A fool at (almost) fifty

By Okey Ndibe

Tomorrow Nigeria will turn, by one mode of reckoning, forty-eight years of age. It is safe to forecast that this, like most of the country’s preceding anniversaries, is bound to be a somber anniversary. At forty-eight, which is virtually fifty, most Nigerians remain apprehensive about the direction of their country. One of the salient statements that struck a chord with me from the moment I first heard it is the declaration that a fool at forty is a fool forever. Nigeria, at almost fifty years of age, is flirting with dangerous, tragic folly.

I am writing this column from Nigeria where I participated in a literary festival in Port Harcourt along with laureate Wole Soyinka and the Ghanaian poet, novelist and raconteur, Kofi Awoonor. For the past one week, Nigeria has been gripped by cabinet reshuffle fever and other such meaningless distractions. A do-little Umaru Musa Yar’Adua is mining this non-issue for every political advantage. Neither Mr. Yar’Adua nor any of his retinue of aides has deigned to articulate a vision, a plan, for solving Nigeria’s myriad (and worsening) problems.

The press is titillated to a sickening degree by the non-issue of the moment: Yar’Adua’s cabinet. Nobody is questioning why it always takes Yar’Adua too long to make routine decisions and choices, and why he ends up with a line-up of mediocrities. Few commentators were paying attention to Yar’Adua’s latest bizarre conjuration: the administration of an oath of secrecy to his aides. Few took him to task for behaving as if Nigeria was his private fiefdom. What’s next? Nigerians may wake up one day to discover that their country no longer exists, that it’s been turned into a secret and sold away.

Last week I drew attention to Nigerian rulers’ habit of promising paradise to the citizenry, but always in the (distant) future. Hence such gimmicks as Sani Abacha’s Vision 2010 which has metamorphosed into Umaru Musa Yar’Adua’s Vision 2020. Most Nigerian “leaders,” whether at the federal, state or local government level, allege that they are “laying the foundation” for future greatness. Yet, the country continues to decline year after year on most indices of social development. The pretenders to the mantle of leadership deploy pedantic language to urge – even exhort – the rest of us on the virtues of patience. With patience, they assure us, we stand to reap the benefits of economic reforms – in future. Be patient, they counsel, and watch them transform Nigerian education, or healthcare, or even the broad economy. They curiously always put the maturation date of their promise in some dim future. And so Nigeria has become a nation of promises that are perpetually deferred or postponed.

At any rate, few Nigerian “leaders” – if any – ever practice the patience they prescribe for the citizenry. Their conduct is verifiably abhorrent of moderation and restraint. They are allergic to any manner of self-sacrifice. They have nothing but contempt for the idea of delaying their gratification – even by a day or two. Ibrahim Babangida sold his Structural Adjustment Program (SAP) as economic elixir. He invited Nigerians to abide the program’s sapping, harsh effects and to look, instead, to the prospects of a future of plenty if not overabundance. Yet, SAP sapped the spirits of most Nigerians even as its primary sponsor wallowed in the opulence of his hilltop mansion. Today, Babangida legendary personal fortune remains a mocking reminder of promises unfulfilled.

Abacha followed suit. In the name of cleaning up the rot in the system, he used the simultaneous prosecution of those responsible for failed banks and unexecuted contracts to cow the broad class of politicians into doddering sycophants, willing to permit the goggled general to transmute into a civilian despot. Meanwhile, whilst professing to be wounded by others’ corruption and greed, our taciturn, inscrutable general presided over some of the crudest thefts of public funds. A man with a glutton’s instincts, he on occasion dispatched aides to the Central Bank to pick up billions of dollars in cold cash. As one recalls, no CBN official had the spine to expose this egregious crime. What did Abacha and his henchmen offer Nigerians in return for their exercise in primitive accumulation? Well, they dreamt up the now moribund Vision 2010.

Olusegun Obasanjo, a more recent example of an ostensible leader as a tragic figure, should have known better. From the outset, he acknowledged that poverty was pervasive in the land and ran deep. His response was to launch two cynical campaigns: first, a so-called poverty alleviation program that became a wealth enhancement program for his minions and then a poverty eradication program that enabled him to dramatically increase the amount of money that was, well, wasted. As Obasanjo warned that Nigeria was, by objective criteria, poor, he contradicted himself by adding new planes to his presidential fleet. Unwilling to be outdone by Babangida, he made haste to secure his own hilltop mansion in Abeokuta. It is hardly surprising that, in the public imagination, he has come to epitomize hypocrisy.

