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Friday, 01 August 2008

I was never good at it. I was never good at Marriage. AAnd I don’t know too many people who are good at it. Still, they tolerate the married life. In spite of all the aches and pains and tribulations and the confining nature of marriage, they endure, they persevere. It is not for me to say, but somehow, I suspect that most people who remain married, in spite of the allied pain and agony, have some form of psychosomatic injury. If not, how else do you explain several years of torture?

HE HE HE HE HE HE! ALL NA MANAGEMENT NAAAAAAA! WHEN YOU DON ENTER, YOU DON ENTER BE THAT. LIKE BONE, E GO HOOK YOU FOR THROAT:D

Most women stayed married even at the risk of their own wellbeing. In fact, women loosing their lives or limbs at the hands of their husbands are not unheard of.

MBA MBA MBA! NOT MY PORTION IN JESUS NAME, AMEN!:cry:

A man brings in a second or third wife, yet she remains married; he denies her her human rights, she remains married; he goes on to have kids out of wedlock, she remains married. He may even beat the daylight out of her, still, she remains married. Religion and culture aside, most of these women remain married because of the children. It is as if Nigerian women live just so their children can live and have a joyous and prosperous life.

THOSE APPLY TO ONLY MAD NIGERIAN MEN ABEG WITHOUT PROPER UPBRINGING!!! BUSH MEN IN SHORT!!!


As with most aspects of the Nigerian life, things are changing. The role and place of women in the society are undergoing changes. It is difficult to calibrate the speed of the change; still, the transformation is observable.

As women become more educated, more self-assured, more financially independent, and more liberal in their thinking, they demand and grab the things they think belong to them.

AMEN TO THAT!!!! :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

They do the things they think are in their best interest -- including mind altering sex.

I DO TOO!!!!!:cool:

In the olden days, most women just lie there. It was missionary position all the way from their teenage years until menopause and beyond. For most people, sex served two primary purposes: procreation, and tension reliever. Although some men also used it to control their women. By and large, two minutes, six minutes or ten minutes and it is all over. Off he goes.

OFF HE GOES TO WHERE? SAY WHO DIE? KNEE TO HEAD POSITION PLEASE LET IT ALL HANG OUT!!!

Off he goes into another tent or another compound at a time of his choosing. He may or may not thank her. He may or may not care about her needs and feelings. He may or may not look into her eyes. He may or may not cuddle. He may or may not express his love and affection. Kissing? Heck no, forget it! Foreplay? Oh heavens, hell no! Pregnancy is his main goal and it is what affirms his manliness. Alone with fellow men, he may brag about the frequency and number of his conquests.

THESE KAIN MEN FULL INSIDE THIS VILLAGE!!!NA SO GOD CREATE THEM ABEG, NO VES!:D

More so since the tail end of the twentieth century, things began to change for the Nigerian women. Men are generally slower than women when it comes to change. Most often, you have to take the men by hand; you have to lead them, stroke their egos, and explain to them that it is in their best interest to change. In public, they may be brash and arrogant and loud and may even thump their chest. Don’t panic! Such actions are well known amongst Nigerian men: na Shakara! He may buff and huff, na Shakara. In private, he is as soft as butter, and as amenable as soft clay.

NA YOU TALK AM. JUST HANDLE THAT THING PUT FOR MOUTH, DEM GO SHUT UP ONE TIME DEY CRY LIKE BABY! OH MOMMY PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!

You have to teach a typical Nigerian man. After a while, he becomes your lapdog and will do most things you ask of him. But after a while, he becomes the master of the game. Twenty five years earlier, a sizeable number of the women (between the ages of 18 and 40) knew what French kiss, fellatio, Cunnilingus, rimming and various other sex acts and positions were. The men were laggards, slackers. Today? Oh no, you couldn’t make some of them (those between 18 and 40) stop. They want butter on bread.

OH GIRLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NA YOU BIKO!!! I AM LOVING IT!!!!:lol:

But in spite of the gradual transformation of the Nigerian men, some still treat women of different color and background differently. A typical Nigerian living in the western world still does not bring his woman roses and cards, he still does not give her hand-written love notes, he still does not take her for evening or morning walks, and he still does not give her backrub or full body massage. Kai, God forbid she asks him to suck on her toes.

