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2007

Dele Momodu and the mad man at Charles De Gaulle PDF Print E-mail
By Uche Nworah

Dele Momodu And The Mad Man At Charles De Gaulle

 

By Uche Nworah (info@uchenworah.com)  

 

I read Dele Momodu’s Pendulum column in This Day newspaper of Thursday September 6th 2007 and his subsequent addendum in the same newspaper on Friday September 14th 2007 with interest. In the original piece titled The Mad Man at Charles De Gaulle, Mr Momodu attempted to paint a gloomy picture of the life of an African/Nigerian immigrant using the unfortunate black man wheeling a trolley of his belongings at Charles De Gaulle airport to drive home his point.

 

There is no denying that life abroad is not a bed of roses, and neither is life in the home country a garden of petals. Several commentators have indeed written extensively on the challenges of life in the diaspora but it would help the debate if such opinion pieces took into consideration the peculiar circumstances the average immigrant faced in his home country before deciding that taking that risky plunge into an unknown life abroad is a much better, desirable and appealing option than staying back in the home country where perhaps the person is faced with limited opportunities.

 

Perhaps Mr. Momodu would have been excused over his blanket condemnation of immigration if he is not an immigrant himself. If he tells himself the truth, he should acknowledge that he belonged to this ‘derided’ group in the 1990s having been driven away from Nigeria during the Abacha military junta over his pro-Abiola stance. Like several other immigrants, Mr. Momodu did not become an immigrant by choice but was pushed to flee his beloved country as a result of circumstances he could not control. He has on occasions acknowledged that he had to travel through third countries under various disguises to escape to the United Kingdom at the time from where his inspiration for Ovation magazine came. Perhaps if he had not travelled and had the opportunity to understudy Ok and Hello magazines, who knows? Maybe the world would not have known about Ovation magazine.

 

And so I really found it disheartening when Mr. Momodu asked in his opinion piece if it is “really worth it travelling abroad when you have no papers or jobs waiting for you?” Surely Mr. Momodu never bothered to answer this question himself before escaping from Nigeria. Just like the Igbos of Nigeria would say, Onye na agba osondu adiro ene anya n’azu (someone running for his life does not bother looking back).

 

Faced with desperate situations, one does not really need assurances before setting out on a journey abroad; no one can give you any because no one has the answer – onye ma echi? (Who knows tomorrow?). What has worked or has not worked for Tom may work or also not work for Jerry. It is every man to his own luck and fortunes, again something the Igbos describe as Onye na chi ya (each and his guardian spirit).

 

Mr Momodu’s premise is that immigration is something bad, but this is far from the truth. Perhaps he is not yet aware or rather chose to ignore some of the findings by  several researchers in their studies who variously submit that if well managed, the funds remitted back to the home countries by diasporas can be used in the socio-economic development of these countries.

Nigeria’s former finance and Foreign Affairs Minister, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala was once quoted as stating that: “Remittances today are becoming an important source of income for many countries, and sometimes surpassing exports as the source of foreign exchange. The World Bank estimates that about $167 billion in remittances was sent to developing countries in 2004.”

Continuing, she also said that; “It is estimated that sub-Saharan Africa receives about $7.7 billion in inward remittances, with Nigeria accounting for nearly $3 billion. These are all; however, conservative estimates and economists agree that the actual values may be up to 50 percent higher. So in the case of Nigeria, we are looking at a total value of remittances of over $4 Billion! This is a valuable source of income for the country, and it is some thing we want to encourage.”

These funds come from diasporan professionals and non-professionals alike, including those Mr. Momodu allege “end up washing dead bodies or looking after old men and women who can no longer visit toilets or bathrooms on their own”.

Such jobs are called care work and the practitioners are well remunerated for their services. There is nothing wrong in being a social or care worker if we are to go by the mantra of dignity of labour. Unlike in Nigeria where the disabled and elderly people are left to die and rot away, the governments of these countries provide for the welfare of their citizens who can no longer care for themselves and of course somebody has got to do the job.

