My Oga don become Mayor.
And if I no tell you how it happened,
My paki will not sleep.
If you doubt my prose,
Check the result of the polls.

My Oga was picking on me,
So I decided to prick his heart.
He is a politics student,
But always posing as a fine boy,
Because he likes to be poked.
 
He decided to pick his form,
But he is afraid of not being picked,
And having to pick all the bills.
He has to poke three men to get the job,
Or his wife will poke him for life.
 
So we planned the picking purposely. 
I asked him to pick the Prime Minister.
He chose to poke a Mayor.
He said if the Prime Minister is prickly,
His political career will forever be poked.  

Na so one pay day,
While I was quietly picking my ribs,
My Oga walked in with the papers.
And on the front pages,
His wife was pecking him.

Now he is happy I poked him,
Because he has recovered from my poking.
It would have been a fatal prick,
If the wife had to give him a poke,
That is different from my own poking.

The poker and the poked,
Are all now puckered.
Because on another pay day,
I gave my Oga a final poking,
As he went to his Mayor's prick.

So if you ever need a poking,
In order to be pricked for a job,
Do not hesitate to poke me.
Because I have poked someone before,
And I know that pricking and poking works.  

 
*** Poke works jo o. And if it doesn't work for you, and you really have to poke someone, then jab, stab, push, prod, thrust, dig, nudge, or punch the person. ***

shagonbugo@thepokedclub.gun

Robot  Villager

# 1 My Oga don become Mayor. And if I no tell you ho...Read the full article. Posted by Robot| 03.12.2006 09:34

Anike  Bibi ire: Agbe Gboko Rosu

# 2 Jumi You've caught the pokey bug too, uhn? I hope you did not prick your oga's heart with your knife oh. Because we don't have money to prick you when they poke you to put in jail. Poking the oga to get pricked for a job really does work. At least until some other pokable comes to be poked. At the end of the day, y'all are gonna be puking after the oga's poking has resulted in pickable pikins. Posted by Anike| 04.12.2006 00:18

Djister  Villager

# 3 =Anike;140897>Jumi You've caught the pokey bug too, uhn? I hope you did not prick your oga's heart with your knife oh. Because we don't have money to prick you when they poke you to put in jail. Poking the oga to get pricked for a job really does work. At least until some other pokable comes to be poked. At the end of the day, y'all are gonna be puking after the oga's poking has resulted in pickable pikins. I GIVE UP ON THIS VILLAGE! IS IT ONE PICKED THAT LED TO ALL THIS POKERY? JUST ONE PRICKED? Anike started the gramma powlice; Forshow decided to give them work; Auspicious carry di load AND now we are all Poker-faced wit Poker-dots in Prickly-heat? WHAT THE POCK IS ALL OF THIS? @JUMI Ma gbaddun oga re, ojare! (Dey enjoy ya boss!) Ploke wit Pride! Plunk and Ride (literarily) on! LAFF KILL ME HIA! Posted by Djister| 04.12.2006 08:51

emj  Villager

# 4 :biggrin: Oh Lordy Lord.....when i thought that we are all done with the pick/poke/r game.........auspy bin win jackpot .....yes ke, and hin bin no gree settle us.....so therefore, we shall/should picked him, or dang, puke him.:wink: Anywaz jumi, the prose ga gan ni, and the new email addy dey poked/red:p :D Posted by emj| 05.12.2006 00:05

Anike  Bibi ire: Agbe Gboko Rosu

# 5 Is Jummy still poking ni? Posted by Anike| 14.09.2007 16:48

Abraxas  Villager

# 6 =emj;141049>:biggrin: Oh Lordy Lord.....when i thought that we are all done with the pick/poke/r game.........auspy bin win jackpot .....yes ke, and hin bin no gree settle us.....so therefore, we shall/should picked him, or dang, puke him.:wink: Anywaz jumi, the prose ga gan ni, and the new email addy dey poked/red:p :D =Anike;208720>Is Jummy still poking ni? Hi, folks! Ahemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh! ..... Hmmmmmmmmmm! OK-o! (Make I no tiok, sha.... I just dey clear my t'roat, ni!) Muchas gracias. Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III) Posted by Abraxas| 14.09.2007 23:11