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2008

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By Sonala Olumhense

Nigeria, surrounded

Sonala Olumhense


What would you do to someone you truly hated, if you had the authority to do exactly as you pleased? Caution: murder is excluded as an answer to this question, as “someone” could be more than one person, perhaps whole peoples. I will give my own answer in a few minutes.

Before I do so, I remind you, my dear reader: it is about six years since Nigeria began to “fight” corruption. In a fight, one party usually wins, or to have the stronger hand. In this combat, it is our opponent who seems to be winning, but we have played enough of the right game for the world to mistake the aroma for the food. Some of them are beginning to give us the benefit of the doubt in important reports, but how realistic is that?

A war demands troops and commanders. Equipment and supplies. Strategies and manoeuvres. And then, naturally, we expect to find casualties and prisoners; that is how you win. What you do not expect to find are defectors and fifth columnists.

The first thing one notices in our so-called war is that there are hardly any casualties.  One or two unfortunate people are all we can point to after six years in cases that, in the end, may have had little to do with graft and everything to do with politics. That is the tally. The supposedly “injured,” (undergoing trial, awaiting trial) are all over the place living better than the Queen of England, partying harder than Madonna and travelling better than the Sultan of Brunei. 

What about the commanders? In random order, as I cast my eyes over the horizon, the army is advised by an ethically-empty and professionally uncaring Attorney-General and Minister for Justice. Increasingly alleged to be involved in all kinds of personal malfeasance and even dismissed by the political salesman Terry Waya as “the greediest man in Abuja,” it took Mr. Michael Aondoakaa only months to build himself a mansion fit for a king. He has converted his office into the best friend of corrupt former governors in trouble abroad. 

In the past fortnight, the press has reported the arrest by the State Security Service, of his younger brother, Innocent Aondoakaa. From him, they obtained extensive evidence of several filthy deals bothering on extortion that the AG, in collusion with the Economic and Financial Crimes (EFCC) chairperson, Mrs. Farida Waziri, has been involved with.

In the anti-graft “war,” it is to be expected that Mr. Aondoakaa would work closely with the leaders of the anti-graft agencies. With Mrs. Waziri, who heads the EFCC, the AG seems to be doing well. With controversy swelling over allegedly missing or distorted EFCC files, Mr. Aondoakaa has said nothing. He is galvanized only on the side of an accused governor. Nothing speaks more eloquently about his place in history. 

As another “commander” in a critical front in the “war,” I have cited Mrs. Waziri in this column as being tainted. Among others, she has openly, publicly and brazenly flouted the statutory reporting requirements of her agency. There is therefore no official or organized record of what the EFCC is doing. 

Unofficially, Mrs. Waziri seems to be a competent swimmer. Her favourite pool to enjoy is the river of corruption and ineptitude that runs from the troubled former governors to her office and on to the Federal Ministry of Justice. Her relationship with the President and the AG makes it most unlikely she was really sent to fight corruption; her sad track record so far makes it most unlikely we will ever celebrate her as a champion graft-fighter. 

Another command in the war is the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC). The ICPC, which is now headed by a former Supreme Court judge, Mr. Justice Emmanuel Ayoola, stirs once in a while to remind Nigerians it is still alive and maintaining a website. Apparently, that is how they justify their statutory claims. The ICPC, which is actually older than the EFCC, seems to have decided that both corruption and power are to be feared; it is not really going to confront either.

What about the police? While the Nigerian policeman has acquired a bad name over the years for his corruption and brutality, he now has a leader without limits. Inspector-General Mike Okiro is linked with several cases of corruption himself, including private schools and shopping malls in Abuja worth billions of Naira that he could not possibly have paid for from his police salary.

The IG also owns other businesses that conflict and compete with his job. His Bharmoss Ventures, for instance, claims expertise in “construction, real estate acquisition and development as well as engineering.” How does a policeman “sell, improve, manage, develop, exchange, lease, mortgage, enfranchise, dispose of, turn of account, or otherwise deal with, all or any part of the property and rights of the company," and still protect and serve anyone who is neither selling to, nor buying from him?

Meanwhile, over at the federal legislature, David Mark presides over the Senate. Mr. Mark makes no ethical claims. He is a former minister who is stupendously wealthy, with vast financial tentacles and property that span Africa, Europe and Jersey. It is unknown how he came about any of them, including 6 million British pounds his former wife convinced a court to freeze several years ago. 

