'ihm own apology, so dat yoo go fit copy 'ihm style and ideas, without Villagers seeing you begging for forgiveness and assistance. Although, me, I no t'ink sey 'e necessary to axe Lizmoses, sha-o.

(4) After yoo finish with de 10 good reasons, plus tender de apology, {enhen}, make yoo apply to de Adviser General (JJCAMB), Ms. Dimaanu, make 'e give yoo de authentic list of extraordinary partykolas, required by due process, for effective damage control, and related exigencies of our diplomatic duties, obligations, and protocol.

Meanwhile the embassy security services provider, the Village Homeland Security Department, has been instructed by the Village High Commission (through its Chief Visa Review Officer, Ms. Calist), to place YOU on effective reasoning and comprehension quarantine, including general brain laundering, until YOU comply.

Please comply.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)


I am still waiting for more instructions. The grammar for this your post has made it more "impossicant" for "moi" to understand. You have only ended up complicating this simple order as I no fit understand the language wey u dey speak here. Anyhow, I still dey wait for Lizmoses to direct me. abi una say make I go ahead and this my own way again?:cry:

[lizmoses]

Una no well, Una wicked no be small.

Oh nooooooooooo!!!

Eye Catcher! Eye Catcheer!! Eye Catcheeeer!!! How many times I call you?

Why? What made you utter this kain statement to the Village Elders and Immigration Officials?

Abeg, meet me at the cafe by the VTT Junction at 16.00hrs, we'll discuss this and seek avenues to appease the elders.

[Eye_Catcher]

Oh nooooooooooo!!!

Eye Catcher! Eye Catcheer!! Eye Catcheeeer!!! How many times I call you?

Why? What made you utter this kain statement to the Village Elders and Immigration Officials?

Abeg, meet me at the cafe by the VTT Junction at 16.00hrs, we'll discuss this and seek avenues to appease the elders.

I shall HUMBLY, comply in a timely manner. 16.00 it is!

[calist]

Oh nooooooooooo!!!

Eye Catcher! Eye Catcheer!! Eye Catcheeeer!!! How many times I call you?

Why? What made you utter this kain statement to the Village Elders and Immigration Officials?

Abeg, meet me at the cafe by the VTT Junction at 16.00hrs, we'll discuss this and seek avenues to appease the elders.

@Lizmoses,

Also remember to tell her in the language she understands that there are other Due Processes awaiting her attention. You can find out more on that, in my earlier post or as translated by the Don Abraxas.

[elgaxton]

I am still waiting for more instructions. The grammar for this your post has made it more "impossicant" for "moi" to understand. You have only ended up complicating this simple order as I no fit understand the language wey u dey speak here. Anyhow, I still dey wait for Lizmoses to direct me. abi una say make I go ahead and this my own way again?


I shall HUMBLY, comply in a timely manner. 16.00 it is!

Where that pikin eh?

U get mind well well o, so u truly wan catch our eye eh?

So I sey make I go small training for security Upgrade na him dis JJC sey make she begin...

Ok o, i don come back full time from Benjin China so I go use the Eyes wey I take dey **** take Hold u Eye_catcher for detention.

I sey make i leave you b4 16:00 but u no gree comply so till...


For ya mind u think sey na Liz Moses go free u eh? U go wait belleful until Authorities give me orders to do otherwise.

Enjoy the CellBlock 16, You hear.

Elgaxton
O/c Village homeland Security

[calist]

Where that pikin eh?

U get mind well well o, so u truly wan catch our eye eh?

So I sey make I go small training for security Upgrade na him dis JJC sey make she begin...

Ok o, i don come back full time from Benjin China so I go use the Eyes wey I take dey **** take Hold u Eye_catcher for detention.

I sey make i leave you b4 16:00 but u no gree comply so till...


For ya mind u think sey na Liz Moses go free u eh? U go wait belleful until Authorities give me orders to do otherwise.

Enjoy the CellBlock 16, You hear.

Elgaxton
O/c Village homeland Security

Village Homeland Security, Make sure she undergoes an effective reasoning and comprehension quarantine, including general brain laundering, and test results brought forward to the the Village High Commission, through the Chief Visa Review Officer, Ms. Calist).

All the best as you carry ut your assignment dutifully

[elgaxton]

Madama Calist,

No wahala at all.

[Bode_Boluz]

Welcome To the Zone!!! The Progress Zone. Wow! May your stay be long and enlightening.

[Jucihart]

I hope you enjoyed your visit round the village? Here are your visa interview questions. Do give it your very best. :biggrin:

a) What type of work do you do, if student what course are you studing?
b) What are your hobbies?
c) In your opinion, why do people hug one another?
d) How do you intend to contribute to the betterment of we village?
e) Rate your level of awa working/official language pidgin?
f) The day an elder dies is better than the day he is shamed? True or false
g) Provide 5 reasons for (f)

Also expect questions from other villager, as your prompt response will facilitate the immediate procurement of your visa in this village.

Finally no forget to remember provide with the best of your ability, all the required items for your welcoming in ceremony. Dat one dey highly necessary oh! :biggrin:

I look forward to reading your responses and meeting you more on the square.

Good luck

Calist
Chief Visa Review Officer

I will first appologise for taking long to respond. I have been away from net.
Anyway,
a) i am a postgrad student 4 now in uk, but works wit an agric research institute in abia state
b) my hobbies include reading and writing, scrabble game, talking with people
c) people hug one another to express affection
d) i will contribute by reading as well as posting posts, maintaining a friendly attitude
e) my level of pidgin is average
f) true
g) reasons are -
- whatever brought him shame will always be remembered
- he will loose respect as an elder
- the shame will always haunt him
- nobody says bad things about the dead
- his death will end whatever shame he would have brought

[Tola Odejayi]

Jucihart,

Welcome back o! I wondered where you had disappeared to - these days, there are many hit-and-run new villagers.

A question - do you want your name to remain as Jucihart@yahoo.co.uk? Or would you prefer it to be changed to just 'Jucihart'?

[calist]

I will first appologise for taking long to respond. I have been away from net.
Anyway,
a) i am a postgrad student 4 now in uk, but works wit an agric research institute in abia state
b) my hobbies include reading and writing, scrabble game, talking with people
c) people hug one another to express affection
d) i will contribute by reading as well as posting posts, maintaining a friendly attitude
e) my level of pidgin is average
f) true
g) reasons are -
- whatever brought him shame will always be remembered
- he will loose respect as an elder
- the shame will always haunt him
- nobody says bad things about the dead
- his death will end whatever shame he would have brought

Well done jucihart, you have proven that you are a true daugther, by your response :biggrin:

In other to quickly rap up this phase of your interview questions; quickly provide response to the question by Chief Marshal SLB.

As you prepare for the second phase

All the best

Calist
CVRO

[Gentle Angel]

Jucihart, you are very much welcome to the Nigerian Village square. I hope your studies are going on well so far? See you around and hope you enjoy your time here.