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Monday, 25 June 2007

Is this their London? Part three (concluded)
Taslim Anibaba

 


 

But a grave voice answers me
Impetuous son that tree young and strong
That tree there
In splendid loneliness amidst white and faded flowers
That is Africa your Africa That grows again patiently obstinately
And its fruit gradually acquires The bitter taste of liberty.

David Diop


I do not intend to bore you with the too much details of my experience in London. What I have written so far is considered sufficient to enable you form an impression of that city and the socio-cultural environment of same.

It is also sufficient in my opinion, to support the proposition that human beings are the same everywhere whether in London or Nigeria.

What makes the difference is the way we think and our perceptions.

In his article titled The Illusions and Delusions of Nigerians in Diaspora, Akintokunbo Adejumo stated that “Nigerians have excelled in all the various fields of human endeavours all over the world.. We have a Nobel Laureate, we have Deputy Presidents of the World Bank; we have thousands of notable medical doctors, journalists, academicians, accountants, engineers, scientists, IT specialists, political scientists, economists, you name it.”

However in spite of these “We tend to wallow in this self-belief that living abroad makes us wealthier, more sophisticated, more savvy and knowledgeable, more creative, more modern, more world-wise than those living within Nigeria. This is the illusion and delusions of grandeur that has unfortunately afflicted some Nigerians living abroad.”

The way some Nigerians think about their country and the manner in which they run down with their country is responsible for their attitude towards her and anything coming out of our country.

They are quick to defend whatever honest observation that is made about their country of abode and will not blink an eyelid when derogatory remarks are made about Nigeria.

{mosgoogle)Some of us will gladly abide with the laws in our country of abode but when we get to Nigeria we don’t want to respect the law and will rather look for excuses to avoid responsibility. A glaring case was presented in The Punch of 23/06/2007 by Patience Akpan-Obong on page 9. She presented the case of a Nigerian doctor in the diaspora (Brain Doctor) who couldn’t participate in giving free medical facilities to Nigerians. She blamed “red-tape” or bureaucracy for the sad incident. Unfortunately, she did not appreciate the genuine requests of the Nigerian authorities for proper documentation to be provided by the doctor. So Nigerian authorities should turn a blind eye to verification of the credentials of a doctor and simply allow him to have contact with patients. Suppose he is a quack, who will be responsible? And will Brain Doctor not make all the necessary efforts in his country of abode to ensure that his papers are complete before he will start or contemplate practicing medicine? Attitude, attitude, attitude.

I agree that some things may be done differently in some other climes, yet you only need to look closely to discover that the weaknesses of the great countries of the world are the strong points that enable the weaker countries to survive.

Recently, a workers’ strike was embarked upon in Nigeria and South Africa - two African countries. Whereas the strike has entered day 23 in South Africa, Nigerians, the ordinary people on the streets were appealing to Labour to call off the strike after only three days.

During one of our chit-chat sessions in London, we engaged in serious arguments raising our voices in the process. The visiting “white” facilitator had to run to our co-ordinator to warn him of impeding threat to public peace. The co-ordinator assured him that Nigerians can argue for days and raise their voices but they will never fight. We learnt about the discussion between the duo later.

Poverty, crime, prosperity, disease, sadness, joy, housebreaking, binge drinking, bribery and corruption etc have no territorial boundaries. Just as we have erudite scholars in the UK, we have them in Nigeria. All economic indices may not be in our favour but we have so many quantifiable and unquantifiable things that the West will pay any amount to have. This does not imply that we don’t have our own problems.

We have family, culture, religion, communal spirit, resilience and a strong will to survive. We also believe very strongly in God. We can build on these attributes to achieve the desired improvements that we all seek in our country.

A visit to reallyworried.com will reveal to you that what worries the average Westerner is what we regard as unimportant. A good example is the 2012 Olympic Logo which caused epilepsy in some viewers recently in the UK. Just before I left London there was this talk about making it compulsory for the name of the father of a child to be registered on the birth certificate. As we shall see later, gangsters, mostly youths are presently a source of worry in the UK.

Inspite of all these I want to quickly endorse the position of Adejumo when he wrote “In fairness, and in grateful acknowledgement, there are many sincere Nigerians living abroad, working quietly instead of making the usual loud noises of Nigerians abroad, who are making inroads into creating better lives for their people in Nigeria . These real patriots, either individually or as groups, have created jobs in Nigeria”.

To further support my proposition I want to share a few more experiences with you.