Mr. Mark’s counterpart at the House of Representatives, Dimeji Bankole, a “new generation” politician who came to prominence only recently as Speaker, is currently embroiled in allegations of sleaze following the purchase by the House of hundreds of cars. In the past month, his image has taken a hammering.

Meanwhile at the top of the judiciary, some Supreme Court justices are reported to have accepted inducements from the tag team of Aondoakaa and EFCC’s Waziri, who have a budget of about $30 million for the purpose, towards purchasing justice that is favorable to President Yar’Adua in the electoral petition before the court. 

And up at the presidency itself, Patience Jonathan, the Vice-President’s wife, remains a screaming siren. For two years, nobody has touched her, a woman twice held for money-laundering, once for N104 million, and then for $13 million (US). There is no war against corruption in Nigeria for as long as Mrs. Jonathan is sitting comfortably on her backside shielded by her husband, Yar’Adua, and Aondoakaa.

And then President Yar’Adua, who took office 18 months ago and promised a new day. The trouble, for me, is that I thought the President could tell night from day. He promised the rule of law, but is arresting journalists he said he would sue. He promised Nigeria a better deal but refuses to be honest with them about his health. He says Nigeria will implement the Millennium Declaration Goals but prefers to stay in bed. He speaks of Vision 2020 the same way we count our gold medals before the Olympics. 

It seems to take Yar’Adua days to wake up, weeks to realize he has not got out of bed, months to decide to fire his ministers, even more months to actually fire them, and then months to announce a list that is evidently more flawed than what he did one year ago. In a country so far down the drain from its potential, a country needing a dynamic, 24-hour-per-day performance, we are hostages in more ways than one.

So, dear Nigerian, what would you do to someone you truly hated, if you had the authority to do everything? The answer is that, to make him suffer forever, you would leave behind a poison that keeps on poisoning. 

Before our eyes, someone who obviously hates Nigerians handpicked Mr. Yar’Adua, knowing his deep limitations of vision, ability, motivation, and even health. It is a stroke of evil genius, the poison that keeps on poisoning. 

But understanding this ought to make Nigerians rise in strength, not deflate in agony. We are a nation surrounded, but we must rise—prepared to take our destiny in our own hands—and say the word. 

That word is: “Enough!”



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RobotRobot is offline

 # 1 | 22.11.2008 23:30

Nigeria, surrounded Sonala Olumhense What would you do to someone you truly hated, if you had the authority to do exactly as you pleased?Caution: murder is excluded as an answer to this question, as “someone” could be more than one person, perhaps whole peoples.I will give my own answer in a few minutes. Before I do so, I remind you, my dear reader: it is about six years since Nigeria began to “fight” corruption.In a fight, one party usually wins, or to have the stronger hand.In this combat, it is our opponent who seems to be winning, but we have played enough of the right game for the world to mistake the aroma for the food.Some of them are beginning to give us the benefit of the doubt in important reports, but how realistic is that? A war demands troops and commanders.Equipment and supplies.Strategies and manoeuvres.And then, naturally, we expect to f...Read the full article.

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 # 2 | 23.11.2008 00:54

Dear Sonala,

Once again, you hit the nail on the head. This write-up should be called "The Compendium of Corruption at Abuja". It is sad that Obasanjo (the guy who hated Nigeria so much and chose the poisoned chalice called Yar'adua), built up massively on the legacy of corruption created and sustained by Babangida. To ensure its survival, Obasanjo chose a disaster in walking, by name, Yar'adua, who has not only faithfully discharged his obligations in this regard, but is ensuring that the country would not recover from his legacies in over 10 decades.

We have always known that Abuja is the seat of corruption in Nigeria, if not its headquarters worldwide. The only concern is that it has been so massively institutionalised that generations of unborn Nigerians will suffer. And posterity will not forgive us for folding arms in the midst of this degree of national malaise. It so appalling that sometimes one wants to give up. Sometimes, the shame is so much that you sometimes wish you were not a Nigerian.

The new ministerial list by Mr Yar'adua belongs to where it belongs - the trash bin. Dimeji Bankole (new-breed politician indeed!) is another thief ably planted to sustain the hegemony. David Mark has been known as a thief for so long. Our "Mr Telephone Man" who does not see the point in poor Nigerians being given the comfort of access to telephone. What about Mr Inspector General? People like him can only thrive in the present conducive environment created by Babangida, nourished by Obasanjo and multiplied and further nourished by Yar'adua.
Mike Okiro effectively thrives in this community of thieves, because he is one too.

