A soap opera and Nsukka’s salute to Achebe Print E-mail
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Monday, 12 May 2008
A soap opera and Nsukka’s salute to Achebe

By Okey Ndibe
Mr. Umar Yar’Adua, current resident of Aso Rock, was in Germany recuperating from an illness when I arrived in Nigeria. Despite his absence, his regime’s soap opera continued its (tragic) run. In fact, as one exasperated friend, a political scientist, put it, the Yar’Adua show is not a soap opera at all but a tragedy.

One observation seemed self-evident. Even though Yar’Adua has occupied the nation’s number one position for almost a year, he has yet to bring any salutary vision to bear on the nation’s affairs. Despite the rising cost of crude oil, and the stupendous resources flowing into the nation’s coffers, Yar’Adua is yet to articulate a plan to address Nigeria’s myriad crises—a health care system so ghastly that Yar’Adua and other members of the class identified as “stake holders” must be flown abroad with each episode of illness; a road network that is a veritable museum of potholes and gullies; an energy situation that has been in dire shape for many years and worsening; and an educational sector that is in danger of miseducating or undereducating a whole generation of Nigerian youth.

In the face of these calamities, one got the impression that Yar’Adua is content simply to occupy the space of “president,” a bequest from former President Olusegun Obasanjo. If he knows a way out of the grave problems, or has given them thought at all, he has done an excellent job of hiding it. One year in office and his biggest achievement is to treat Nigerians to the soap opera titled “Unmasking Obasanjo.”

Like all soap operas, Yar’Adua’s lacks substance. It thrives, instead, on the titillation of Nigerians. Indifferent to the challenge of defining any character of governance, he has orchestrated the slow roasting of Obasanjo.

A man with Obasanjo’s record of hypocrisy, greed and vindictiveness deserves the harshest comeuppance. The trouble with Yar’Adua’s method of addressing the Obasanjo mess is that it is an evasion. Instead of setting up a proper mechanism for determining the nature, and extent, of Obasanjo’s crimes, Yar’Adua has chosen to keep his reviled benefactor beyond the reach of the law, but as a convenient shooting target. Recognizing that Obasanjo is the nation’s reigning villain-in-chief, Yar’Adua is making hay out of releasing carefully packaged revelations of the man’s abuses.

The danger of this strategy became apparent in my conversations with many Nigerians. Many a friend told me “Yar’Adua is trying,” trying being a peculiarly Nigerian way of stating that somebody is doing well. Yet, when asked to enumerate the man’s accomplishments, they lapsed into blather or incoherence. One lauded Yar’Adua for not using the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission to hound his political foes. Another praised him for exposing the underbelly of Obasanjo’s hypocrisy and graft. When I reminded him that Yar’Adua has resisted calls to launch a formal probe of the Obasanjo years, the man told me that the spree of vilification was punishment enough.

Here’s the trick: Yar’Adua looks good only because the stench wafting from Obasanjo’s moribund regime remains overpowering. Yar’Adua looks good by keeping the Obasanjo soap opera on the public entertainment frequency. It is a cynical strategy and bankrupt statecraft. You can castigate Obasanjo all you want, but unless you do a thorough inventory of his illicit haul and compel him and other looters to pay back, the soap opera is worthless fluff.

One of Obasanjo’s gravest sins, in my view, is to squander eight years of the nation’s precious time. It was eight years in which a visionary leader might have deployed the oil windfall to rebuild dilapidated roads and develop new ones; set up basic infrastructure, including dependable power and water supply; rehabilitated the health sector; revamped education; helped cities and other communities to establish waste management systems, and transformed Nigeria into a desirable space for its citizens and visitors alike. Obasanjo spent eight years ensuring that none of these promises was redeemed.

Yes, he wrote a jumbo cheque of $18 billion to the Paris Club to settle Nigeria’s external debt, but that’s dubious achievement at best. For one, the legitimacy of the debts was in serious question. Besides, even if Nigeria had a moral and fiduciary obligation to pay, it is hardly an achievement that a president who sat on unprecedented oil earnings wrote a cheque.

Yar’Adua has contracted the Obasanjo disease; he has spent a do-nothing year at Nigerians’ expense. Leaders who know their left from their right can make a difference in one year. Yar’Adua can hardly take credit for “tarring” one mile of road, adding any wattage to the national grid, boosting the morale of the nation’s underpaid academics, or revitalizing teaching and research in polytechnics and universities. You’d think that a man dogged by serious health problems would wish to improve the state of Nigerian hospitals. Not Yar’Adua, who appears oblivious to the shame of having to be flown to Germany each time he has a serious health risk.