The point, I hope, is by now emerging more clearly. It is this: that most Nigerians who hold exalted public offices want all the luxuries for themselves, and they want them now. They won’t wait until 2010 to reap the benefits of their so-called impending economic miracles. They are impatient to become instant (dollar) millionaires. With stolen public funds, and alacrity, they build themselves mansions in Nigeria and to buy posh homes abroad. They preen and strut and make spectacles of their expensive gadgets and gear.

Nigerian officials are experts at vending utopias. Yet, their behavior suffices to expose the hollowness of the future bliss they so blithely promise. If they are moving the nation forward, why do they steal and move public funds to foreign banks? If they claim to have totally transformed their state, why do they so shamelessly haunt foreign capitals on vacation instead of spending their time in Nigeria? If they are doing their best to improve healthcare in their country, why do they arrange to be flown abroad at the slightest inkling of ill health? If they are strengthening schools, why are their children sent abroad for education instead of registering in the local schools?

By right, Nigerians deserve to celebrate a less mournful national birthday. But what is there to lift the spirits of citizens? It’s almost fifty years since Nigerians danced in the streets, their hearts swollen with joy and excitement, to welcome the “exit” of their erstwhile imperial overlords, yet the narrative is rather desultory. Almost fifty years later, Nigerians cannot look forward to some regularity in power supply. All Nigerian cities are beset by the weight, and eyesore, of trash. The idea of credible elections still strikes many – perhaps most – Nigerians as an infeasible fantasy. Here’s a nation where seventy percent of the pollution lives abysmally, where retiring professors take home a pittance as retirement benefits; yet, a serving governor recently paid himself some N200 million as retirement benefits.

There’s no question that, come tomorrow, some Nigerians will greet each other with “Happy Independence.” But one doubts that there will be exclamatory punch to the greeting. Or any sense of giddiness. To be at the birthday party of one who is nearly fifty and yet wedded to frivolity is to find oneself in a profoundly sad place. Tomorrow will – or should – be a day of serious reflection for every sentient Nigerian. We to wonder how this nation came to this dispiriting place. And we all, individually as well as collectively, must decide what we can do to transform Nigeria. And ourselves.

Robot  Villager

# 1 A fool at (almost) fifty By Okey Ndibe Tomorrow Nigeria will turn, by one mode of reckoning, forty-eight years of age. It is safe to forecast that this, like most o...Read the full article. Posted by Robot| 29.09.2008 20:56

Dewdrops  Villager

# 2 =Robot;275123>A fool at (almost) fifty By Okey Ndibe Tomorrow Nigeria will turn, by one mode of reckoning, forty-eight years of age. It is safe to forecast that this, like most o...Read the full article. By right, Nigerians deserve to celebrate a less mournful national birthday. But what is there to lift the spirits of citizens? It’s almost fifty years since Nigerians danced in the streets, their hearts swollen with joy and excitement, to welcome the “exit” of theirstwhile imperial overlords, yet the narrative is rather desultory. Almost fifty years later, Nigerians cannot look forward to some regularity in power supply. All Nigerian cities are beset by the weight, and eyesore, of trash. The idea of credible elections still strikes many – perhaps most – Nigerians as an infeasible fantasy. Here’s a nation where seventy percent of the pollution lives abysmally, where retiring professors take home a pittance as retirement benefits; yet, a serving governor recently paid himself some N200 million as retirement benefits. A night of a thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand cries!!!! :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:(X100) Posted by Dewdrops| 30.09.2008 01:49

isola  JJC

# 3 Many words have been written and prescriptions proffered on the pitiable socio-economic and infrastructual condition of this country. It seems all for naught while the situation deteriorates. My feeling is that our country as presently constituted will remain mired in muck. If we were to go to a six-zone federation, abrogating the debilitating over head spent in running thirty six states <92% of our revenue according to former Minister of Finance Adamu Ciroma is spent on salaries, emoluments and sundry expenses of the government officials>;give the federal government only currency;foreign affairs and defence matter, we will free a lot of resources for development. We have to find a way whereby our elected officials do not see public service as an avenue to brazen self-enrichment.The dismal reality of our current condition shames all of us. Posted by isola| 30.09.2008 02:50

DanielBAfilaka  Villager

# 4 Enough words... time for proactive action by the literatti!! ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS :sad: I believe that at this point in Nigeria the inteligentsia MUST move away from crying foul and start practicing Devils advocacy as a profession regarding the cause of a GREATER NIGERIA!! "Happy" Independence!! :twisted::twisted: DBA- NYL President Nigerian Youth League Motto: Dialogue, Power & Progress www.nigerianyouthleague.org Posted by DanielBAfilaka| 30.09.2008 03:17