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Culture of Consumerism


Iya Sikira a pepper seller at Mushin is the proud owner of a Nokia phone and her son is the proud owner of a motorbike popularly called Okada. Between the two of them they are saving towards buying land with which to build their own house; their present abode being a rented two-room apartment near Palmgrove.

That is the African for you – always dreaming of and planning to acquire assets. Such a craving has its economic and social implications. Indeed there are several Yoruba proverbs which inform us that it is better to own a property and have proprietary interest in it than to lease.

In London you don’t have to own a property before you can conveniently derive satisfaction from its usage or consumption. Even you don’t have to own a gsm handset. It is available from the telecommunication outfits in exchange for a weekly/monthly rental. Same goes for apartments, cars, airconditioners, beddings etc. The propensity to consume is high and the marketing concept is at its best here as needs change rapidly.

With this state of affairs, a man or woman living here can live comfortably for as long as he has enough on his/her credit card but may never own a single asset. Life is just too comfortable.

With buses and trains working efficiently, it is cost-effective to ply them on a daily basis and so no serious consideration may be given to owning a car. In Nigeria a car is a symbol of affluence and convenience and this works for us.

The same is the situation with almost every movable and immovable assets.

With tax liability of about 52% (paye 35% plus vat 17.5%) disposable income is minimal and with the monthly repayment of lease rentals, the average Londoner sure has cashflow problems on a regular and continuing basis. Someone told me that there is also road tax (I didn’t crosscheck though).

That perhaps explains why some of our countrymen and women work in several places.

I don’t have any problem with that. My worry is that inspite of the hard work and earnings, savings becomes difficult and the propensity to acquire assets is not likely to be given serious consideration.

Looking at this from another perspective Gbenga Odugbesan in his column UK Basics under the headline The Agony of remittances in The Saturday Punch of 23/06/2007 wrote “ The need to satisfy the ever-demanding loved ones back home is making some Nigerians in the UK to work their fingers to the bone. They take delight in having more work shifts that take them away from their bed and rest for about three quarters of the day.. In most cases, after settling their rents, their numerous bills and keeping some amount behind for daily upkeep, they are left with virtually nothing, but this scenario attracts no sympathy from home”

It should be mentioned however, that while this is a general picture of what is going on, some actually save money for investments purposes both in Nigeria and overseas.

Uninterrupted Power Supply

Throughout my two week stay in London, electricity was stable 24/7. The bulbs did not blink for even a second and I didn’t have to plug my laptop to a UPS before I could use it. That is another positive thing about London. The steady electricity supply also supports the vast trading and other commercial activities for 24hours.

Religious Houses

I observed that economic activities take place 24/7 in this City. There is no Friday or Sunday as we have back home.

Also there is no proliferation of churches and mosques. Indeed I observed that on Ealing Road which is about three kilometers only one central mosque and one church are located on it. I prayed twice at the mosque on Fridays and immediately after prayers everybody went about their normal business. There is no such thing as Thank-God-It-Is-Friday – an excuse for closing late or working half day in Nigeria.

Also no noisy loudspeakers and/or loud pastor or imam.

We can learn a lot from this attitude. Yes we can hold unto religion but our attitude in terms of propagation and evangelism require a change for the better. We are too noisy and litter our environment with posters advertising religious leaders and their funny claims.

Gangsters

A more dangerous and deadlier version of what we call “area boys” exists in London. A news report monitored on BBC confirmed that it also exists in America. It is called the “gang culture”.

These are youths mostly black who belong to cults. They are into drugs, alcohol, violence and other dangerous vices. Indeed the current debate is about which one, black or white gangs that is more dangerous, though police records show that the black gangsters run foul of the law more than their white counterparts.

This matter is of great concern presently and it is hoped that a lasting solution will be found soon.

One of the major causes attributed to the upsurge in gang activities is rap music and the tendency in youths to want to emulate the negative lifestyles of celebrities.

It is true that gangsters can be found in Lagos, Ajegunle and other Nigerian cities and suburbs. They are also on the prowl in Johannesburg (market street, Hillbrow etc) but the breed here are more dangerous.

Closely related to this is the culture of binge drinking and unwanted pregnancies amongst young females.

Liverpool Market/Finsbury Park

These are popular street markets where you can get good bargain for a variety of items especially fabrics and ornaments. I chose these two because Nigerian languages were so freely spoken, especially Yoruba that one may be tempted to believe that it was Balogun market in Lagos. I was particularly impressed by the fact that some Nigerians came to these markets in their traditional attires. The shop owners were very friendly and were fascinated to see Nigerians. They were warm and some even informed us that they have friends and family in Nigeria. At one of the shops, the owner wondered aloud when he said “ only God knows what will happen to the economy of London if Nigerians don’t patronize us again”.

