What intrigues me so much about Nigeria is that some of the problems that we create and sustain for ourselves in many instances could very simply be solved by the judicious application of a little thought. I ask myself: is it that we as Nigerians cannot, do not or will not think? Conversely, it is for this EXACT  reason I am so hopeful about Nigeria; I believe that with just a LITTLE thought and imagination, we can catalyze the processes involved with positive change for the PEOPLE of Nigeria in and around the country. " /> I Love My People (1) - Nigerian Village Square

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I Love My People (1) PDF Print E-mail
By Ebi Bozimo

I recently returned to the US after trip to our beloved Nigeria. The following is a sometimes light-hearted narrative of my views, experiences and observations during the 3-odd week stay.

I arrived in Nigeria at the beginning of January. I chose to route my flight through Abuja because of an element of sanity and serenity I have come to associate with travel through that airport. I find that the people are relatively calm and the environment considerably less hectic than my experiences traveling through Lagos so I’d highly recommend it as an option. Also, as an architect, I relish the opportunity to immerse myself in the profusion on on-going developments, both commercial and residential, in and around Abuja. At these times, I see why people have described Abuja as Africa’s largest construction site! You need to see me wielding my digi-cam! As much as my dear Naija people seem to be paranoid about cameras and picture taking, I’ve managed to amass quite a collection of pictures in and around Abuja, at least. On second thoughts, perhaps with the burgeoning Nigerian movie phenomenon, we are less camera-shy because directors are hopefully using Abuja backdrops for their movies – now there’s a good selling point to/for  Nollywood!

Anyway, that’s how come my journey within Nigeria begins at Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja. It is quite impressive, being one of the few airports I’ve seen in Nigeria that actually have any deliberate design effort expended in their creation. Not to be critical, but many of the airports in and around Nigeria could pass merely as sheds with roofs from whence people scurry unprotected from the weather over tarmac to planes of dubious quality. Translation: A steel frame, roof and aluminum framed windows does NOT an architectural wonder make! I’ll return to that issue later.

Honestly, I love my Nigerian people, but could anyone explain to me why there was a grown man assigned to stand beneath a sign directing Transit Passengers to one side and those of us going to receive our baggage to the other as we arrived at Abuja International Airport?

I thought immediately of the waste of resources this duty posting represented. Here is a grown man - possibly the father of twins - assigned to stand beneath this sign every time a flight landed and direct two to three hundred odd passengers in the direction that the signs were supposed to be pointing in. Hmmm! Were there absolutely NO other tasks that could occupy him within the airport? Was the assumption that the people coming on these planes were most likely illiterate and thus unable to decipher the information on the signs?

I know what you’re probably thinking; Haba eezeebee, you don’t know all the details about that sign. It must contain a very complex message that is impossible to distill simply. The man is there performing a vital function without which anarchy could probably reign throughout the airport, what with lost passengers, expired transit visas etc.

You be the judge: this was not, I felt, a complex sign. It was not mounted very high or out of sight. It was well illuminated (PHC was functioning – geddit?) Indeed, it was merely a directional sign aimed at separating the arriving passengers into two groups; those who had reached their final destination on this flight and needed to get their baggage, and those who were still in transit to further locations along the route. The two arrows on the sign thus spelt out the words 'Baggage Claim' and 'Transit', the former towards the left and the latter to the right.

Why then was this man standing there directing us? I realized as I approached him that he was sending us in opposite directions to where the signs pointed! The sign proudly proclaimed in white letters on a green background ‘Baggage Claim’ to the left, Transit to the right. He instead told us to go claim our baggage on the right much to the passengers’ consternation and confusion.

I love my people, don't get me wrong, but is there ANYONE in authority at the Abuja International Airport that can actually authorize a CHANGE to the sign so that a grown man (or woman) isn't required to stand and re-direct passengers? Even if the functions (and therefore direction) occasionally change, is it outside the realms of imagination to install 'changeable' signage?

What intrigues me so much about Nigeria is that some of the problems that we create and sustain for ourselves in many instances could very simply be solved by the judicious application of a little thought. I ask myself: is it that we as Nigerians cannot, do not or will not think? Conversely, it is for this EXACT  reason I am so hopeful about Nigeria; I believe that with just a LITTLE thought and imagination, we can catalyze the processes involved with positive change for the PEOPLE of Nigeria in and around the country.

I'll criticise at Obasanjo all day long for what I perceive are his shortcomings on a macro level but I CAN’T expect Obasanjo to monitor the signage or the staff assignments at Abuja, Lagos or ANY other airport! That is the duty and responsibility of the Airport Manager who ought to assign such responsibilities to the Airport Facility Manager(s)! Haba, my people! While we continually seek inspired leadership, we have responsibility in our own spheres of influence to make positive changes!

I smiled through the re-routing and commented to those waiting for me beyond customs about that small and (I thought) simple thing and got my first encounter with what I humorously consider to be Nigeria’s catch-all phrase – “forget about all ‘dose tins’ (those things)”.

Because I love my people, I’ll tell you about many more of ‘dose tins’ I encountered next!



