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Iyabo Obasanjo and the EFCC
By Reuben Abati
"NO. No. No. I
think these EFCC people are overdoing it. Don't they respect anybody?
Can you see what they are doing to the General's daughter?"
"What are they doing to Obasanjo's daughter, please?"
"They laid siege on her house in Abuja and tried to arrest her, and she had to escape through the back door"
"No. They said she scaled the fence and bolted
away from the waiting hands of the law. They gave the impression that
she ran like a frightened chicken. Did they not say they managed to
arrest one of her shoes which fell off as she gathered speed like
Marion Jones on an athletic dash."
"That is the EFCC's version of the story. Did
you see her jumping the fence? I mean does she look like the kind of
lady that will scale the fence and take to her heels? I mean, this is a
heavy duty lady, a Ph.D, and the daughter of one of the most important
Nigerians alive today."
" I see you are up to some form of mischief"
"I mean let us look at it this way. The EFCC
must know that there are some persons in this country that they cannot
just treat anyhow. A former President's daughter? Chasing her across
the fence? Can you imagine American security forces chasing a
distinguished former First daughter like that? "
"I am listening"
"Those EFCC officers must realise first and
foremost that the EFCC was created by President Obasanjo. If the lady's
father did not set up the EFCC, all of them would still be regular
policemen chasing N20 bribe all over the place and struggling to earn
their salaries as and when due. Nigerians should learn to show some
gratitude. And how much are we talking about, anyway?"
"N10 million belonging to the Nigerian people;
the EFCC simply wants Iyabo Obasanjo-Bello, also bearing the title of a
distinguished Senator of the Federal Republic, to come and explain how
public funds ended up in her pocket. She has been charged to court. She
is expected to report to the EFCC and have her day in court like all
citizens under the law."
"She says she is being victimised. What of the
Chairman of the House of Representatives Committee on Health. Why is he
not being hounded?"
"Are you aware that Iyabo is practically on the
run and may be declared wanted by the EFCC? She has not been sighted
again anywhere near the National Assembly. Even her house, I hear, has
been deserted."
"Because of N10 million? I don't believe that."
"It is not the amount that matters. It is about
the alleged offence, being a receiver of stolen funds, abuse of public
office, and aiding and abetting the act of corruption I don't think the
young lady knows what she is doing to herself."
"Is that what she has been charged with or are you just expanding the charge list?"
"Wait a moment. Are you really serious about what you are saying? Because I assume that you are just being funny?"
"What do you think?"
"I think Iyabo Obasanjo-Bello is misbehaving by
playing hide and seek with the EFCC. She had promised to report to the
EFCC and appear in court to respond to the charges against her. That is
what she should do. That is what she should have done. Nobody is above
the law"
"I try to imagine how President Obasanjo will be feeling right now."
"His feelings are actually not important in this
matter, right now. When he was President, the General always said that
there would be no sacred cows. But he ended up creating so many. His
administration did not show any mercy towards those that it brought
before the law. What the Yar'Adua government is doing is simply to give
further effect to Obasanjo's own logic. He created the EFCC. We expect
him to advise his daughter to respect due process and the laws of the
land. What comes round, goes round. In nature, nothing is lost."
"She is an adult, she can make up her own mind."
"By running away from the EFCC, Iyabo
Obasanjo-Bello is knocking the lid off one of her father's legacies.
Why are the man's children disappointing him?"
"You think it is easy to face the law? Did you
not see how one EFCC official was trying to push Professor Adenike
Grange? If those EFCC officials had arrested Iyabo the day they went to
her house, they could have put her in handcuffs. I don't know whether
she actually jumped the fence or not, but if she did, I can understand.
I don't know about you."
"You don't understand. You are just ridiculing her."
"How? Who am I to ridicule the daughter of a former President and a very distinguished Senator of the Federal Republic?"
"Listening to you, you know I just remembered
some of those people that the former President used the EFCC to
frighten, humiliate and embarrass, and all those people he got the
state to label as thieves, and all the persons he pushed out of the
Presidential race. They must all be having a good laugh now at his
expense. In particular, former Vice President Atiku Abubakar must be
laughing so much his ribs must be aching by now. And people like Tafa
Balogun, Joshua Dariye and Diepreye Alamiyeseigha are suddenly
beginning to look like victims. Even Orji Kalu's mother."
"Nothing is ever straight forward in Nigeria. You should know that."
"But there are serious lessons in the Obasanjo
story. What is going on simply means that indeed power is transient.
When you are in power people respect you, and bow and scrape before
you, but the moment you no longer have authority and influence, you are
treated as if you are worse than the door mat. If the EFCC had gone
after President Obasanjo himself, and he proves difficult, you'd be
surprised that they will push him and maltreat him."
"And they will justify it on the grounds that the law does not respect anybody."
"Certainly The state is all-powerful. People
should always remember this. And that is why when you are in a
privileged position, you should learn to be humble and careful. And it
is not just in government that this is true, even in the private
sector. If you are the boss in a company and you think that you are so
important, the moment you lose that position, you'd be surprised that
the same receptionists who used to bow before you will keep you waiting
and ask you to fill the visitor's form should you show up in that
company again. Who would have dared lay siege on Iyabo Obasanjo's home
when she was holding court as Nigeria's First daughter?" "
"To be an ex or a former whatever is a curse in
Africa. They make it look like you have lost relevance. They treat you
like a pest."
"It is the way of the world. The day Tony Blair
left office as Prime Minister of Great Britain, he went home in a
train. He became a commoner instantly. And that is why people should be
careful. The Obasanjo clan was not careful enough. Even in the
Presidential Villa, the Obasanjo boys who are still there are being
exposed as bribe takers and double agents. One of them was said to have
collected $200, 000 to leak a document."
"Do you know that some people who call
themselves the Coalition Against Corrupt Leaders also went to the
National Assembly this week to campaign against former President
Obasanjo and his daughter? They want the two of them to be probed by
the Nigerian state. And in Ota two weeks ago, the entire Ota community
rose against Obasanjo and insisted that he should leave Aworiland.
Nationally, locally and even within his own family, the man is under
pressure."
"To be fair, sometimes I get the impression that
some people out there are determined to teach former President Obasanjo
a lesson. Dictators do not have an after-life It is either they die in
office or they face life-long humiliation. The General offended too
many people. "
"But you are right, I share the view that the protection of power and office cannot be relied upon."
"You can say that to former Governor Aliyu Wammako of Sokoto state."
"You know when the man was removed by the Court
of Appeal as Governor of Sokoto state, only last week, he was attending
the wedding of the daughter of former President Ibrahim Babangida. All
his aides and security details abandoned him at the party the moment
they heard the news that he was no longer Governor. They drove away
immediately to report for duty under the new dispensation"
"I read somewhere that he was the one who asked them to leave."
"And you believe that? Look, the man was lucky
the Governor of Niger State lent him a car. He would have gone back to
Sokoto in a chartered cab. And if he didn't have money on him, he would
have trekked. In fact, he could not return to Sokoto, he had to go to
Abuja first. He must have had difficulties sleeping soundly that night.
To be thus at one moment and to be nothing soon after is a sad fate to
behold"
"That is why African leaders don't ever want to
leave office. This is why Mugabe is holding on to the Presidential
election results in Zimbabwe. This is why President Obasanjo wanted a
third term in office. I think we the people are part of the problem. We
tend to be nasty to the powerless."
"No. People in fact respect good leaders. It is
important that persons who hold positions of authority realise that the
only thing that is important about them is the service that they
render, not their ego and certainly not their personal fears."
"But et tu Umoru? Et tu Umoru treating my daughter like this? Et tu Umoru humiliating me like this?
"Et tu? Et tu? Who be dat? Who talk dat just now?"
"General Obasanjo."
"What can he possibly be tu-ing about?"
"President Umaru Yar'Adua"
"Please leave that man alone. Have you not heard that he has gone back to Germany?
"There is definitely a German dimension to this
Presidency. But we thank God that the President is able to run the
country effectively from a German hospital, thanks to technology. After
all, with a phone call he managed to avert a crisis in Bayelsa state
when some forces did not want the Speaker of the House of Assembly to
be installed as the Acting Governor after the removal of the Governor
by the Court of Appeal."
"I recommend that we should set up an annexe of
the Nigerian Presidential Villa in Germany. I like President Yar'Adua.
I don't see any reason why he can't run Nigeria from Germany with the
help of e-mail, phone calls and text messages. I mean why not?"
"Yes, why not? Since in any case, there is no
Nigerian hospital, no Nigerian doctor in any local hospital, not even a
private hospital inside Nigeria, that can take care of the President's
health."
"What do you expect when those who are supposed
to take care of the health sector and raise standards are busy sharing
money including your sister, your very own representative in the
Senate, Iyabo Obasanjo-Bello."
"Make una leave my sister alone o. Hen hen. If she like make she jump fence, na exercise she been dey do."
"You should advise her to go and meet the EFCC in court"
" It is not your fault.. You mean if the EFCC
really wants to arrest Iyabo, or the court actually wants her, they
won't know how to go about it? "

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Posted by Robot| 18.04.2008 07:22