Of course Nigerians will continue to patronize these markets given the historical ties between the two countries.

I also will like to recommend these two places for anyone looking for a relation that cannot be located or traced in London. Just go to any of these markets on Saturday and Sunday and you are likely to run into at least one relation of yours. I met two of my blood relations at Liverpool! It was a splendid re-union, though brief.

Liverpool also reminded me of the bicentenary celebration of the abolition of transatlantic slave trade coming up in August this year.

Other places include The Wembley Plaza (unfortunately it was cancelled the weekend I was to go there) and Brentcross.

My brother Nigerians plenty for London.

Michael Bland

I was fortunate to meet two gentlemen during the course of the training programme. They are Michael Bland and Dr. Eric Hooper.

I was particularly thrilled by the performance of Michael Bland, who I will like to describe as an erudite scholar, author and renowned authority in Crisis Management. Though physically challenged, he proved to us that physical impairment is no barrier to achieving success in life especially when it comes to developing others. An orator and crisis manager per excellence!

Ironically the only “diasporan” Nigerian resource person only came to the school to talk down on our country. He relied extensively on his outdated knowledge of the financial sector in Nigeria (he jetted out in 1984). In the year 2007 he was telling us about outdated techniques for E-Auditing. He is apparently not aware also of the improvements in the reporting standards of companies and the positive developments in the financial sector in general. We seized the opportunity to update his knowledge and to inform him of banking softwares that come with query facilities that can take care of the outdated techniques he was “teaching” us. It was so frustrating to pay so much only for people like him to make you listen to the condemnation of your country. We left his class half-way to the end of the session.

Land Filled with Gold Dust?

I want to express my profound gratitude to Uche who considered me a worthy subject for his article on the same theme though with a different title.

In that article he wanted to know what I was expecting to find in London

The truth is that whenever I was out of Nigeria I never really paid much attention to the happenings in my host countries. I was usually preoccupied with religious duties (Saudi), shopping and general “enjoyment” of the goodies in those countries.

However this trip to London was a different matter.

Firstly,  I  saw it  as  an  opportunity  to  write  about  and  share  my  experiences  with  fellow  villagers.

Secondly,  there  has  been  so much condemnation of  Nigeria  by some our  friends  in  the “diaspora” that  one  could  not  but  wonder  if  they  are  living outside of  this planet.  So  I looked  forward  to  seeing  a  city  where  the  “air  is  filled with  gold dust  and  fortune  falls  like  snowflakes in your  hands”

Did I  hear  you  say that  my  voice  is  not  sonorous and the  lines were  not  delivered  with the  right pitch and  tone.

I  seek your  indulgence  to  call  on  Dolly  Parton  who  sang  that  song  some  years  back at  a live concert in  London  and  who was  in  the  same  state as  I  was at  a  point  in her life.

Here  we  go

You oughta go north somebody told us
'Cause the air is filled with gold dust
And fortune falls like snow flakes in your hands
Now I don't recall who said it
But we'd lived so long on credit
And so we headed out to find our promised land
Just poor Appalachian farm folk
With nothing more than high hopes
We hitched our station wagon to a star
But our dreams all fell in on us
'Cause there was no land of promise
And it's a struggle keepin' sight of who you are

Oh and these northern nights are dreary
And my southern heart is weary
I wonder how the old folks are back home
But I'll keep leanin' on sweet Jesus
I know He'll love and guide and lead us
Appalachian memories keep me strong

Just  like  her,  I did  not  find  such a  land of  promise.  Did I  find a prosperous land? Yes.  Did  I  find  a  perfect  system? NO.

From Heathrow  to  my  hotel  at  Hanger Lane,  the  memories  of  old Lagos (60s to early 80s) filled  my  hearts.  The  narrow roads, the  left-hand drive, those overhead bridges and  the  posters  on their  beams and columns, the jam-packed residential apartments and  the  absence of  space which  necessitates  the  parking of  cars  on the  road etc.

Indeed Lagos Island  of  those  days  was not  different  from  the  layout  I  saw  in London; even  Abuja  roads  are  wider  and  cleaner.

