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Thinking Outside the Box: A Tribute to the Critic at the Nigerian Village Square Print E-mail
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Wednesday, 27 February 2008
He has a dirty and thankless job – I mean your critic. He spends his days and nights thinking of new ways to oppose you and your posts. Here he comes:

He comes to the village square ready to oppose that diatribe that you spew at the slightest instigation. Naturally, you wish you could strangle him, as he forces you to respond to his opposition of your posts while you fume with rage.

He sharpens his opposition as he attacks you for attacking writers and public officials who are dear to him; and when he is done, you are, in the privacy of your home or office, fuming with rage and typing furiously in order to respond to his opposition. You hate to respond to him but you cannot allow him to define you; no he cannot have the last word.

He roams the threads looking for that one line, one sentence, or one phrase, out of many paragraphs that you wrote. When he finds it, he gloats as he drives home the needle into your enraged cyber back and you wince in pain and curse the hand with which he types such devilish bullets into your fuming mind. The fuming rage consumes you as your hand reaches for the keyboard and your mind races for a rejoinder to his opposition.

To you, your opponent, the critic, is a scoundrel, only interested in opposition in order to herald discord into the town square among peaceful villagers. To you, he is a no-good fire starter, a devil, a misguided cockroach that needs to be swatted out of cyber space so that decent, decorous, thinkers may reason among themselves without engaging in criticism just for the sake of opposition. Just looking at his cyber name on the monitor of your computer triggers flights of anger in you and the anger pushes the limits of your defensive thinking because you have to respond to that negative appraisal.

As your rage subsides, you can hear yourself thinking: ah, if only we all had that gift of intellectual harmony, that sense of accord and satisfaction, that ideal temperament that counsels against criticism; you wish those qualities were apportioned equally to all people at birth; then that scoundrel of an opponent would not be here in the peaceful square opposing you and making you work overtime responding to his critical argument.

Sorry oo. Ndo. Felix feels your pain; Son of the Delta sympathizes with you; Mikky jaga sees where you are coming from; docokwy, denker, Overload, and the NVS lawyers and pastors are full of pity for you. Sorry. But this box in which my thinking, full of pity for you, is encased is too restrictive. Allow me to think outside the box for a change, just for today. I want to pay tribute to the critics:

To all of you misunderstood and unsung heroes, otherwise called critics and opponents, remain steadfast and consoled. Rest assured that at least one villager sees the excellent method by which you fire up the neurons in our brains and force us unsuspecting villagers to reach the peaks of our mental performances. It is because you oppose, that the opposed is forced to think, under stress, and in the process develop his or her survival skills.

I salute all of you who criticize, because when you insert those bullet-like words into the skins of your targets, the unsuspecting targets are forced to experience a productive form of pain that teaches him or her  lessons in mental endurance. They are lessons that the target might  never otherwise have acquired.

I sing your praises, all of you who have accepted the mantle of opposition, because, very often it is only one person at a time that you oppose. Your targeted opposition thus forces the one person opposed, who is standing alone, responding alone, and fighting alone, away from his or her cyber kiths and kin, to learn a lesson in independence. It is a survival skill that you are teaching him or her.

I eulogize you for your tough-love and steadfastness in your unrequited vocation of love. You are like the strict, persistent, school teacher who forces the reluctant student to learn. But you are not paid like the teacher. Forgive us who wished you strangled while we received the benefits of your free education. We were not thinking outside the box. Today, my thinking has escaped the restrictions of the box and I can see you under a new shinning light. Ah, what a bright light it is.

I rise and clap for all of you who oppose, because you provide variety in the spices of life in the village. Your targets who wish we all lived in an ideal commune of like-minded, like-thinking, agreeable kiths and kin would be bored into depression if their wishes came true. Without your kind, I imagine a world full of predictable and lifeless lives, gray in colour, numb in thinking, and devoid of challenges. In hindsight, I now see that when you criticized, your targets often rose and bounced high and, in the process, ignited sparks that lighted up our world in colorful rainbow.

I particularly salute you because, while your target fumes with rage, I see his reasoning processes flower as he castigates you; I note how his analysis improves each time he defends himself against your opposition; see how you have flushed him out of his comfort zone to motivate him to reach beyond his usual limitations; have you seen that as he tries to teach you a lesson with his newfound thinking processes, it is really a mutually beneficial process of education for both the critic and the target because the critic is also a target.

Sure I sing your praises today, critic. But tomorrow I may wake up and find that my thinking about you has been forced back into the box. If that happens, will you remember to rouse me out with a generous dose of criticism? Ah, the wonderful life of a critic!

I salute you.

 





RobotRobot is offline 
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He has a dirty and
thankless job – I mean your critic. He spends his days and nights thinking ...Read the full article.

Posted by Robot| 27.02.2008 02:41

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Shoko Loko BangosheShoko Loko Bangoshe is offline 
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This is a completely ill-informed, pointless and unintelligent article full of holes, inconsistencies, immorality, bribery and corruption, nepotism, cacophony, ethnic irredentism, religious intolerance and male chauvinist attitudes. It is certainly not fit for publication in the Nigerian Village Square.