I don’t think that it matters if it is some of our brothers and sisters providing these services, at least they are getting paid doing it, and helping out their families back home with whatever wages and salaries they receive. That is still much preferable to some of the activities of their fellow citizens who rob others and those that steal government money, some of whom Mr Momodu celebrates in his magazine.

As a matter of fact, the governments of some of these western countries particularly UK and America have come to depend on immigrant labour and skills to run their health and social services. A common joke amongst health care workers in the UK is that the NHS will collapse if Nigerian and Brazilian workers decide to withdraw their services. In today’s knowledge economy, countries are increasingly depending on the talent and skills of their citizens which are exported to other countries as veritable sources of foreign exchange earnings.

While I accept that it is good for Nigerian immigrants to be ambitious, by striving to climb the socio-economic ladder in whatever society they find themselves, however the reality is that one has to pay his dues one way or the other to society as an immigrant. This may mean doing some odd jobs while the person concludes his or her professional training or education. Such phase may involve washing toilets or guarding buildings as a security guard just like I did while studying for a teaching qualification in the UK.  

But still, immigrants should never forget their roots. Some do once they have found a little success in life and forget where they are coming from. Mr. Momodu failed to acknowledge in his pieces that hundreds of thousands of Nigerians in the diaspora have made good and are now living the so-called dream. These successful Nigerians may have at one point or the other gone through the motions of washing toilets, flipping burgers and cleaning Oyibo shit.   

In a 2006 article aptly titled Confessions of an immigrant, I tried to narrate my own immigrant story as a way of encouraging and better informing those that would still come after us, perhaps that is a better approach rather than condemning and demeaning those working hard to make it through life in the diaspora.

Perhaps the biggest fallacy committed by Mr. Momodu in his first piece was his remarks that “statistics have shown that misfortune awaits more than 90 percent of illegal immigrants. They begin to shrink, or look very miserable. Our girls usually dry up like stockfish, and take to prostitution”.

 

I really wonder what oracle Mr. Momodu patronises, or how he arrived at his 90 percent ‘misfortune’ figure but surely such wide-off-the-mark and calamitous fortune telling have no relevance in contemporary thinking. Coming from him, this is rather surprising since he is a very active member of the social circuits in some of the countries where Nigerians have large immigrant population. The diaspora party pictures that he publishes in Ovation hardly support his premise, and to claim that Nigerian girls end up taking to prostitution will be stretching it too far, unless there is something he knows that we don’t.

 

As if to add insult to injury, in Mr Momodu’s second piece, rather than retrace his steps, he went on to claim that Nigerians misread his article, according to him; “The more I read some of the reactions to my last week’s column, The Mad Man At Charles De Gaulle, the more I get convinced that Nigeria is in desperate need of many brilliant literature teachers, and would even suggest to our beleaguered Ministry of Education that Literature be made compulsory at all levels in our educational system”

 

Mr Momodu should not be surprised at the negative reactions that have trailed his article because he adopted a pedestrian approach in his analysis. He should have used the opportunity to address the wider issues sorrounding global migration as a whole rather than make all Africans, and indeed Nigerian immigrants feel like wasters. Perhaps advocating for ways that Africa and Nigeria can tap into the skills and resource base of the diasporas towards the socio-economic development of the continent would have been well in order. We should see what we once referred to as ‘brain drain’ in Africa as ‘brain gain’.

 

Even the so-called ‘Whiteman’ that we live in their lands are making a volte-face having now realised that immigrants living in their lands could help boost their global competitiveness. Franco Frattini, the European Union’s justice commissioner warns that Europe must relax its immigration controls and open the door to an extra 20 million workers during the next two decades. He told EU immigration ministers at a meeting in Lisbon that the EU should stop erecting barriers and instead build safe pathways for Africans and Asians who risk their lives heading to the continent to find a job. According to him, “We have to look at immigration not as a threat but – when well-managed, and that is our new task – as an enrichment and as an inescapable phenomenon of today’s world,”  

 

Continuing he said that “Europe has to compete against Australia, Canada, the USA and the rising powers in Asia “suggesting that the word immigration and its “dark side” should be dropped in favour of “mobility”. Mr. Frattini concluded that “All skill levels are required. The challenge is to attract the workers needed to fill specific gaps,” This submission obviously runs counter to Mr. Momodu’s migration condemnations. 

