09 Jun 2007 |
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A Dead Governor, Ten Million Naira, and Me By WayoGuy
I was in
“Wayo”, he said frantically, “turn on your television and check out the news!” The news was grim indeed. Every man and woman in
Governor Lar Ceny of Naigawa state had been murdered the night before. He was found on the bedroom floor at his official residence, in a pool of blood, dead. As I watched the news, I recalled that Little Loof’s father, Chief Loof Taf, was the governor’s godfather. No wonder Little Loof was frantic.
Several federal law enforcement agencies, including the police, had spent several hours at the crime scene that Sunday, according to news reports. They took away cartons of pieces of evidence including the dead body. Monday morning, all the major media outfits (newspapers, radio, and television) reported the crime as their lead stories. That same Monday morning, the strangest spectacle that ever confronted the citizens of
Nigerians watched in horror as Chief Loof Taf, the three-hundred-pound estranged godfather of the murdered governor, gave a news conference openly rejoicing at the murder:
“He deserved to die” he intoned, derisively, “Everybody knows that Governor Ceny had too many enemies. I personally sponsored his campaign into the governor’s mansion and he repaid me with insults. He was an unreliable, backstabbing fool. I am happy and relieved that he his dead!”
A journalist asked “Is it true that you are the number one suspect for his murder?”
“If I had the opportunity” Chief Taf laughed, “I would have killed him myself”
Shaking his fist in the air, he continued. “To be honest with you, I was ready to pay my boys Ten Millions Naira to eliminate him. But some other enemies that he made for himself apparently got him before me. I am so happy that if I find the chap who killed that rat, I will pay him the Ten Million Naira. He and I should be friends because we had a common enemy. I will celebrate the death of the foolish governor Friday evening at my house at 419 Ige Street, here in Naigawa City, Naigawa. Everyone is invited. I will slaughter at least five cows….” The entire country was in shock. People were shocked, not just because of the potent venom being spilled on the head of a dead man by the godfather. They were shocked not just because of the novelty of a murder suspect admitting that he had a desire to kill the victim on live television. They were shocked more because, at the news conference, Nigerian policemen and women flanked the godfather as his security. They were shocked that the godfather was not detained promptly for interrogation. They were shocked that it was the national television station that aired the news conference in prime time. As if the shock was not enough, citizens watched with horror as the Minister of Justice and Minister of Information gave separate news conferences defending the right of Chief Loof Taf to air his views in, as they put it, ‘a democratic society’. Following the strange news conference, mouths began to wag among Nigerians and internationally.
I could barely sleep for four days, while waiting for that Friday so that I would join the celebration at Chief Loof Taf’s house. If you know my wayo ways, then you already know that I was not going there for the food and drink. I had plans to get the Ten Million Naira the chief had vowed to give the killer of the governor.
Thursday night, my friend Little Loof called me again and, very casually, told me that the killers of the governor had cut off his left ear and let index finger from the dead body. Again, very casually, he let me know that he would be out of town in
Friday, I was at Chief Loof Taf’s house. I had not counted on other people having the same idea as me. I had forgotten that I was in
Those sitting in the guest room were silent but clearly dying to get their hands on Ten Million Naira. We regarded one another with angry rivalry but no one said a word. One by one, we were called into an inner room for a private one-on-one meeting with Chief Loof Taf.
But no one who went in ever came out again. This fact visibly caused enormous stress to those yet-to-be-called as we shifted uncomfortably in our seats. It occurred to me once or twice to bolt from that room. But the lure of money, such huge sum of money, was too much…
When my turn came, I was ushered into the inner room. As soon as I walked in, two things immediately caught my attention: Chief Loof Taf was sitting on a sofa alone with a glass of wine in his hand; and there was yet a second inner room past the one where the chief sat. Without wasting time, the chief asked me straight-forwardly “Are you here to collect the Ten Million Naira reward?”
I mumbled a nervous “Yes.”
“If you are the killer, then tell me what parts of the governor’s body was cut off after he was killed”.
The one minute it took me to answer the question was the longest minute of my life. I quickly recalled what Little Loof had told me and blurted it out: “One finger and one ear.”
“Which ear and which finger?” asked the chief.
“The left ear and the left index finger”
“Congratulations. You are the only person who has answered the questions correctly. Only the killer knows that information because it is not public knowledge. Did you kill the governor alone?”
“Yes”, I said.
The door to the second inner room flew open and four huge police officers came out, quickly snatched and dragged me into that room and closed it again. I saw, in that room, the other impostors who had been ushered in to see the chief before me, all quiet and dejectedly terrified. Everyone was told to leave, free to go home, as the officers handcuffed me. They led me through the crowd outside and forced me into a waiting police vehicle which would drive me to prison.
As the police vehicle drove off, I shuddered with fright, as I saw my friend, Little Loof, cheerfully looking into the vehicle to wave me goodbye, with a smile on his face.
The next day, both the electronic and print media, carried the following news:
The president, Umaru Yar’Adua, has commended members of his elite team of criminal investigators, for solving the murder of Governor Lar Ceny with the swift arrest of a suspect, one Mr. Nam Noc who may have dual American/Nigerian citizenship. The suspect was secretly videotaped while confessing to his role in the crime.
Addressing newsmen on the arrest yesterday, the president called it “the swiftest apprehension of a suspect in a murder case of this political significance”. He credited the ‘novel tactic’ of investigation by his crime team without specifying what the ‘tactic’ was.
Due to ongoing investigations of numerous other homicides in the country by the new team of investigators, using the same methods applied in the case of Governor Ceny’s murder, the government is withholding further forensic information until the suspect is arraigned in court.
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