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SSS Arrest Me Now, I Am An Internet Blogger
Akpu-Nku


Excuse me sir, are you going to arrest me or not?

That is the big question and need I ask you that?

Eh, State Security Service Nigeria and balaclava trained?

The Elephant in the room nobody sees nor by detained

I am not a 419 thief but a blogger on the Internet

I am neither on Elendureport.com nor Huhuonline.com as claimed

But give me the treatment coming to me all the same as contend



I am not on Saharareporters.com as you wrongly imagined

But on Nigeria Village Square to massage my tall ego and angst

For peremptory duel and buck-shots against my contending jingoist

But please Oga, I want my share of the national torture and cake

Just like Elendu and Emeka Asiwe or perhaps Dele Giwa received

I take ...Read the full article.

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If Mallam Musa Yar'Adua was alife and hajia Dada Musa, an open letter to President Iyar Adua on Internet blogger and the SSS


Dear Oga Yar Adua, first of all before SSS arrest man at the abuja airport when I would return to join your cabinet as minister. I would like my own sister Turai to first confirm that they have not deleted my name from the ministers list. If they have, sister Turai you know what to do, nothing for oga yar adua tonight until my name is on that list. Before SSS arrest me, I no dey chop chicken, na cow meat I dey chop. And I like my bread tossed each morning.

Now joke apart, I need to remind the president his two wonderful parent. His mother madam hajia Dada Musa and his dad Mallam Musa Yar'Adua. Mallam Musa Yar Adua was well know for discipline his children that the president would testified to an occation when President Yar Adua informed everybody he was a maxist. The president would remember what his father did. " maxist mi ni ni" " ba turashi maxist"

What is my point, my point is his father did what he did because he love him Umaru, and he wanted Umaru(if I can called you that sir my oga) to follow God ways and not the nonsense of the western culture. On the issue of your son and the picture. Oga Yar Adua sir, that pictures shows me that while you are busy taken care of the nation, those who you put in charge of your children were feeding them with the same nonsense, Your wonderful daddy did not want for you.

What if your wonderful daddy was alife to see the pictures of his loving grandchildren holding a gun and dollars, Walahi I know what he would do. I believe your father did what he did because he love you. The word of God says "he you love , you discipline". It is time to discipline those people who were in charge of your children and may be if not for those pictures, they may have started feeding your children with wrong information, that they should start smoking india hemp or become gay or something worst. Thank God for those pictures, It as save your children from the hands of those who are suppose to be in charge of the president children.

Just to inform you, google.com , just an ordinary website sir was started by Larry Page and Sergey Brin. An ordinary website, but both Larry Page and Sergey Brin are worth $18.6 billion each. Walahi Oga Yar Adua, can you imagine 50 Nigerian with $18.6 billion .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergey_Brin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Page

In short Oga Yar Adua, even my small self, have had over 200 US companies ad offers on ThisGlobe.

Oga Yar Adua why, the need for bloggers. It is the largest information medium in the world. Oga Yar Adua, get involve with it. This way Nigerian can ask you question. and get to know you better than the monster the nigeria newspaper are painting you. i am willing to conduct a live radio program while you are in Nigeria and Nigerian all over the world can call you on toll free telephone number. And they can know you better.

1416 904 5008 or nigeriamail@hotmail.com

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Eherm Akpu Nku wat are u smoking...u don crase finish, dis Internet Access wey u get na wahala...u are hereby Banned from writing/posting any Article till further notice:twisted::p

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I don't understand this.

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=emj;285051>Eherm Akpu Nku wat are u smoking...u don crase finish, dis Internet Access wey u get na wahala...u are hereby Banned from writing/posting any Article till further notice:twisted::p

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In order to balance and ensure gender equality too the wimins nominate one of

them to be brutalized and locked up...the one called Countess is offered.

She be witty, radical, intelligent and threatening when she is not inebriated (apologies

Mronenijeriya).

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=ula-lisa;285058>In order to balance and ensure gender equality too the wimins nominate one of

them to be brutalized and locked up...the one called Countess is offered.

She be witty, radical, intelligent and threatening when she is not inebriated (apologies

Mronenijeriya).

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Walahi if dem arrest Countess sake for gender equality, na hin be say dem no go fit sleep....you don hear about Abami b4?:twisted:

Fear no even cash/catch you? Na who fit catch wind? By the time countess approach he that has her life in his hands(not in the hands of any human being)...na beg dem go dey beg am...go and ask hmm....i yam not kidding o..ehen.:twisted::lol::lol:


PS>>.....Akpu Nku juess scatter ground for nothing....i bin think say hin dey serious, but could see that he juess wanted somewia to lay his head....he just got evicted for not paying his rent..and is in dire need of a good place to rest his big head and eat full square meal , echee...;)

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:lol::lol::lol:

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PS>>.....Akpu Nku juess scatter ground for nothing....i bin think say hin dey serious, but could see that he juess wanted somewia to lay his head....he just got evicted for not paying his rent..and is in dire need of a good place to rest his big head and eat full square meal , echee..

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Countess:
I actually came across that mindset in the hood where I played basketball and preached to dem guys...when winter approaches, they would go organize a burglary to be caught like on a friday night so they be taken in on da weekend...they never bothered to make bail bond so may stay in till hearing and subsequent trial and conviction. In they had food, a neat bed, heat, a well equipped gym and even books and cable...they called it 'going to college'.

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Countess:
I actually came across that mindset in the hood where I played basketball and preached to dem guys...when winter approaches, they would go organize a burglary to be caught like on a friday night so they be taken in on da weekend...they never bothered to make bail bond so may stay in till hearing and subsequent trial and conviction. In they had food, a neat bed, heat, a well equipped gym and even books and cable...they called it 'going to college'.

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:lol::lol::lol:Oh migosh:lol::lol: Dats a cool way of surviving o....chei, college....and might get a cert or diploma from the whole deal by doing Online courses....no wonder some credentials are yet to be ...hmm, make i no talk too much.

BTW, how are we sure dat most posters here are not posting from da Gulag:twisted:;)

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=emj;285122>:lol::lol::lol:Oh migosh:lol::lol: Dats a cool way of surviving o....chei, college....and might get a cert or diploma from the whole deal by doing Online courses....no wonder some credentials are yet to be ...hmm, make i no talk too much.

BTW, how are we sure dat most posters here are not posting from da Gulag:twisted:;)

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No. I know ya mischievous mind, they were not Naijas but our AA brothas, I was never around naijas until lately...so no, not the ones here...see the flicker in ya eye...you wan laff de college graduates eh?

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=ula-lisa;285131>No. I know ya mischievous mind, they were not Naijas but our AA brothas, I was never around naijas until lately...so no, not the ones here...see the flicker in ya eye...you wan laff de college graduates eh?

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Tell your broda Andy Uba make hin answer us:wink: