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Emmanuel Nnamdi (Andy) Uba, ex-President Olusegun Obasanjos domestic aide, was the instrument used to quell the whirlwind that was set to sweep away Speaker Patricia Etteh. That impression was given last week by several Nigerian newspapers. Embroiled in a scandal for approving six hundred million naira for the renovation of two official residenceshers and her deputysEttehs odds of survival seemed slim. But then Uba stepped in andfrom the look of thingsbought her a reprieve. Mr. Ubas solution was a political masterstroke of a predictable, familiar kind. He came up with a plan that serves the narrow interests of the speaker as well as the legislators on opposite sides of the feud, but works against the interests of the Nigerian people. What was that solution? One of the most detailed and telling accounts of it was published in the Punch of September 6. In order to grasp the import and nature of Ubas scheme, we ought to quote at length from the Punch report written by Sola Imoru and Kemi Obasola. The report began: A former Special Assistant to the President on Domestic Affairs, Dr. [sic] Andy Uba, on Wednesday saved the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mrs. Patricia Etteh, from humiliation. Right there, the report revealed where
Ubas heart lies. Forget about saving Nigeria from humiliation, what
matters is securing the comfort of Madam Speaker. The Punch continued: Investigations
by one of our correspondents showed that Uba hosted a secret meeting
between Etteh and the key leaders of the Integrity Group, who wanted
to unseat the Speaker. The secret parley was held at Ubas mansion
at 175, Ibrahim Taiwo Road, Asokoro Quarters, Abuja. Lets note in passing that Uba, who
nine years ago was a struggling businessman in California, amassed enough
dividends of democracy from Obasanjo to afford a mansion in Asokoro,
perhaps Nigerias most expensive real estate stretch. Having noted
that, we must hasten back to the Punch. A source said Ubas intervention
was at the instance of the Presidency, which claimed that the scandal
in the House would not augur well for the stability of the lower chamber.
The source alleged that a top shot in the Presidency had put a call
to Uba on Tuesday night to find a way of reconciling the warring
members in the House, having been instrumental to their election.
Based on the directive of the Presidency, Uba decided to convene the
secret meeting. That the Presidency would give Uba the
job of hoodwinking Nigerians speaks volumes about Umaru Yaraduas
alleged ethical credentials. If the Presidency were truly concerned
about the stability of the lower chamber, might it not have backed
the removal of a speaker who has excelled in degrading the office and
the chamber? If the Presidency feels that Uba should be saddled with
rescuing the speaker from her ethical tangle, then what ethical capital
does the current tenant at Aso Rock ascribe to Uba? The clause that
Uba was instrumental to [the] election of the warring legislators
speaks volumes about Ubas supposed electoral powers. Pray,
who gave him the magical mandate to cast the votes for all the legislators?
Are we to decode the exaggerated praise as acknowledging Ubas role
in Aprils electoral fraudfest? The Punch continued: Those at the
session were Etteh; her deputy, Babangida Nguroje; the House leader,
Chief Tunde Akogun; the Chief Whip, Bethel Amadi; and his deputy, Mr.
Aminu Tambuwal. Others from the opposing camp were Mr. Farouk Lawan,
Mrs. Lynda Ikpeazu, Mr. Halims Agoda, Mr. Aliyu Wadada, and Mrs. Mercy
Isei. It was learnt that the emergency meeting, which began at about
10am, ended around 1.40pm. Basically, the dramatis personae were
in Ubas mansion for this high-powered parley whose goal was not to
advance the nations interest but to save a single, over-indulged
politician from humiliation. So what came of this agenda? Lets
turn to the Punch: A source said, The two parties decided to sheathe
their swords and halt the impeachment of the Speaker. Those against
Etteh gave her a condition to reconstitute the membership of some of
the committees in the House. They also asked the Speaker to be mutually
consultative on major issues, especially contracts. Which is to say that, as far as the warring
representatives are concerned, the cessation of hostilities is a done
deal. What was the price for peace? Etteh is to give juicier committee
assignments to some of her nemeses. And, when next there are hundreds
of millions (perhaps billions) of naira to be squandered on renovation
or other contracts, she must spread the joy around. Spreading the lucre,
thats the best way of decoding the awkward euphemism that the speaker
must be mutually consultative on major issues, especially contracts.
In fact, for the impostors gathered in Mr. Ubas mansion, there cant
be any more major issue than contracts. If the speaker and her erstwhile antagonists
have kissed and made up, then how is the resolution to be sold to Nigerians?
With Uba as guardian spirit, the issue of public manipulation posed
little or no problem. For the specifics of Ubas political heroics,
we need turn again to the Punch: But to manage the scandal, which
is already in public domain, the two groups agreed that a committee
should be set up to investigate the award of the N628m contracts.
Investigate? More like an exercise in mass deception, a strategy to
deflect the publics attention from an unforgivable scandal. According
to the Punch, the two camps agreed that the committee would just
be a mere smokescreen in order to diffuse tension in the House and in
the country. Just in case anybody had doubts about
pulling off the jiggery pokery, the Uba conclave reached back to recent
history for reassurance. The Punch reporters wrote that The groups
recalled that a former Deputy President of the Senate, Alhaji Ibrahim
Mantu, had faced a similar crisis but the report of the committee was
never given any serious consideration. The leaders of the aggrieved
members of the House were thereafter directed to ensure a soft-landing
for Etteh at the Wednesday session. If anybody is well placed to understand
the art of public deception, its Uba. A trusted scion of Obasanjos
disastrous political theater that ran for eight long years, thriving
on falsehood, Uba proved a great apprentice and imitator when he ran
for the governorship of Anambra. Widely despised in Anambra for his
role in the systematic destruction of the state, alongside Obasanjo
and his stormy petrel of a younger brother, Uba cut a tragic figure
when his handlers sold him as a mini-Obasanjo. His hubris was checked
when, on June 14, the Supreme Court disabused him of the delusion of
being a governor. It is in character that Uba has emerged
from hibernation to anchor a grand plot to mislead the Nigerian people.
The deal he helped engineer for embattled Etteh is in keeping with his
unimpressive moral outlook. In fact, his imprimatur on the Etteh rescue
plan is proof, if any were ever needed, that Uba was an attentive apprentice
of Obasanjos, mastering his masters atrocious brand of ethics. It was Obasanjo who, in the aftermath
of the abduction of Chris Ngige in 2003, came up with the dictum that
it was a family affair. Five years later, Uba has implied that
Ettehs squandering of the nations scarce resources in pursuit
of obscene luxury is a family affair. When these men speak of family,
they must mean crime families! When hired hoodlums owned the streets
of Anambra, making a bonfire of public assets, Obasanjo claimed in an
angry letter to then PDP Chairman Audu Ogbe that the perpetrators were
being investigated, and would be tried. It turned out a diversion, sheer
presidential deceit. Today, Uba has brokered a deal to shield the speaker
of the House of Representatives from the consequences of her mindless
wastage of public funds. Nigerian students, who make do without
basic facilities, workers, who toil but receive less than subsistence
wages, and the vast majority of Nigerians who grind out a harsh existence
below the poverty line, ought to wake up to the fact that theyre
being hador screwed as Americans would say. One of Obasanjos last
acts in office was to stiff Nigerians with higher taxes and fuel prices.
One of Yaraduas first acts in his usurped office was to try to
sustain Obasanjos callous imposition. Their argument, tacit or stated,
was that the country could not afford the burden of (alleged) fuel subsidies.
But those who rape Nigeria and its resources have no trouble spending
more than five million dollars to spruce up two official quarters! That is the precise nature of Ettehs crime. And the effort to cover up this crime is a crime in itself. Even if the speaker followed all the prescribed procedures for awarding a contract, she is guilty of arrogance, insensitivity, and presumption. The Nigerian state throws petty thieves in jail, some of them for stealing in order to eat. Why then are those who throw obscene parties for themselves at public expense, or who acquire mansions and stupendous bank accounts by inexplicable means, allowed to walk the streets as free men and women?
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Posted by Robot| 10.09.2007 01:20