In fact, if I was the Admin, I would take this article, fling it into the Dumpster and lock the Dumpster with a big iron padlock. Then to make doubly sure this article never saw the light of day, I would take the Dumpster and fling it into an even bigger Dumpster of Dumpsters, and lock that with another iron padlock.

Nonsense!

Shoko (in "Kritikal" mode)

Posted by Shoko Loko Bangoshe| 27.02.2008 02:48

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=Shoko Loko Bangoshe;4294992080>This is a completely ill-informed, pointless and unintelligent article full of holes, inconsistencies, immorality, bribery and corruption, nepotism, cacophony, ethnic irredentism, religious intolerance and male chauvinist attitudes. It is certainly not fit for publication in the Nigerian Village Square.

In fact, if I was the Admin, I would take this article, fling it into the Dumpster and lock the Dumpster with a big iron padlock. Then to make doubly sure this article never saw the light of day, I would take the Dumpster and fling it into an even bigger Dumpster of Dumpsters, and lock that with another iron padlock.

Nonsense!

Shoko (in "Kritikal" mode)



Hear hear!!

Admin should start putting up signs like "This Article is a waste of time". I mean, five minutes of my life that will never return were spent reading this load of grammatical, theoretical, philosophical, liturgical, ecclesiastical, and metallurgical nonsense.

WayoGuy should not only be ad-hominenically abused, anyone who knows him should go to his house and spend at least two hours shouting from the street that "Your article is like a pant with holes!!"

I could do better. And I will as soon as I finish my nap.

Posted by Eja| 27.02.2008 03:14

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Jah GudaJah Guda is offline 
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Go back in the box; there you are less likely to be whacked by a verbal upper cut.

Reading through this article is like eating eba and egussi without meat.
Oga WG, where the beef dey?:rolleyes:

Posted by Jah Guda| 27.02.2008 04:37

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I may agree with WayoMaster but I use the insctinct of what may be expected here to always ensure, in all senses, articles I post on NVS is defensible and justifiable with accurate and factual information. I just wonder why he is being mercilessly attach by Bangoshe and others.
YAShuaib

Posted by yashuaib1| 27.02.2008 04:49

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The article was not meant to convey any message or morals but to elicit the type of reactions being witnessed from all of you. The so-called 'critics' will criticize anything as long as it gives them the opportunity to express a contrary view even if it is *****ic. I am sure Wayo guy is going to have the last laugh because the article was a well-laid trap that all of you fell into with your eyes open.:wink::wink:

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Wayo Guy,

I feel like strangling myself for being foolish enough to read the whole article. this is pointless waste of time!!! (ILN TOO in an 'unsung hero' mode).

This is a wake up call to all critics and of course, those of us that hate being criticised. But to have any sort of impact, critisms should be constructive, objective and tolerant of the views of others. After all, criticisms need not be critical. And it is important that they are put in such a way that they do not injure the susceptibilities of the person being criticised. Ideally, criticism should be totally devoid of religious or ethnic sentiments (something which, unfortunately, many criticisms posted in the NVS failed to live up to).

Thanks Wayoguy for a good article. (ILN TOO in an 'uncritical' mode).

Posted by ILN TOO| 27.02.2008 05:55

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=yashuaib1;4294992111>I may agree with WayoMaster but I use the insctinct of what may be expected here to always ensure, in all senses, articles I post on NVS is defensible and justifiable with accurate and factual information. I just wonder why he is being mercilessly attach by Bangoshe and others.
YAShuaib



Yashuaib1,

It is like you've been sold to the creams. Bangoshe, Eja and the rest are doing exactly the act WayoGuy is praising so that they can pass as true objects of WayoGuy's admiration. Don't take them too serious they are only struggling for the price with the true heroes of the essay.

You can find the scenario WayoGuy is painting in the following thread that witnessed myself in a war of words with some villagers:

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/board/main-square/44962-barack-obama-illuminati-agent.html

Yes I sometimes truly enjoy this war of words, especially when I find myself doing it with dispassion.

Khalilurrahman

Posted by Khalil| 27.02.2008 06:25

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Ofunwa VillagerOfunwa Villager is offline 
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I could not finish the article. you know the feeling you get when you can tell the end of something from their beginning... Boooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnng

Posted by Ofunwa Villager| 27.02.2008 06:50

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I think Shoko Loko Bangoshe is being 'tongue in cheek' in his response.

The reason mediocrity and incompetence prevail over change and improvement in Nigeria is, partly, due to olatiloism , which is the celebration of mediocrity and incompetence. We must encourage even more hard-nosed critique in all works of life, whether it be newsreaders, TV presenters, politicians, Nollywood, frustrated Nigerians in Diaspora, tribalist, separatist, degree-flashers, the state of “mama-put”, to mention but a few,

Olatiloism is the worshiping of decadence and Nigerians have had enough of it. Critics are essential to highlight what we are doing wrong so that we might take it on board and make improvements. The likes of Ndibe should be preferred to the likes of Bisi Olatilo.

Posted by Palamedes| 27.02.2008 07:22

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