It is with great regret and shock that we announce the untimely death of our dear country, NIGERIA , aged 93 YEARS. Funeral arrangements will be announced in APRIL, 2007.

NIGERIA was gruesomely ASSASINATED by the notorious OBASANJO Gang, which has been operating with impunity since 1999 on the African continent. The gang leader is known to have personally led the ASSAULT from their well known but impenetrable dens called ASO ROCK and OTTA FARMS.

After the victim had put up a spirited RESISTANCE that lasted more than 7 hours ( sorry, YEARS), OBASANJO was reported by witnesses to have directly dealt the mortal blow on NIGERIA with the deployment and reinforcement of his full team of very deadly THUGFATHERS and MOTHERS including ADEDIBU, GBOLARUMI, AKINSOLA, LATI ELEWEOMO, CECILIA (the woman thug leader), JONATHAN JOHNSON, EHINDERO, BODE GEORGE, AHMADU ALI, CHRIS UBA, TONY ANNENIH, OJO MADUEKE, RIBADU ( yes Nuhu Ribadu!), ODILI, BAYO OJO, FAYOSE, VIRGINIA OKORONKWO, IYABO YERIMA, IYABO OBASANJO, IBORI, IWU, OMISORE, backed by the PDP

The country gave up the ghost, yesterday, having suffered an ELECTORAL- CONSTITUTIONAL arrest due to the internal bleedings and systemic shock from the severe battering from the OBASANJO Gang. Among the very dangerous weapons of mass distraction and destruction reportedly used by the Gang include: ELECTORAL RIGGING, POLITICAL TERRORISM, and DECONSTITUTIONALISATION  

All efforts to save NIGERIA by the teams of local and international RESCUE specialists like MASSOB, MEND, OPC, AYC, AC, ANPP, DPP, AD, OBASANJOMUSTGO.ORG, SUPREME COURT, NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, UAD, UK, US, EU, etc, etc proved ABORTIVE.

NIGERIA is fondly remembered by PROF WOLE SOYINKA, COL UMAR ABUBAKAR, GANI FAWEHINMI, OKONJO IWEALA, DORA AKUNYILI, DONALD DUKE, PAT UTOMI, ATIKU, KEN NNAMANI, SENATOR RASHEED LADOJA, ALFA BELGORE, BOLAJI ALUKO, DADA SADIQ etc

Please send your condolences to: NIGERIAWORLD.COM, NIGERIAVILLAGESQUARE.COM, NIGERIANMUSE.COM, GAMJI.COM, SAHARAREPORTERS.COM, ELENDUREPORTS.COM, etc.

All the CHILDREN of NIGERIA , both living and dead, at home and abroad, are hereby WARNED to be aware, to be ware, and to be at ALERT as the OBASANJO Gang is still at large and on the prowl. The Gang is very very dangerous and murderous. Report any sighting of the gang leader to BAN KI-MOON, Secretary General of the United Nations, or to JOHN KUFUOR, the Chairman of the African Union and the President of Ghana.  The INTERPOL and GLOBOCOPS have already been notified of OBASANJO’s crimes.

Once caught OBASANJO and his Gang will be sent to be tried by the World Court for all his crimes against humanity via the PATRICIDE of his country, NIGERIA .

A handsome REWARD of $45,000,000,000 has been placed on the head of OBASANJO, dead or alive.

Meanwhile, the badly battered body of mother NIGERIA has been deposited at the mortuary pending FUNERAL arrangements being planned for either MAY or OCTOBER 2007, to suit all her survivors.

May the kind soul of NIGERIA , our dear MOTHERLAND, rest in its imperfect pieces.

Announcer: BISIKAY, London , UK

bisikay@horsemail.com

Robot  # 1 | 31.01.2007 18:36

It is with great regret and shock that we announce the untimely death of our de...Read the full article.

BiafranPrincess  # 2 | 31.01.2007 19:38

LOL! This is truly both funny and sad. Anyway, thank God I believe in ressurection so hope still dey for mama Nigeria. We go met in the after life.

katampe  # 3 | 31.01.2007 19:44

We know Nigeria has had a terminal illness for a long time.What happens if Nigeria dies? Which folks will be the losers? What happens to those now overseas, will they go back to help develop their villages?

Anointed  # 4 | 31.01.2007 20:15

I beg to differ, Atiku is not one of those that fondly remembers Nigeria. If anything, he and Obasanjo are doing everything through their personal vendetta to CREMATE the corpse!

I Love Nigeria  # 5 | 31.01.2007 20:26

Bisi Kay and those who support his cynical, pessimistic and fatalistic views of Nigeria.... are dreaming-up a fantasy nightmare that will befall ONLY themselves! shame on you! Nigeria's 140 million persons and counting, are in complete disagreement with you! Tufiakwa! GOD BLESS NIGERIA FOR A MILLION YEARS AND A DAY .... AND MILLIONS YEARS MORE AFTER FOREVER AND EVER! AMEN!