I  experienced  so  many  things  that  I  have  already  mentioned  and  my  initial conclusion  was  that  all  societies are  basically  the  same  each with  its  fair  share  of  opportunities, threats,  weaknesses,  strengths, achievements, misfortunes  etc.

Just as  in  Nigeria London houses  men  and  women  of  different  cultures, religious beliefs, nationalities and social status.  We  have  the  super rich, the  working/struggling class,  the  poor,  the  lame, the  pious and  the  criminal.

I  saw  a  man picking  cigarette stubs  at  Alperton  Junction.  Cigarettes are expensive (₤5.49 per  pack of  20).  And  not  being  able  to afford this, the  man picked stubs on the  floor to  smoke!  This  happened in the same  city  where  some can  afford  to spend  more  than ₤500 a  month  on  cigarettes and  alcohol.

London has  her  own  share  of  natural and  man-made  disasters.  In  just  one week a  building  collapsed in  central London (Luton  street)  while  a  45 minute downpour  of rain caused  a  disastrous  flooding  that  left  so  many people homeless and  distraught.

Farewell  London

In spite of  all  that  I  experience  London is  an  important  city  for  her  historical  and commercial attractions.  Someday  sometime  I  intend  to  visit  again  provided  I  am  given  a  visa.

I was due  to  return  to  Nigeria  on the 18th  but  I  decided  to reduce  my stay  by two  days (at  least  to save  the cost of  hotel accommodation)  and  traveled  back to  Nigeria  on  the  night  of  the  16th.

My  return  journey  was  a  pleasant  experience.  From  the  business  class  check-in counter of  British  Airway my colleague  and  myself  were treated  like  “big men”.  The  BA officers (Guv, Amana and one  other  lady) were  very  warm  and  friendly. We  exchanged  pleasantries,  talked  for  some  time  about  Nigeria and  we  exchanged  cards.   They  promised  to  honour  my  invitation to  visit  Nigeria. 

The  customs  and  immigration  were  efficient  and our  passage  was  without  any incident  or  delay.

We  boarded the  plane  at  about  11.30pm  and we  were spoiled  on the  plane  by British  Airways.  The  concept  of  the  customer  is  king  was  at  its  best  as all considerations  of  race or  colour  were  absent.  It  was  a pleasant  experience.

We  arrived  Abuja  early  in  the morning  and  the  immigration  and  customs  officials  were  already  waiting for  us.  They  were  thorough and  efficient  in  their duties  that  it  took  less than  30minutes  to  attend to all  of  us.

And  by  the time  we  were through  with  immigration,  our  luggage  were  already  waiting  for  us  to pick.  

The attitude  to  work  of  those  Nigerians  on  duty  that  day is  highly  commendable.  They  were  courteous  and  did not  lower  their  standards. 

Even  poor  me,  I  was  referred  to  as  “Oga”.  That  jolted  me  back  to  life.  I  suddenly  realized  I  am  home.  Yes  I  am  home.  Where  I  am  not  just  a  number.  I  am  home  where  my  the  totality  of  my  being can best  be appreciated and properly defined.  And instead  of  buses  and trains  my  friend’s driver  was  already  waiting  to  take  us  home.

Home sweet  home.  No  matter  how  long  it takes  for  my  ship  to navigate  the high  oceans  and  seas,  it  must  eventually  surrender  at  the  harbour for anchoring. That  is  my  home.

I  am an African  and in  spite of  the  fact that  I  am not  even  writing in my  mother tongue,  Africa flows  in my veins  just  as  it  did  to  David Diop  when  he wrote:

Africa my Africa

Africa of proud warriors in ancestral savannahs
Africa of whom my grandmother sings
On the banks of the distant river
I have never known you
But your blood flows in my veins
Your beautiful black blood that irrigates the fields
The blood of your sweat
The sweat of your work
The work of yor slavery
The slavery of your children

Africa tell me Africa
Is this you this back that is bent
This back that breaks under the weight of humiliation
This back trembling with red scars
And saying yes to the whip under the midday sun

I want  to  express  my  gratitude to  my employer, colleague Abba Tijani, my friends  Uche, Uncle  Tisha, Ali (our  hotelier)  Femi  as  well  as  all  those  who  made  my journey interesting and colourful.

Until  next  summer.  Let us  continue  to  assimilate  the good  things that  the  western  world  has  to  offer but  conscious  of  who  we  are  and  our  heritage  while  at  the  same  time distancing  ourselves  from  those  weaknessess or  negative  things  that  are  prevalent  in the  western  world

Thanks  for  having  read  this  article.