My visit to Nsukka, venue of the ultimate in a series of events organized by the Association of Nigerian Authors to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of Chinua Achebe’s first and most popular novel, offered insights into the paradox of Nigeria. The University of Nigeria Nsukka —to use a favorite Nigerian phrase—was agog for Achebe’s Things Fall Apart. The opening event took place in Alexandria Hall, and every seat in that capacious hall was taken. And the current of enthusiasm in that room was both palpable and powerful, the kind of vibrancy and energy that one encounters in the wrestling scenes on the pages of Things Fall Apart.

I was delighted to reacquaint with many longtime mentors, friends, or colleagues. They included Professors Emmanuel Obiechina, Ernest Emenyonu, Charles Nnolim and Ossie Enekwe. Then there was Odia Ofeimun, a poet whose everyday life can seem a mini-saga. He had got to Nsukka after an improbable adventure that saw him board the “wrong” flight in Lagos that took him, not to Enugu, but to Maiduguri. Then there were Chuks Iloegbunam, who sat in for Governor Peter Obi of Anambra, and Wale Okediran, a medical doctor and former lawmaker whose enduring passion is writing.

The celebration had its surfeit of speeches from hosting university officials, but its air was elsewhere. It was in the music played by the university’s band. It was in Emenyonu’s eloquent keynote that laid out the importance of Achebe’s oeuvre, paying particular attention to the place of Things Fall Apart. It was in the sense of awe that swept through the hall when one of Achebe’s relatives, a professor at UNN, gave me a dog-eared copy of the novel’s first edition to show to the audience—side by side with Heinemann’s latest edition. It was in the body language of the audience, most of them students and some budding writers, who leaned forward in their seats as speaker after speaker pronounced on Achebe’s inimitable and enduring power as a novelist, moral conscience and public intellectual.

In a perfect world, the narrative would be exclusively one of cheer. But Nsukka is far from a perfect world. During lunch break, several students and lecturers sought me out. When I remarked on the university’s spruced-up appearance, one of the students pointedly told me not to be deceived. “Most of our toilets don’t have running water,” he said. Another complained that exams were around the corner, but the university was beset by severe power woes, with parts of the campus going without electric power for days at a time. One U.S.-educated lecturer confessed that he was disturbed by “what this nation is doing to these young people.” He asked: “What kind of future will we have when our most precious resource—our students—have to study in semi-darkness, with candles and lamps, in rooms that are infested with mosquitoes?”

How much again did Obasanjo spend on his power projects?

An Akin Oshuntokun poser

The Guardian of April 23, 2008 named Mr. Akin Oshuntokun as one of the buyers of guesthouses formerly reserved for the use of Vice President Atiku Abubakar. Oshuntokun used to write a column before he morphed into a presidential adviser to former President Olusegun Obasanjo. As a columnist, he made it his business to pry into the affairs of public officials. Now it is time he made a public statement explaining how he got the guesthouse and how he was able to put together the money to buy it. That clarification would help dispel any speculation that those who champion transparency on the pages of newspapers are less than fastidious in its observance when they assume public office. Over to you, Mr. Oshuntokun.


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A soap opera and Nsukka’s salute to Achebe

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Mr. Umar Yar...Read the full article.

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I join Okey Ndibe in making this appeal to Mr. Akin Osuntokun. In his hands now lies the power to defend everything: from whatever he has ever written to whom he will ever be.

The natural suspicion is that while in government, Mr. Osuntokun helped himself to the spoils. We all know he served a corrupt government, but that does not necessarily mean everyone in it was rotten. As a columnist, Mr. Osuntokun understood full well that there are no hiding places in a fishbowl. Evidently, there is less hiding space in front of a television camera than in a lavish presidential guest house.

Hopefully, Mr. Osuntokun will accept this friendly invitation to tell Nigeria how he came by the funds to buy property of the pedigree of a presidential guest house.

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An Akin Oshuntokun poser

The Guardian of April 23, 2008 named Mr. Akin Oshuntokun as one of the buyers of guesthouses formerly reserved for the use of Vice President Atiku Abubakar. Oshuntokun used to write a column before he morphed into a presidential adviser to former President Olusegun Obasanjo. As a columnist, he made it his business to pry into the affairs of public officials. Now it is time he made a public statement explaining how he got the guesthouse and how he was able to put together the money to buy it. That clarification would help dispel any speculation that those who champion transparency on the pages of newspapers are less than fastidious in its observance when they assume public office. Over to you, Mr. Oshuntokun.



