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Former Kwara State Governor, Mohammed Alabi Lawal is dead. He died early this morning in London H...Read the full article.

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How come when the year is about to end people just die like that? Just wondering. R I P

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Hi, folks!

Where was EFCC all these years when the former governor of Kwara State, whose so-called immunity (to loot) expired since after 4-19 elections of 2003? Yeye dey boom.

Now that he has died (obviously befittingly, in London ...se you get?), we hope no further crocodile tears will be shed profusely, hereafter.

Pssst! Pssst!! Pheeeeeee-e-e-ew!! That guy was fcuking CORRUPT! Sh-ee-e-ee-e-eeiiit!

Anyway, sha, may his supposedly "gentle" soul rest in perfect peace, just like General Sani Abacha. Idi Ameen.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

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Abraxas, you touch on an important point, ie the short memory of Nigerians. I smile whenever I see people like Gowon, Diete Spiff, Gen. Adebayo, etc holding forth ... In their time, they were very controversial. I even wonder whether we are still looking for the men who shot Muritala -- Clement Yildar and his accomplice.

Anyway sha, make Lawal soul RIP.

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Oldman: May your days be long!
Ayunge: Huh? Err...
Oldman: I say may your days be long!
Ayunge: Amin..Amen! Amen!
Oldman: May you reap from the fruits of your labor!
Ayunge: Amin, Ase Edumare!
Oldman: May you never live and die a fugitive!
Ayunge: AH-MEN!
Oldman: May you live in peace and die and peace at a ripe, old age!
Ayunge: Baba, what's with these your prayers now?
Oldman: Wait, do you want to live and die in peace at a ripe, old age??
Ayunge: I do..it is just that...
Oldman: THEN SAY AMEN!
Ayunge: AMEN!
Oldman: May you confidently retire in peace amongst your people!
Ayunge: Amen!
Oldman: If you attain a ripe, old age abroad, may you come home to die in peace!
Ayunge: Err..I don't want to die yet.
Oldman: AMEN!
Ayunge: A..Amen!
Oldman: I say again, may your days be long and filled with wisdom.
Ayunge: Amen!
Oldman: Go forth young man, you are blessed.
Ayunge: Thank you, Baba. You are blessed too.

THE END.

Auspicious.

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=Robot;138680>...He died early this morning in (a) London Hospital after brief illness.

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Ironic, how these ogas and madams seem to all meet the same fate: death whilst taking advantage of the best healthcare the world can offer; the same healthcare they were in a position to provide in their own backyard but woefully failed to, choosing instead to live sumptuously on the fruits of the motherland as if death doesn't becometh of us all...

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Another corrupt governor bites the dust.
May the soul of the corrupt one rest in pieces.

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While his remains have arrived safely for state or stateless burial, is the Nigerian Government planning to repatriate his foreign currency from abroad?

Abi na another case of a former government official from Africa dead abroad and his undocumented, unaccounted unexplained wealth lost in some bank with no known next of kin to claim the proceeds?

By the way what can we do in Nijja to get the lost wealth of people ike ZIK, Bakin Zuwo, Abacha and the like?