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2006

The Man from Calabar PDF Print E-mail
By Reuben Abati
10 September 2006
The Man from Calabar
By Reuben Abati

I was in Calabar most recently. This is the town where I spent the more critical moments of my adolescent years. Every encounter with Calabar unlocks old memories; touches hidden aspects of the sub-conscious, it evokes for me a certain familiarity, a sense of home and place. When we got to Calabar in those days, we met houses with thatched roofs in the middle of the city; the streets were narrow passages; the side streets were for the most part, dusty entrances. To move about you needed to jump on the back of a commercial motorcycle. Long before the okada became a national phenomenon, it was there in Calabar as a means of popular transportation known variously as "Aka uke", "ala lok", "going?".

Its only rival was the bicycle. Every morning you could see the local women riding bicycles to the farm carrying their baskets and hoes. We always wondered what the men did, with the women of Calabar working so hard to keep the family together. My father who had taken me to school there, had remarked that the people were unusually friendly. He joked endlessly about old Calabar women who wore nice skirts, dabbed their faces with powder, with some even wearing make up. Old men dressed smartly too, and to show friendship, they saluted any man they thought was older, like my father for example. "Welcome to our country" , the people greeted us. My father wondered if they thought we foreigners. But the truth is that even at that time, the people, being minorities, felt marginalised in the Nigerian arrangement.

I recall the Orons alleging Oronphobia, and the Annangs greeting each other so militantly: "Annang nma!". I remember the cultural festivals: the Ekpe, the Ekpo, the Akata and the various rites with Bacchanal flavour. But the cuisine was truly delightful. We ate afang, edikang ikon, afia efere, ekpang nkukwo or vegetable, all tasting as if they had been mixed with honey. Even the poorest persons in the community ate well; if you went to a restaurant and asked for more soup, you brought a smile to the lips , and got generous scoops, not a murderous bill asking you to pay for every drop of oil as was done in Lagos and elsewhere, not a scowl which you were sure to get if you tried that in Benin.

But "Calabar man like enjoyment no be small". We imitated their linguistic variations, and tonal, syncopated manner of speaking. "Man mus enyoy" ; " Ete, abadie, my bodi e dey inside yaket." "Da, tomorrow I go Okoya to see my friends and drink yampion"... Living among the people, we soon found out that there was a lot more to them than the myths about beautiful women, the cuisine and the fact of the area having contributed a larger number of househelps and cooks to the Nigerian service industry. You could follow a Calabar man or woman home and feel safe. In those huts, you would find a neatly kept surrounding, and you could have a decent meal. In the more privileged homes, you would not necessarily eat tastier meal. It was if everybody in Cross River was trained to cook and entertain visitors. Life in Calabar was without stress; I remember some persons complaining that their homes were burgled. And what was stolen? Food items! These were very friendly people, at home with strangers, living a totally uncomplicated life.

The only thing that they feared was any form of domination by larger groups especially Ibos who were beginning to take up residence in Calabar in large numbers. The people's hospitality, their love of order has often been attributed to their early contact with the white man. My father's theory is that the weather should be held responsible: rains all year round, abundance of game in the forests, enough land to be cultivated by a small population; rivers bursting with fish and other aquatic food, with beautiful women in the community and men with extra-ordinary libidos - these are likely to produce a people with a sober outlook, and their hospitality seems given since they do not lack enough food to give outsiders.

Military rule served the people badly, the civil war bruised them, the development of the area was arrested due to Nigeria's peculiar politics, but this did not rob the people of their humanity. When I visited recently, I was struck by the efforts that are being made, through public sector-private sector partnership to optimise the people's natural potentials, to develop an environment that encourages business and tourism. I did not see rocket science at work but pure common sense. The people love nature. So, the streets of Calabar and its environs have been fitted out with trees and beautiful flowers, giving the town a lovely scent and appearance. The people are naturally clean, so a campaign for environmental sanitation has turned Calabar into probably the cleanest city in Nigeria. There are no heaps of pure water sachets on the streets, no mounds of dirt.

You are not likely to find a man or woman relieving his bowels by the road side, spitting into your face, or carrying a hot bowl of shit across the road. While in Calabar, I used to wonder whether some of the women ever went to toilet. They looked too clean, too beautiful to do anything that smelly. When I began to complain about too much pepper in my mother's soup and the lack of variety in the things we ate, my father decreed that I would not be allowed to go back to Calabar nor would I be allowed to marry a Calabar woman! He said I was beginning to show too much interest in food. In those days, we drank a kind of pinkish palm wine called "mmin efik". Night life was rich. The pepper soup was good. Today, the hospitality business thrives in Calabar. The city is being branded around its traditions.