akuluouno  Villager

# 5 =DanielBAfilaka;275153>Enough words... time for proactive action by the literatti!! ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS :sad: I believe that at this point in Nigeria the inteligentsia MUST move away from crying foul and start practicing Devils advocacy as a profession regarding the cause of a GREATER NIGERIA!! "Happy" Independence!! :twisted::twisted: DBA- NYL President Nigerian Youth League Motto: Dialogue, Power & Progress www.nigerianyouthleague.org Dear Daniel, With due respects I believe that you either wrote as a JJC or as an IYC ( the latter being acronym for the International Year of the Child corrupted in my campus days to refer to a child). If the former, then quickly go to the twin towers where you will find a village elder called Don Carlos Abraxas so that he will quickly administer an open oath to you, but if the latter, then I hope that at 40 you do not still behave like Nigeria. Say a loud Amen to the latter prayer. Which proactive action by which literatti, which action by which intelligentsia in Nigeria? I am happy that brave writers like ON have continued to religiously point out where this rain started to beat us and I tell you they are making an impact. Recall that the first motto of your NYL is dialogue. ON has started the dialogue in the hope that men and women of conscience who think of what kind of legacy they want to leave behind for the Nigerian children should wake up and stop the doom that is about to come. May God have mercy on all our souls. Posted by akuluouno| 30.09.2008 04:16

Olu Affairs  Villager

# 6 Many thanks for this beautiful write up, very powerful piece like the rest which i'm most certain never gets to the reading of the dolts in charge of running the country. One thing that is most apparent best of all to anyone who has a modicum of common sense is that, the country can not continue to function this same way for ever. Slowly, the country is being brought down to its knees despite pockets of transient development in some parts of the country and economy. If this method of filching called governance is not stopped instantly the obvious outcomes will either be a break up of the country or heightened chaos and unrest as witnessed by the insidious increase in the spate of armed robbery, kidnapping and militancy all over the country. Whatever way we want to look it, eventually those cooped up and ensconced in their rooftop mansions, state of the art wheels of wonder, private jets etc would find it difficult or near impossible to freely enjoy the fruits of their ill gotten wealth. Already, prevailing realities of rich, powerful and wealthy Nigerians includes living in reinforced and bullet proved fortresses, inability for them and their immediate family members to breathe and walk freely in public without the attendant body guards. It's amazing that these fools are so blinded by what they are stealing at the moment to realise that the gravy train is slowly and will eventually come to a halt and when that happens only God will help us all. There is no country in the whole wide world that is entirely devoid of one form of financial misappropriation and corruption, but the difference between most others and Nigeria is that there are checks in place to ensure that public offices are not used as avenues to plunder and brazenly steal national resources at will. Posted by Olu Affairs| 30.09.2008 07:33

tengallons  Villager

# 7 Another provocative piece from ON. As October 1 rolls up on us again, I dare say the vast majority of Nigerians are not satisfied with how far we’ve come. Independence day has to be more than celebrating formal political decoupling from Great Britain. It has to be about increasing independence from hunger, misery, insecurity, and the like. It has to be about the excitement of hoping, thus planning, for the future. If one reduced Nigeria to merely the political regimes that have governed it -- and the economic conditions they caused – there will be little to celebrate. However, when I think of the boundless energy (especially in the youth) straining to express itself in the country, I can’t lose hope. Our strength and faith will lead us on… Right now, UMYA, Goodluck, and their coterie have us stalled, yet again, in neutral gear. Sometimes a song says it best. Here’s my October 1 dedication: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY0IXwsCxZI Posted by tengallons| 30.09.2008 10:09

JAGA-JAGA  Villager

# 8 Thanks ON for once again reminding us of the great tradgedy called Nigeria. My hope is that since Nigeria is on its path to a failed nation status; it does not translate to another Somalia where there is no legitimate government for 17 years now! Posted by JAGA-JAGA| 30.09.2008 10:43

Gbolly  Villager

# 9 Your statements are well written and profound. Nigeria is moving backward instead of foreward. ON, you are very observant. Let's all join hands and minds to pray for Nigeria. May God have mercy on Nigeria. Amen Posted by Gbolly| 30.09.2008 13:06

fmkp  Villager

# 10 ON, Thank you. Every struggle has to start with a clear enunciation of the underlying principle and philosophy. This is where ON stands tall: telling us where and what nigeria should be, what is acceptable and what is not. There is always division of labour; those who profess and lay the ideological framework and those who execute. We've been looking for doers but the philosophers like ON must of necessity continue their work of enlightening society. We are looking for a Rawlings, period. Nothing short and I beileve one day a Rawlings in our midst will realize what he's been called to do. At that time, all the pretentions, the brazen and impunity stealing, the utopia-vending, the empty promises, election rigging, the mansions and private jets will be paid for with blood. ON continue the good work, there aren't many things better than committed advocay ! Posted by fmkp| 30.09.2008 16:44

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