It would be surprising if Mrs Goodluck is made to face justice. What happened to Mr & Mrs Babangida on the Gloria Okon issue? Mrs Farida (our local sheriff as has been termed by a cyber supporter) is only obeying the designated script. It is indeed a sad era for Nigeria. It is high time we paid heed to the warning that Nigeria may go bankrupt during the time of Yar'adua. The signs are too numerous to be ignored.

As per arresting journalists in the course of obeying the rules of law, Mr Yar'adua has a herculean task. Not only does he need to create a special prison for the horde of jornalists in the country, he would need extra space for the legion of cyber warriors. He needs to arrest us all!

We are now in a phase in Nigeria, where men and women of honour cannot afford to keep quiet. We are living in a time where posterity may call us to question over our inactivity in the face of gigantic corruption, political ineptitude, garrulous lawlessness and brigandage and official malfeasance and insensitivity. May God save Nigeria!!

Nigeria is NOT only surrounded, dear Sonala, it is being swallowed!!!

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 # 3 | 23.11.2008 00:57

How I respect you guys for writing nearly the same thing over and over again and over again, without going Insane....

You've said it all. Really!

edit - Indeed Tiger, It is "The Compendium of Corruption at Abuja"!

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K_StationK_Station is offline

 # 4 | 23.11.2008 02:12

Nigeria sorrounded? I think Nigeria has been overrun many years ago! Now the vultures are feasting on its carcass.

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MultioptionMultioption is offline

 # 5 | 23.11.2008 02:22


=dapxin>How I respect you guys for writing nearly the same thing over and over again and over again, without going Insane....

Where is the roflol emoticon? geeeeeeez!

dapxin: your comment is simply hilarious!

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 # 6 | 23.11.2008 06:29

Methink the imposition of Yar'Adua on us by OBJ is a way of 'punishing' us for daring to abort his third-term agenda. The logic being that, well if you wont let me rule you ad infinitum, i'll force on you an unfit and visionless man that will make my misrule seems like years of paradise! Remember 1979: OBJ has an habit of imposing on us such characters that will make him look good and capable. We are well and truly sorrounded. By the way, Sonala, why did you exclude murder from what we should do to these enemies of the people?

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 # 7 | 23.11.2008 10:35


=dapxin;292813>How I respect you guys for writing nearly the same thing over and over again and over again, without going Insane....

You've said it all. Really!

edit - Indeed Tiger, It is "The Compendium of Corruption at Abuja"!



Daxpin we are all insane but we do not know it yet or fail to acknowledge it.
This administration is absolutely insane & we are insane by tolerating or existing in it's crass display of ineptitude & corruption.

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Dr DamagesDr Damages is offline

 # 8 | 23.11.2008 10:50

I wasn't sure if I was insane or not. So I called the asylum. Guess what, I was told that nobody is in my room. But what does that mean?

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akuluounoakuluouno is offline

 # 9 | 23.11.2008 11:16

Dear SO, esteemed Villagers,

As a born bread and buttered Anglican, I always take solace in one old hymnal. "Christians seek not yet repose" when times vividly described by SO in this article comes up. Substiute Christians for Nigerians in the hymnal and you will see the the soothing import and power to steer a good soul from going mental like an astute villager almost reported in his intervention.
Corruption and coups remain the twin evils that Nigeria may have to contend with until our Lord and personal Saviour arrives Earth oncemore. The two malicious cancers have held Nigeria because we are a nation that deliberately decided not to have a grundnorm. As a result the vital instituitons of governance are deliberately ossified and non-transparent.
Besides the constituitonal organs of governance for instance, there is the shadowy, mafia-like traditional system of governance which until it deals with you, many Nigerians do not know that it is more powerful than the constitutional bodies.
All these have reduced usto mere denizens in a jungle of anarchy:eek:
So when SO cites names of persons who are above the law, he looks at them with one eye. If only his inner eye can be awakened, he will like Balaam's donkey see the traditional system in its full and dubious glory backing these never-do-wells in authority:twisted:

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 # 10 | 23.11.2008 11:38

thanks to d author, and contributors. i understand daxpin's contribution and agree sincerely..... i do feel strong admiration for your commitment to the project NIGERIA, evidenced by d dedicated write-ups.

me, am ready to shout ENOUGH O!!!!!!!! becos it is really enough. but somehow, i know we havent hit rock-bottom yet. each day brings more mind-numbing revelations.

na waya!