While the debate rages, I would like to remind Mr. Momodu that he is still an immigrant having since relocated his family to the United Kingdom and his businesses (House of Ovation and Ovation magazine) to neighbouring Ghana. This is global capital and skills mobility in practice rather than an act of ‘madness’ as he would want us all to believe judging by his premises.

As for the rest of the Nigerian and African diaspora, we may be immigrants but we are not all mad like Dele Momodu’s mad man at Charles de Gaulle. How sad and pathetic also for him to have concluded his piece by saying that the “the truth is most of these desperadoes always end up like the mad man at Charles De Gaulle!”

Tufiakwa!

September 2007. http://thelongharmattanseason.blogspot.com/



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RobotRobot is offline

 # 1 | 14.09.2007 16:46

I read Dele Momodu’s Pendulum column in This Day
newspa...Read the full article.

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Omowa2Omowa2 is offline

 # 2 | 14.09.2007 17:29

The Great Philosopher Uche,
I do not know Mr Momodu but even IF I did, I doubt he will bother about what I a non-member of the Owanbe-Ovation (or Owanbevation) generation has to say. When those of you who know him see him please tell him that those who have providence crack their nuts should not make noise. Dele has been blessed. If you read the auto-biography he wrote about himself you will notice he left out the role Thomas Paine played in his rise to fame. We notice that it is one Shuaibi Onukaba (of the Obasanjo-Atike fame) who encouraged him to come to Lagos. Those who know are aware that his friend, Kunle Ajibade, of the News made that trip to Lagos to start a new life. PTL both of them have reaped from what almost brought the down fall of Ray Ekpu. Have we forgotten the plagarism story in a hurry? Common lets get real here.
If you know Dele (or DM as fondly called) tell him that as a brilliant student of the Yoruba language and culture he should bring to mind the saying that "Bi a ba je a ku, bi a ba je a ku, kilode ti a ko kuku je ki a ku) Translated simply as "If we eat it death is sure, if we don't death is sure why not eat it and just die"....for me this is the case of those of us who have had to leave town in search of self actualization. Yes East or West home is sweetest. The case of immigration is most complex, at a point in our history Young men and women left the villages for big towns and cities and they sent money back home. If you feel like read Professor J.D Peels article on the Yoruba concept of Development and you will be educated.
On a lighter note, Uche your quick response reminds me of the proverb that "When old bones are mentioned in a wise saying, old women do not feel easy" Hey my brother feel easy, we are not immigrANTS but immiGiants standing on the shoulders or bent backs of former slaves. We are the receptors of computers not mirrors


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katampekatampe is offline

 # 3 | 14.09.2007 18:45

Nice piece Uche, I read his article sometime yesterday, and I still checked it out some few minutes ago, but I couldn't go over it again because he was writing bull and I felt nauseated. I know how his Ovation magazine evolved and the circumstances of his success . I think he has allowed the success get to his head.

I still remember when he newly moved to London, a childhood friend came home on vacation and we were gisting about everyone including his cousin, Damola Aderemi. I remember vividly what he said, "no mind those fools ( Damola and Dele Momodu) dey talk say dey want start magazine, dem be go rent office for high street for London, dey no wan work." I remember telling him I it was a good move, and more Nigerians should be encouraged to embark on similar ventures, we subsequently had a disagreement on the matter.

I think several weeks later, everything seems obscure now, a paddy of mine, Dudu was killed in a night club on independence day, Dele did a story on the guy ( the guy was hugely popular within London social circuits), the magazine had just started evolving then and hadn't gone colour spread. Nevertheless, I admired his spirit and determination to have seen things through. He ventured and conquered.

I am shocked he is lashing out at folks that are seizing the opportunity to better their lives. I am shocked he hasn't advised Damola to move back home. I am shocked he hasn't advised Kapoor (Olunloyo ) to move back home, instead it is the poor folks that are struggling to survive that he has decided to highlight their failures.

I read his response to some of the mails he received and I wonder that it is the same humble Dele that has become a nuisance, now very rude and pompous. I wish he would remember the days when he struggled hard to date and he wouldn't get a date because he was perceived as a hanger-on. I better leave matter for now.