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RobotRobot is offline

 # 1 | 02.02.2006 11:57

I recently returned to the US after trip to our beloved Nigeria. The following is a sometimes light-hearted narrative of my views, experiences and observations during the 3-odd week stay.I arrived in Nigeria at the beginning of January. I chose to route my flight through Abuja because of an element of sanity and serenity I have come to associate with travel through that airport. I find that the people are relatively calm and the environment considerably less hectic than my experiences traveling through Lagos so I’d highly recommend it as an option. Also, as an architect, I relish the...Read the full article.

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TASLIMTASLIM is online

 # 2 | 02.02.2006 14:29

I Am Looking Forward To The Next In The Series - I Love My People.

My Brother I Love Nigeria And My People.

Do You Remember Prof. Wole Soyinka's Song:

I Love My Country I No Go Lie
Na Inside Am I Go Live And Die
E Push Me So I Push Am So
I No Go Go


Good Narration

Taslim

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 # 3 | 02.02.2006 14:43


I thought immediately of the waste of resources this duty posting represented. Here is a grown man - possibly the father of twins - assigned to stand beneath this sign every time a flight landed and direct two to three hundred odd passengers in the direction that the signs were supposed to be pointing in. Hmmm! Were there absolutely NO other tasks that could occupy him within the airport? Was the assumption that the people coming on these planes were most likely illiterate and thus unable to decipher the information on the signs?


This is something that fills me with deep sadness - this reducing of human beings to the level of inanimate objects by making them perform such trivial tasks.

However, it seems that some 'big men' delight in having people perform such tasks for them because it boosts their ego. For example, if they are alighting from a car, they need someone to open the door of the car, someone to place a carpet on the ground so that he won't dirty his shoes, someone to fan them so that the transition from A/C to the humid weather will be less traumatic, someone to carry an umbrella so that he is protected from the direct sun, etc. etc. In fact, I believe that this is one of the reasons that such big men hate going abroad - they are treated like ordinary mortals over there!

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 # 4 | 02.02.2006 15:15

Welcome back Eezeeman!!

Last time I went I met this guy in an elevator, whose job is just to press elevator buttons. The guy was keeping himself sane by reading old newspapers.

Anyway, we love Naija. Cant wait to see your digicam report on our webcast

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 # 5 | 02.02.2006 16:02

Mr. Shilgba and Mr. Eezeebee must come to New York City! So does Big K!

Big is allergic to valet treatments? There are door men and elevator men in New York!

Both gentlemen will learn quickly how wrong they were in their recent articles.
Mr. Shilgba return to Nigeria for good from Japan to assume appointment as a Math professor at ABTI-American University of Atiku in Yola… Mr. Shilgba had many complaints and quirks about his experiences in Nigeria so far… among which renting a trolley or hand cart at the airport in Lagos was annoyingly irritating to him, as he has NEVER paid for such outside Nigeria in the past.

Mr. Shilgba must not have traveled out of Japan or Nigeria too often! Otherwise, he would have found that automatic machines dispenses airport hand cart or trolleys… I put a dollar or two dollars… the machine releases a trolley/handcart, but for the same demand in Nigeria our brethren Mr. Shilgba was peeved beyond solace!

Mr. Eezeebee as well must come to New York City and he will quickly learn that New York Transit system often change weekend schedules and tracks…. Re-routing trains and re-directing passengers…. (including my lucid self) to obvious entrances and exits!

This despite clearly marked; neon and reflective signs every where, and men and women are posted to direct and redirect us passengers!
And there are plentiful CAUTION Do not Cross signs and yet, for liability avoidance sake or for bureaucracy sake or for the sake of needless waste of public resources… But not unique to Nigeria, these are not remarkable wastes in Nigeria or America…. Real waste of resource occurs as in tarring a road some place in Alaska where nobody really lives, and there are, such real waste in Nigeria too

I am not making arguments in favor of wastefulness here, no, far from it, but instead to say that it is not peculiar to Nigeria… to have redundant eh… eh eh what-I-ma-callit.

ON THE WHOLE, I enjoyed Eezeebee’s tales from his three weeks of bliss in Nigeria… he conceded several times in his article that so much is changing in Nigeria or is it that SOME things at least, are changing in Nigeria?

Nigeria’s challenges and travails will come to pass

I am waiting to read the rest of this Eezeebee’s pilgrim’s tale!

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 # 6 | 02.02.2006 16:39

Keep it coming.

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N.A.R.N.A.R. is offline

 # 7 | 02.02.2006 17:24

EZE,
Sanu da Zuwa jare! You know aside from the stories, do not forget the pictures please, every single one you took! Look, don't let me begin to analyze the "inanimate" man at the airport.


For example, if they are alighting from a car, they need someone to open the door of the car, someone to place a carpet on the ground so that he won't dirty his shoes, someone to fan them so that the transition from A/C to the humid weather will be less traumatic, someone to carry an umbrella so that he is protected from the direct sun, etc. etc. In fact, I believe that this is one of the reasons that such big men hate going abroad - they are treated like ordinary mortals over there!



Shoko, are you by chance talking about Alhaji Mukieala Jegede? (Micheal Jackson), She you see he is gradually moving back to his real homeland, Naija.

