11

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2009

And Dora Re-branded Her Daughter. PDF Print E-mail
By Sylva Nze Ifedigbo
11 July 2009

Sylva Nze Ifedigbo

While Ghanaians welcomed and celebrated the presence of Barack Obama in their country and most television cameras all over the continent were beaming the proceedings live, our African Independent Television AIT was beaming live what I would describe as the most successful outing of the re-brand Nigeria campaign till date.

The event was the solemnization of Holy matrimony between Njideka (the daughter of Prof Dora Akunyili our Minister of Information and Communication and the Face of the Re-brand Nigeria campaign) and Justin Crosby an American citizen.

Like you would expect, every one who should be there was there. It was a roll call of who is who. From the Vice President Dr Goodluck Jonathan, his wife, Former Head of State Yakubu Gowon, Former senate Presidents Nnamani and Anyim. Ministers,  Legislators, Top Government functionaries, Diplomats, Royal fathers, Priests and religious. Orji Uzor kalu took one of the intercessory prayers.

Apart from the disappointment I felt that AIT wasn’t beaming the events in Ghana as they had earlier advertised, I also felt this sense of irritation watching the wedding on television. It was in many ways a reminder for me that these people up there have it going for them and are daily devising new ways of preserving and advancing their course.

There is nothing wrong with the daughter of a minister and indeed anybody wedding. Getting married to an American wasn’t also an issue. What was an issue for me was the information that the couple had met at college somewhere in the United States.

This reminded me of the fact that our universities had been grounded for a while now by the strike action and that Government doesn’t seem worried about it because most of the children of the top Government functionaries had all their children schooling abroad. In addition to obtaining superior education and superior degrees, they now also get to meet and marry Americans.

Why then should they be bothered about the rest of us. We spend five-six years to get a four year degree; we walk the streets to find a job. We are victims of the worst conditions on earth. We don’t get to meet and marry Americans. When we wed we don’t have a bishop presiding over the wedding. Our weddings are not live on television. We remain of this brand. A distasteful brand. While ‘they’ continue to re-brand themselves.

I have nothing personal against the new couples. If anything I am happy for them. Akunyili’s are my kinsmen. We draw from the same gene pool. But I have everything against a system that has made some people very much ahead of the others. A system that continues to allow a few ahead of the lot. A system controlled by this few who have continued to look the other way because the status quo favours them. A system they say they are re-branding.

All I see is our leaders rebranding themselves. Today Prof Dora Akunyili succeeded in re-branding her daughter. She is now Njideka Crosby. Now she becomes a citizen of the free world. Never again will she worry about our bad roads and our death trap hospitals. Our dry tapes and our dark nights. Our unemployment and our failed universities. She is free. She’s been re-branded.

I wish the Crosby’s a happy matrimonial experience as the rest of us continue to wait for when our own re-branding miracle will happen.

Sylva Nze Ifedigbo

www.nzesylva.wordpress.com



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RobotRobot is offline

 # 1 | 11.07.2009 09:02

Why then should they be bothered about the rest of us. We spend five-six years to get a four year degree; we walk the streets to find a job. We are victims of the worst conditions on earth. We don’t get to meet and marry Americans. When we wed we don’t have a bishop presiding over the wedding. Our weddings are not live on television. We remain of this brand. A distasteful brand. While ‘they’ continue to re-brand themselves. ...Read the full article.

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DapxinDapxin is offline

 # 2 | 11.07.2009 09:26

Pele.

And this appendage will surely be the sign-off that follows a marriage that is of their brand. I wish the couple well, in the land of freedom.

By the way, what happened to AIT? There was a time I naviely saw a truly independent African source on their label....why would anyone want to screen the proceedings of a wedding (a foreign wedding by definition) live on satellite television?

Its brainless. Its visionless. And yes! we will eternally seek the path to reBranding ourselves...

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Kay Soyemi (Esq.)Kay Soyemi (Esq.) is offline

 # 3 | 11.07.2009 09:41


=Robot;370725>Why then should they be bothered about the rest of us. We spend five-six years to get a four year degree; we walk the streets to find a job. We are victims of the worst conditions on earth. We don’t get to meet and marry Americans. When we wed we don’t have a bishop presiding over the wedding. Our weddings are not live on television. We remain of this brand. A distasteful brand. While ‘they’ continue to re-brand themselves. ...Read the full article.



My dear Sister,

While I commiserate with you, need I remind you that "All Animals Are Equal, but some are more Equal than the Others?"

Akunyili et al are Nigerians but are more Aso Rock than the rest of us!

Molues can be rebranded as well, if we put our minds to it!:hail:

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DanmekaDanmeka is offline

 # 4 | 11.07.2009 09:42


=Dapxin;370738>Pele.

And this appendage will surely be the sign-off that follows a marriage that is of their brand. I wish the couple well, in the land of freedom.

By the way, what happened to AIT? There was a time I naviely saw a truly independent African source on their label....why would anyone want to screen the proceedings of a wedding (a foreign wedding by definition) live on satellite television?

Its brainless. Its visionless. And yes! we will eternally seek the path to reBranding ourselves...



Dapxin, no money kill am. Dora doesn't care as long her re-branding daugther has become a branded American. AIT had no choice,na information minister

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JohntinaJohntina is offline

 # 5 | 11.07.2009 10:17

Very well said!

I only wish that most Nigerians were reasoanble enough to question things that need questioning!

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EnyiEnyi is offline

 # 6 | 11.07.2009 10:45


=Dapxin;370738>Pele.