Taslim Anibaba (FCA)                            
24th  June,  2007




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Oga welcome back. i thoroughly enjoyed this article. A brilliant piece.
London is indeed a great and historical city.on your next trip visit cities outside london and you'd really appreciate the UK.

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Welldone sir! Like they say, there is no place like home. Nigeria is, and will continue to be our country. My grouse is that some of our so-called leaders travel abroad while some of them had the privilege of sojourning in or schooling abroad yet they fail to make a difference. It is well with Nigeria!!!

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Despite my earlier outburst at your misplaced depiction of some things that happen/don't happen in London, I believe you were still able to produce some good reading.

My advice thou for the future is try and not be a writer "from the outside looking in", try and look at the system from within and engage people who have a better perspective before you rush off to your computer.

Some of my friends who have lived in the City for a long time read your article and could tell straight away in was a "CNN/BBC on Nigeria"-type article, it did not capture the essence of the core issues worthy of mention; its lop-sidedness was also obvious. Indeed your version of events can be educative and also very misleading for anyone visiting London.

I could easily deconstruct your articles but then it will involve me having to rewrite it almost totally.

Have a safe trip back and all the best in your future travels and writing.

Ben

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Nice conclusion, hope you do come back next year.:)

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=beambolla;186918>Nice conclusion, hope you do come back next year.:)



Coming to the west for the first time can be shocking, depressing and seems over-rated. The first time I came to the US, I was looking for gorgeous buildings, fancy dressers and riches all over. I was amazed the house I was to stay in was built with wood (Pako). I was surprised there was no ostentatious display of wealth. I was even surprised that many people were wearing torn clothes (remember late mid to late 80s of torn jeans and t-shirts).

However, once you are settled down, you get to appreciate why America is America. I realized that the beauty of America is the hope it gives you. Despite America ills, it is the only Country I have visited that I know that gives you hope until you die.

I remember to hassle to start school, did not have to bribe anyone for application form or needing to know someone with “long leg” to secure admission, especially if you are an average student like me.
Though, I don’t intend to die here. Home is Nigeria! Growing up, I just felt the way things are being done in Nigeria did not feel right, despite not having traveled any where then. Growing up in the late 70s and 80s, there was hope everywhere in Nigeria until Shagari and subsequent doom creatures spoilt everything.

Uncle Taslim, this article is a nice read.

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Sir, I am an honourable Londoner. I was not born in London but I have lived here for about thirty years and know London as good as a London Cabby. For this reason, I welcome any presentation of my city in a good light--that is what London it is about!

I must tell you a real event that happened to me: It was as recent as Friday, 22 June 2007, I got hit by a woman. Before I continue, let me take a swipe at (some) women--mind you, my mother, partner, and five sisters are all women, how can anyone accuse me of being misogynistic?

If I should join the brigade that calls for women to stay a home, my reason would be because women are a danger on the road both as drivers and as pedestrians. The pedestrians among them cross roads without checking traffic properly and the ones that drive, turn in and out of main roads without indicating--Talk about body and mind at different places.

All the accidents, I have had on London roads had been caused by women dreaming on the wheels or dream walking. Of course, they are quick to shed tears, claim to be in the right, mother to little children, blame the time of the month, PMT or even pregnancy to get the sympathy vote. And we men always fall for it.

I had the accident at Stamford Street/ Cornwall Road junction in London SE1 at about 6.15pm. Two young girls of African/Caribbean origin helped gather my bicycle and things off the street to safety as I argue with the bloody woman. Another woman in her car complained that I was holding up traffic-- You see, in London, you can be kicked to death and no one will intervene, so do not expect sympathy from Londoners. The entire encounter is dwarfed by what happened next.

And here is the punch line of the event: As I was carrying on my argument with the bloody woman (not a lady), my eyes caught a boy age between 12 and 15 of African/Caribbean origin (probably lives in Cornwall Road or thereabout) stealing my expensive bicycle. Yes, he was bloody nicking—as we say in London-- my bicycle in the presence of bystanders, in broad day light and under my nose—never mind my accident. This was England, I could not give the boy a good slapping or kicking but settled for blooding you and little ba*****. The boy was very calm about it; he didn’t run away or feel any public shame being called a thief, as bystanders looked on. He acted as if it was something natural to him and his reply was “shu” – whatever that means. I only wish him long stint in jails in his adult life.

Now that is the other side of London for you, mate!

Posted by Palamedes| 27.06.2007 18:21

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