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BayoBayo is online

 # 8 | 02.02.2006 17:31

"I Love Nigeria",
Thank you for the enlightenment. Even though you beat me to it, I'll still chip in the following:
Whenever you arrive at Heathrow (Britain) or Philly International Airport (USA), you are bound to see a couple of individuals as they direct passengers to Immigrations' cubicles and Terminals even though there are BOLD signs all around the walls that are supposed to perfom those functions.
And as for trolleys, there are ordinary stores in the United States that make patrons pay for the use of trolleys. You either insert quarters or no trolley is dispensed for your use.
It's grossly amazing how Nigerians rush to rubbish everything in their country. These are the same Nigerians that expect our people back home to begin worshipping them as soon as they emerge from planes-----all because they reside abroad!
And by the way, did anyone pass through Heathrow lately? The bathrooms (toilets) stink to high heavens. In November/December, I was among some fellow Nigerian travellers who experienced this ugly thing. Whereas, the toilets at the Murtala Mohammed Airport at those times were not only clean but had custodians waiting on us.

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 # 9 | 02.02.2006 18:55

Calm down, my people! Haba! There seems to be so much tension on the web. Perhaps I'm not as tense as you all because I've just enjoyed a fabulous, if work-filled trip to Nigeria.

I'm not unaware that in almost all transportation terminals of any sort, signage is sometimes augumented by humans helping to direct traffic. Indeed, upon my return to Hartsfield Jackson International Airport Atlanta, (busiest in the world - Chicago O'Hare take that!) there were many people standing around and helping all the passengers through customs etc.

One major difference I observe though was that the airports (and the New York City Transit System) are much more complex than my delightful Abuja Airport. I'll be honest with you, you can't put down Abuja airport in my presence so never imagine that I'm casting aspersions towards it.

It was pretty straightforward in Abuja: Disembark from the plane onto the moveable jetway. Spot signage directly in front of you pointing left and right. Follow the gentleman's directions to the right towards 'Transit' and instead enter the 'Baggage Claim' lounge. It is because it's such a straightforward change that I even mentioned it. It's no big deal and that's my point: Many of the things we have to do to improve the overall outlook of people in Nigeria are not such a big deal and I am encouraged and enthused!


These are the same Nigerians that expect our people back home to begin worshipping them as soon as they emerge from planes-----all because they reside abroad! - Bayo



Bros Bayo! You've got the wrong person in this instance, believe me! Nobody believes less that s/he ought to be worshipped because s/he lives abroad than me! Chei! Stick around, and if nothing else, you'll be able to confirm that about me! Your comments and thoughts are welcome O! Though I didn't use the loos in Abuja airport, going by everything else I saw there, I have no reason to imagine they weren't impeccably maintained. That is how positive my impression of the airport was.

When I referred to the man standing there, I felt it was a simple fix to have the signage changed so he's not marooned there receiving us, that's all.

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 # 10 | 02.02.2006 19:11

SLB,

Like you I believe the 'big man' syndrome is the bane of dignified living in Nigeria. I think it's a carry over from the colonial days when they could categorize the Nigeria nationals as 'other' and so experience no pangs of conscience bugging them when they treated them poorly.

Our new 'big wo/men' think nothing about people that they consider 'other' - drivers, gardeners, house helps etc. These people are not merely not in their 'class'; they are not even considered to be in their specie (humans) and they way they are treated never fails to sadden me.

I'm fortunate that I was NEVER brought up to believe that ANYONE inferior to me in any regard. Perhaps I went to school, so? Perhaps I can conjugate verbs in two or three languages (I can't) So? The same outlook I have that doesn't allow me see anyone as inferior to me also prevents me from perceiving ANYONE as superior to me in any way and so I'm certain many 'big wo'men' I've encountered have been most nonplussed that I really didn't give a damn about who they THOUGHT they were. In my opinion, they were humans like me, more affluent in monetary terms perhaps, but nothing that meant they were feeding me. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate and admire people and their achievements in all spheres of life but I've found that those who genuinely merit the admiration and possibly adulation could be less concerned with it. It's primarily 'wannabe's' that need that boost and it sure ain't coming from me!

N.A.R.,

Don't worry, all the pics I took, shall be available on this website in whatever manner the admins can make them available and believe me, there are many good projects to admire in Nigeria! I'm sorry to 'disappoint' you but there aren't too many African 'huts' amongst my pics! :lol:

ILN,

Speaking of trolleys, at Abuja Airport they are F.R.E.E!!! And they even 'come with' a person to help you load and push them. It's up to you to use your conscience to at least TIP the person but I believe they are supposed to help you on a complimentary basis. After being used that that excellent treatment in Abuja Airport, I was miffed upon my return to Atlanta where I had to cough out kudi for my baggage cart. Darn! What a welcome back into the Matrix!

I'll be talking about tipping as a way of showing love to my people in a subsequent narrative.

Believe me ILN, it is not a matter of me 'conceding' that some things are changing back home; no be quarrel! I don't have to be dragged kicking and screaming to that conclusion. It is because I love the people of that country (including myself) so much that I want whatever is good to spread far and wide!
 

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