I know people who travel to Calabar with the hope that they will experience all the myths about the area as lived experience. Many Nigerians seek out Ibibio, Efik, and Annang, efut, efik, and atam dishes the same way they crave Chinese cuisine. Edikang Ikon in particular has become a national icon. The women of Calabar have been immortalised forever in a play by Elechi Amadi titled "The Woman of Calabar". Sadly, though, references to the Calabar woman are often sexist, and denigrating as represented by a joke on the MTN network, currently making the rounds which says: "Behind every successful Benin woman there is a satisfied man but behind every satisfied Calabar woman, there is an exhausted man". The women of Calabar won't like this certainly. Calabar today, is a city where a nexus has been created between social development and the people's culture, with an accent on general ownership. In many of our states, crisis results, the spectre of alienation is created because of the dissonance between the people's character and expectations.

TINAPA is perhaps the loudest expression of this marriage of project and tradition. It is conceived as a miniaturised version of Dubai, an export duty free zone, covering a wide expanse of land, close to the Cross River, a few minutes away from the airport, on the right as you enter Calabar from the Ikot Ansa direction, before you get to the city gate, where there is a broad stone marker which tells you proudly: "This is Calabar". TINAPA is named after a tin fish of the same name which was popular among the people in the past. It was imported from Portugal and although the poor could not afford it, they composed songs about it. It stands for class, taste and sophistication. It now exists as a tourism dream land comprising emporiums, shopping centres, entertainment arcades, a 600-bedroom hotel, an artificial lake that opens into the river, warehouses and a 10 km mono-rail that is directly linked to the airport, joined together in a seamless fashion, involving landscape, nature and design.

We were taken to TINAPA by a tour guide who regaled us with the story of Calabar. And I wondered: a tour guide in Nigeria? Being a tour guide to visitors is a growing industry that is managed by the Cross River State Bureau of Tourism. I met another guide on the way to the Obudu Cattle Ranch, a confident young man from Becheve in Obalinku local government area in Northern Cross River who spoke English with a local tint, but whose mastery of his assignment and the joy with which he told his tale is all that I remember. He too had been trained, and so as we travelled from the Bebi airstrip, where Aero contractors has a fully staffed desk, he gave the life history of every village along the way, pointing out the parts where Cross River merges with Benue state. At a point, we were told that the road on which we travelled could be divided between Benue and Cross River states. The confusing character of boundaries even in this remote part offered a graphic explanation of the reason for boundary clashes in Nigerian communities.

Obudu Cattle Ranch had been there, over time. It was set up by the colonial missionaries but we knew it as a place in Obudu, up the mountains where cattle was grazed, in a foreign, temperate weather and holiday makers could hire a room for the night. The Obudu Ranch has now being transformed beyond its beginnings into an amazing holiday resort in the Southern heart of the country, at a height that is over 5,000 feet above sea level where the weather is so cold you would need winter jackets, and a fire place, to keep warm. At the ranch, the old has given way to the new. At the foot of the mountains is a water park for holiday makers and a cable car system which takes you into the sky, on suspended ropes, on a 15 minutes journey to the Ranch. The attraction of the ranch is the thrill of adventure that it offers. But if you have high blood pressure, be careful. Inside the cable car, suspended in the middle of the sky, it was scary looking down at the deep valleys below.

If you travelled up the mountains in a vehicle, you must be armed with prayers, the bends are sharp and convoluted; any wrong turn, the vehicle and its passengers could end up in the belly of the valley. The Ranch promised even greater excitement: the walkway made up of net ropes which dangled as you walked along, threatening to snap or throw you into the jungle below, where you had been told some baboons were sighted recently and a leopard had been killed in the past. There is the grotto, a trip down the belly of the earth where you end up surrounded by nature in its purest form.

The expansion of the Ranch includes the building of a Presidential retreat, a full-scale Presidential camp carved out of the hills in a picturesque manner. A ziggurat leads to the Presidential villa, a place fit only for kings and gods, a helicopter pad, a conference centre, houses for the President's security and guests, and down the hill, expressionistic guest houses for any holiday maker who feels like getting away from it all. I loved the spread of nature, the intimations of the artistry of God, the fresh air, the fresh milk from the farm, the honey from the honey factory on the Ranch, the lovely food provided by Protea Hotel which manages the guest houses. We met indigenous communities on that great height, including one exotic looking fellow, looking like he was a hundred years old. His name: Mountain!. We ran into families there who had travelled from as far away as Lagos and Abuja, to relax and commune with nature: oil company executives, the children of judges, students etc.