But back to the issue of immigration, what is the huge deal about it really ?

For me I might spend the rest of my life here, since I know it might take a while for Nigeria to get its act together. And not that alone, the world is a global village that the folks that will survive are highly skilled people and folks with talent. The question is the Nigerian environment providing people with the right skills and the education needed to thrive in globalizing world?

When you have the likes of Dele Momodu discussing issues on one of the foremost newspapers like illiterates, you start to wonder how razz the whole society has become. This wasn't what we read in the Guardian when it newly came out, and this wasn't what we read in Daily Times when it was revitalised by Dr Yemi Ogunbiyi. The level of discuss that he laments is even lower in his article.

I guess he has spent too much time in the soft sell business to understand serious journalism with beer parlour gist. I am actually wondering how Dele Giwa would have treated the issue. he might have looked at first the economy and how the younger generation have been disenfranchised, denied quality education, and have now being forced overseas and finally linking the issue with bad leadership.


But then the issue is not as narrow as Dele makes it seem. The concentration of global capital is in the west. It is where production is taking place at a rapid rate. Cities have become centers of new culture, global finance and headquarters of global corporations. Immigration to these cities is partly to get a part of the action.

If you follow the money, i.e. the global finance capital you would understand the trend of immigration. It is pedestrian authors like Dele are continuously lowering the level of debate in Nigeria. It is all about materialism and no substance. God saved me I left that country, is it what I would have been reading day in day out? God forbid bad thing!

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 # 4 | 14.09.2007 21:02

I think the tendency of our trained and highly motivated professionals to run abroad in search of fortune (??) need to be addressed. DM's article attempted to draw attention to the issue even though the language used in the article was way too graphic. If the strongest and most motivated members of your host country "ran away" when their country went through crisis their country wouldnt have gotten this better for it to now attract us. The spectacle of a Nigerian holder of Master of Science Degree in Chemical Engineering driving a cab for a living in London is not an edifying specatacle. Maybe our country would be better off if we garner the courage to face our developmental problems head-on rather than take the easy option of running away. It is not substantially about whether you as an individual make a success of your stay abroad but more about the benefit our society would have derived from the application of your problem solving and other professional skills in Nigeria.

The puzzling aspect of this issue is that our people abroad dream about and pray for the situation in Nigeria to get better so that they can return home but that they are not ready to return home to be able to effectively contribute to realising that dream of a better Nigeria.

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CaeserCaeser is offline

 # 5 | 15.09.2007 00:46

Nwannaa daalu. I gbolu ife ewu n'ata.

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 # 6 | 15.09.2007 03:28

Kudos Uche,

I am really pleased that in issues of national discourse you always swing to the side of the masses (exceptions being Oga Andy Carry go ,but we are all entitled to different political reasonings).

While still in Nigeria, I have heard Momodu gave a gory tale of his escapee story on AIT and how he ended up selling suya at Obalande Suya Spot in London before venturing into life-stlye publishing business.

And I was shocked when he used a Mad Man at Charles De Gaulle Airport,France as a metaphor for Nigerians living Abroad and tried very hard to demonise Nigeria immigrants.

I was among those that sent a caustic comment to his article, but it wasn't published by perhaps,the Thisday Online Editor.

But be that as it may, I think We should Always Try to Remember the Days of Our Small beginings and Also Understand that in LIFE No Condition is Permanent.

Once Again, Thanks Uche for this well-articulated piece.

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 # 7 | 15.09.2007 04:03


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But be that as it may, I think We should Always Try to Remember the Days of Our Small beginings and Also Understand that in LIFE No Condition is Permanent.



Well said aringaranso, You took the words right out of my mouth. Uche's article on Andy Uba wasnt really supporting his dodgy dealings, It was sarcasm at its best

Uche thanks once again for telling it as it is and exposing the clowns and arrogant ones. You need to read dele Momodu's article (www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=89131) to know how arrogant the man is

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 # 8 | 15.09.2007 05:57

"I don’t think that it matters if it is some of our brothers and sisters providing these services, at least they are getting paid doing it, and helping out their families back home with whatever wages and salaries they receive. That is still much preferable to some of the activities of their fellow citizens who rob others and those that steal government money, some of whom Mr Momodu celebrates in his magazine".
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This sums up my feeling about Momodu and his Ovation Magazine.
I wonder why people waste their hard earned money to buy rubbish and thereby make a wannabe publisher so wealthy that he could afford to fart in the public square and ask us to clap for him.