Anointed  # 6 | 31.01.2007 20:33

I beg to differ, Atiku is not one of those that fondly remembers Nigeria. If anything, he and Obasanjo are doing everything through their personal vendetta to CREMATE the corpse!

lawproff  # 7 | 31.01.2007 22:12

nigeria is well and alive despite the wishes of mr. bisi and co. and despite the callous campaign of their benefactor, vice president athiefku. nigeria's economy has never been better since more than 40 years than it is today, and within next couple of years, nigerian people will have a country they can be proud of as long as the long throat mr. athiefku is not allowed to mount the saddle of that precious horse called nigeria. mr. athiefku and his poltical bandit-gang can scheme, scheme and scheme some more, the long arms of the law will soon catch-up with them. post may 29, 2007, there will be no more immunity for mr. athiefku ditto, mr. bola tinubu and other lootocrats turned activists who are running helker-skelter from justice. if you like mr. bisi kay, stay-put in england, when you grow-old enough to be a burden to your children they will send you to a nursing home or back home to nigeria where you'll forever wonder why you missed out in the contribution to the development of your fatherland. for your info, there is not a single nigerian president dead or alive who has sacrificed so much and taken so much **** like mr. obasanjo. for people who have something to offer nigeria economically, they are and will forever be grateful to mr. obasanjo for laying a strong economic foundation for nigeria. all foreign debts are mostly paid paving the way for nigerian entreprenuers and banks to have access to unlimited foreign funds. have you not read about the just concluded over subscribed (at least by over 200 million euros) gtbank debt offerings in your country of abode, uk? and you have the guts to pronounce nigeria dead. fdi funds is coming in from left, right and center into the nigeria economy and you mr. bisi kay has the guts to pronounce nigeria dead? is it not a fact, according to your own accounts that you and your co-traveller in the atiku or no nigerian campaign have some ace to grind against mr. obasanjo? will you because of your own personal misfortune now wish nigeria a country of over 140 million people dead? please go get a life! weather you like or not, nigeria will survive all of the onslaught which your kinds might bring her way; she'll be stronger and better for it, poltically and economically, nigeria will not die and will even become greater and become the pride of the blackrace. amen. justice is around the corner for mr. atheifku and his gangs and maybe, you too.

felix  # 8 | 31.01.2007 22:31

=lawproff;152441>nigeria is well and alive despite the wishes of mr. bisi and co. and despite the callous campaign of their benefactor, vice president athiefku. nigeria's economy has never been better since more than 40 years than it is today, and within next couple of years, nigerian people will have a country they can be proud of as long as the long throat mr. athiefku is not allowed to mount the saddle of that precious horse called nigeria. mr. athiefku and his poltical bandit-gang can scheme, scheme and scheme some more, the long arms of the law will soon catch-up with them. post may 29, 2007, there will be no more immunity for mr. athiefku ditto, mr. bola tinubu and other lootocrats turned activists who are running helker-skelter from justice. if you like mr. bisi kay, stay-put in england, when you grow-old enough to be a burden to your children they will send you to a nursing home or back home to nigeria where you'll forever wonder why you missed out in the contribution to the development of your fatherland. for your info, there is not a single nigerian president dead or alive who has sacrificed so much and taken so much **** like mr. obasanjo. for people who have something to offer nigeria economically, they are and will forever be grateful to mr. obasanjo for laying a strong economic foundation for nigeria. all foreign debts are mostly paid paving the way for nigerian entreprenuers and banks to have access to unlimited foreign funds. have you not read about the just concluded over subscribed (at least by over 200 million euros) gtbank debt offerings in your country of abode, uk? and you have the guts to pronounce nigeria dead. fdi funds is coming in from left, right and center into the nigeria economy and you mr. bisi kay has the guts to pronounce nigeria dead? is it not a fact, according to your own accounts that you and your co-traveller in the atiku or no nigerian campaign have some ace to grind against mr. obasanjo? will you because of your own personal misfortune now wish nigeria a country of over 140 million people dead? please go get a life! weather you like or not, nigeria will survive all of the onslaught which your kinds might bring her way; she'll be stronger and better for it, poltically and economically, nigeria will not die and will even become greater and become the pride of the blackrace. amen. justice is around the corner for mr. atheifku and his gangs and maybe, you too. Let me borrow a line from my BROTHER Auspicious(yes, he is my dear brother!)...the loqaucious one will say "Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:lol: "

Auspicious  # 9 | 01.02.2007 00:57

=felix;152444>Let me borrow a line from my BROTHER Auspicious(yes, he is my dear brother!)...the loqaucious one will say "Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:lol: " Wow! I didn't know I was that I was that 'influential'. Hey, have you worshipped Chairman Mao this morning? What time is it over there in China anyways? Do you have any Falun-Gon friends over there? How many of them have been beaten-up or killed lately? Muhehehehehe! Tehehehehe! Pele jare, BisiKay. Na wa for Naija! Auspy.

felix  # 10 | 01.02.2007 03:36

Wow! I didn't know I was that I was that 'influential'. Hey, have you worshipped Chairman Mao this morning? What time is it over there in China anyways? Do you have any Falun-Gon friends over there? How many of them have been beaten-up or killed lately? Muhehehehehe! Tehehehehe! Pele jare, BisiKay. Na wa for Naija! Auspy. Haba mallam,(chinese will yell:gan maaaaa?)...na by force to make me chinese?? you no wan call me "fellow contryman"agian??..Tori don dabaru!.. like say you wan paint me yellow!.., no be so?...abi you don join Adebayo dey request for visas for those coming back to Lagos???....Omo i still dey carry 9ja pkali,..All this one wey you dey yell Chairman Mao and Hu jin Tao, then come dey join am with Falun Gon , my hand no dey ooo,..At least my broda Tochi manage get international attention b4 dem do their thing 4 Singarpore,..These guys wey you dey call here , if dem take notice , come reach you , hmmmmm, i swear say you go disappear b4 even your wife sabi wetin dey ooo .....,hmmmm "influence"?...Tehehehehehehehe....you no go kill me 4 this village:lol:

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