My brother,

I wish you did not go here, and query another man in public as to where he got the means to buy this or that. My expectations of you do not have to dive because of a casual mistake like this. You and I know that anyone can get a loan to execute a miracle like that. He may have won a lottery or have rich relatives...that is his business

Do not be envious of the rich, the thieves, the looter, and the 419ers as they are called. They are like chaff or wild flowers which blossom overnight only to disappear at the slightest blow of the wind. They are doomed just as fast as they rise!

The righteous will see the destruction of the wicked, and know that GOD is truly great!

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Yaradua is a complete waste of space, semi-iliterate with very bad skin!!! That country is on its way to hell unless we see a revolution... and frankly I am beginning to care less and less..

How many times can you beg pple to do things the right way.. When pple back home argue with me about the 'good in PDP', 'Yaradua is trying' and so on I get fed up, frustrated and very angry... so wen they tell me they dont have light, I say wot u.
complaining to me for? are you not the ones supporting OBJ and co'

as far as I am concerned, f--- em' the whole lot of them can rot in darkness since they seem to enjoy it so much!

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In fact the futility of forums like these are beginning give me a bloody headache... There are more worthwhile things in life than trying to help pple who clearly have no desire or need for any such help.. To hell with all of you!!

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Semi-illiterate Yaradua sees no shame in going to Germany everytime he has a cold, what a buffoon... As President, does he not understand that he could afford to fly physicians from anywhere in the world to him at aso rock, even keep one or two permanently with him at aso rock complete with all necessary medical facilities.. No sensible person will argue against such an arrangement at the States expense..

What a fool... all of them, and all of you who waste a lot of your time on these forums spouting a lot of hubris and presumptions about the inherently civilised nature of the average Nigerian...

For the record, the average Nigerian (forgetting the uneducated ones who dont count) is probably miseducated for top to bottom, lacking any sense of direction, morality or ethics, with a very myopic and extremely ignorant outlook on life, loud mouthed, shameless, boastful and ignorant to the core which is normally obvious to everybody else but himself... NONSENSE!!!

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And of course totally corrupt from top to bottom, inside and out... and the interesting thing is he considers this normal... Iyabo obasanjo for instance... a so called Phd holder and senator to boot, who can not discern the difference between corruption and whatever... whenever a story breaks about her corrupt deeds, shes the first one to come out in the papers defending the deed, as if it was quite normal. Like the impersonations and conflicts of interests etc.. A whole Phd holder you know!! which University gave that one phd is what i want to know... waste of space...

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@ NWANZA

You must be very silly and not too bright to attempt to equate Ndibe's journalistic license to question the source of a former columnists wealth to something akeen to envy or jealousy...
Did you not read the part where he said this man use to do the same thing when he was a columnist? and secondly if we are talking about a former VPs house we are talking about hundreds of millions of naira, maybe you have never left the shores of nigeria but let me educate you, banks dont give loans to just anybody... free of charge without some sort of history of earnings at the very least commensurate with the amount of loan being requested. How much does a special adviser earn?

Ndibe is well within his rights to ask this man to put on the record the source of the money with which he bought the house, without 'average Nigerians' like you adding unecessary confusion to things about which you obviously have very little understanding...

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=hellofadude;4295016851>Semi-illiterate Yaradua sees no shame in going to Germany everytime he has a cold, what a buffoon... As President, does he not understand that he could afford to fly physicians from anywhere in the world to him at aso rock, even keep one or two permanently with him at aso rock complete with all necessary medical facilities.. No sensible person will argue against such an arrangement at the States expense..

What a fool... all of them, and all of you who waste a lot of your time on these forums spouting a lot of hubris and presumptions about the inherently civilised nature of the average Nigerian...

For the record, the average Nigerian (forgetting the uneducated ones who dont count) is probably miseducated for top to bottom, lacking any sense of direction, morality or ethics, with a very myopic and extremely ignorant outlook on life, loud mouthed, shameless, boastful and ignorant to the core which is normally obvious to everybody else but himself... NONSENSE!!!