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 # 9 | 15.09.2007 06:39

Uche,

Thanks for this brilliant piece.You have provided a pedestal on which a form of balance can be added to Dele Momodu's warped reasoning.I read the so called piece at a glance because with Dele Momodu one can always hazard a guess on the self serving leaning of his write ups.I am sure many would have noticed the part in which he added that he had made 14 take offs and landings at CDG in the preceeding month.The same individual made it a point to remind readrers way back then that he always travelled first class ''naturally'' as he put it.Have we also forgotten his sudden love for the walking stick after he interviewed Dehinde Fernandez??

I made up my mind that he is a character best ignored after an encounter at the then University of Ife SUB around 1984.It was in the heat of the Tai Solarin Better Life Aso Ebi(Yoruba Party Uniform) with Mariam Babangida gaffe and Mike Awoyinfa penned an article intended as a satire which was badly received by the public.A simple argument assumed another dimension when Momodu took it upon himself to ''enlighten'' everybody present about the hiiden facts behind the article,the cocky and arrogant manner in which he threw his bulky frame around that night left a feel of disgust that persists to this present day.

However,looking back at where he started his journey one would have to admire his determination and courage.This should however not becloud his sense of reason to the xtent that he will forget the hard road he has travelled and write unfortunate articles like the Charle De Gaulle piece.To descend to the level of describing someones hand as being as dry as Bonga fish is unbecoming of someone who rose from the dusty streets of Ile Ife(my own roots) to travel the world.

One wonders why Ovation had to relocate to Ghana if it was that easy to operate in the diaspora,what informed the closing down of the offices at Beckton if i am right? By Dele Momodu's account he left Nigeria when he was tipped off(by whom???) that Abacha was after him.Now the Sergent Rogers,Mustapha trial was followed by the whole world and can anyone please remind me if Dele Momodu's name was ever mentioned as a target? He should go back and read his own accounts of how he ended up in London coupled with how hard things were before the gentlemen mentioned by one of the contributors before me teamed up to bail him out.

It is very unfortunate that hhe chose to list the Bransons,the Okochas,Kanus,Fernandezes of this worl as people celebrated by his Ovation.The Eze Egos,Chris UbaAde Bendels etc have long served their purposes and have been deleted from a quick fading memory or is this a clear case of selective amnesia???

When ovation was launched in Ghana the apparatus of government moved to over there and representation from up to the Vice presidents office were present with the senate and Lagos state goverment trying to out-do each other in gard currency donation.Can he please tell me if such monies were appropriated or personal funds of these goverment officials? What is the source of the funding of The House of Ovation???
You cannot benefit from a system and pretend to fight it.

The majority of people that buy his ovation rag are the unfortunate lot he has attempted to castigate,people tend to claw at anything that will link them to their roots and the waning popularity of this glorified photo album called Ovation definitely must have informed his decision to revive his articles in Thisday.

He is an inspiring rags to riches story but at the same time he doubles as a name dropping leech.He complained bitterly in his last article how businessmen come to establish in Ghana without consulting those of them on ground,on which ground? Is Ghana your home? If he is so sure of himself let him go back to Lagos and attempt to compete with the Mayor Akinpelus,Seye Kehindes and Kunle Bakares of this world.

Since Bisi Olatilo gained an upper hand in celebrity showcasing demand for Ovation has fallen and if this is the best Dele Momodu can do he had better sit back and do a serious rethink as he is fast becoming a national,if not global buffoon.

I rest my case

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St.IykeSt.Iyke is offline

 # 10 | 15.09.2007 10:12

The likes of Dele Momodu are a disgrace to people facing economic humiliation and slavery in Nigeria. As soon as they mingle with thieves that feature in Ovation regularly, they seem to loose touch with reality.
 

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