And this appendage will surely be the sign-off that follows a marriage that is of their brand. I wish the couple well, in the land of freedom.

By the way, what happened to AIT? There was a time I naviely saw a truly independent African source on their label....why would anyone want to screen the proceedings of a wedding (a foreign wedding by definition) live on satellite television?

Its brainless. Its visionless. And yes! we will eternally seek the path to reBranding ourselves...


Have you found out whether AIT covered it gratis? AIT, like other private news media, is out to make profit.

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IgboamaezeIgboamaeze is offline

 # 7 | 11.07.2009 11:02

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Thanks a Million Nze Ifedigbo for bringing this nonsense of a wedding up on time. It was as obscene as it was senseless. I had the misfortune of barbing my hair in a salon where the Tv was tuned to AIT. I could NEVER watch such nonsense in my house. Expect to see the glossy pictures in Ovation and similar rag sheets in the next few days.

Why can't Dora Akunyili quietly give her daughter away in marriage without all the obscenity? It all goes to buttress the point I have been making here concerning Obasanjo and his so-called super star team. They are all a bunch of fake, rotten, corrupt, brainless, greedy and power-hungry opportunists.

Whoever knows that woman should help to save herself. She is going gaga. How many Professors in Nigeria or elsewhere in the world could afford the luxury of satellite televised wedding for their daughters? Who was Dora Akunyili before they brought her to Abuja? Why must she squander the immense, even if largely undeserved, goodwill that she gained at NAFDAC. Oh yes, if you know the inner details you’ll vomit!

Let it surprise no one if you hear tomorrow that Dora Akunyili is charged with corruption. They are all ROTTEN from head to toe: from Ribadu to Akunyili to El Rufai.

What a reckless obscenity...

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emjemj is offline

 # 8 | 11.07.2009 11:12


There is nothing wrong with the daughter of a minister and indeed anybody wedding. Getting married to an American wasn’t also an issue. What was an issue for me was the information that the couple had met at college somewhere in the United States.

This reminded me of the fact that our universities had been grounded for a while now by the strike action and that Government doesn’t seem worried about it because most of the children of the top Government functionaries had all their children schooling abroad. In addition to obtaining superior education and superior degrees, they now also get to meet and marry Americans.



Hmmm, Sylva, i see bad bellus and double speak here(saying nothing wrong and in the shame/same breathe make out that it's wrong)....she could have been the daughter of a Nigerian in Diaspora for crying out loud...who met an American and got hitched to him...:p
So in your own eyes, marrying an American means freedom?....hmmm, wahala dey o.


All I see is our leaders rebranding themselves. Today Prof Dora Akunyili succeeded in re-branding her daughter. She is now Njideka Crosby. Now she becomes a citizen of the free world. Never again will she worry about our bad roads and our death trap hospitals. Our dry tapes and our dark nights. Our unemployment and our failed universities. She is free. She’s been re-branded.



Yep fortunate enough to be at the right place and at the right time....any parent can rebrand their children u know...even within Nigeria of today..u can rebrand ur child without stealing or robbing others.

It's also to be expected that government functionaries and interlopers will be at the wedding ceremonies anywaz.....i wish the couple happy married life..may their union be fruitful:arrow:


PS>....Hold your government and the Minister of Education both past and present responsible for failed Universities....and conducive atmosphere to study.

The nation is in a state of stagnancy...but everyone still need to breathe....and hopefully Nigerians will one day arise to say enough is enough.
Meanwhile life goes on.

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ajimohajimoh is offline

 # 9 | 11.07.2009 11:42


...our universities had been grounded for a while now by the strike action and that Government doesn’t seem worried about it because most of the children of the top Government functionaries had all their children schooling abroad. In addition to obtaining superior education and superior degrees, they now also get to meet and marry Americans.:wink:

Why then should they be bothered about the rest of us. We spend five-six years to get a four year degree; we walk the streets to find a job. We are victims of the worst conditions on earth...We remain of this brand. A distasteful brand. While ‘they’ continue to re-brand themselves.

...I have everything against a system that has made some people very much ahead of the others. A system that continues to allow a few ahead of the lot. A system controlled by this few who have continued to look the other way because the status quo favours them. A system they say they are re-branding!

All I see is our leaders re-branding themselves. Today Prof Dora Akunyili succeeded in re-branding her daughter. She is now Njideka Crosby. Now she becomes a citizen of the free world. Never again will she worry about our bad roads and our death trap hospitals. Our dry tapes and our dark nights. Our unemployment and our failed universities. She is free. She’s been re-branded.



I want to thank Nze Ifedigbo and to associate myself with his sentiments above, as highlighted by me. At the Lagos University Hospital Idi-Araba, in addition to contending with epileptic power supply, the poor doctors find themselves having to borrow medical tools like scalpels. Just like Yar'dua is not fortunate to experience such harshness, madam re-brand and her cohorts are far removed from realities of life on the streets of Nigeria hence she can mouth obscenities like re-branding. Now, at least, we know what re-branding means to them!

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10Kobo10Kobo is offline

 # 10 | 11.07.2009 12:08

'Am just loving this country and all the TERMINOLOGIES they manufacture to deceive the poor citizens!
Sharp leaders, Sharp sense, mumu citizens! = Re-Branding

Dora, dont mind dem jare, you paid your dues in NAFDAC!
Have anyone of the noise makers never heard of "Do as l say but dont do as l do" before? ....Ogin-nni?

Con-ga-rats, e go born twins o!:clap:

10Kobo
BTW: We never see nothing! Just dey watch dey go...
 

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