UncleTisha's Blackboard

[beambolla]

Originally Posted by Anonymous Villager

beambolla,

I am AV3. I just read ur comment on the Diane thread and I was shocked at how good ur written response was. A lot of times i skip ur posts because they're really difficult/confusing to read. But i must confess i really enjoyed reading the above cmt in quotes. For the 1st time I could actually understand u! When I read ur broken english/pidgin it gives me an instant headache . Sorry

PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEEEE use proper english & leave d pidgin 2 the ones that can write it properly thus making reading it painless.

I just hope u dont get too mad @ my observation/cmt and if u do i understand. I guess u cld say the truth is not always sweet my dear

Uncle Tisha I like this ur forum ooh! We can use ur blackboard to help each other too. Thanx!

Dear AV3

i refuse to take the bait, sticks and stones may break my bones but your words just wash off, i never said i was perfect in broken english neither did i profess to be an expert in proper english . Thanks have a nice time in class and no the truth is bitter only when you can put a face or a name to the person saying it My Dear AV3.

[Anonymous Villager]

Originally Posted by beambolla

Dear AV3

i refuse to take the bait, sticks and stones may break my bones but your words just wash off, i never said i was perfect in broken english neither did i profess to be an expert in proper english . Thanks have a nice time in class and no the truth is bitter only when you can put a face or a name to the person saying it My Dear AV3.

@least I understood what u just wrote. Yeaaaaaaaah!

[Anonymous Villager]

Originally Posted by Anonymous Villager

@least I understood what u just wrote. Yeaaaaaaaah!

AV,

Why don't you back off and go get a life? She said she ain't buying whatever you are selling!

[Anonymous Villager]

Originally Posted by Anonymous Villager

AV,

Why don't you back off and go get a life? She said she ain't buying whatever you are selling!

Im so excited im talking to myself!

[emj]

Originally Posted by No Smoking

A-ha, BB don com under faya

I sank am for Uncle T as 'e don gi'me di Dunstar Post Code. I been dey think say I go tell BB join me there for dem Rondon, but after that A-Z yanga, I com dey think different. Sometime na Madam Due Process I go ask, if I fit find am, sha. Na so she sabi waka..Senequa, North Pole, crossing da border, Paris, Otta Farm, In front of dem. Haba, all dat for only wan pesin??

So, Uncle T. When I reach Dunstar, 'e get kona wey I go tanda to get exposed?? Abi I get to find Uche first??

Even phor inside classroom, na dream u dey dream, na why u dey look phor me?

Sepe u tink say i go share the port-folio wey dem bin give me with You?


@Uncle-Tisha,

anywaz ojare, Uncle-Tisha dis ya blackboard reminds me of when i bin dey attend school phor yonder phor under Alewa Tree

By the way, nice goings, me self dey scan dis ya board well well.

On a less than serious note(cos am never serious anywaz), the idea to start da blackboard is a good and noble one.

[beambolla]

Originally Posted by Anonymous Villager

Im so excited im talking to myself!

Silence is golden

[beambolla]

Originally Posted by UncleTisha

The Don!

Massive respects.

The blackboard na for efribody bros. Me sef I wan learn brokin. As you be de ogbonge professor of brokin for dis fillage plus including de only sizzling soul for de entire cyberspace, anytin wey una talk, na so e go be. Make e for no lost!


Anytime wey una wey be my elders talk, i dey kampe.

Tank you bros.

@Uncle T i prefered the matured Uncle T avatar :

[UncleTisha]

Hello Villagers.

We are still waiting for those words o...

Moving on...

Our word for today is chimeras as used here by MrOneNaija


Meaning:


chi·me·ra /kɪˈmɪərə, kaɪ-/ Pronunciation Key - [ki-meer-uh, kahy-]
–noun, plural -ras.

1. (often initial capital letter) a mythological, fire-breathing monster, commonly represented with a lion's head, a goat's body, and a serpent's tail.

2. any similarly grotesque monster having disparate parts, esp. as depicted in decorative art.

3. a horrible or unreal creature of the imagination; a vain or idle fancy: He is far different from the chimera your fears have made of him.

4. Genetics. an organism composed of two or more genetically distinct tissues, as an organism that is partly male and partly female, or an artificially produced individual having tissues of several species.

[No Smoking]

Originally Posted by emj

Even phor inside classroom, na dream u dey dream, na why u dey look phor me?

Sepe u tink say i go share the port-folio wey dem bin give me with You?............

'E tay small wey I neva come siddon for class. Yu ask about dreaming. Dat na regular t'ing for class now.

Rook today lesson. Topic: chimera. We Tisha say:
.......
3. a horrible or unreal creature of the imagination; a vain or idle fancy: He is far different from the chimera your fears have made of him.

......

But sha, I get to go see dem for Rondon O. For to see how di "No Smoking" ban dey hammer dem. Dis wan nor be fancy dream...

[emj]

Originally Posted by No Smoking

'E tay small wey I neva come siddon for class. Yu ask about dreaming. Dat na regular t'ing for class now.

Rook today lesson. Topic: chimera. We Tisha say:
.......
3. a horrible or unreal creature of the imagination; a vain or idle fancy: He is far different from the chimera your fears have made of him.

......

But sha, I get to go see dem for Rondon O. For to see how di "No Smoking" ban dey hammer dem. Dis wan nor be fancy dream...

Okay o, but me i just returned from yondon, went to Honor Diana.......attended da concert put together by Prince Williams and Harry to honor da memory of their mum, posthumous 46th Birthday bash etc etc ati bee bee lo........so therefore na u go put leg for road to duntan......i begy go Solo, greet Uncle -Tisha, Wale Nahallah, and dat ABA_BOY

Chimera........hmmmmm, fear, fearless....snzzzzz