419 Love ( Part 1) "My Story" [Mature Content] Print E-mail
Written by Iwedi Ojinmah   
Wednesday, 12 December 2007

She reminded me instantly of 2 things. One of a young Angela Davis and secondly of the classic line from the old Ohio Players song “Skin Tight”. You know the one that goes – “You’re a real fine Lady but your walk is a little shady” and right there and then that should have been enough to ignore her. But rather than heed my inbuilt personal alarm that up till then had performed flawlessly, like a moth to a flame I allowed my self to be reeled in and within days I was hooked. Months later I would find out that she had actually seen me first in the market and that our chance meeting later on that afternoon in the Hiltons lobby had been nothing more than an elaborate game in which I was a mere pawn and she the manipulator extreme.

Let’s make no excuses here. Ngozi was a self serving Grade “A” Bitch but she also happened to be a very fine one as well. In a society where women are often relegated to 2nd class citizenship she emitted confidence like a 1000 watt bulb and watching her walk was the equivalent of having a lap dance and a massage with a happy ending all thrown into one. While people like the rapper Little Kim where busy prophesying about the player life and the evolution of the “Byatch” in far away New York, Ngozi was already living it in present tense in Nigeria. She was dressed in white lace from head to toe and initially looked more like a Mecca bound Alhaja than an unscrupulous call girl. Unlike most Alhaja’s though she wore no slip, allowing her duck like waddle to suggestively give us a hint of the Victoria Secret satin beneath that bit into her ebony cheeks in a very snug fit.

As if that was not enough to captivate the attention of every male within shouting distance she chewed her gum in a way that suggested she could do things other than eat, sing or talk with her mouth. Don’t get me wrong it was not in that annoying loud, wet and uncouth way we often see with younger secondary school girls while clap dancing. No her chewing was precise, deliberate and with a sense of purpose.

 

The Bar at the Hiltion - Where it all started!

 

She spoke to me in perfect Arabic maybe confusing me due to my caramel complexion for one of the many Lebanese Traders that make Nigeria their home. I played along instantly switching to purposefully bad Pidgin as she slid into the padded chair beside me rearranging her long gazelle like legs and giving me a shot of her inner core just like Sharon Stone had done years ago in the movie Basic Instinct. Probably not happy with the result she leaned forward and accepted the flame of my lighter for her St Moritz making sure I was caught in the full beam of her twin head lights which had to be in the D Class. I almost incinerated the cigarette and that made her smile.

For the next hour we chatted and did the civilized things people do when they are sizing each other up. Anyway 6 sticks of Suya, 3 Chapman’s and 3 Stouts later not only were we on first name basis but she had even allowed me to put my hand on her lap as I dabbed at the corner of her mouth with a napkin trying to remove a smudge of Suya pepper that wasn’t even there in the first place.

We agreed to hook up later that evening and this is how my 419 love adventure would start.

I smelled her before I saw her. She arrived in an invisible cloud of crushed Hibiscus petals and a hint of Ethiopian Incense. You know like the one we Catholics burn at Mass. Her kiss tasted of Hacks and Pineapple and as our tongues locked and unlocked I could see the entire bar watch us in a combination of controlled fury, envy and plain old open jealousy. Hand in hand we skipped out into the night not knowing that our lives would forever be changed and never be the same again




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She reminded me instantly of 2 things. One of a young Angela Davis and secondly of the classic li...Read the full article.

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Part 2! Part 2!! Oga Suya, you can't just cut off a story at the point you did....that is what is known as gistus interuptus and it is the worst sin a writer can commit. So, oya, get back to work please....:eek:.

Posted by Eja| 13.12.2007 07:22

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I dont want to predict how this ended but the fact is that you delibrately walked into this 419 love tango. No body drag you enter and there was no standing order that when you look, make you no commot ya eye or run.

Anyway when are we to expect part two?

Posted by Oru-Ama| 13.12.2007 09:48

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Iwedi..

I can only guess where you are going with this from the title... You must be extremely naive and gullible to fall for the oldest trick in the book (no offense).... and a real baller would have seen straight through that charade...

Sorry.. hope you did not loose too much cash.

Posted by hellofadude| 13.12.2007 09:59

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@ hellofa .....With all due respect a real “baller” would allow me to tell my story and actually die before burying me! :rolleyes:

@ Oru Ama - sofry sofry. You go soon find out say My own Suya no be monki kpomo. :razz:


@ Eja na Ribena or Mateus Rose you want? :D I dey brew am right now.

Posted by SUYA| 13.12.2007 11:20

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=SUYA;4294972268>@ hellofa .....With all due respect a real “baller” would allow me to tell my story and actually die before burying me! :rolleyes:

@ Oru Ama - sofry sofry. You go soon find out say My own Suya no be monki kpomo. :razz:


@ Eja na Ribena or Mateus Rose you want? :D I dey brew am right now.



Ribena!!!?? Ribena???!!...chei!! see as you make me mess wit no warning...I hope say you no belief wetin Tonsoyo talk about me for dat your oder tread O :cry:...God know say de man insult me no be small..but, as a devout buddhist/scientologist/mormon, I don already forgive am...:lol:..anyway sha, you get to know say unless de ribena come under a pint of vodka, me ah no wan see am...:eek:.

Oya...part 2!!

Posted by Eja| 13.12.2007 14:57

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Ehen…SUYA…you sweet no b small…your analogies fall in place seamlessly like a silk dress slipping on to a perfectly shaped female naked body made specifically to fit…

Abeg…I’m salivating and waiting with parted lips in baited – hook, line and sinker – anticipation for part two….

Please, please don’t make me wait too long…aaahhhbeg….

villageHeadMaster in...just celebrating a sensational writer…mode

Posted by villageHeadMaster| 13.12.2007 15:54

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This sounds like a story that would involve some quality exchanges ;of plenty cash and HIV that iscool:Keep them coming!!

Posted by Papino| 12.01.2008 08:55

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This sounds like a story that would involve some quality exchanges ;of plenty cash and HIV that iscool:cool: them coming!!

Posted by Papino| 12.01.2008 08:56

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Suya: "Hand in hand we skipped into the night not knowing that our lives
would forever be changed and never be the same again"



You've got my mind wondering in all directions at the same time.

-Got hit by a car while crossing the road?
-You got her pregnant?
-She fleeced you and was gone when you woke up?
-Her husband/pimp was waiting for you round the corner?
-You fell madly in love and got married?
-You are both on the the run?

Hurry up, lets have part two ASAP.

Posted by Jah Guda| 12.01.2008 09:24

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