I returned to Lagos to find that the trees lining the roadside on the way to the International Airport were being cut down. It seemed to me as if a human being had been beheaded. "Who ordered that those trees should be cut please?", I ask. Living in the city we tend to lose sight of nature and its wondrous gifts. In Obudu, Calabar and elsewhere in rural Nigeria, the Almighty still talks to the people from mountain tops, and through rivers that flow from the heart of rocks, landscapes that look like a piece of Heaven, vegetation that lifts the spirit, and encounters that purify the soul. Those who will not build cities, should not desecrate them. The cutting of the trees on the way to the airport in Lagos, must stop, now.



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RobotRobot is offline

 # 1 | 10.09.2006 00:42

The Man from CalabarBy Reuben Abati I was i...Read the full article.

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DoubleWahalaDoubleWahala is offline

 # 2 | 10.09.2006 03:47

Abati, admit it; this article of yours is really an euphemism to affirm/admit the congo shining prowess of the 'Calabarians'. You don waka small, my broda.

You sef. Make you take time o! :biggrin:

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 # 3 | 10.09.2006 07:33

Abati, you have spoiled this article with his play on stereotypes and ethnicity. DoubleWahala must have come away with the same conclusion, b/c he had nothing else to say apart from "this article of yours is really an euphemism to affirm/admit the congo shining prowess of the 'Calabarians'". I am sure that you are aware that the common stereotypes for the Yoruba is that they are dirty etc.. Why did you not refer to this you landed in Lagos? When you write about a northern city, do you malign the people with the stereotype "mumu" or the population of an Ibo city with "wayo". There is really no place for stereotyping of this nature. If a non-black person had written that black people were lazy, unruly and fraudulent etc., we would all jump up in arms. If you don't know, that is the the common stereotype held for black people by non-blacks. No one would be laughing and cracking Nigger jokes on this page. With this article you have demonstrated your true colours, a two faced tribalist masquerading as a nationalist. Your attitude towards the minority ethnic group is as usual appears to be warm on the outside while your real feeling are disparaging and contemptuous. You and your kind is what is wrong with Nigeria.

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 # 4 | 10.09.2006 07:58

to yu all who are putting abati down...go to calabar firsts and then you will know what he is on about...the tatse of the pudding is in the eating. Thank you abati

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Uche NworahUche Nworah is offline

 # 5 | 10.09.2006 08:22

Masterful delivery Reuben. My only concern is that the name Donald Duke was conspicuously missing in the piece. Surely, the saxophone playing and hardworking governor deserved a mention. Only if there were 1 or 2 more like him.

As I read the piece, I felt transported to the areas being described and now wish to visit someday too. Those that only read ‘sex’ in the article must be true disciples of Sigmund Freud; surely every author uses a unique style to transport his or her readers around the ‘world’ and back, and feeding them different themes along the way. I thought Mr Abati did just that in this article. I liked the way he contrasted the serene and soulful Cross River environment to the decaying and soulless Lagos towards the end.

As a well-read writer, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mr Abati receives a bumper Christmas hamper this year from the promoters of the TINAPA project and the Cross River Tourism Board for publicity that even 10 Million Naira can not pay for.

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 # 6 | 10.09.2006 09:28

Dear Uche;


Thanks for reminding the readers about the good-works Mr. Donald Duke is doing as the governor of Cross River State. I can also assure you that both Prof. Pat Utomi--your candidate for presidency in 2007 and Mr. Donald Duke--my own candidate for 2007--will both usher in a new era of political discourse centered on issues affecting Nigeria. Unlike the mostly corrupt, inept, %#%#%#%#%#ic leaders who are currently parading the land like elephants--I mean, big-for-nothing because the Lion is still the King of the Jungle--lilly livered men such as VP Atiku, IBB and the rest of the thieving governors who wants to contest for the presidency in 2007.

Personally, I cannot wait for the total political destruction of both IBB and VP Atiku by Pres. OBJ, so that we can have men of substance such like Mr. Duke and Prof. Utomi to dominate the political scene witnessed by real politicking devoid of violence and corruption.

