10 Nov 2008 |
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Conversations with Korofo Korofo where are you off to? I don tell you make you no dey call me korofo again, I be corporal now Korofo sounds better I no get power to argue Did you hear about the show of shame at Murhi Okuonla? Which kind show of shame? Have you not heard about the home video that was directed by Rear Admiral Harry Arogundande? You self na that one you dey call home video…Make that girl go do thanks giving Why? Because she lucky no be small, if no be say she be big man pikin she for see pepper You mean more than the brutality she was subjected to? You self with this your big grammar, the girl no get home training at all, why she go dey struggle koboko with Navy man? After all no be she be the first person wey them go flog. To make matters worse she come even flog the navy man. Na God save am say dem no carry am go their barracks because dem for do am wetin pass beating. Are you supporting what was done to her? The girl too stubborn But are you all not suppose to be protecting her and the rest of us Nigerians? Forget that side, those officers been dey protect dem oga and their own garri What do you mean? You no know say na oga dey give them food and small money to support their salaries? But you are employed the Federal Government of Nigeria and not your “oga” Federal Government no get our time, sometimes salaries dem no go even pay, one big man go just divert all the money enter im bank account. You even get to pay for your own uniform self. Na all these kind frustration dey make them get pepper eye. Have you ever read the constitution? Wetin come bring constitution enter this talk? Don’t you know what they did is illegal? No be today Navy, Police, Soldier and Airforce dey beat people for this country, even LATSMA and OPC don join self. Why you think say them dey call military people mad dogs or mopo as kill and go? Na because dem fit do and undo. And the girl mouth come dey over sharp, after all na leg woman dey open no be mouth I think you all need to go for psychiatric treatment Why you come dey abuse me now? With all due respect I think all of you including Harry are sick and you need massive reorientation, you are all working for us the citizens of Nigeria, your guns and your salaries are paid from our taxes. And you have caveman view of a woman But I don tell you say we no dey get our salary all the time That is not the point Wetin come be the point how I want take feed my family? It is not our fault that you breed like rabbits Why you dey talk like this, you dey call my children rabbits? But you do have 9 children and you are only 36 years old. How is that our fault? Your lack of family planning is not our emergency So what do you think will happen to the Naval ratings? Nothing go happen my brother, dem go first make initial gra-gra after that e go die down Did you hear of incident involving Jonathan Ross, Russel Brand and Andrew Sachs? Na who be those people? The first two are TV / Radio presenters and Sachs is the guy who played Manuel in Fawlty Towers Ok I remember that man, e funny well well o. But I think say na Spanish man e be No he is English But wetin come carry them join this matter now? Ross and Brand called Sachs house to leave lewd messages on his phone I beg wetin be lewd? They left sexually explicit messages about his grand daughter on his phone How that one take concern me? It caused an outrage and in no time Prime Minister Brown and David Cameron waded into the matter Cameroun? No David Cameron the leader of the opposition I think say na Cameroun you call because that name dey make my blood boil wey I remember Bakassi But Nigerians dogs don’t share that sentiment Wetin you mean by that? Just that fewer Nigerian dogs will now end up in cooking pots. Your talk dey tire me self, from Uzoma talk you don jump enter 404 I was simply trying to make a point. Anyway back to what I was saying. The British public was so outraged that Brand resigned and Ross was suspended for 3 months without pay for insulting Sachs and his grand daughter Wait o so you want make Oga Harry resign? If he had any dignity he would have done that ages ago My brother you want make the man take im own hand pour sand-sand inside im garri? Why re you so fixated on garri? My brother na garri dey rule us Are you aware the Presidency has waded into the matter? Aaah na im be say tory don get k leg. Oga Harry don carry gbese be that Why do you say that? You no say Baba go slow they always think and act for slow motion so if even him don enter this matter for this early stage, na im be say the matter serious no be small Did you hear that Rear Admiral Harry’s family are blaming the Naval ratings and that the man was not there? Why dem come dey tell this kind yeye lies? If them oga no dey there wetin you think say go make them go do that kind thing? Na order dem just follow The naval spokesman said they will set up a panel My brother forget that man e worse pass Saddam Hussein Information Minister, im mouth just dey drive rough, which kind panel dem want set? My brother them want panel beat the truth So who should be punished? I no fit answer that kind question o but from all the signs wey I dey see e be like say na the naval ratings dem go sacrifice. This country na wa, see as Oga Harry just put these poor ratings for trouble and now e want abandon them I don’t understand you, just moments ago you were defending him My brother water don pass garri That word again My brother abeg leave me jo
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