What are you fuming for? We are all in this together. We are you yapping everybody now? Yar'Adua maybe anything but not a "semi-illiterate" as you put it. He is actually a Masters Degree holder in Analytical Chemistry.
I understand your annoyance but slow down please. That "semi-illiterate" Yar'Adua will probably say "semi-literate" if he has to use that phrase. Good night!

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Thank you for touching on this achievement thing again, ON. In a few days' time, the papers will be full of congratulatory messages to Yar'Adua for completing one year in office. In Nigeria, this ia an "achievement". Didn't some "prophets" predict that the man will last only 62 days? They were so precise, they did not talk about 2 months or under 3 months; they said 62 days. Now the man has completed 11 months, through the grace of God and Allah (Nigerians will always attach this, mind you). How then do you think the man has not achieved something? Nigeria is a country of the fearful, so Yar'Adua was courageous to take the office from his mentor. Any other man would have refused it with all the predictions of death. Not Yar'Adua, the brave man from Katsina. He completed 100 days; that too was hailed, and he is about to complete one year, and this will be hailed. He has achieved so much, being able to survive, with the help of German doctors. We could have lost him, you know.

Nigerians fail to see that Yar'Adua has only being given an OPPORTUNITY, same way Obasanjo had a lot of opportunity; what they do with this opportunity is called ACHIEVMENT. For Obasanjo, most of the achievement was for himself - reviving his Ota farm, setting up new farms, setting up new schools, including a university, buying national companies that he helped to kill, give contracts to his sons and daughters which they failed to execute, and being able to service his dauther-in-law at will. We will miss the point if we hail him for these; we expected him to achieve for the country, not for himself. We do not know what Yar'Adua will count as his achievement after 4 or 8 years, but it may just end with being alive. God keeps people alive, they don't do it themselves, so we will not be to join Yar'Adua in celebrating that achievement. In not doing this, some of us will remain dissidents overseas. And we do not matter.

To Oshuntokun's problem: I always like it when I think aloud in my own home before issues like these come to the fore. Just this morning, my wife asked me if I will be able to serve in Nigeria and not be corrupt. She asked b/c she knows how much research funds I am sitting on, and yet we have lots of loans to repay. In Nigeria, I would have simply worked out one way or the other to dip my hands into these funds and build houses, buy better cars and build hotels. Which is why no serious funding agency gives grants to researchers based in Nigeria. Well, back to her question; I told her that it is a mighty difficult situation. For one, your whole village moves to your govt flat and you are supposed to look after them - you cannot do it on your salary. You would also see your colleagues and former students build mighty mansions in the village, at Abuja and buy houses overseas. Their wives and children will ride big cars and they will be at all kinds of locations with fresh campus beauties. You would be called a fool if you had the same opportunity and not "succeed" like them. Your village will curse you if you cannot host all of them for 4 years. And if you are obstinate enough not to take from govt funds allocated to you, the contractors will pay some funds into your account and report to you. "Chief, how are madam and the kids doing?", the contractors will ask you. Before you answer, they will inform you that they just paid N5m into your account, for Junior to use in school. Junior? Your 12-year-old who just started JSS? Yes, and there will be more. In a few months, they will bring a car key for madam, and deposit N10m more for your family to go to UK on holiday. In no time at all, you will think that these things are normal, you become buried in them, like sin and you trudge on, not serving the people, but ensuring that your family is well set for the next generation. Trouble is, the larger population remains in deprivation; they become armed robbers and kidnappers, and the whole country becomes a hell on earth. My prediction is that kidnapping will spread from the Delta to the rest of the country and make life difficult for all. Even those of us overseas will find it scary to go home. We are saddled with mortgages and bills. There is no use going to Nigeria, getting grabbed and your family being asked to pay N20m. It will be a nightmare. The moral of Oshuntokun's story is that you cannot eat with the dogs and not get fleas. Nigerian politicians are immune to corruption and anything called evil; if you join them, you will need to get this immunity too, and be prepared to lose your high perch.

My honest feeling is that the time is not ripe for me to serve in a Nigerian govt. I also do not think the time will be ripe before I retire and return to Nigeria. I will set up my own things and run them, not run from within the govt. We do not all need to be in govt to serve Nigeria. Even the moin-moin and kwilikwili sellers are all serving Nigeria, and better than President Yar'Adua does. Sorry.

ochi


=Robot;4295016728>A soap opera and Nsukka’s salute to Achebe

By Okey Ndibe

Mr. Umar Yar...Read the full article.


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