As for Mr. Abati, this latest piece by him is one of the best in a long time, if not for anything else, but for the expose of the twin projects of Tinapa and Obudu Ranch both of which undertaking by Governor Duke for the benefits of Cross Riverians and Nigerians in general. For this: I say thank you to Mr. Rueben Abati.


Peace and Love.

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AbraxasAbraxas is offline

 # 7 | 10.09.2006 09:35

Hi, folks!

I do not think that it is fair to arrive at the extremely paranoid conclusion that Dr. Reuben ABATI "spoiled this article with his play on stereotypes and ethnicity", as is being insinuated by Mr. THUMWOOD, or that the article “is really an euphemism to affirm/admit the congo shining prowess of the Calabarians”, as gratuitously force-fed into our consciousness by Mr. DoubleWAHALA.

Most disturbing is the observation that Mr. THUMWOOD may not have even bothered
to read Dr. ABATI’s article, in the first place, and may have only read Mr. DoubleWAHALA’s regurgitation of a worn-out chauvinistic cliché, masqueraded as a balanced comment, before raining all manner of scurrilous remarks, including direct and indirect heavily stereotypical xenophobic branding of other Nigerians, particularly Yorubas, Northern Nigerians, NdiIgbo, and the Black race in general. This problem of benign self-hate is what is really wrong with Nigeria.

For me, I came out with the funny feeling that Dr. Reuben ABATI was simply doing a (well-paid) PR job for the Cross River State government, particularly the TINAPA holiday resort, with his beautiful advertisement of the state in cyberspace, including its strengths and potentials, given that, according to him, Calabar is the town where he spent the more critical moments of his adolescent life.

“What a fantastic testimonial by a non-indigene!”, I can hear the executive Governor of Cross River State say to his Commissioner of Tourism & Culture, as he signed the multi-million naira consultancy cheque in favour of Señor Reuben ABATI! Cheerio for a job well executed. But, please, spare us the distraction.
It is fairly easy to detect cases of "brown envelope journalism" in cyberspace.

POST SCRIPT:

I am just wondering aloud: Why is it that most Nigerians fall for the simplistic assumption that all other Nigerians, apart from their own kith and kin, are either nymphomaniacs, or armed robbers, or alcoholics, or lazy, or filthy, or money-crazy, or harlots, or house helps, etc?

Talk about congo-shining propensity, and you will be told very effortlessly that it is the ogogoro guzzlers of Izon, or the Itshekiri, or the Koma, or the Egba, or the Idoma, or the Kanuri, or the Urhobo, or the Ilorin, or the Efik, or the Edo, or the Gwari, or the Ekiti, or the Abakiliki, or the sharia-compliant sex maniacs of Sakkwato, or the Kalabari, or the Fulani, or the Nnewi, or the Auchi, or the Badagry, or the Waawa, or the Beriberi, or the rural dwellers
(a.k.a. "Bush Meat"), or the bura ntashi peddlers of Kano, or the igbo smokers of Ijebu Igbo….ad infinitum.

In the end, the whole of Nigeria ends up being diabolised and demonised as a result of mutually assured destruction, via benign contempt for one another.

Muchas gracias.

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AuspiciousAuspicious is offline

 # 8 | 10.09.2006 09:50

Hmmm..O ma se o, Abraxas! O ri yen so jare!

Auspicious.

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Naija for lifeNaija for life is offline

 # 9 | 10.09.2006 10:12

The pertinent question is, why does every dross of an article from a journalist of relatively generic intellectual endowments consistently garner comments, while far more exigent submissions, such as Chidi Giniji's latest offering go begging? Why does Ruben Abati's pieces, which occasionally come across as perfunctory gestures geared towards satisfying his employment quota, arouse the urge in us to communicate to him our two cents, or to publish same on NVS or similar message boards?

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 # 10 | 10.09.2006 10:44

@Abraxas, I read the article and it was going down well until Mr Abati decided to subtly introduce his stereotyping of the people in the area. There is nothing paranoid about my observation, his refernces to his sordid view of the calabar women/people are there to see. This is a equivalent to a comment a S/A associate made to me once, he said: "you Nigerians are very hardworking and enterprising but how come you guys are always into fraud." You see am, praise you with one side of the mouth and then disparage you with the other side of the mouth, almost in the same breath. This really betrayed his true impression of Nigerians. Same goes with Abati, his article is in the same vain, he is an undercover ethnicist.
 

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