JUST GIVE THEM TIME, DEM GO SUCK ANYTHING FOR "KPALI" INCLUDING SHIIIT!!!:D

But he will do the aforementioned plus more for the non-Nigeria, especially if the non-Nigerian is White, Asian or Latin American. There is a system to it, though. First, he complains to the non-Blacks that his religion and or culture do not allow licking and sucking the suckables and the lickables. He swears it is an abomination to do so. He swears thunder and lightning will strike him if he disobeys God and that his ancestors will shift uncomfortable in their graves.

FOR WHERE? ALL NA PRETENCE JARE. JUST PUT WHIP CREAM OR STOCK FISH ON TOP, THEM GO SUCK AM LIKE THAT THANK YOU ON TOP!



Eyes wide open and with hardening nuts, that same Nigerian will murmur to the non-Black: “but I won’t object if you want to do it to/on me…it is permissible…only if you want to…” Should she oblige him, you couldn’t get that same Nigerian to stop moaning and praying: “Oh Lord, Oh Jesus…Yeparipa…Chineke…Egba mio…Yes…Yes…Yes…Ahhhh…Ohhhh…Mnnnn…Thank You…Thank You…!

DON'T FORGET "YOU ARE KILLING ME EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"!!! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE MAMA WEN BORN ME!!!:D



If after the second or third episode the non-Black says ‘if you won’t come down on me, then forget it,” you will see the Naijaman with his tongue protruding, salivating, ready for action. Thereafter, you may never get him to stop licking the honey jar. Something else, he may never admit to his fellow Naijaman that he is regular visitor to the nectar jar. And even if he is caught with his tongue deep in the beehive,he will deny it; he will tell you he was searching for his lips.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D EVEN WITH THE MOUTH SMELLING OF "P" JUICE AND "CHEESE" GLUED TO HIS MOUSTACHE!!!

Wow, how did we get here? Now I know: I was telling you that I was not good at marriage. Six is enough. Still, I am willing to try it again if certain conditions are met. I don’t care if you are Black or Chinese or India or White or any other race or color in between. Heck, been there and done that. My doors are open…or page me.

YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS!!! I THINK YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO GOD!!! MARRIAGE IS NOT MEANT FOR EVERYONE OK? ONLY A MAD PERSON WILL TRY THAT MORE THAN ONCE. . . EVEN IF THE SPOUSE DIED!!!! MARRIAGE SHOULD BE DONE ONLY ONCE. PERIOD!!!!



Sabidde@yahoo.com

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Gosh! The best thing I have read in ages! Sabella, thank you very much. Please bring us another one.:D

Robot, may God bless you for this article. It is like you were reading my mind this morning!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Nigerian men, no be me talk this one oooooooooooooooooooh!

Thank you very much "Sabella"!!! :D

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WOW! So there are many Nigerian men that do the abominable! Interesting to know. Being "SU" (scripture union member, conservative Christian) has its peculiarities... I don't read/hear a lot of these things...

I am a little curious though, Sabella, were you one of those men? Six mariages you say... were they all with Nigerian women? If you'e not comfortable answering here just say so and PM me the answer.

Thanks.

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http://www.africanloft.com/nigerian-man-murders-wife-in-america/

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Hey Sabidde:

6 marriages? Dat na oynbo style. Marry and divorce and marry and divorce...till you die.

That is why I prefer good old african polygamy...better marry and have all six women, six wives, and you would be happier.

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I see no evil, I hear no evil, I do no evil and I read no evil. I love my African culture and patriarchy to pieces, come rain, come shine. I am not a copycat. I am only ready to copy the good in a people who are equally ready to copy the good in my culture, if not to your tent o' Israel.

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Na wa o! All the same, on a lighter mood, this is a good one sabbidde.

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=ikechukwu;4295078820>Na wa o! All the same, on a lighter mood, this is a good one sabbidde.

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Yeah a very good one....

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Help me,Lord!It's your daughter,Alexa!!!

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Welcome back, Sabella..Me like this piece, very funny but has a lot of truths to it.